₦airaland Forum

Oga Jona,shebi na now morning dey break abi wey old woman dey cry for make up?

SAI BUHARI come FE BUHARI 14!!!! Sai ka yi ko ba posta!!! pdp we r tired , change is what we nid . Talking about health Yar a dua would hav been d best president eva produced here in 9ja. Abeg if na people wit health problem go dey pity us make dem dey rule cos we are suffering . How can a normal president give license to a group of individual to import arms into the country . See as armed robbers dey blow bank doors na knockout dem dey use ? Jonathan we came out and voted for u in our numbers not minding da weather and stress.What did we get from u and ur cabal? Anyway wen i hear people saying there was a massive crowd(ur pdp presidential campaign) oga Jonathan no be everybody we cum there go vote for u o . Alot of people came for different reasons. I even get person wey say as light no dey joor and i no get where to go make i go see Wetin dis pdp people dey do . U see u don get (-1) from that one o

Idiot did u give him? Even d one he was close to wining how u do am?I jus pray u leave so we can hav a true feel of african football again. ewu nama

9ja!!!If na mi dem accuse of squandering Wetin una expect make my wife Rose talk na?So am nt surprised even as we stil dey for season of surprise!!!

To watch match for dis kind football pitch ehn spectators must hav to watch from inside of an helicopter, aeroplane, parachute or beta stil become a witch or wizard.For mi d match ticket for to enter dis stadium is d most expenive in d whole wide world.For people wey no fit afford helicopter go village go collect winch so dat u can watch live and direct.Al d Players, ref, linesmen,match commisionals and al d people wey go dey run ontop d field must get one parachute and 2xtra life!!!

Op nice Observation.Buh d fact remains dat Jesus christ is Lord.Abi u tink say al d conventions,conference and retreat wey people go na moi moi dem go sell for there?People dey pray o and our God is a living God him dey hear prayer.No be say dem no wan do am buh God took control of their heart, actions and thought!!!

Abeg o.What is dis stomach infastructure i hear about?Jus one meal for a year?abi people wey dey for Ekiti wan argue wit mi?4small cups of peak milk tin and agric chicken of 5weeks?I can not fit eat dat kind chicken. chicken wey him suppose still keep maybe make him share am for valentine e cum dey give am out nw and d most annoying tin is dat people excahnge punches jus to get dis tins.Naija ina za mu je ? Naija nibo ni an lo ? Naija which way ? Abeg d igbos make una finish am for mi . I rest my case!!!

babs ask ur broda Jonathan.Where him dey drives us go cos mi i don tire for dis kind journey

pray 4 u ? Na dis same u no allow naija qualify for nations cup.dem sack Keshi u re-in state am.Oga Jona abeg go sidon make greed no kill u o.i been vote for u.u enta turn mi to mumu.u enter finish i adopt ur Niger Delta style with ur hat for head.U know how much dem dey sew one Niger Delta cloth?u don disappoint mi.Mi wey dey change hat like say na boxers i don throway da hat cos nobody sef wan dress like u again.D only prayer wey i fit pray for u be say make God spare ur life Shikenan buh say make u continue?Mba,aha, rara o.God forbid!!!

nzeobi:
Buhari is yet to impress me with his speeches, he is too emotional just like he cried and instigated violence in 2011
He doesn't know nigeria very well, he also doesn't know politics and he lacks the needed ideas that can transform nigeria.

d ideas wey oga jona use wey 1dollar=194naira?Abeg we nid change.No b speech we want na positive change(action). no b apc,i no b pdp.I don t belong to any political party.I am a Nigerian

Pls wat is d state of health of d female civilian JTF?Did we lose her again?cos dis report seems nt to be complete

If dat one go be offence den dem must legalise to dey piss for inside car.banana dey spoil una talk say na ripe e dey ripe!!9ja dey blow una still dey do piss effizy.make we no pack ourself enter public toilet o make una remember say na where people gather plenty na there boko boys dey trow bomb.if na only mi stand dem no fit throw bomb dem go do d cost of makin one bomb

d one wen we don dey interrogate since nko ? Where d tin don lead us ? Da release of Ogwuche(nyanya bomblast suspect) is da begining of jungle justice!!!

which kind mumu eagle player b dis?infact u dey craze to remind mi of una again.When Onazi no play to instruction why u no cover up for am abi no be team work be football?Very soon una go talk say na my mama no make una qualify becos she no sidon for front of television watch how una disgrace una sef for Akwa Ibom stadium.

Ogbeni Buhari e b like say den no carry hot water hold ur mouth wen u dey Small.Are u actually da one behind diS Boko Haram menance?If yes make dem catch u roast ur blocus for mi make i carry am drink garri

who be Nff where Keshi dey ? Who go dare sack am wen him backbone wey be gudluck stil be president?Flush gudluck out and see if Keshi will nt be sacked dat some second i refuse to use minute cos d way everytin dey go i dey manage buh dis football wey oga Jonah go put him hand so i tire.President wey dey call our super eagles,golden eaglet Wetin him sabi about hin country futbal?NOTHING!!!pls notin concern mi concern politics o buh pls leave our football alone for da betterment of we wey say na d only tin wey dey give us Joy for dis country b dat

we must sack u Keshi we nid change

femicyrus:
I mean in simple terms so as to understand

Kai Kai Kai Wetin dis man talk be say our president na agbero.Daris God o cos dis grammar dat u r spark ehn!!!

Naija ehn!!!for Ait dis morning dem been talk say dem stop ticket sales since day before yesterday.Common fuel queue sef na trouble to manage nt to talk of football fans.Abeg if we no go fit dey manage dis crowd make only d players family and wives/galfriends cum dey watch dem.I don tire for dis stampede wahala.Person no dey build stadium na him Akpabio build stadium?

Na dis same GEJ bus i go sidon again for anoda 4years?Mbanu!!!Syria here i cum

Imposicant!!!!!My questions plenty.Where BH get dis kind Weapon?Na wen Shekau ressurect?If na from our military BH guys get al dis weapon abeg make our govt no waste billions to buy any weapon.D same weapon wey our military go run leave for battle field?BH boys are getting well equipped by da day.See as BH guys dey flex govt armoured tank!!!Which way Naija!!

Abeg make him train well o cos we go nid replacement for Enyeama.Ejide and Agbim should go back to da Creek

klem93:
Lagos good sha for pictures taken from the sky

gbam!!ur head too correct

Bobbystanley:
No the Problem is from GEJ.

Useless APC e-rats.
All these bush Yoruba people that left their villages and all of a sudden become Lagosians won't go home and fix their problems.

my broda u see Wetin u don cause for urself?U no go insult yoruba person make dem tell u say wait make i go house go bring ur reply.As u dey bring am na so dem go give u back

teemanbastos:
d tin dy spoil my runz lyk mad... D probz na 4rm osogbo

Hmmm osogbo ke ?

okpismart:
Source: http://.com.ng/index.php/national-news/item/1128-2-dead-20-injured-in-stampede-at-akwa-ibom-new-stadium

See mi see local wahala o!!!Stampede kwa?and una dey dorobuchi for inside stadium?if na like dis fans for akwa ibom go dey rush enter stadium dey kill dem sef make everybOdy wey must cum watch match dey bring chair from him house

Dacronym:
Ive missed quite a no. Of them and may most likely not be able to watch dis one. Ive missed quite a no. Of them and may most likely not be able to watch dis one. ;-(

u dey stammer?

where will Mr keshi play u dis tym?