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Don't get high bp cuz of Yahya Bello Mr. Is it only Kogi that has 2 slot in that list. Its possible he might not even be instrumental in picking those 2 nomination you know.

overseer1:
Gov. Yahaya Bello has two slots.
A good illustration of: Monkey no fine but him mama like am.

I learnt Dino wasn't A.B.U SUG President. rather, he was one of department's President where he was involved in so many contoversy during his tenure.

Exc2000:



Political Houseboy as described by Senator Smart

Dino Melaye leaked ass till he became a billionaire ex senator, he was an hustler, a fraudulent activist who lead many protest as ABU Zaria SUG President against Military but kissed their asses in the dark

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Lol, why una get bad mouth like this?
Alexreport will never change no matter the bashing here. He has succesfully redefined asslicking cloak in the garment of journalism. Man must hustle sha. Imagine the junks he posted up there. See ambassador pageant Organiser with Camry big for nothing na. Alex, this dude no fit pay ur PR fee fa.

Davash222:
Ugly man dey organize Beauty pageantWonderful.
Thank God for your life.

The first photo, is that man's ghost leaving him

Well spoken Oga but its a grand delusions if you think Wike has what it takes to really take on the Federal Govt or the 1999 constitution. Forget this childish bravado, you know, I know, we know and even Wike knows his limitation. If he make any attempt to cross that line or even a mere attempt to step on it, make no mistake about it, he will be adequately neutralized. All those egging him now will be nowhere to be found. It's only simpletons who believe all this bravado being display are for the love of his people, nah we see beyond that. He is just displaying his contempt for the Federal Government led by PMB which I think is not necessary. He want to be regarded as the brave guy in the opposition who really takes on the ruling party and ruffle some feather in other to gain credibility among his governor colleagues in PDP. He will only end up over heating the polity and eventually get his fingers burnt. This fight is not for him alone. Every hands must be on deck to change so many anomally in this country. Wike is acting like a child throwing up unnecessary tantrum just to gain attention. This is the fact, unless you are the type that can't read in between the lines...

Futuragetty:
Speak up already, Governor Wike
Sharp man, correct guy...
Been in government circles for 20 years...
He understands Nigeria pretty good...
And has exploited the foibles of the structure to the hilt...
Then he became a minister...
And wanted to do a lot...
But got hampered by the Constitution...
He complained as much in my presence...
But didn't know whom I was...
Bought me a drink though...
Well, I took it with a smile...
So he opted to be a governor...
Battles he had to keep his mandate...
A combination of a street man and an intellectual...
He kept off the Vultures...
And rallied his people behind him...
For better for worse...
Governor Wike is an interesting man...
That he loves his people is not in doubt...
And wants the best for his immediate Region...
But has discovered to his chagrin...
How evil the 1999 constitution is...
So he does things in such a way...
To challenge the omnipotence of the federal government...
Talk of a governor that wants true federalism...
Or one that's ready to call it quits with Nigeria...
I see his actions and observe the ambivalence...
He enjoys what the Constitution brings him...
But detests the Constitution at the same time...
Nothing proves this more than the current pandemic...
Where he's telling the federal government off in every way...
To shove it down an orifice...
Where the sun shines none!
So what exactly do you fear Governor Wike?
A second term governor with nothing to loose...
Protected by immunity and loved by your people...
Why hide behind bravado when you could really be brave?
Why challenge the 1999 constitution at a tangent and not
straight on...
When you could challenge it head-on?
We all know you detest that constitution...
Why not pitch-in and denounce it right away...
Rather than this method the simpletons don't understand?
According to my funny friend called Dino, the son of Melaye...
Speak up, you die...
Keep shut, you die...
Why not speak up on the Constitution...
And still live, and die like a hero?
We know what you think of that stupid document...
But your method shows a whole lot of cowardice...
When you could easily be a hero!
I say "death to the 1999 constitution"!
Even as a nobody, I'm yet to get killed!
Dear Governor Wike of State of the Rivers...
Denounce the 1999 constitution today and lead the fight...
Grow some balls and fight head-on...
You would not die but be seen as a hero...
For what could we do when our men are she-males?
# think again something today...
Reject that constitution and be our premier!
Can I get an "amen" somebody?
#Note by ROY

This guy why u wan kill me with laugh this evening . Elderly young man



[quaote author=Randy100 post=89293442]I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.[/quote]

Don't do this to me folks. Una dey make remember wetin I don forget tey tey. Chai, why una awaken this long buried emotional trauma I went through in the hand of raliat? I've been a fool n I know it. I was entertaining this gal everyday with malt and peak milk while schooling then. Something I couldn't afford to take fa. My guys were just looking at me. I was fooling myself and I was happy doing it. Las las Jerusalem I no enter. The least Mtn I normally send was #750 own. Who born me send lesser denomination. Anyway we thank God for life sha. Chai, I mumu no be small.

I wonder why some people get bad mouth like dis

rastaLivity:
Covid-19 patients for north don get union?

This story brought tears to my eyes. what goodness and mercy of Allah can I deny? Allahu akbar.

Some cliche are not necessary. anyway it's alexreporter, not surprised. Confirmed sycophant

AlexReports:
Tagwaye Twins, Presidential Comedian And Humanitarian Mark Birthday Today, Seek Prayers For The Nation

Today, the popular lookalike Nigeria-born twins, Obinna Simon popular called MC Tagwaye and known for mimicking the Nigeria President and Uchenna Simon, who is a renowned contractor and founder of Tagwaye Foundation, are plus one today. They duo have expressed gratitude to God Almighty for the grace, strength, vigour and their antecedents in the past few months of their lives.

