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Romance / Re: Husband Sleeping With His Brothers Wife Sister (sister-in-law) Is This Ok? by Raymie(m): 9:27am On Sep 24, 2015
There's a menage going on that doesn't involve yhu? That's sufficient grounds for divorce IMO.
Car Talk / Re: Pimping My 2007 Camry SE! by Raymie(m): 7:00am On Sep 24, 2015
Since yhu're painting her black, yhu may retain yhur alloys. And leave off the tint.
Car Talk / Re: Pimping My 2007 Camry SE! by Raymie(m): 6:30am On Sep 24, 2015
Bossforeva:
na so, na u buy car for am.
obitee69:
Any suggestions are welcome.

Do I assume yhu skipped this?

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Car Talk / Re: Pimping My 2007 Camry SE! by Raymie(m): 4:06pm On Sep 23, 2015
Look for 2010-2012 SE grill. I love yhur alloys, but yhu may need something more sportier. Like that of the 2014 Corolla S for instance.
Paint the ride gloss yellow/burnt orange with matte black accents on window chrome, mirrors, door and boot handles.
Smoke the lamps, not too much tho.
Tint the windows, not too black.
Color yhur fog lamps, lemon yellow.

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Phones / Re: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Raymie(m): 11:52pm On Sep 18, 2015
Hello, bought this new infinix hot note. And its refusing to play music. What can I do to it?
Autos / Re: Crisp Clean BMW 7 Series(2006), Full Options For Sale ! - TOKS by Raymie(m): 8:17pm On Sep 14, 2015
njola34:
5m for this useless car....U gget serious issue
Yhur issue is more serious bro. Poverty is not a joke and I pray against it in yhur life.
Politics / Re: Anambra Couple With Triplet Cry For Help, Govt Offers N2k, Bag Of Rice, Dettol by Raymie(m): 7:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Raymie(m): 7:26pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ishilove:
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Madam, kindly look into this, that's if yhu're still............

www.nairaland.com/2597029/goodbye-ishilove-memoir-one-dear
Family / Re: He Got Me Pregnant And Left Me To Suffer by Raymie(m): 5:21pm On Sep 13, 2015
With all his money, yhu both couldn't manage to buy 30 naira Gold circle abi 300naira durex abi? God be with yhu and yhur baby.
Career / Re: Official Car For Assistant Manager, Nothing For The Manager by Raymie(m): 2:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
JeffreyJamez:


If you're a student you might end up failing exams because you unconsciously spelt "you" as "yhu" ...

If you're a business person , you might end up missing out on good contracts cos you spelt "you" as "yhu"

I personally don't take people who type like that seriously.

If you don't want to change... it's your choice.... I've done my part in "educating" you....cheerio!
Don't take what I type seriously then. Others will. Yhu see my post, kindly "yimmu" and pass.
Career / Re: Official Car For Assistant Manager, Nothing For The Manager by Raymie(m): 2:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
JeffreyJamez:


When did it become OK to use "yhu" "yhur" instead of "you" and "your" ?.....and please don't say you're abbreviating because they're practically the same number of letters... please stop!
What if I don't?
Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel's Official Driver Impersonates The Nigeria Police by Raymie(m): 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2015
This driver has most likely undergone SPY training by the NPF and may be allowed to put on the uniform. Is it that there is no more news to report that SR goes this low? So they know, many 'policemen' drivers and ordelies of top level executives and politicians are private hires who have undergone spy training.

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Career / Re: Official Car For Assistant Manager, Nothing For The Manager by Raymie(m): 11:17pm On Sep 12, 2015
This has to take the cake in self hype. Yhu see yhurself as the manager okwa ya? Reality check, Yhu are NOT the manager. Yhu are merely, despite all yhur self hype, an assistant. Learn to live with it and hope yhur fortunes improve or take a walk, be yhur own boss and ride yhur own official car. Nonsense!

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Car Talk / Re: Which Vehicle Should Go First? by Raymie(m): 10:41pm On Sep 12, 2015
In saner climes- Ambulance, Police, then either School Bus or VIP car. In Naija- VIP Car, Police, then Ambulance and School Bus will brawl it out.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Raymie(m): 10:04pm On Sep 12, 2015
EgunMogaji:


It is a nice thread and a nice blend of builders and clients.

