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Who sing dis one nitori olorun?

aminusodiq:
How can ur p*say be tight?
Iwo omo ti won to dopa?
Fine girls no dey fight!
Ugly girls to man waja

O lon lo kayamata; ewo, obo e Sara,
Egbe!!! Abe yan yannn
Ewo!!! Obo Canal!!!

Very funny yet stupid lyrics

Mayas in abk is not a hotel, it's a secluded part at lafenwa area to smoke and get high on anything even our police officer do visit there to get high...

That chick is in the middle of hepatitis healing herbs i guess she need to be treated she had hepatitis B....lol..

slimcassi:
First pic, she didn't know I was taking a shot, was busy getting smtin from the leaves

Second pic she heard the sound and posed. Lol

Can u sell for 40k

adex1300:
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I don kill countless of that shit in my apt and I got stung twice only to take activated charcoal the following day isn't that poisonous like snake bite....

22k for my account but God is able December 2021 is gon be in millions

Ori e ti daru with that nonsense wey u dey talk i get 2 brothers fighting BH for over 8 years....if u wan lay curse on any body it should be ur dullard in aso rock and his fellow polithiefcians...[ quote author=YorubaMod post=97429603]Bunch of stupid oppressors, I wish they will be all dead, they are not fighting for us, rather against us. They tagged Boko haram fighters 'terrorists', and sideline the real truth from their citizens. Boko Haram emerged as a result of abject poverty and corruption in this country, they were once peaceful before Olodo FG went to suppress them with military action and his python dance nonsense. Nigerians open ur eyes and know the truth, so many dumb slaves in the country.[/quote]

Some ppl just dey reason with their anus ....aye elomi ti taa

Body wey go irritate naira Marley..she wan carry am give wizkid..mtcheew

GOD KNOWS THE BEST[color=#000099][/color]

Kobojunkiee:
Jesus Christ also spoke plainly to His people, and anyone with basic language comprehensions skills can easily comprehend what He said more than 75% of the times.


I am not a fan of pastors because I believe that 99.99999% of them are just liar and deceivers, as Jesus Christ said, they are false prophets and teachers out to steal kill and destroy the lives and souls of those who follow after them.

I know and I have read about everything Reno said before I saw it here on Nl but do u know Jesus christ mostly speak in parables and majority of our pastors give in different interpretation based on their own level of understanding

Kobojunkiee:
That is a lie! Jesus Christ taught His followers the opposite as far as food and uncleanliness is concerned.

Do you listen to Jesus Christ? Or do you listen to Reno Omokri.. you decide.

Everything written there is the gospel truth except Enoch story, every human must die before he can make heaven even Jesus Christ died before His resurrection...Truly Enoch didn't see death here on earth but he was killed by angel of death on the forth or fifth Heaven while he was on the back of angel Gabriel I stand to be corrected ....

1.5m cash on ground

1.5m

Is it still available

safari0412:
A Nigerian used Honda Pilot 2005 with Engine,Gear and Ac in good working condition.Add me on WhatsApp for more info...08032762241.

Thanks but I mean what days do they bring in new stocks

mariahAngel:
Markets are open everyday these days

Pls what are the days they open new market at idumota?

mariahAngel:
A sequel to Your favourite nairalander

Who's your favourite nairaland mod?
Mine is Dominique.☺

Whenever you're banned by spambot on a certain section, call on Dominique.
Babe held sh!t down during BBN lockdown. Kept the thread alive, unbanning those banned by spambot ☺

My worse nairaland mod is Mynd!

Name your favourite or worse nairaland mod

Our own blood in crotone named Nwankwo did same thing few minutes ago when he scored against juventus...#endpolicebrutality

OLamylove:
Sodiq Oyeleke:



Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-osimhen-celebrates-first-serie-a-goal-with-endsars-shirt/%3famp=1

Pls tag journalist and some other activist on social media let them know they are still killing people

holaralph:
REMOVE ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH END SARS IN YOUR PHONES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't ignore. Read through and warn your children.
Just as I left the hospital

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught some criminals.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

Then said.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance.

Pooo!

Pooo!!

Pooo!!!

Three gunshots.

