₦airaland Forum

Nigerians and our hypocrisy. So we actually expect this same EU who were invited and welcome with so much fanfare to come and observed the election and after all said and done, should doctor the report on what they observed transpired before, during and after the election just to fit the narratives of the ruling party? Oh, some of us thought we are dealing with our fellow corrupt blacks who always disappoint in most assignments given to them because of paddy paddy or pecuniary interest? The same EU some myopic and gullible fellow are condemning now actually financed the election to the tune of €39 million and more. Convert that to naira while you are conducting ur protest. Whether we like it or not, this negative report has affected the legitimacy and credibility of the election that brought in PBAT. We ought to take this report in our stride and learn from our mistake and improve the election process so as to make the future election better instead of making an already bad situation worse with our petulant behaviour.

Wey the money to arrange all these. Some of you won't understand wallahi.

pocohantas:
-Banana
-Peanut butter
-Oat
-Almond milk

Blend all together. You can blend with ice cubes if your blender is strong enough.

While at it, remember that men with pot bellies are not the most attractive physically. So, develop a good workout routine.

As a father, its quite embarrassing to disclose where ur otherwise innocent teenage daughter went to. It's just hard for you to come to terms with it. Y'all should Just give the father a break. No matter how much you advised and keep tab on them, children that chose to go wayward will still do so. You can't crucify them na.

This one you are all over the thread singing like canaries, spewing all sorts of unsubstantiated allegation like this eh. So you are now the self appointed spokesperson for the murderous gang leader? Smh..

Caseless:
Yahaya Bello gave him state pardon in 2018 to use him for his re-elections in 2019 and he worked diligently for him via thuggery and all. The guy said he won't support Yahaya Bello's anointed candidate - his cousin brother, in the person of Ododo and that's why he's a criminal that should be killed and not pardoned anymore.

This one has been busy issuing statements congratulating every appointee, garnishing it with sycophancy to prepare the ground for patronage. Aside riding on myopic and senseless Obama like personae and speaking Americana english, How did you discharged ur duty as the MD of NTA then? Aside going about singing song of so called catchy sentence "common sense"What was ur signature projects as a senator representong one the federal constituence in bayelsa then? If these present appointee who you are praising to high heaven now were the type that will take billions of naira in loan from bank and missappropriated it and amcon eventually took over their business, do you think they will be found worthy of the sensitive appointments.. some reason well jaare. Uou can't deceive us with these unsolicited goodwill messages.

Why is this opportunist Ado Doguwa with 4 wives and harem of children flocking around him as if he is the Deputy Speaker? I hope this Abbas won't turn stooge like dimeji bankole to farouk Lawal that year.

I like kwankwaso though but its wrong to measure someone's level of intelligence with the ability to speak good english please. Most dumb people speak better english. Besides it's just a language, not better than our mother's tongue.

As much as I'd love Obi to win this election, let's not keep our hope too high cuz he won't win. Lets be realistic folks. Labour party doesnt have the national spread sufficient to win. I was shocked when I learnt labour doesn't even have 50% of the required polling agents. Ibos are taking this too personal n it's beginning to irritate me. They feel they have the required number to make Obi win. As for Ortom endorsement, it carry no weight. In a sane environment that despicable incompetent fellow is not even qualified to govern a local government. Go to benue n see things for urself. Is that even the sort of politician Obi is supposed to be relating with?

The woman that has been busy embezzling and appropriating our common wealth. Wouldn't she like her ill gotten wealth to be protected when her husband tenure soon come to an end?

I don't believe it's probably because I haven't made much money but my wife is a rare gem. My wife appreciates every little thing I do for her. Nothing is as good as marrying a lady well trained by her parents. After watching this, I'd have to double my love for my wife.

I sincerely hope all of us can learn from the downfall of this man and few others we have witnessed in our time. Whatever position God Almighty bless you with and everyone started singing ur praises to high heaven, whether its based on ur competence or ability to keep deceiving the populace, just be very careful. Don't get carried away. Nobody is a saint but to a large extent, keep ur hands clean and dont cross the boundary. Don't overly abuse ur power. Don't become arrogant. The same voice that is singing ur praises calling the best thing that ever happened after discovery of soft slice bread will be the one that will chorusely condemn you. The irony of it all is that this will happen within just a couple of years of ur seeming invincibility. It hardly last long. This country will humble and disgrace an honest and competent man let alone an arrogant, corrupt and power intoxicated fellow. Remember Farouk Lawal of the House of Representatives then, the Leader of so called Integrity Group in the House. Let's learn a lesson n thread carefully in this life, in this country Naija.

