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And some people called the pic photo shopped? (CEO of nairaland at that)

Photo shop the backside of my unborn child. Nonsense!

Faithless men that doesnt believe they can have/make such a money in their life time.

And when som1else does, they start spewin rubbish.

My apologies if my comment got u offended, but I just had to let it out my chest the way it is.

Wonderful.

Dygeasy: Girls are very funny creaures. It could happen that you (a guy) were just walking on a deserted street and then you spot a girl from afar ahead of you, then u double up your pace and catch up with her. You say ''hi'' no response, ''whatsup', no response. What do you think is the best way to handle the situation? Guys how does this make you feel? Ladies why dyu do dat? Should we call it immaturity on the part of the girl? Share your views...

Start cryin.

Ok.

Na wao!

Well... God, forgive him (the op) for he knows NOT what he is doing!

achi4u: wat am i going to play wit?

I dey tel u, Lol

edwrad50: Two lame physco's...... Whoever is gay must have got a physiological jolt...... NEXT!!!!

Loool

1stCitizen: what is funny about that?

I weak o!

NEROSKY:


m.i na advanced aboki,lol

I dey tell u, Lol

kombats: hmm una don dey claim say una know dem

Aba o!

acidtalk, such gals r d 1s dat would neva get a husband in dier lyf tym.

no matter how nice and supportive her mother inlaw might want to turn out to be, she will feel more secured and happy if the woman wasn't around. But, no matter how wicked and bad her mother would be, she'll stil want her to be alive to witness her marraige and also visit her children, right?

Wicked world.

All dah one na long process. Just go get ursef a SUPER GLUE, and before u know it, u r already headin for another relationship. Pronto!

SAFO: Typical woman, always wants the man to go the extra mile. Look how she dey barely comot her head for window.

Can't she meet him halfway?

Am tellin u, honestly! Lol

This onila of a girl again. Lol

I dont need to read more. They must def be hiddin something, if u ask me.

Racist.

Testin me with her best friend?... Ha!

Omo, na BLOOD dey flow thru ma vain naa... I go def succumb ni.

I cant shout abeg. I south shout, biko!

NO TEMPTING!

born2fuck: No cause for weeping

Am tellin u, honestly!

montelik: Not bad.

At all.

^ Enjoy!

Gaiden k: Every answer dan will apper here will be ideal not real,just imagine u caught ur teenage son n his frnds surping tru a porn site n even wen u saw em they were to shocked to put it off,y?? because he saw his mum being rammed by 3 monsters,this a worst case senerio sha,oda tinz join,she culd start afresh in anoda continent,not guaranteed sha

Stil DOESNT stop me from marryin one of em that like so much.

And, how r u sure ur gf was not ones a prostishawo? Where u there with her all the dayz of her life?

Do u mind explainin to me the difference between a prostishawo and a street girl? (and dont tell me u weren't the guy that disvirgined ur gf)

^ I dey tel u!

dabrake: Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Never knew Bola Ahmed Tinubu was a nairalander.

dommfa: This topic is such an irony. I bet your girlfriend isn't annoying u, you're just too blind to see that your life & attitude (which are reflections of this useless weeping blackberry charcters) are enough for your girlfriend to start behaving strangely. These characters show how disorganised, confused & jobless you actually are. Guy! For every action, there is an equal reaction. Fix up! Much love. Peace.

See how u just sounded err'thing with boldness and aloud, as if u know him very well. Na wao!

Dont u know that the op might be saying the truth? I have expirienced such before, and believe u me, never pray for ur gf to try that to u cos, NO MATTER how long u guys have been together, and no matter how much u love her, after puttin an agressive expression on ur face with such shaddy act, ur love for her wil die INSTANTLY! Speakin from expirience. And believe me, it's NOT something one should do to his or her partner.

My (then) gf needed to ask her mum to come beg me to forgive her daughter over her silly attitude. Could u imagine involving ur mom to com ask for forgiveness cos of a stupiid act that is not worth it? That's CRAZY!

Thanks for the info, but not interested!

Dabrake, believe u me, u just made my day! Finitly, sincerely and honestly speakin!

Imagine! Carry bd date for head dey waka up and down? A woman that REALLY and TRUELY loves her husband should NOT even bother about that sh*t cos, it's not more important than the EVERYDAY struggle to put food on the table and makin sure that she's in a happy home. Good and fine, I forgot ur bd, so? Should that be a problem? [just like the op's]

Darling, u forgot to wish me a happy bd yesterday. Oh!, really? Eyaaa, Im sorry my dear. U know I have been busy and stressful all these while. Just xplain somethin that'll make her understand and not to worry. The next day, when comin back from work, u branch to a gift shop and get her a bd frame and a nice gift [maybe a perfume or anythin she'll like, without her notice]. When u get home and present it to her, believe u me, she'll definitely appreciate it and be more than greatful [Except u go marry a girl wey b say, on her bd, she go dey xpect trip to paris for shoppin]. Nextime, even if u forgot her bd again, she wont bother that much cos, 1) she already knows it's cos of soo much stress, 2) u already showed how sorry and carin u are, by comin home with a nice bd gift lastime.

But, any yeye tin wey no go bear wit my plea, i go givam d warnin of her life! Shey dey mad for head! NONSENSE!!

I cant shout abeg, I south shout, biko!

True tellin, onila!

Dont know about u guys, but, read ma signature.

A question to the atheists in the house: WHO is the 1st human being on earth? HOW did he or she came to existence?

Rano's take!

Come! Mods, make una head corret o! Which one be "droppins" again? E no make am sound beta jare! Na 'sh*t' naim i mean o! E je ki ori yin pe o!

No b dem b d fynes jare! Na jus say dier 'akor' [shakara] too much jor! No 1der deir bride price b d highest for d whole of naija [if not d whole word]. Litu 1der som women nowadays dey pray to get lyk 5female children so dat wen dem grow up com marry, money go full everywhere.

Ibo gals are the ONLY gals in these WHOLE WIDE WORLD that can sight a mans pocket from afar, and tell EXACTLY how much is inside!

This is just a thread talkin about ibo gals bein the most beautiful in Nigeria, and dier head dey swell. If u bring up a thread now that says: "What female tribe in Nigeria, loves money the most?" Na dat tym dier face go strong lyk sh!t wey moto match. Ndi ala.

Ok.

Rokiatu, in such case, the problem is NOT the phone at hand, but, how dare she jug off somethin from him and slam it on the floor when she knows he was whillin away time with that, so as not to lay hands on her cos of her cos of her lousyness? So because prick don dey enta her nyash, she no get respect for him again abi?

Some girls are just plain stup!d.

When they refuses, we start callin them all sorts of names. But, when they give in, we name them "easy."

We guys have problems. I think we should stop that nonsense already! A girl made it easy for u doesnt warrant one callin her 'easy' but, maybe there's this 'willin' spirit in her [at that moment] that made her give in. And i think that should be appreciated cos, if she decides to play her game, then, buy her latest BB, take her shoppin, give her money and yet, u wont even be priviledged to see her thighs, talkless of swimmin in her ocean of pride!

Na wao!

Ya!, why not?

She 's ma lover and ma BEST FRIEND!

The smell of ma gf after takin shower. Smells like baby food. So-so yummycious!