₦airaland Forum

suxpet:
bro if DAT wat she think will make her be mine.am willing to do it..if u c Dis girl eh! I can bliv am d one dating such a princess

my guy, she is just using you to open the thing..

when it enters bigger size..na "bye!" U go hear...

you are too young to be thinking about MARRIAGE!

when u can make millions with you brain..you are wasting it on one elastic hole you will never own.

GO GET EDUCATED AND EARN MONEY, INVEST AND THEN THINK OF MADAM!

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the Woman"
Sarface

Chiomarita...
tell her to come..i will marry her

...after she has turned to pick & drop..home delivery agent

..she still expects him to keep that agreement...lol...

you can not eat you cake and have it.

Simplyleo:
Hmmm.

The more you try to understand this biafuro concept, the more stupid it appears.

I know for sure our blodas from that side will now cheer Aisha Yusuf up and admit her as a member of their biafuro.

The other time, I understand some people from southern kaduna were also members of this biafuro. Even Elzakzaki is now a full fledged member and indeed a leader, FFK, Fayose, Atiku, just name them.

From the foregoing, it appears once you are against buhari, you are a biafuran. Na wetin me I understand be dis sha.

like like like!

this is why i insist that the only time i will support an igbo nation struggle is when the map consists of ONLY the 5 igbo states.

and that name BIAFRA has a map that is not so.

Lord Frederick Lugard and wife Flora
Shaw gave Nigeria her name. The
meaning of the word "NIGERIA" from
the latin word "NIGER" (meaning
"BLACK" wink is "BLACK AREA, AREA OF
DARKNESS OR BLACK SPOT". Most
African nations changed their names
after independence. Sadly Nigeria did
not.

this is another good reason Nigeria should divide into different countries with new names...

THE WAHALA OF STAYING AMALGAMATED is too much! Is another reason.

from Nepotism to tribalism to boko haram to herdsmen to cabal ...

what awaits us next?

Mfunkynation:
pls who was successful with fbn for 364 days? @ what rate?
thanks

dont mind those BFs!

they used all our money to close september register!

am so getting an sibtc account!

they think we are all fools...
offering me 12% on friday
mtcheewwww

Witches:
If Only you have done ur Research . You wouldn't have said the bolded Above.

If you were concentrated on naira asset btw 2014 - 2016. Nobody would tell you about euro-bond.

Hope U're Aware you cant get above 6% on eurbd P/A presently ?

My Advise try to have a diversified portfolio and you will be fine.

#juxtaposed!

what am i doing at eurobond thread if not research?

and you think am not NSEMPA?

and why did a dog chase me this morning while seaching for a shop landlord??


JORR O!

chigo4u:
Dollar fund from where

stanbic asset management has a dollar fund.
dont know the rate minimum capital is $1000 / N360k

koonbey:

According to your calculations, the Eurobond would return ($1000) 400k naira + ($90) 36k = 436k wheras the tbill would return 403k. How is that BS?

Despite all the talk of recession in the US, we all know that the likelihood of a devaluation there is much lower than in Nigeria. Even Dangote recently spoke about keeping 60% of his investments outside Africa going forward, citing devaluation as one of his concerns - https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2017-aliko-dangote-interview/.

you are right.

436k trumps 403k at the end of the year.
It's minimum investment that's the is now.
Am looking into dollar fund now.
Thank you

234ng44uk:
Dollar Fund by any assets manager is an assorted portfolio of Eurobonds both government and private issued. In essence, they use your dollars to buy Eurobonds in a way similar to Naira dominated mutual funds.

hi.. Please what is the current interest rate on the sibtc dollar fund?
I have a mmf account with them, will I need to open another account for this?
Thank you

koonbey:
According to your calculations, the Eurobond would return ($1000) 400k naira + ($90) 36k = 436k wheras the tbill would return 403k. How is that BS?

Despite all the talk of recession in the US, we all know that the likelihood of a devaluation there is much lower than in Nigeria. Even Dangote recently spoke about keeping 60% of his investments outside Africa going forward, citing devaluation as one of his concerns - https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2017-aliko-dangote-interview/.