God told the Israelites that another prophet will be sent to teach them what they must do to gain everlasting life! Deuteronomy 18:18-19

Why then do the Christian refer to Jesus as God? They started from the "3 God in One" as in holy trinity, as if that wasn't enough, they moved to "Jesus is Lord" which is still popular today. Then they moved to the height of blasphemy by referring to Jesus as God. Jesus is just another messenger of God Almighty just like others before and after him sent to liberate the Israelites but you lots have elevated him to the status of God. How illogical can that be? According to you guys, God was crucifixes, he bled and he even cried on the cross? Damn.

MaxInDHouse:
Those people all lived by conscience and some by the laws given to the Israelites but God told the Israelites that another prophet will be sent to teach them what they must do to gain everlasting life! Deuteronomy 18:18-19

Now before Jesus most of these people died so they will be resurrected as RIGHTEOUS men because they were anticipating the coming of Christ who will teach them how to gain eternal life. So after their resurrection they will be taught what the Christ (whom they've longed to see throughout their lifetime) taught while they're dead. That's what 1,000 years reign of Christ means, they will all learn how to apply what Jesus taught when Satan and his agents are no longer around to mislead anyone! Revelations 20:1-3

After resurrected their former marriages has been dissolved by death so they will all become youths again {Job 33:25} then they can start afresh to marry one wife just as Jesus said we should revert to the standard God set in the beginning:
ONE Adam=ONE Eve!

Dumb and immature response. Very irritating

Olasyke:
Why do you sound like an automated response all the time.

I missed isiokpo. Seeing this makes me feel nostalgic about my secondary school days at GSS Isiokpo. Nice folks.

To God be the glory

Na accumulated curse over the years caught up with this accursed fellow. Someone that has been in the police service for over 30yrs who is quite experienced has no reason to shoot that innocent woman to death and it's quite unfortunate that beautiful and responsible daughter, aunt, wife n mother, has to be the sacrificial lamb but there are curses so potent an evil man can't escape it n that was exactly what brought down this cursed pig. I'm sure he himself can't even believe that he actually pull the trigger. No reason at all.

The way we Nigerians crave for titles, especially those in leadership positions eh? Look at the SUG letter headed paper, His Excellency added to the President's name. Make God help us

Stop spewing this agelong [color=#006600][/color]propaganda jaare. Rubbish

Righteousness2:
Israel is a Covenant nation.
They are the apple of God's eye. HIS First born among the Nations.
You Bless them, you will be blessed.
You Curse them, you are Cursed.

You go against Israel, you are poking God's eye.
That only means nothing but Disaster!

I Unapologetically Love Israel! I Unapologetically Stand with ISRAEL.

U dey mad. U pray our economy go down cuz of ur miserable 19k. Bleep you n ur 19k. How selfish some unpatriotic idiots can be. Is it not in this country u made the money? What about dome grinding hard here on daily praying naira appreciate? I know every bizman got to be selfish cuz of pecuniary interest but you've taken this to a whole new level by cursing our notes. Naira will continue to appreciate whether you like it or not.

GREATIGBOMAN:
And whoose fault is it it's depreciating?

We all wanted it to appreciate but it kept depreciating


I'm certain it will deep further during Christmas when demand for it will be high I so much pray it deeps further[/color][color=#006600]
Imagine u can't do transaction more than $20 with Nigerian cards.


Fuckkk u and your notes

Allahu akbar.

I commend Buhari government on this road. I ply the road on regular basis for my business. That oweto bridge is world class. Though I learnt GEJ actually awarded the contract but i commend Buhari for executing it and David Mark for his tenacity and influence to make the road a reality. Reynolds try for the project.

I'm so sorry for all you went through bro. Ur story is very touching. Someone did narrated a similar experience he had during his unsuccessful trip too and he ended it by telling me to never advice even my greatest enemy to embark on such journey.


I’ll just make it brief, I was in my early 20’s, my friends talked me into the journey but I didn’t know they were not travelling with us until the day we left Nigeria.

I didn’t have much information about the journey but because they told me it’s easy and fun I left Nigeria with them.

