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@FL Gators.   help me ask dem oo.  

if i hear say dem do music award for naija, d tin go be me lyke where dem dey give prefet post 4 skul.

make una no blame me o, daz ma immagination and it's beta 4 me to talk ma mind. how d award itsef go be sef?

na plastic abi na gold? . . . well, na dem sabi sha, but i go lyke to say something oo . . .

best "STREET" award Terry G, street award? dat 1 na shame for me to com out come colet "STREET" AWARD oo!

I'll lyke to say that haruna lukman is a good player. he had a very good game today and i see him as a talented

player. this is ma first tyme of watching him and i'm really impressed with what i saw about him but i'll lyke to tell u

guy's that i don't see him benching mykel in any level.     daz ma opinion, thanx!

@Travelista, shey u dey mind dat mouse a$$ (Chidichris) wey him fellow male mouse no see were him go slot 'em pr!!ck for 'em a$$? . . . dey said 1 mans meat is anoda man's poison. if u found beauty on her (geneviv) doz dat mean i should also see her as a beautiful gurl? . . or i should cherish her way of acting just b'cos she's geneviv? . . . SUCK IT, she's not gud to my lyking!
well, i no blame u sha . . if u luk 4 d 1st place i found it so hard to waste my precious tyme to a rat a$$ lyke u.

all d same, i no mean to bif u and genie won't make us bif each other but try to reson b4 u say something.

GOOD DAY CHRIS!

Oga @fakaay listen to me.

E no eazy - since they know it's not eazy, y standing at d bus-stop and collecting people's money?

Dem get family - they gat family but they won't respect their families and still stand at d bus-stop to collect people's

money even after increasing their salaries. is that not stealing by trick? . . police for that matter.   RUBBISH!

@fhemmmy

not even for yerima to dare that to an american, but 4 him to even dare it to a muslim american.

Naija me born. Naija me large. Naija me represent! . . .  from da ghetto me ressureth! . . .  AJ CITY 4 REAL!

dat 1 no mean say make dem stop to dey collet dia normal shandy . . . THIEVES!!!

Naija get culture? . . . mscheew!          *navigates to another thread*

if U.S can beat almighty Turkey 2-1 then why r u guy's afraid of argentina?

make una cool down, na 90munite go judge.

mscheew!!!

*navigates to next thread*

@rasputinn

go sidan myfrien, y u go talk lyke dat? so long as god know say both of them no get any affair wen him frien

dey alyve and after d death of the friend, he became interested to d woman, y won't the marraige commence?

the only problem be say, pipu go talk but dat 1 concern dem, if dem talk finish dem go shut-up. I GO DO AM!

Casie ft lil wayne - official grul. Chris brown breezy ft plies - what i do. DJ Khaled - grindin.

lotta dem buh ama giv u likkle . . .

Rick Ross - push it to th limit.

Ace hood - Top of the world

T.I - Hell of a lyfe

@sesky, i don't have much to say to chicken lyke u but if ur freaking a$$ lyfe is going backward, den i'll advice u to

go and see the pastor for councelling, maybe someone has used ur brain for rutual . . . PEACOCK!

Omo na nyash be that? 

the left side nyash be lyke agege bread 20naira while the right side nyash be lyke 40naira own.

but all the same i no mind to buy both of them 100naira.   

@next1, so long as my brother's best friend had no fowl play with my brother's wife when my brother was alive and

my brother's friend feels like to continue with my brother's wife, then y will i stop him from marrying her?

i will even be happy that my brother's wife is in a good and safer hands.

some widows became harlot just b'cos of their husband is nomore and abandon the children on the street, is it

better thet way? . . . i'v said it b4 and i'll say it again . . . I CAN AND I WILL!

i wanna ask u a question . . has such problem happened in nigeria or not?

