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NwaAmaikpe:





A relative of mine got a job as an ambulance driver in a Funeral home.
The mumu now began stealing petrol from the car's fuel-tank for his generator at home.

Barely two weeks after he began this, he slumped and died on top of his neighbor's wife who came to watch the Big Brother Sunday Eviction show in his apartment because his generator was on.

There are certain things you just don't steal.
I still attribute my madness to one ebo I stole and ate at Upper Adesuwa in Benin as a kid.

ImpregnaTor:
He doesn't look like a winner, more like a yoruba demon or conductor, the other guy francis" could have been a better more presentable winner

JourneytoEL:
Even Jesus made it clear, when you give don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing. Here's someone who is sharing rice on international t.v yet you don't know where he belongs. As for freeze, can two walk together lest they agree? can light and darkness mix? Those that know, know. And they won't jeopardize their integrity to be liked by mere mortal men.

iLegendd:
Yes, he is really amazing, honest, and smart. I felt I cheated him because people said I did. Also, another carpenter said I cheated him.

Anyway, I didn't force him. If I'm to sell those chairs it will be 300k minimum because everything is original and the wood can't be infested by ant. I will consider this a good business.

He is working on the one below.

ShawttySoFyne:
I was not born with a silver spoon and I don't understand this oh

doctore212:
I can't stay a day without visiting a brothel.

Now my wahala be say one babe charge me 10 k for weekend things.

Am thinking of agreeing to this deal and manage till month end.


If I don't carry olosho I will be having bad dreams.

kenzysmith:
A sensible nation would have use this man influence to turn Lagos to Dubai and safe that would make forigeners coming to his church want to invest and settle in Lagos there by boosting the economic of the nation, how wish a president can be appointed not voted for persons like Donald duke, zulum, maduka, derotoye, and likes would be given trail but we will always prefer the buharis,atikus, tunbus and the like only a novice from diaspora can turn this country around. We have the hands on ground but we always pick the wrong people .....what if who know road no gree show u road?
Nigeria is curse

Qpetz:
N20: Skin (Razor blade).

46arcadez:
Just soap to avoid body itching after taking my bath.

Mastakija:
No b shit dey dat bed so?

NaughtyBrainiac:
@jbreezy
I think you need to be very careful before taking any decision.

1. If you are the type that believes in prayer, please pray about both of them.

2. I want you to understand that the fact that you haven't caught the new Lady cheating doesn't mean she won't cheat or she's not cheating already

3. You need to sit the younger Lady down and ask her how many guys she has cheated on you with. They might be more than one.

4. Let her know you know everything that has been happening and ask her why she cheated despite knowing how much you wanted to have her as your wife.

5. It is possible she doesn't even see herself marrying you
It is possible she feels she needs to explore/have fun before marriage

It is also possible she will continue to cheat

All these information will make things clearer and probably be good enough for you to make a decision.

One of the 2 Ladies might be right for you and both of them might be wrong for you

Zzoh:
You are wicked. So after fucking and impregnating me, you will come and post it on Nairaland abi? Or you think I'm not using Nairaland? I saw this your moniker on your phone the other day. God will judge you. And for your information, I'm not doing any Abortion.

naijapips02:
What a foolish comparison. Gumi did not direct his disciples to burn police posts an kill police officers.

Romancehub:
I think me and my wife are not s*xuallly compatible. Maybe we should never have gotten married. We met through a friend three years ago. It was a long distance relationship because she was in Kenya doing a work project for her oil and gas company. I fell in love with her heart, very loving, very thoughtful lady, that is apart from her stunning beauty and intelligence.


When she returned to Nigeria after her six months project, she said no s*x before marriage. I was cool. I thought she was being a classy woman. Well, fast forward to marriage, I see myself as someone that is into intimacy, I thought she was as well. I am not perfect but my past relationships, I have not disappointed either.

Two weeks after marriage, my wife said she wanted to talk to me. I wondered why. She said that she does no want to hurt my feelings but she wants me to put more effort into lovemaking. I asked her how? She said, she has not experienced orgasm with me since we started making love. That was news to me because I spend a minimum of 20 to 45 minutes when we make love. And all these while, she moaned and seemed to be enjoying s*x with me just as much as I have been enjoying it with her.

To tell me that she is not enjoying it but she was faking it was a little disappointing but I took it as a man and promised to be more sensitive to her feelings. Since then, I try all the tricks in the book that most guys know. I do pre-intimacy, I do fingering, etc. And when I asked her, she will sometimes say yes but most times, she does not come.

Maybe because we were young and newly married, this became very frustrating to spend an hour making love and she still does not come. I found that strange and I told her maybe she needs to relax and be less anxious. And she responds that I dont know how to make love to her. That hurt me honestly because I thought I was putting in the effort.

