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Absolutely!!!

Sapele water ministry!

Everything all of una go put am for naija head as if Nigeria is somhm else.

Som folks r even sayin dat nothin naija gurls cannot do b'cos of money. if u put it dat way den, who started d marriage contract of of a thing? is it nigerian gurls? is it not whyt gurls? dey dat started it, r dey not doin it for money? or r dey doin it for free? now, a topic came up in NL, talkin about "contract marraige in nigeria", n y'all saw it as somhm else, talkin trash about nigerian gurls. Let me tell u guy's somhm. (True story, no joke!) I'v watched a "blu-film" (indecency movie, mojo) wia som whyt protitute gurls eat "shyt." ya! "shyt", n don't mis-understand me wen i say dey eat "shyt" for i know what i'm talkin about! (Dont think im talkin trash buh, im tellin u nottin buh d HEAVENLY truth). d most disgustin part i saw was, a gurl sat down in a room with her mouth open, n a guy came in n shyt direct in her mouth. (can u imagine d non-sence) Now, such enterainin movie (lyk u guys will see it b'cos dey'r whyt gurls), R dey not doin it for d sake of money? or r dey doin it for fun? y'all should leave naija gurls alone abeg, everybody with em lyf. (mind u, im talkin about doz dat said naija gurls can do anythin b'cos of money) if u feel dat u have 24inchs c0rk, u can go n start acting blu-film, it's nobody's problem buh urs! Na u get ur lyf so, any naija gurl dat feels to go on contract marraige with another man, best of luck to her den!

I hold my peace!

wen i 1st saw dis topic i JCSL Y? b'cos, i was already on high expectations to read about what Chidichris would comment! Chidi, im enjoyin ur analysis so far buh pls, do me a favour, try focusin more on d topic n forget about mikels wealth. nobody hia is askin him for money, buh, an upgrade on his style of play ie movin forward with d ball, attempt on goals scorin etc. To me, i have no problem with his (mykel) style of play, so long as my CM'er is well creative in his position with my strikers well fed with d ball up front, n my wingers doin a good job back n forth down d flank den, i'll advice mykel to remain in his position n finish d dirty job for me in d DM. I would allow him to move forward for goal scorin if only we'r a goal down, n tym is nomore on our syd, just lyk goal keeper's run to dia opponents post wen dey have an injury tym corner kick!

I hold my peace!

Question!

*waitn for an answer*

SA Lady

ME?? Beat a woman ke?  Funny!
If u'r talkin about me beatin my wyf, it's never gon happen b'cos, both of us r not of same category in lyf. if she offend's me to d extent dat i can't bear it any longer, i'll rather send her packin dan layin my hands on her. If i have ever laid my hands on a gurl before, den, dat should be wen i was stil at primary school (dat's if at all i'v done such). I have never beaten a gurl before n i'll never do dat!

Now let me ask u a question. what if, i.e A man n his wyf r both argueing over a little misunderstandin, on d process, she slap's her husband, what would u suggest her husband to do?

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U don miss road o!

@Cold

U'r so fukkin ryt!!!

About a munite ago, I just finished replyin my friend a text msg dat he sent to me, dis is what he said "Wetin man u n chelsea later play? after d 1st half sleep carry me."

Can't believe dat i also dozed off. i didn't even watched when man u scored dia 1st goal, it was d screemin of "GOAL" from d commentator on d tv dat woke me up. Dat was wen i saw valencia celebratin his goal for man u. D match is borin. before d match, i just finished watchin Barca against a chinese club side "Beijin FC". D match was played in china n it was more interestin dan d chelsea vs man u match, despite dat barca fielded youth team, Messi n Abidal wia d only 1st team players dat started. barca won 3 - 0. with Ibrahamovic scorin 1 of d goal in d 2nd half n d two other goals wia scored by barca youth players!!

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What else do u xpect from a baked a$$ bytch? she's an a$$ pie. just free her with her miserable lyf!

I just felt so sorry for her poor husband! (if at all she's has find 1 b'cos, i don't think a man with his ryt sences will take dat slut as his wyf.)

Babaearly

No need of seekin for advice anymore, u'v already lay d foundation, just do d finishin.
She asked u to buy somhm dat she lyked, n asked u to buy two of it. she gave u 1 n she took 1. den, wen takin her home, d kissin was normal n she was respondin FINE! U can see dat all what u need now is just takin her outin n buying som nice gift dat she lyk's (na naija gurls way be dat, just buy dem somhm, u don get dem be dat), n d rest will be history dat u'll tell NLers!

