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The op is def high on an unknown substance. He really and truly needs help.

Op, as u can see the reason why there is CANAL everywhere. U can do us [nlers] and the whole of Nigeria a favor by jumpin inside so as to save ur miserable self from unnecessary headache. Olori ibu omo!

Now, let me put myself in the OP's shoes. Me and ma gal are best of lovers. Transperent to eachother in EVERYTHING. No hidden agenda. Everything goes well. I payed her a visit that she was unaware of. She was surprised to see me. After some while, I decided to browse her phone AS USUAL, but she refused. I asked her to hand me the phone, she resisted again, holdin it tight to herself. And u xpect me not to leave immediately ?

My body wil be itchy if I stil spend a munite in that room. She's history!

Op, u'r right jare! Truth is always bitter.

Ti e ba e ni yen.

NL2? Which one be dat again?

^ Aba na dem o!

If for my ex [That ba$tard], would not hesitate to go grab the money, sharp sharp. NO DULLING!!

But, for my current Asian princess now ehn. . . Ah! Best believe me, even if u turn the 'M' in that "million" to 'B' and make it $10billion, NOTHING ON EARTH wil ever make me dump her for such money! Believe u me!

I'd rather call off a weddin [like a once discussed thread], go grab the money and fix another date for the weddin, WITH THE SAME BRIDE!

But to call off the bride [entirely] and go for the cash??. . . Def, NOT Rano!

Might be ok for u, but NOT for me! And any girl that was once beaten by her boyfriend, and stil remain in that r/ship, should have it in mind that the beatin wil def continue. No matter how much "im sorry. I promise never to beat u again" the boyfriend apologizes after beatin her.

Op, u no wan chop Arab money? E no dey finish o! [kiddin.] lol

Mods, shift to religious section. Dont allow jockers to come and mock God because of this thread.

Claremont, u have said it all. Thread closed!

I dont like girls with big and flat noses like a car park.

Lol @ lecorn

Lingerie ko, tangerin ni.

Well, freedom of speech!

If i were in ur shoes, i'll do the same as u, askin her to leave my house! In NO sense should one keep contact with an ex!

Dont mind that highway girl. She is not yet ripped or matured for marraige. Stil wanto hov round different pricks abit.

Pls, free her be! She is NOT a wifey material.

Charly, has he cheated on u? Lets hear from u 1st. . .

WTF thread of the year!

Mods, "Trash" section, pls!

Newly married couples are to be given a space to breath fresh air. But, after some years, i have no problems with whoever wants to come and stay with us.

I prefer my Asian chick!

Nna mehn, e gbu wa g'isi o!

Ya, they stil exist. Go to www.Thebeautifulonesarenotyetborn.Com, u'll see/meet lotta them there.

Dont know what to say but laugh.

"Trash" section, pls!

Meanin she cherrishes the "one day" that u guys spent together, and to xpress her deeper feelins for u.

Mobf, dont mind her jare. Na so dem go feel yeye funky wey no geh head. Out of err'thin to bet with, instead, she went with her left breas. If i say her mind dey for strip club naim make am bet wit her left breas now, e go b lyk say. . .

Well, i cant shout. Rano only south shout!

tuhott:
freaking annoying people, if its a topic on S. E. X. now they will jump at it.

Lol.

tuhott:
And i can bet my left N. I. P. P. L. E you are so so wrong

Hahahahahahaha. . . .

Just imaginin ur bf comin to ur hauz and start carressin u, suckin the left nipple like never before (maybe his favorite), not knowin that the left nipple is already on bet here on nl. Lol

Ah! Omo, guys don suffer sha!

^ Dis guy, u funny gan oo! Lol

REALITY101:
Hey Cork no work @ Mcdonald today?

Hahahaha. . . M_rC_orkdonald.