We were first held by rebels in the desert for 28 days, mind you I left Nigeria Feb 3rd 2009 and I got to Libya in March.

The owner of the uncomplicated building we were living brought the police to arrest us 4 days after I got to the house, some guys were arrested but i and some other guys escaped, we ran into the cemetery and slept there till 6AM.

I found a Nigerian who offered to allow me stay in his house, few days later I told him that I got a connection to cross to Italy and I will be living the following day.

The following morning this guy left the house and locked everyone inside, he returned in the evening with 3 guys, a Ghanian and 2 Nigerians. The moment he entered the house he pointed at me saying this is the boy before I knew what was happening they stated beating me asking me to follow them. I resisted and fought back, the landlord heard the noice, he came knocking so the guys quickly ran away.

The following morning this guy asked me to pay him $300 before he will allow me leave, I said you should have said that instead of bringing people to beat me up. Then I gave him the money and left his house to the camp from where we were to be taken to the sea side.

The same night we were taken to the sea side, when we got there we were ask to sit on the floor and not make noice, about 3 minutes later a small balloon boat came and was taking us 30/30 to the big boat, I was on the 3rd batch, few minutes after I entered the big boat, we saw boats coming towards our direction behold they were coast patrol.

The person that was to sail our boat told everyone that we will all die instead of him to allow the police arrest him then he zoomed off, the police chased our boat till they caught us when we were almost out of Libya territory.

We were arrested and taken to prison on Sunday and we broke the prison on Tuesday and escaped. We were chased all night……. Na long story bro I hope I get to document all that happened on that trip one day. I lost my left eye as a result of the beating I got from the guys that were invited to beat me.[/quote]

Ur wife and her mother are unreasonable. Imagine an i sensitive wife who doesn't care about her husband feeling. The God mother was invited and she has done very well in caring for the ungrateful God daughter whose mother felt threatened and has to rush to ur house with her travelling bag and according to her shallow mentality , let me assume my rightful position before i will be relegated to the background oo. Where was she when her daughter just put to bed. Ok, she was too busy to sleep over at the hospital and take care of her daughter ba? If i were you, i will deal with that my wife when she's fully recovered. How can my wife not consider my comfort in my own house which i labour to maintain.

No hope for this country Nigeria. See our elected governors who are supposed to be working round the clock to make their states a better place for their people keep gallivanting europe, spending tax payers money holding useless meetings up and down. Governance has been relegated to the background. Is this what they were elected to do? The shocker is that we the cheated people see nothing wrong with what they are doing. We are even commending them. Have you ever seen Kenyan, Rwandan or Ghanaian politicians doing this without strong disapproval from the people of aforementioned countries? Smh

Chai, my integrated science mistress that year especially when it comes to reproduction. Everyone will just be fantasizing and laughing. The lady fine die. The matter vex me when we discovered the PHE teacher Mr bolaji was the one shagging her. Na just rumour o but since then I hated Mr bolaji eh.

He is a very kind hearted fellow I pray he succeeded.

What a blasphemy. The same God Almighty that created everything including Mary is now the son of Mary? Pause and ask urself, is it logical? Let me stop here.

Based on the op subsequent comment, its obvious the so loquacious neighbour equally own a car too, so you can't tagged his behaviour as jealousy but the fact remains that the way some neighbour dotted their car eh, always washing it, removing the fainted of dirts anytime they passed by the car as if their whole existence depend on the car can really be irritating wallahi. I'm not in any way supporting the bad mouthed neighbour though. Everyone should learn to mind their business but I am sure the op is being economical with the truth.

My caring and lovely mother, i was so heartbroken. Time heal all wounds they say. May Allah subhanna wata Allah forgives her shortcomings n grant her jannat firdaus, ameen

I miss this dude wallahi. Welcome back man. Reading that op's nonsense vex me no be small. Contradicted himself all through. You said she is ur kind of girl, why all this complaints?

NwaAmaikpe:





I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.

Delusional grandeur. I reserve my comment.

The driver dey fall my hands sef. He supposed demobilised him with rain of blows so that he can retrieve his car key quietly when the VIO officer slumped. Never seen a more wicked law enforcement agents like this useless VIO. There is this idiot who call himself the area commander of their gwagwalada office, very uncultured, arrogant, corrupt fulani man always insulting people any how.