Mardi Gras  LWKMD  

me and my GF wan go out for lunch today, wetin dey nak dat time na 2:00pm in d afternoon so she don prepare and ask me to go and prepare that she's hungry. but i don laugh for @mardi gras tory so teeeeeeeeeey, i come forget say my GF dey wait 4 me. omo naim d gurl para oo . . .
the gurl come provok, tell me say she will go to her country and stay there for 1month b4 she come back
omo i come start to dey beg am oo . . . meanwhile, as i dey bag her, i dey laugh an uncontrolable laugh. the gurl
come vex again think say  na she i dey laugh oo. but i come gain small seriousness come dey beg her sha . . .
ok, she come gree o, we come commot go chop. for the restaurant where we dey, tv dey for front and back and
me and my GF face ourself so i come dey d thing no gree me hold i still dey laugh, my GF com ask me wetin hapun? i tellam say na d tin wey dem dey do 4 d tv wey i dey watch. but guy na lie oo, d tin wey dem dey do 4 d tv sef go make u vex DIE! so we come eat finish naa come go for shoping. guy d tin no stil leave me i come burst laugh inside d supermarket plaza wey we dey, omo ehn, everybody com face me o, com dey wonder wetin hapun, naim i tell my GF say make she see as dem take arrange some teddy bear and some toy wey dem dey sale, say dem no arrange am well. my GF com laugh sef o, she com tell dem say i say dem no arrange doz baby well say make dem arrange am well but na lie o, everytin dey well arranged o, na just make i give xcuse for laugh. as dem wan arrange am na, naim everything scatter for ground oo. o boy i com get free access to laugh o, I LAUGH SO TEYYYYY i start to dey cry oo. afta all d waka, me and my GF com enter house by 9:30pm in d night.
guy as i drop all d tin wey dey my hand i start to dey laugh again, naim my GF say wetin hapun again? naim tellam
say na dat supermarket mata dey make me laugh she sef com start to dey laugh again o, una know wetin i dey tink? i dey tink how @mardi gras face go dey dat time wey d mess (fart) dey smell, how d okada man go dey take dey hala, how him go feel wen d okada man friens com around, and how hurry him go dey wit d shyt 4 him nyash. so i com look say d laugh no gree me hold and if my GF notice she go paranoid well well, una know wetin i do? . . .
i com go put 1 cartoon movie wey dey very funny (G force) so make i for take get free access to laugh without question. so na d tin wey save me b dat o my felo NL's.

so if una ask me i go say this is the best post of the year. NO DOUBT!  

@keskukule - "U DON EVER SEE WHERE PERSON ENTER OKADA GO DO WEDDING B4?"

. . . Na u the thing happen to?

@bidemi12 may God bless u for what u said. help me dey tell daft pipu wey no want hear word.

I think say as man dey grow, man dey large, na so man dey wise.

and e get 1 word wey say - 1ns beaten 2wice shy, but stil una case stil be 100times beaten no shyyy. . .

NO BE SHAME? 

make una no dey say na government fault again abeg, shey na until 1 person go come tell u korokoro say . . .

give me the access to your bank account na dat tyme u go know say d person wan fraud u?

millions of pipu have been complaining, fine, but if gov does nothing about it, y not apply your own brain?

everybody should stop the promo of a thing and know body will be frauded anymore. SIMPLE!

@arkinses & @talknafree - omo ehn . . . LWKMD

daz naija 4 u. almost everybody just dey criticise d gurl for her outfit but u know what? . . .

this same topic came up on the internet after the game, and 'almost' all the american's said that the dress was  

@madoba - I dey feel u die. nice comment.

@hafees

2 hell wyth anybody dat say's trash if i do. so long as God knows dat my heart and concience was clear 4rm d wyfe

when the husband was styll alyve, then who give's a rat's a$$ if they talk?

Make we all admit say na we be the mumu and them emptyN be the winner.

we have been dupped one way or the other through this their emptyNess promo, but still whenever dem com up with

another system, we all go play again, while we all know say na fraud . . . y we know wan get sence for good god sake?

make we leave dem with dia promo, make the petronisation only be the recharge card wey we dey by from dem.

na make una see how dem dey call nnaija pipu mumu. dey came to nigeria, made their money and went to ghana to

build their headquarter's office over there. is that not enough for we to learn from? and to know how wicked they are?

ABEG MAKE WE WAKE UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . I don talk my mind!

mscheew!

yes i can. and i will!

Omo ehn . . this matter get weight oo . . . but wetin man pikin go do na? . . . we must commend.

Topic - I see no big deal for someone to marry his best friend's widow, afterall, there'r millions of women in nigeria

that'r under their 2nd marraige after their 1st husband died, and nothing is wrong with that.

some men are even aware of the womans problem before gettin married to them and they found nothing on it.

meanwhile, some are saying, if such happen's, the husband of the woman will hunt the friend. but i don't think so,

so long as both of them are 'best friends' it's not gonna happen, afterall, no be him friend kill am.

if a whyte man can even marry the wyfe of his enemy, why will it be a problem for a friend to marry the wyfe of his

best friend? omo nothin lyke dat abeg, d only tin wey dey dia be say, pipu go dey talk rubbish against u daz all!

this @michelin of a gurl sef, wetin be the wrong thing wey @junna talk wey make u say the men wey she (juanna) don

date pass the one wey geneviv don date? . . . geneviv of all men? . . . wey even u urself know how far?

shey u dey try cover up geneviv story wey everybody don know, abi u just feel lyke dashing insult on her? (junna)

she (junna) even said she stil lyke's geneviv that anytyme she mentions about geneviv her siblings moke her, so i

see no reason y u should post such comment on her.  u even said @junna has done worse than geneviv. hehehe,

geneviv is a celebrity. anything she does, the world will know. @juanna is not a celebrity, she's a gurl like u, so who

told u that she has done worse than geneviv? and how do u know she's a love-peddler turned virgin?

mind u i'm not in support of anybody but i just don't see nothing wrong on what she said geneviv. Good-day!