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Ko jo! mine just begin!

If today's marraiges r based on feminism, i rather remain single n adopt a baby!

Topic lyk dis is exactly what happened in my compound. I'm not surpose to say it buh, som women myt learn from it! One of my neighbour's wyf (mama junior as we normally call her) always feel's as if she's d 1 dat married her husband n she talk's to her husband as she wishes! D most annouyin tyn is, she do comback late nyt atym's n if her husband ask her y she came back late, she'll start talkin n shoutin harshly to her husband lyk "y r u askin me such question? r u now havin som dirty taught's in ur mind dat i'm sleepin around or somhm?" U know, things lyk dat. N even if dey have a little misunderstandin, she'll start shoutin n draggin her husband from wall to wall to d extent dat we d neighbour's had to com n settle d matter. (somtyms, she'll even lock d door not to allow anybody in) y is she doin all dis? b'cos d husband is as gentle as d word "GENTLE"! I'm d only guy d husband lyk's talkin with, n he lyk's me so much. He do discuss his family affairs with me buh, i never said anytin dat i knew about his wyf to him. (B'cos, i don't wanna b d 1 to break up som1's marraige. N she even had a quarel with another woman in my compound, y? simply b'cos, d woman told her dat d way she talk's to her husband is not polyte, n it won't help d family. so she started abusin dis other woman, askin her to mind her bizness.) Until 1 faithful evenin wen i came back from work, my sister now told me dat mama junior came, n i asked if she travelled before, den, she said no n asked me if im not aware of what's happenin, n i said no. den she started tellin me dat papa junior chased his wyf out of d house 4days ago, dat she came wyt her families to help beg her husband for forgiveness. To cut d story short, d man later told me dat he took his 3kids (all boys. very beautiful yellow children) to his mum dat sam day, switched off his mobile phone n refused not to comback home for 2weeks. (b'cos he knew d wyf will comback later to beg, n he's never ready to see her, not to talk of acceptin her back.) Their's stil more of d story buh i believe a single n wise gurl will learn from dis, thanx!

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I support u wen u say VIOLENT america!

Dey'r all son's n daughter's of GUN!!!

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make a cmment as in . . .??

(To com n tell u dat, he has chased his wyf away?)

Chelsea fans una no dey shame? after all una mouth una stil yeye una self. shame to u guys!

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So ur husband n his father will just be lookin at u lyk mugu, while u'r castratin dem ryt?

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God bless u!

Topic - Big tym wrong! y won't u respect ur husband? I can't even stand gurls lyk u as a wyf!

Durin d relationship, i guess u wia respectful n loyal to him b'cos u don't wanna loose him. Now, u guys r married to each other, n u'r lyk "i'm ur partner so we'r dsame". U'r dead wrong gurl, don't play dat!
som men (lyk mysef) don't take shyt lyk dat, while some men endure with such, just for d sake of d marraige. (but it's so hard to endure truely!) so it's all man for himself, n everybody r of different character's n reasonin. thanx!

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Omo men, dat gurl is d shyt! Has she been defeated by any boxer? cos, wen i was stil consistent with her, she has never lost any fight, not even 1! N all her victory's r K.O (knock out)! Her last fight dat i watched last yr, she defeated her opponent in d 3rd round, since den, i'v never been consistent with her anymore! I love dat gurl!

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Investigate him thoroughly? in Nigeria? hehe. . .I guess u'v been out of d country for so long!

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R u afraid she's gon die? Her boss has d final say for dat n not u.

After all, anybody dat want's to be a soldier d 1st question dey'll ask him/her is (R u ready to go to war?)

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So true brov!

O ma se o!

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P & P!!!

So dis topic stil dey exist?

Lesspeech!

@Ziddy

Because, (back den) your mum always "wink" me anytym she see's me, so i decided to go n hustle for money so i can take her out when next i com around. N u can't believe dat she always com around whenever i need her! Even, she just left my home not too long ago n she'll b comin back next weekend, so next weekend, if your mum tell's u dat she's goin out to see a friend, den just have it in your empty skull dat she's comin to see ME aight? I hope daz clear with u?   Arindin!!!

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EXACTLY!!!

@Horus

I agree with ur post, buh it's up to d ghaniana b'cos, dey always believe dat dey'r better dan Nigerians!

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Yakubu is going to Arsenal ke? Team B, or feeders team?