This situation has greatly affected our marriage. I began to loose interest in s*x and she too felt she was not going to bother about it. So, for like two weeks, we can go without s*x. This made me very frustrated cos when I feel Hot, she will be giving me attitude. Thoughts of cheating started coming into my head. I tried my best to push them away.


Many times, I decide to be the bigger person, I call her and say: let us talk and she goes, she is not interested. I tell her I love her, send her romantic messages. I try my best, I swear but she just puts me off all the time with wrong attitude. This made me seek help from from online research etc and I found out that some women have problems like being frigid or generally do not have the ability to experience orgasm at all.

I shared my research with her and she said that she had exs before me and all of them gave her orgasm all the time and I am the first man not to give her orgasm. That broke me and I began to actually think something was wrong with me. Since talking to her was not working, I left her alone. I also did not know what else to do. I have tried my best. I did not think she was ready to try as well. It was tiring.


We were both miserable too. We quarreled one night and I told her she does not behave like she wants to be married cos all she is thinking about is orgasm. At least, its not like I don’t last long, I do. Its just her that takes forever to reach a place of pleasure. Even with my tricks. Then she now said: Lanre, we are not s*xually compatible. I was shocked.

I was wondering what she meant by that and she said: Lanre, I am so sorry but I actually began to think something is wrong with me but since the problems we have been having, I mistakenly connected with an ex and I confided in him that I am having issues in my marriage s*x and he wanted to help.

We met in his car and it didnt take him 2 minutes of fingering me, I had the best orgasm of my life. My mouth went like: what the crap is my wife saying? She said, she is not having penetration with her ex…he just fingered her and she came. She had the audacity to say they didn’t have penetration!!!…like is that supposed to make me say she did not cheat on me?

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https://tiktalkhub.com/my-marriage-is-about-to-break-up-because-of-org8sm-pls-advise/04/07/2021/

lambszy:
Good morning guys,

Please, help me to help a friend.

I have tried everything possible within my capacity to help this guy but to no avail.
My friend is 22 and currently in one of the federal polytechnic here in Nigeria. This guy can speak good english well but the problem is he can not read nor write, the only thing he can write down is his name and Reg. No.

Last year, before first semester exam. I noticed that this guy is always avoiding conversation that involves reading or studying. I never saw him read, not even once. We are neighbours and friends.

I just decided to take it upon myself to find out what was wrong as I know, he is a good person but hiding something. So I offered to be helping him with his assignments and handout summary to my amazement the guy find it hard to read what I smartly asked him to. He refused to admit that he can't read, probably he was a shame to admit it, so I let him be.

He, then finally opens up to me about him not been able to read and write. Of course, this was after first semesters exam and I had to perster him before he was able to tell me of his secret. How have you been writing the exam then? I asked, he said "I submit blank paper" when the result came out he had 6 COs (carry overs).

Again, I offered to help. I did all his assignments, encourage him to write something in all his test, He improved on his CA and others except for reading as I told him to at list write some thing down.even if it means coping from someone siting next to him without getting caught, I'm not encouraging exam malpractice but he needed help urgently.

Now here's my major challenge and concern, Since January this year, I have used Queen's Premier, used other English materials, vowel and consonant sound

The only thing he's been able to read are just few two letter words. Thought I was the problem, so I lied to a friend who happens to be a lecturer that the guy needs help, and that he's finding it hard to understand his books. The lecturer agreed to help but later told the guy not to come again as the guy is still not getting any thing.

Please, help.... the guy want to learn but I don't know what exactly could be the problem.

Inputs please, I anticipate your wise advice.
Thanks.

Fahdiga:
That's Igboho. I was there live and I saw him trying to escape

Ayomide11111:
I plead to you as you're about to read the body of my emotional problems, pls don't insult me, instead give me a piece of advice that would save your "brother" from the emotional danger that I have met myself now. I never thought I can found myself in this kind of emotional challenge in my life. Just help me out. Thank you.
I have never loved a lady to the point of my marrow before in my life. When people talk about love and how they act foolishly because of someone they love I always think they hype themselves until I met Jennifer.
When ladies try shit with me i cut them off because I'm "No nonsense guy". But reverse was the case when I met Jennifer to the extent that nonsense that I don't take before has now become my food that I receive from Jennifer, and I eat them with joy.
I have fallen in love with Jennifer and I didn't know how the arrow entered my heart. I hardly love until I met her. Anytime she pops up in my memory I lose my appetite and become moody.
The problem is that the feelings is only coming from me, she does not feel the same as I feel for her. Sometimes if we were making calls she would just bang the call immediately off my ears.
She even recently blocked me on WhatsApp without any cogent escuse.
And I'm in pain because this involuntary emotion has chained my heart to the extent that anytime I decided to cut her off I see that the more I love her. There was time I deleted all her numbers and after 45minutes I began to look for what I deleted myself. Pls help me. What can I do in this kind of situation I'm in a great pain I don't want this kind of love... Share your experiences with me and help. I hope someone that has been in this kind of emotional challenge will understand me more better than I mentioned.

