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Mrs white woman, no, we dont indulge in an unholy act. Thats an abormination! But i know this because, most African guys have big dickson. So, hence my conclusion.

Brb!

Fu<k love jare. It doesnt exist!

Walk up to him and say. . .

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Na wao!

The thread is soo fartmantic.

Lol

Op, u might be short physically, but if u have money, walai, u are the most tallest to them.

Freecocoa, he [the op] never made any conclusion that 'love is easy!' He only asked a question, stating: "why do u think that love is easy?"

But, for me, i dont believe in love, so. . .

Lol @ "flowers are not for ediots."

But believe u me, REALITY, they'll like to remain "Ediots" cos, they always wanted something more tangible than flowers.

^^ Dont allow that teenage pic to confuse u. The pipe between his legs works wonders.

Dem dey fight because of prick.

Op, very, very easy!

Tomorow evenin, just go back home with depressed emotion on ur face. If she asked why, simply tel her that u are in a secrete cult, and it's ur turn to bring a closed and loved one's head for ritual. If she looks left and right and sees to herself that there's NO ONE closser to u, other than her, she'll sharply and immediately leave ur house even before u finish takin ur evenin shower.

Na who go lyk mak dem uz im head do moni? Lol

U "love" and wanto "have" kids, but u dont wanto marry, and dont want to go for adoption, and stil wanto have kids?. . .

U have beaten every means of havin children and stil say u would like to have kids??. . .

Omo mehn, i comment my reserve!

TIGER WOODS cheated on his wife, I guess he is also a poor man. WTF!

Op, u definitely need redemption.

WTF thread of the year!

I dont waste my time advicin such guys cos, in a situation like this, i dont think the guy needs a soothsayer to tell him the next move.

Uz broom poshu dat yeye gal commot for dat hauz jare. Nonsense!

She wan uz her dirty toto drain the guy pocket finish. Yeye thin. She neva enjoy belleful ni?

@Bisjosh, i go with ur 1st reply. Thaz my take on this issue.

Make she dey invite her lesbo frens dey com my hauz, make i dey combo dem togeda. What a jolloful feelin.

I'll deal with the snake 1st.

I'll be the last fool on earth to ever approach a girl for friendship. I dey craze ni? Omo, their insult too much. [naija gals in particular]

Never did before, and NEVER will!

Onila again!

*yawns and exit thread*

Lol @ seedord.

Op, dont mind those low lifers. They are just jealous. Keep on rockin ur ikwere man jare.

A true hero!

R.I.P.

Op, I dont know if all men cheats. But, YOUR dad is also a MAN. So, why not go ask him why he stil cheats on ur mother? [even after havin grown up children like u]. . . Maybe he might give the best answer, or xplanation u need. And pls, dont forget to come and share with us what his xplanations are.

Cheers!

I no know before o! Atleas, now, i don know. Op, tanQue jare!

Lol @ slam7000.

No mind those yeye pipu jare. Am even surprised that terrorist is stil breathen thesame air as me, by now.

Fu<k boko haram. Fu<k the NPF. Fu<k anythin fuckable!

Dis bluetooth of a person ehn, ur mumu go last, and u go pay DOUBLE!

U dey doubt say i dey chop bush meat abi wetin? Na new tin?

booqee:
Whatever! Whats important is, it made the front page. So skales and jackpot, u can get as jealous as u want, it doesn't move a muscle. . .u hear . uhmmm. . . .dani are u mistaking me for ur girlfriend, rokiatu?? Look well abeg.

Omo mehn, ur breasteminus no bad at all oo! Lots of Cow Bell in it. E gud to take cure dis cold wey dey catch me now, walai.