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A 'president wyfe' for that matter, travelled to dubai and it became the HEADLINE in NL.  

Una amebo go make dubai visa hard lyke japan or American visa, then our eyes go clear  

Na poverty dey worry all of us daz y we dey here dey talk rubbish about the woman.  

President GJ's wyfe, abeg if u went for shoping make u buy 1 nice shox 4 me jare  

and 1 louis vuitton hand bag for my GF b'cos she like's LV product so much  

but if u went for money looting      I CAN'T SHOUT  

she told me she was a 'VIRGIN' but when i enter ther place, behold, her run-way hole na 'KONGA'!   

I CAN'T SHOUT!!! 

until i enter the place!

Until I met her with another man inside 'MY' bedroom!

I don't have much to say but i'll advice doz that r criticising the poster not to critising him anymore.

this maybe a true life story who know's ? and your critism may discourage doz dat'r willing to help him.

i thank god for doz that decided to help out, like @Radiant, @Bim4u, @chiejik etc.

I pray that your helping the @poster will never, i repeat, will never ever be in vain.

do what u can to help him out and god will see u guys through, and pay u guys back in 100folds IJN . . . AMEN!!!

@poster, I WISH U BEST TO COME IN THE FUTURE!

@Belingo2

I disagree with what u said, but even if at-tall ruggedman & tony made 9ice, doz dat mean 9ice should lay-low to

both of them?

to me ruggedman is still da cause of this rummour burning b'cos, he has been told from da dyrect source dat, he

is not da 1 they'r refering to, neither is tony payne. so i see no reason y he should keep spitin out fuel 4 da

rummoured fire to keep burning.

he dosen't even look lyke a musician sef, i'll advice him to go on gyming to look nice and charming on ladies b'cos,

if him get girlfriend now sef, frankly speaking, dat gurl doesn't love him for whom he is but what he is!

WETIN HIM GET SEF ? . . . KWAK MUSICIAN!

mama gee

it doesn't affects any heart.

if it does, they would have foundout a solution 4 it.

pipu wey dey talk bad against nigeria, na dem dey shout the highiest when nigeria score
ever since my small pikin na'em i don know nigerian's way if super eagles want play match.
pipu wey dey talk bad against nigeria dey use style dey remove tention for their body.
Atlanta 96 olympic is an expirience of what i'm talking about, someone that wished nigeria badluck on their outing,
turns out to be someone that payed for the windscreen of a mercedes v.boot.
but the owner was also happy with the victory of nigeria, and asked him to forget about the payment that they'r all celebrating the victory of nigeria. never knowing the guy never wished nigeria to make it out of the group stage.

but all the same sha, nigeria dey Bleep up attymes in terms of football but let me tell u 1 tin . . .
even if nigeria is going to S.A with home base players throughout, i'll never stop supporting them because,
if they win or they loose, i don't mind, i just watch it for the sake of watching football.

DAZ MA OPINION!

well, i don't know how to say this, but i'll say it cos ama say sayer! (daz ma signature)

we all know's what is wrong and what it is right, but it seems this thread has made some of us loose our sences.

I found out that majority of us givin the 'SO CALLED' german lady an advice on how to catch a naija guy are more

than the others, i guess u guys don't know when 'MAGA' is about to strike una abi ?. . . ok!

since u guys are advicing an 'OKORO' man thinking u guys are advicing a 'SO CALLED' german lady,

I'll advice u guys to give me una control number (access to ur bank account) make i go withdraw all the money.

afterall, we all don fall mugu.

ONLY DOZ DAT REASON WITH THE RIGHT SIDE OF THEIR BRAIN WILL UNDERSTAND MY MEANING!

but 4 doz dat don't understand, make una wait until maga strike una!

@vivaladiva

wetin carry u go cross ocean mrs good advicer?

this are the kinda pips we have under nigeriyan gov.

Sen. Yerima got married to a b.reast feeding baby, under gov.

now a 52yr old man caught with 2.12kg of cocain, a nigeriyan pilitician.

After them go dey call nigeriya 'GIANT OF AFRIKA'.

@Toboy, I no dey vex o, i don even 4gif u b4 u post ur comment. 1 loff broda!

I think i'm kinda developin loff in kemisuga. 

@George D

True talk brother!

I have checked all the gurls on NL and found out that *Hauwa* is the most ugliest gurl on NL.

Rano walks in

speechless

Rano walks out!

@Kemisuga

I lyke dat ur wedding gown oo!

Rano walks in

read's the reccent posted thread . . .

doze's off suddenly . . . zzzZZZZZZZZ,

woke up later . . . still boring, then he said . . .

@poster, pls wake me up when u have something resonable to talk about.

then he went back to sleep!

Ehhen . . .

Naija guy's don dey improve oh . . .

so tey oyibo woman dey seek for advice on how to catch a naija dude

Na wa oh . . . Naija President 'GOODLUCK' really bring goodluck come dis 2010 oh.

Rano walks in.

read what the thread is all about . . .

RUBBISH! . . . If i born pikin and my pikin na lefty, make i come see person wey go tell am make him/her change to right

weda OGUN no go fire that person to picies . . . ID!OT.

Rano walks out angrily!

so many people likes eating the combination of rice and beans, rice and salad, drinkin garri and beans.
but i learnt that the combination of YAM and BREAD is the sweetest, is it true?