Ekondo:
Which Law permits a Nigerian to have AK-47?

udoji2021:
I have been thinking about this lately and decide to share it here. Don't get me fellas, I'm a Christian and believe in God and his son Jesus Christ

BUT

It is believe that God created the world and knows what happened before, what is happening presently and what will happen later till the end of time. This brings me question on why he allowed Satan to decieve man, why was he also angry since He knew beforehand of what will happen? Then the consequent punishment, was it really justified?

The most confusing part to me now is life after death. I personally believe that there is heaven and hell right from my childhood days until one guy (Jehovah witness) told me that there is nothing like hell, he went on that even heaven is for a specific number of choose people and not for everyone, above all, he said that when one dies, your own is finished and you are not gonna go anywhere. Simply put, your body and spirit will die.

I nearly insulted him for spewing such rubbish but many years after, I'm beginning to think think twice about this issue.
Now, imagine suffering in this life for all the days of your life only to meet death (body and spirit),

My question is;

1) why not just enjoy your life even if it means doing bad things to enjoy life?
If you can't enjoy life, why not kill yourself and rest to avoid the sufferings?

2) Even if there is life after death, what if there is no suffering cos God may decide to give everyone peace after death.

3) Those that didn't hear anything about God, what is their fate?

4) which of the scriptures is to be trusted?

May God forgive my ignorance if what I just wrote is bad and punishable.

fk001:
Pls which year is this civic, it is neatly Nigerian used going for 1.4m, is it a good buy?

The seller said he never repainted pls I need review on it.

Thanks

hopefullight:
Please is this toyota Yaris a cool Deal for uber At 2.2m cost to Nigeria?

Or buying tokunbo corola in Nigeria is better?

PENNYSWAP:
Greetings guys ..

I’m in an emotional trauma right now. This girl I have been dating , I want to marry and I have gone to her place and did a few of things my hand could afford traditionally .. I’m hoping to do the rest by Xmas .

She is a new graduate and she told me to open a side business for her to make small small change instead of being idle.

I told her to give me small time to save up money .

There is this guy she always talks about that is a yahoo boy and has plenty money , long story short , she came to my house last weekend , we were discussing, I wanted to use her phone and play 9ja ludo but she insisted on not giving me the phone .. she held the phone , turned her back after pressing it for long she gave it to me .

I angrily seized the phone , told her I bought the phone and sim that I’m seizing it.

We later settle and she slept early hours of the nxt day , I woke up brought her phone and it was on plane mood , I removed it from plane mood and a text msg came in from some guy .

I went to her WhatsApp to check the guy out and behold , she blocked the number on WhatsApp.

I unblocked the number and sent him message first , we started chatting , the guy was saying how he loves her and all that shit and the money he sent her to open up a side business.

I woke her up , confronted her and she said she did it for me since I was wasting time to raise money for her , she had to take it from her class mate , the said yahoo guy .

That she’s sorry not to tell me about it since .

She said I should allow her answer the guys calls so that she can get more money from the guy. I agreed and gave her the go ahead but she promised that she won’t allow any man see her unclothedness aside me her husband to be.

My mind has been heating up , why she lied to me and hid something of this nature to me .

The other mind is telling me to impregnate her then dump her when she’s 6 months pregnant that if I leave her now , the guy might take over and I will be the mugu here .

Guys what do I do , I need to wicked this girl I swear , my mind is boiling

Some one I have done 45% of her dowry is doing this to me . Kai I be mugu Oooooo

I need advise from real niggaz

Tmlivesport:
Can you remember if it was as a result of too much AC at home and at work?
Because I was having same issue for like 3years until a day I took someone to the hospital and the nurse on duty noticed my catarrh and then wrote something on a paper. Bought the drug and the rest is history.
Will look for the paper inside my wallet and get back to you

otemanuduno:
Your Lord Jesus Christ has expired because we are in the era of OUR LORD (DOMINO REVERAD, the creator of the big bang) who made the UNIVERSE. Your Lord Jesus Christ(Faulkin) is the grandson of my LORD GOD, REVERAD. Jehovah your God is the son of my own God. Pray about this for seven days, asking your God Jehovah about all these things I have said. Pray alone, don't use the BOOK OF HYPNOTISM(Bible) while praying. IT IS WELL WITH YOUR SOUL.... OTEM.

OsusHunter:
They should just shoot the bastard too.


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