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I swear to whatever, after recoverin from the unbearable pain, she must DEFINITELY be admited. No doubt!

Her fada!

koolkamzzy:
This thread brought back some funny memories of my toasting fnckups. Remembered this gurl I use to eye in my area, she sometimes assist her mother to sell in the evening market after school. So one day me and my friend decided to go and toast her. Unfortunately the mother was at the kiosk so we had no choice than to wait for the mother to leave. As soon as the mama leave, I began walking towards the kiosk na so my liver begin dey fail me, but I had no choice cos my frnd was watching and I don't want to fall my hand. As I get closer, my liver come dey fail me the more na so I just reach there not knowing what to say, I had no choice than to start buying what I don't need. I bought salt onions and maggi. My frnd laff me so tey I almost cry

Faints! Revived. Faints again.

shadrach77:
your problem is purely psychological - you are afraid of rejection - once you can get your head around things you'll be alright. What you view as 'rejection' is not rejection per se but simply a refusal. And for everyone that says no, there are more willing to say yes. When a lady says no, have confidence in yourself. See her 'no' as HER loss not yours - You are the one selling a product and if she's not willing to buy, it's her loss not yours. Once you can get your head around these facts, you'll be cool

Best advice so far!

U cant toast bread girls?. . . Keep fuckin prostishawo na. . . Atleast, they also got what street gals have.

Hate to tell a loved one "Go To Hell."

But, whoever I tell such, that means it's OVER!

Aint goin back, especialy when she's faulty.

Idowu, i dey o! Ya, erima don combak since na. . . Omo, she cameback with a different look wey be say, anytym wey i c am ehn, to piank am go dey hungry me, walai. Lol. I dey take am easy dey nack d akpako oo. I no wan rush am make d new luk flavor no finish on time. No worry abt d baby sitin. Her mama go handle dat 1. Lol. D problem nw b say, her beauty now no dey mak my prick stay 1place.

Omo, ova fyn, sweet and sexyness, dey worry her dis tym around oo! Na me get her nau, so i jus dey enjoy my lyf dey go. Lol

Idowu, Ok o! I Hope so. How u dey nau?

Charly, well, if u say so!

Charly, not good when u use the term "u nigerians." That is a finit generalisation! Pls, dont generalise nextime. U dont know me, and besides all the insults thrown at u by some other posters [Nigerians], Rano [also a Nigerian] did not see where u went/came wrong, to deserve all those venoms spat at u. But u have already glued me amongst those bashers, by generalisin we all in usin the term "u nigerians." U make it seem as if all Nigerians are of same attitude. I blame it to the media hype sha.

Well, what more can I say? Am stil a Nigerian, and wil die a Nigerian! Matter of fact, if there's anything like a next life when one dies, if God wil not create me a Nigerian again, then I'll like Him to create me one of the animals in the animal kingdom. Cos, I cant see myself comin into this world again, bearin another country's identity.

I'll like u to know that u are NOT the only 'white' here on this forum. And all the insults rained at u here is not being said to them too, unless they say something provocative [tho, i stil dont see where u went wrong]. Even some naija guys do get insulted by their naija girls, when they generalise [me sef, lol]. So pls, threat one accordin to what he or she said/does. That wil even convince u to know more about us. And I also believe if so, u couldnt have been with ur naija husband. Givin all what the medias have been sayin about naija men. So, my dear, u owe we Nigerians an apology. Oya dobale [postrate on the floor] sharp sharp, and say sorry. . .

*if any typo, pls help me correct it. Hasty typin, cos i wanto go take shower and go out now.*

Ya! I know u r a woman. Ohh! Football is not ur thing?. . . So, whats ur thing then?

Hmm. . . I can see this thread as a nollywood script/movie. After all set and done, Charly and Amu would wrap things up with smiles on the face of eachother.

Charly, Manchester way?. . . I guess u'r a Man United fan, right?

^ I taya for dat guy o! But i dey enjoy im yarnins sha.

^ Nothin to be worried about. Just an online rants.

Why all the bashin on the OP? Is it cos she's 'white'? Or maybe i need to go back to the page i stopped, and read all the replies to the very last, so as to know if all the bashin are worth it, or to know if mrs white went wrong somewhere [but i doubt it].

^ Won de o! Lol

Ah! Omo, see formaikas o!

Mr bigdick, ur response to babs got me lorl and also in tears, lol. Dis guy, u funny gan o!

Na which kain yeye thread b dis sef? See as grown ups jus dey mumu diersef for hier. Lol

^ U dont need to bother one bit, if u ask me. She inserted ur simcard into her phone [intentionally and wasnt forced to]. The problem is, she wasnt xpectin such pain. She thought it was the normal free-flowin-ride she probably might be watchin on pornno movies or, the interestin "uhh ahh" her friends do share with her whenever they comback from the boyfriends houses durin weekend. But just like som1 said earlier, the pain 'knocked' and brought her back to reality [that statement is soo fuckin funny. Lol]. She doesnt wanto blame herself for bringin the pain to herself but, rather blamin and angry with u cos u own what was penetrated and caused her so much pain [na wao! Guys don suffer]. The only thing i'll advice u to do is just keep callin her until she finally decides to patiently hear from u. But pls, dont hang up there cos ur journey has just begin. Believe u me, when she's done with the pleasure she derives from ur callin her err'day [feelin all funky,] she'll finally bring herself back to u to finish what u started. And if she comes, just like MBJ said earlier, u better suck up em dueces and 'finish what u started, or else, som1else wil continue from where u stopped'.

Cheers bro!

^ I like ur sincerity.

^ Shey u dey lala ni?. . . If that guy does rot in jail over there, then that means the US govt is a joke! Not just a joke, but a BIG JOKE!!

^ Thaz some wise words of wisdom. Brilliant!

Wonderful.

Omo ehn, PHD holders don plenty for nl o!

All i can do is lol @ the comment that said "the pain brought her back to reality." Lol. Funny that!

Long as the younger sista is ALSO into u [have feelins for u], then it is justified!

Rano's take!

Nice thread. Gud to know!

Dont know him o!

Lorl @ lasinoh's comment. Hahaha. . . Thaz funny, man!

Nonsense!

With this recent bombin, i think im safe to conclude that islam means = VIOLENCE!

I'd rather change my religion to buddist instead of a violent islam. NONSENSE!

O boy ehn. . . So new artists with beta songz don plenty dey trowey, naim i neva hear most of dem sef. Na wao!

I like the original version of oleku [even the vector version is bangin too]. But, with this yung6ix of a dude that u guyz are talkin about, i think i'll need to listen to his own version before i conclude which is my best.