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From guy to brother, na wa oo . . . na the new system? . . . omo, make i lock up o!

Recharge card, malt and chicken lap always.

If dem lyke make dem go swissrupt.

All the peeps wey dey pretend say dem no dey snore when sleepin, na una snore pass, una just dey shame to
talk am out.

I have a friend that said i sometymes snore when sleeping, and that he dosen't lyke peeps dat snore wen
sleeping never knowing that he does the worst. he snore's and also talks in the dream when sleeping, but i refused to tell him until he brought up the matter. he even said ever since he was born he has never snore, so i said ok cos i no i'll get him b'cos he goes to bed 1st. later in the night he when he was sleeping, i took my phone, placed it on record and kept it beside him. later sometyme he started snoring and it got to a stage that he stopped and started saying something, and this was what he was saying . . . "MUMMY HOW UNA DEY? HOW DADDY? . . .
HOW DEM CHIKWADO AND VINCENT? HOPE SAY EVERYBODY DEY FINE? I DEY MISS UNA WELL-WELL OO, E JUST BE LYKE SAY MAKE I COME BACK. GREET DEM MY FRIEND'S FOR ME O, TELL DEM SAY I DEY HAIL. OYA NA, I KNOW I CREDIT, I GO CALL U NENT TIME, BYE BYE." . . that was all what he said so when he woke up the next morning, the goodmorning i told him was to play the record for him. do u believe that after hearing everything he never talked to me again. he said that i'm monittoring him when his sleeping. this is someone that said i do snore sometymes when sleeping.   nobody is above snoring, it sometymes happen when someone did not position him/her self well when sleeping, all the partner need to do is tap the person and he or she will stop, thaz all.
Even till morrow, my GF snores but when i tap her she'll stop so i see no be deal on it AT-ALL.

Does that mean if a boy is dating a gurl and the boy snore's when sleeping, the gurl should break up? . . if she's asked what happened why she broke up with her boyfriend, she'll give that as an xcuse? . .  RUBBISH!!!
U NEVER WANT MARRY . . . WAIT UNTILL SAINT COME'S YOUR WAY!

@mykali

what r u talking about? if Anichebe is young what about walcott and wright phillips?

ah . . i hear that song again. omo ehn, naija really miss somebody oo . . i want cry but e no gree me.

i just dey play d song dey go, even as una dey read my post, i still dey listen to the song.

i told my brother about the video and he said he has heard about it, that i'v done a good thing for reminding him

about the song and decided to play it again . . . ah, Barack O'grin . . i promise to keep it evergreen!

@Tosinaded, na u i wan tank pas for dat site wey u put there. omo u get mouth die, god bless u jare, u 2 much!

made in heaven, sold on earth.

Understanding lo mata! (yoruba language)

so long as we all are human being, who go say him/she never snore b4?

Get rich or else u'll be oppressed by the rich.

^ I'm not judging him based on the friendly matches that he played and precise, i didn't even watch the friendly's,

but i'm judging him based on club performance. he makes tins happen whenever introduced in a match at his club.

he was stil recuperating from an injury he sustained in his club that was why he has not been playing all doz while.

i have watched several of his game at everton and i'm so impressed with his performances. D guy is good no doubt!

Even if it hapens that nigeria win's the W.C in S.A, it'll still be a painful thing that Anichebe was xcluded!

so painful that it's the most painful thing that has ever happened to me since this year!

Robin 707 "it does'nt matter the kind of higher institution one attended, it is being able to defend whatever you have."

Exactly!!!  ori e pe jare, omo iya mi. wa ri ike, wa tu ri ayo!

@Dr kituan, I'm not against the coach incuding Yakubu in the list but let's face the fact, at the moment, Anichebe is

fully inform more than Yakubu. daz ma opinion!

@Acidosis - why are you advertising your ignorance?

. . .Omo u wicked no be small oo.

Rano walks in . . *not interested in politics cos it always make's him angry* Rano walks out!

Rano walks in . . .*not interested in anything politics cos it always get's him angry* Rano walks out!

@OP, buyin any of doz cars is lyke buyin more xpensis, i'll advice u to go for a simple and comfortable ryde. thanx!

@dauchman, i still dey wait for u oo, i asked a question but u'v not yet replied me.

i said 'How did Guardiola took charge of barca?'

@jibosqie, why should he ask for an automatic shirt while he's not yet tasted in super eagles?

abeg make the nyash man go sidan 1 place jare, we no need am sef. Chidi Odiah is far more better than him.

@donspony

yes Anichebe is still the problem but lyke u said "bulk of the team have been bench warmers at their respective clubs"

so who then do u want lagerback to take to the W.C ? 

Well, everybody gat their own opinion but for me, I'll lyke the coach to play 4-5-1 against argentina.

the power of those guys relies in the midfield and they lyke attacking leaving their defence open so playing 5-4-1

formation will help for them not to gain possession in the midfield always, and lgerback should leave someone lyke

martins up front for his speed in case of any CA.

Daz ma Opinion, thanx!

@surugede, u be really SURUGEDE.  your user name fit u well-well.

@Dauchman, i'm still shocked by this list with the xclussion of anichebe and decided not to make any comment 4 now

but since u feel say u sabi football wella and u be lectural for football, abeg make i ask u 1 question . . .

How did Guardiola took charge of barcelona?

@vitimini go and take ur drugs.

@Danidon, u made a good point there. also imagine U.S beaten Turkey 2-1.

i believe 90 munites will judge our match against argentina and not the country that parades the best players!

@brownteeth

if u know d emptyN promo sms is a disturbance 2 u, just call dia costumer care, give dem ur mobile number and

ask dem never to send such message to u again that u'r not interested in dia prom.

i have friends that did it that way and it worked. it's a personal issue, just try it and see.

ah-ah . . @OP shey dem b 'ninja'? y b'say na only dia eye dey show? . . . abi dem dey shame?

dirty award!

@vincent4, i hope say u no dey high on kparaga b4 droping such comment? no be tools wey u get u go take work? 

abi carpinter go live nail and harmmer go carry jack and wheel spanner?    . . . shooow . . Aba na u oo.

if u say u wan deny nigeria, den hu d hell is stopin u from dat? . . . hustle go abroad go chop 'Aduro'

afterall naija no know say u dey exist! 

@Vitimini

"SWEEDEN AS A COUNTRY IS 1 OF THE BEST 10 PLACES TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ACCORDING TO WORLD EXPERTS"

and what has this rubbish gat to do with this topic?  

@harakiri. Na u sabi.