@toboy

y u dey talk like this?

i tell u say i hate igbo?

i'm only askin a question and u'r criticising me of hating dem . . .bros, na wa 4 u oh, no be so oh . .

if na u be the lawyer wey dey handle that other man case with emptyN i sure say . . .

the man go loose b'cos u go collect bribe from emptyN come condemn the man to nothing abi?

OGA OO!

*walks out singing ruggedman - BANGING*

@chameli

i think u need to go and listen to dat conversation again! again!! and agin!!!
i was the one that posted that site for everybody to hear and confirm the real thing
but b4 postin it, i listened to it 5good times from begining to the end

9ice told ruggedman that ,  "ruggedman from me to u, i'm tellin u ho-ha, it's not ruggedman that i'm talkin to".
what else do u want 9ice to say again? or do u hear nice mention anybody's name in that music? abeg jare.

9ice made it clear that he is not referin to ruggedman, and he even said he is not referin to tony payne so what else do u guys want nice to do again for god sake? . . . 9ice said he has done what he gat to do by saying that he (9ice) and tony payne are nomore so ruggedman should not listen to whatever anybody say. . . u guys should use the right side of your brain and not the left side for god sake. this matter is simple!

@Tewmuch

your case is so simple
oyingbo market dosen't even know that 1person did not come.
so if u decide not to buy 9ice album anymore, that 1 na your wahala.
after all, musicians make more money through shows and not how much copy they sell.

no be 2day we start to hear rummour, i wonder y ruggedman just carry everythin for head after being told that he's not the 1.

Rano walks in . . .

dirty thread!

Rano walks out!

@poster

And what's so special about igbo?

2weeks ago i was watching a news and it's talking about a 25yrs old boy that jumped down from 20storrie bulding and died. why? b'cos, the amount they'r paying him in his place of work is to low.
About 5days ago, a gurl of 23yrs old jumped down from 14 storrie building and died again b'cos of the same reason.
the chinese gov investigated the matter and they found out that both of them work in the same company (IPOD).
The makers of ipod phones, mp3 music player etc,

some workers of the company said that, the death of the gurl made it the 7th time that their co-worker died by commiting suicide. and they have been complaining about it b4 the incident.
According to the news reporter, last 2yrs the workers are beeing paid 500rmb every month. in naira it's 12,000n.
but after some series of complains by the workers, last year the company made it 750rmb, which is 18,000 in naira.

so mr or mrs poster, i guess the bank workers are not forced to work there. if they find out that the amount they'r beeing paid is so low to compare to the job they do, i guess they should just quit the job instead of comlaining.

DOWN FALL OF A MAN IS NOT THE END OF HIS LIFE!

Dotman01 & sweetguy10

may god bless both of u for your comment, it's like u guys know what was on my mind.
i blame ruggedman for posting this sh!!t to the internet, can u imagin?
no be today we don dey hear of rummour. if rummour touch u, and u no dey guilty, shebi u go shut-up and make rummour dey rummour itself? . . . if u dey guilty, den make u carry your cross b'cos na u cause am
which 1 be say make 9ice go make a public speech about the matter? . . unto which level? dat 1 na child's talk.

If u ask me sef, i go say, the way wey d mata dey go sef, e b lyk say ruggedman don chop clean mouth!

i still dey vex for the moni wey emptyN go take bribe the lawyers 4 court.

b'cos na certain say for emptyN to win dat case, dem must settle ground.

y not kuku take dat moni giv dat man make him appearance 4 court no be in vain.

I PRAY IT WILL NEVER BE IN VAIN!

@poster

Na dia wey be dat!

@BOWEI abi na BOLI

1) mind u Pato is dropped b'cos of injury fitness.
what i mean by injury fitness is - dough, he's back from injury but haven't played more games to match up his fintness. 

2) The xclution of Ronaldinho is not a surprise to me.
he is sluggish when he losses possession
he dosen't help the midfield in terms markin ability
he only wait for the ball to come to him so for C.attack

in the case of zanetti and cambiasso, both of them are a very good and xpirienced players. both of them are playing week in week out in their club but they were dropped b'cos of the misunderstand they have with the argentine coach (maradona).

in terms of kanu's case, don't figure out a major fault on someone and say for that reason he should be dropped.
everybody makes mistake and nobody is perfect. and everyday is not a good day for everyone.
u might play well today and 2morrow u might be the reason why your team lost, but let ma tell u one thing . . .
so long as nigeria is concern, kanu remains the best and expirienced midfielder that we have.
even the nigerian coach himself know's that kanu is weak, but u ought to know that u can't buy xpirience.

u said yusuf ayila's position has been taking by a young more expirienced player.
i'll like to know the name of the player, and when last the guy played in yusuf position.
for your information, yusuf position has not been taking by anyone. he play's week in week out unless he has an injury.

you said yobo is a calamity. yobo is not a calamity, everybody makes mistakes and  nobody or defender is perfect.
in that case people are saying terry is the best defender. but terry was the reason why chelsea lost 2-1 to a particular club in premiership and was given a 1week leave to regain back his match fitness.

@comechop

by their username we shall know them.
u think say this one na food wey dem say make u comechop?
if u live 4 1 room, shey no be the one wey ur money fit rent?
abi nigeria go leave the players wey dem get go hire C.RONALDO?
Stand up from dat cafe and go home now. KIA-KIA!

U STIL DEY DIA? . . . ABI U WANT MAKE I COM FLOG U KOBOKO?