Your suggestion is astute and has been made severally (my naija speak) before.
If the mods can help partition the section, a lot of us, myself inclusive would be most grateful.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Raymie(m): 12:46pm On Sep 12, 2015
Nice thread going on here. I have a suggestion to make though. It would be nice if threads such as this and the various construction diaries be given a separate child board within the property section. It is indeed overwhelming seeking out a good thread among the maze of houses and lands for sale. Similarly, I suggest a separate child board for products and accessories sales as well. If the mods can read this, they should kindly take action.
Car Talk / Re: Please I Need A Very Good Peugeot Mechanic by Raymie(m): 9:53am On Sep 11, 2015
Call +234 803 312 3865. He's PH based and is a good Peugeot hand.
Politics / Re: Jonathan's Clueless Endorsement Speech Of Dickson In Bayelsa Today by Raymie(m): 8:37pm On Sep 08, 2015
Video of the speech.
Car Talk / Re: Help My Peageot 307 Not Starting by Raymie(m): 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2015
+234 803 391 0382 Call the number, book an appointment and share the testimony.
Family / Re: Would You Go To An Ex's Wedding? by Raymie(m): 11:42pm On Sep 06, 2015
Free food, free drinks, gifts to thank yhu for coming and if yhu get lucky, hookup on a platter. Why won't I go?
Car Talk / Re: Help! Am In Love With G-wagon. Only The Latest Model Will Do. by Raymie(m): 11:44am On Sep 05, 2015
4X4:

U DEY CRAZE . ITS AN NX NOT RX . D SUV IS A BAD MACHINE . A BEAST . SO FUK UR DANFO
Whatever X it is, a sisterly hug by a 1979 VW Vanagon will iron all the rumples in that SUV.

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Car Talk / Re: Is This A Rolls Royce Or Mercedes Benz G550/G500? by Raymie(m): 12:24am On Sep 05, 2015
That's a Niss Royce
Car Talk / Re: Help! Am In Love With G-wagon. Only The Latest Model Will Do. by Raymie(m): 12:21am On Sep 05, 2015
All it takes is one randy Danfo to smooch that 2015 RX and its life will never be the same. See jagged edges all around.
Romance / Re: Ladies: Am The Guy With The Sexiest 10 Packs On Nairaland.. Photo by Raymie(m): 11:55pm On Sep 04, 2015
What doth it profit am man if he photoshoppeth an old picture but still looks ugly in it?
Education / Re: Thinking Of Joining A Cult Group. by Raymie(m): 11:49pm On Sep 04, 2015
Quickly join abeg. Find the cults with the highest casualty rates and join them. So at least when yhu get hit, yhu have 'brothers' who will fight for yhu. Nonsense and ingredient

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Celebrities / Re: Dear Ladies Are You Bold Enough To Wear This And Call It A Dress (photos) by Raymie(m): 11:23pm On Sep 04, 2015
potolistic:
She nr gt yansh sef... Na d leg jus continue enter d waist
Yhu just killed me with this comment
Car Talk / Re: Newly Restored 1979 Peugeot 504. by Raymie(m): 9:41pm On Sep 02, 2015
Its definetely not a GL or an import GR/SR. Its most likely a PAN GR/SR. Many 504s PAN or import did come with the chrome detailing on doors and front/rear screens up till the BestLine era. The foreign GR had the clock on the much darker dash, no head restraints and the door finishes were much firmer. Also the faux leather was different than @ OPs Owned both so I can tell the difference. Besides, the made in Nigeria is obvious on the rear screen sticker.

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Family / Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Raymie(m): 9:14pm On Sep 02, 2015
@OP, it appears yhur supposed husband expects to see his food directly on his plate.
Solution, skip the dinner bowls, serve in dish straight from the pot. Thereby husband has his 'complete service' and wife can get along with her 'busyness'.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: This Bus Finds Itself Here Because The Driver Was Following Google Map by Raymie(m): 8:50pm On Aug 30, 2015
Rilwon:
The driver must have been Jonathan - clueless stupíd ogogoro drinking flat headed nitwit motherf*cking bastârd undecided
And your father is all that and much more you vermin.
Autos / Re: Sharp Reg Clean 1999 Toyota Sianna XLE Limited Option Leader Seat by Raymie(m): 11:19pm On Aug 29, 2015
This is just wicked. A 1998 Sienna posing for a 2004?
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solutions To The Problem Of All IKS Dongle Receivers QSAT, AONE ,TLINK ETC by Raymie(m): 3:04pm On Aug 29, 2015
I need to get a Qsat accoun for 6 months. Which is preferable/available now? The avatarcam or the cccam? And what's the price?

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