Just2endowed2 :
Great thread. What's the minimum amount one can buy
eurobond

ernie4life:
Depends on the firm but the lowest is $10k

No be for small pikinses O!

Intel most rethink processor design.
ARM is likely the future of cpus once windows adopts it.
It's cheaper and less power consuming thus low end every day notebooks will be quickly overtaken by ARM

deleson:
A global recession is looming, perhaps, has started and the USA plays a dominant role in the global economic dynamics.

Here’s an interest piece to charge up with the trend: https://www.forbes.com/sites/robisbitts2/2019/10/02/impeachment-maybe-recession-yes/#7fc71601e1de

don't mind those advocating we hedge funds in dollar currency...
When Russia, China etc are boycotting the currency and trading electronically or in gold.
Mtchewww

https://www.google.com/search?q=Russia+boycott+dollar&client=ms-opera-mini-android&channel=new

Sit back and do the math..
You put 360k/1000$ in Eurobond @ 9% = 33k
Dollar rises to N 400 great!!

No!!
Your 1k$ = 400k and your interest = 36k ONLY! @400/$
BS!

Meanwhile, 360k @12% in Tbills = 43k

Show me the gain of doing EuroBonds
(you might end up buying $ @370 anyway)

Beware of the Nigerian stock market
It's not immune to the corruption of
This society

Finelinks & olaoluBenz

Is it the 15k AM SAVING monthly I should use to go out and Visit and Flex?

CUT Your coat according to your Material Sir.

I was once a Millionaire earning 250k/Mo
Am waiting for all those friends that used to Visit me any time they like
to locate my house Now am Not splashing cash anymore.

Once people see Money on you...

By the time every youth in Nigeria has 100k in Tbills
Nigeria will not be looking for loans abroad agaiN

That's 5trillion @50million youths
Add another 50m adults... That is 10 trillion cheap credit for government.

That's how Japan became a developed country.

Anyways, everyone has their reason for doing a particular business.

Timisamd:
And set some fire under his bed ...

Smmmmsh... Mtcheew .. Radarada..

when you know nada about something just read and don't write/comment!

I did the same experiment last night and peed allover the place!

Am not you or BUHARI that speaks of what you don't know!

Kapish!?

Try it or fu(k off my mention!.

kestolove95:
I need a guy DAT will not demand sex till after wedding..

I hope you can keep that promise...?

Not after 3months you start trying to get down O!

If you will agree to make ZERO financial demand till after marriage... Oya let's date...

Lolzzz kikikikiki

Very serious O.

Kassidy4luv:
I have been dating her for about 6 months now, last month on her birthday I proposed to her and she said yes. Ever since then the mum have been angry, she invited me to come over to have discussions with me. She is EDO and I am IGBO, the mum said she doesn't want her daughter to marry IGBO because of what an Igbo lady did to her brother.
I was shocked and dumbfounded, while didn't they tell me all this while instead of wasting my time.

don't go and chook your hand I tortoises a US and expect not to get cut!

Leave her alone.
There are millions of other girls.. Hausas, ibos, yorubas etc.

You will marry the mother, father, siblings... If there a bad blood from start..
Don't think you will change it O.

BYE

dreamchazer:
Kindly share with us

the information is there already.

Pavore9:
Nocturnal enuresis at his age indicates he needs professional intervention.

oga this your grammar ehh..
ME wen dey do am sometimes at over 30 years..
Wetin I need?
Profesiona_??...

Lol

Opexzy:
Good day fellow nairalanders, i will try to keep this as short as possible.

I have a sixteen years old brother that is still bed-wetting. Dad and Mom has done everything humanly possible, but all their efforts ends in futility.... So many methods have been devised to just help him but non worked.

Initially we thought it was because of late dinner, he was stopped from eating when it is after 7pm

There was a time that dad use to whip him, but he stopped when he realized he's not getting any better.