These guys are evil, I repeat very evil, kindly delete anything that has to do with ''ENDSARS''in your phone ����

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Ikeja

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor

I just chat u on what'sapp

Where re u located and do u accept pay on delivery

Exxkay:
Yes it is unlocked

Is it unlocked

Exxkay:
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Sars go nab one of ur family soon den u go no wassup.....u no see anything talk against lame duck polithiefcians wey dey rob ur future with pen n fake promises...smh 4 u bruh...

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think banning sars Is wrong and we should learn to live with their excesses. Majority of present yahoo boys are future armed robbers. What do you expect someone who doesn't have any skill than stealing from people to resort to when yahoo stops paying? They either commit suicide or turn to armed robbery just to live above their means. This is why i blame we Christians for encouraging this menace called yahoo boys. Even in churches the pastors don't care if you scam or rob people as long as you bring money to their temple. How many Muslims are involved in yahoo? How many Northerners have SARS operatives harassed? Are there no sars in the north, why are northerners not complaining like we southerners? We Christians need to learn a lot from the ways of life of the average northern Muslim. Their ways of life is guided with the tenets of Islam and they are so contented with whatever they have and would never get involved in cyber crimes.


Don't you realize that the average yahoo boy and cultists poses a security threat to your lives in future? Do you know how many have died as a result of the atrocities of yahoo boys? We need SARS to deal with those heartless vermins. Yahoo boys are no different from armed robbers. They only rob with phones, gadgets and deceit and since SARS are against robbery they must keep tracking every youth living above their means . Instead of ending SARS, why don't we end fraud and build a sane society?

I support SARS

[color=#000099][/color] Go to the nearest cemetery pay them some money to come pick him at night next time he get drunk and tell the cemetery workers to lay him down with the dead bodies and instruct them not to let him come home till the next morning even if he claim to be a living person they should scare him more that he's dead that they don't mind killing him for the second time.....He dare not drink to stupor again..

virtuouswoman77:
Pls how do I handle this problem of hubby that does not have self control when it comes to alcohol?

He drinks too much and sometimes messes the bed up with urine.

I have talked to him still no change pls I need practice solutions that will make him stop because he is the type that doesn't take things serious unless it gets to him and this his behavior is making me regret my marriage to him.

Raphealademola @gmail. com need to learn some things from u

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Sometimes, you need to go out for your comfort zone and create an opportunity for you. You can't seat at home and expect good things to come your way. Everybody in life is been given a chance to create something for themselves.


This lady with the name Aminat Sule, narrated a short story of how she became PA to Olusegun Obasanjo by seizing a rare opportunity. Based on her story, "she had a show, but due to lack of funding her show could no longer be aired on national TV. That did not stop her, rather she looked for other opportunities but go hold of one through her friend about an event hosted by ChathamHouse called: “Re-Writing Politics to Africa’s Advantage.” President Obasanjo was one of the panelists.

So she attended, but all her eye where on him, so immediately after the event, people were rushing to take pictures with him. Lol and behold that was the opportunity she was waiting for, so she stormed onto the stage and said, excuse me. No more pictures! Can we get him into a private room, with a glass of water? In 10 minutes he well resume to discuss matters and entertain the press.

After the whole scenario, he than asked me who is my father and she replied by saying he is just a normal citizen who relocated to the UK for a better life. He laughed and said how can I help you? And she replied by saying I am you new PA, am going to serve you. And that was how she became his PA (personal assistant). This is was an opportunity she created for herself.

Any news about when nigeria embassy go open for france pls

U can only get a portion of land in a very thick forest for that amount and u will still spend 50k to uproot the iroko tree on the land

Timekeeper:
Build house na

To plant tree abi?

Timekeeper:
Naso ooo. The worst thing is a flood area. Anytime u see rain, u start getting sad...

God epp us


Abeg guys where can I get a land for like 50k in south west region only..

No be say d cash Don dey ooo, but I just wan know where I can get a land within southwest....

A plot of land

acunon:
Still available!!

is it still available

GoddyOra:
Kindly view and drop your comments.

Thanks Fam

HOW MUCH DO U CHARGE FOR A SMALL FRAME OF ART WORK I HAVE A PICS I WANT YOU TO WORK ON