We have bought some medicines, but it is still the same story.

Currently everyone is tired and no one is talking about it anymore... my parents believes that when he gets to uni he will change after a single inglorious display of this act.. He is currently in ss3.

what baffles me is that, my bro doesn't show any sign of remorse. He is always unapologetic and doesn't really give a damn...

Please nairalanders, is there anything else we aren't doing...?

taa!
I still bedwet whenever I drink too much water before sleeping and there is cold due to fan, ac or rain/open windows.

Take care of the problem, it's not spiritual or about age!
It's scientific.

Tell him to stop drinking lots of water from 6pm,
Make sure he sleeps with full thick clothes,
Make sure he's room is never cold, (
Turn off the fan and close the windows)

Good luck

Sowore wants to be martyred.. He shall but will see no presidential seat.

RomanGreen:
Like Tacha, like Ceecee, hopeless hoes.....the latter collected endorsement deal and exposed her true colors....the former will soon be approached by classless brands for endorsement. Nonsense

nunu milk should give her deal.

salamiwasiu:
The effect shows on rice but can't see it on other items

RICE is a political and religious WEAPON used by the NORTH against South and Christians.

For that reason, don't break your head about rice price. Buy and sell as you can...

Free info, if you want to buy rice cheap, buy before Salah yearly then sell in December, chikina

salamiwasiu:
This boarder closure of a thing, is it on rice only or all items.

not only rice o...
food items mostly but especially rice.

And one stupid "wise" mother has been comparing her son's to him... "Obi, can't you see onu is making it? And you are here doing ordinary 30k job" "see your mates are buying cars, you are here..."
Mtchewww! Las Las... Heaven sweet pass!

popoolaRofiat:
Price updates oo and advice for us that store for house. I don't want what happened in 2016 to still happen to me again. The price was fluating and diminishing like this and in fear of losing I rushed disposed all my oil and the following market price started to increase by #500 at every market day
Donparosky

hold steady.
October shall predict the future

The rains are still with us.

When rain stops and border remains closed and naira devaluation is looming
There is mixed signal.

Just hold and sell in December.
Except October brings ever decreasing prices due to farmers climbing again this season

hush15:
They learnt from yar adua's mistakes in trying to conceal the identity but honestly, whether buhari is real or not? It won't be hidden forever or long. We will know the truth eventually whether its buhari from Sudan or the actual one. Then all those involved would have commit treason for imposing a false president on the nation and posterity will judge accordingly

AMEN

PoliticalWitch:
That's where you come in.

You can be the candidate.

Democracy is hard work. If you want change, you better be prepared to do the hard work. Or you can be an armchair critic, like me and many others. Comfortable...but in the end does nothing for the greater good.

am doing my bit
EXITING POVERTY... despite the wayward government

PoliticalWitch:
Good you know that..let's vote for another party in 2023 that isn't PDP or APC, and that will guarantee true federalisim, fiscal discipline and the right of secession...

And if no such party exists, form your own, and work for victory.

Stop groaning. You are right...but people have said what you are saying since the 1970's...and even earlier.

and who will be that party's candidate that has not yet been soiled by this or past governments?

hush15:
Which stupid help... Constitutional, GEJ would still have become president. There was no way kabal could have hidden a dead man for so long....

how about the case of the current president?

texazzpete:
Mad people.

Mock Sowore for supporting Buhari in 2015, but you came out to campaign for and vote for Atiku who bankrolled the Buhari campaign in 2015!

Atiku did FAR more than most people to put buhari in power in 2015 yet it’s the small fry that merely posted social media articles that the GEJite hypocrites mock.

thank you Sir!
HATIFU that created APC to kill PDP...
Chai... How did PDP make such mistake as to hand him their presidential ticket
And now he is wasting their money doing non sense APPEAL.

SORRY FOR PDP.

0taPiaPia:
Am yet to prove this or maybe I have been meeting the wrong people.

you are not wrong.
No need for further research. You have the answer already.

Women are to men, what remora is to sharks