The Katsina born twins and indigenes of Anambra state had earlier released photos of themselves on their social media pages, seeking just prayers from friends, family members, colleagues and fans to pray for the country especially at this pandemic season. However, the both successful brothers have continued to receive loads of birthday wishes and commendable gestures from friends, family members, notable personalities, fans, colleagues and celebrities from across Nigeria and the world.

The fame of MC Tagwaye has maintained an uninterrupted acceleration in the entertainment industry and across Africa, as he remains uncontested especially in his creative and humourous manner of mimicking President Muhammadu Buhari. As one of the most recognised entertainers in Nigeria, MC Tagwaye remains also the host of Nigeria's most attended comedy event centers tagged "Throne Of Lafta With Tagwaye".

His twin Uchenna Simon Popularly called Prince UC has engaged a focused and accurate navigation, with an explicit direction for his envisioned prospects in humanitarian services. As the Director of Tagwaye Foundation, his organization has continued to make significant impact across Nigeria, especially in the campaign against drug abuse and addiction.

The duo had also encouraged everyone and Nigerians in particular to stay safe and strong in this challenging moments of the Covid-19 outbreak. They admonished everyone on the need to maintain good hygiene, as well as engage in social distancing until the situation is nipped in the mud.

https://www.statepress.ng/2020/04/in-abuja-tagwaye-twins-presidential.html?m=1

Share the investment idea pls.

BornToSucced:
It’s actually a good time for me to reflect on my goals and make some adjustments.

I am working from home due to the pandemic.

I read at some intervals every day

I don’t welcome any visitors (male and female)

I have also use this period to discover some investment platforms worth considering.

I denied a lot of ladies access to my place so I can be very productive.

It’s been fun, productive and restful for me as a Lagosian.

However, I have also seen how useless, lonesome and unproductive some people can be in this period.

Alex report, if you like change ur moniker to Gleemodel or whatever, we know say na you, always finishing people's data. Who be famous comedian here? Abusing the word famous.

But why an educated old man like Maurice iwu who call himself a Prof, was lying up n down that he has discovered the vaccine a couple of weeks back. where is it now. Shameless old man who cant even respect his age because of money.

This man haff old like me. I used to listen to this advert on radio while living in portharcourt early 2000's

SultanOfPuna:
Sing it with me
Sacluxx Paint.. Okacha Mma
Sacluxx Paint... Okacha Mma!!!

Idiot, u are back? Where have u been man? Missed ur useless comments jaare.

NwaAmaikpe:




It doesn't matter where he is, he is lucky to even have a birthday to be celebrating.
Yesterday was the birthday of the husband of one of my mistresses, but he is in the morgue.

My greatest source of closure is that I donated a pint of my blood for his treatment and afterwards, he looked me deep into the eyes and thanked me saying his wife asked him to.
I may never know for which of the reasons in particular because I don't intend to ask.

Truly, I fear women more than I fear the corona virus.
Her husband is just a few hours dead and in an era of social distancing, our social connections are even stronger than ever.

May God have mercy on him and grant those of us he has left behind the stamina to take care of his wife and her enormous sex appetite.

Happy birthday Ronaldinho.

I've been seriously praying for TB JOSHUA prophecy to manifest wallahi.

Raymond Redington my man.

sushieater:
This Man right here is the only one that can get us the cure for this ASAP

Done writing the piece, shot back a satisfactory look at his device to peruse one final time and he heaved sigh of relief with the funny feeling, thinking, am I not as good as either soyinka or achebe? Bullshit, you arent creative n definitely didn't make sense with this irrelevant comment. Even me self, i dont understands what I just wrote. Make we kuku mad together na.

Yenefer:
“I know you don’t think you’re one of us, really,” Yoruba Muslim told Yoruba Christian, as Yoruba Christian poured himself a bowl of ritual kykeon. “But you do keep on coming, don’t you? Why do you think that might be?”

“‘Cause I like it?”

“You’re no great fan of organized religion in general, though, I think; most sociopaths aren’t. Yet you must admit it can be useful, as a concept, even to those who question it.”

Yoruba Christian sighed, steeling himself to stay polite. “Oh, sure,” he replied. “Mainly in that it gives us divine permission to go on ahead and do what we were gonna anyways, all wrapped up in a pretty story. Secret knowledge, tribals magic, the matriarchy reborn . . .”

Yoruba Muslim shot Yoruba Christian a look, as though unsure if he was being mocked. “So you’ll take advantage of the amenities on offer,” he said, at last, “but you won’t do His homage.”

VP Osinbajo is a very good man wallahi, no be that pretender wey dey deceive himself say na we Nigerians him dey deceive.

I've been saying this for a while now but it seems no one care to listen, there is high level of collabo between alexreport and either Seun or the nairaland moderators. Alex is always disturbing our peace with his junk journalism full of pictures. Whenever he post these rubbish, before you say Jack Robinson, gbam front page. Haba, if he doesn't post about Regina, then he must post something about Ned nwoko and his audio malaria project or his audio travel to Antarctica where he finally hanged the Nigeria flag, i guess the achievement has reduced the price of essential commodities in the nigerian market. See as he is disturbing us with pictures of group of olosho who are politicians food in abuja

DModeCntStopMe:


Upon all these beautiful girls are litter everywhere, this is the best
Alex and his goons could produce.

The adage that says "the beautiful ones are not yet born" is not for this guy and his employers

They just sit in the comfort of their rooms and create all sorts of pageants and dish out to the highest bidders who pay either in kind or cash on a regular basis

I have more than 20 girls in my contact alone that are way more beautiful than this old hag with painted, filtered and edited picture

Alex I know man must hustle but I think it's getting irritating the way you shove all these nonsense down our throat and disturb our peace on nairaland

If it's not Regina, it's Ned Nwoko, haba! Do we run away because of you

Please, kindly adjust

Shallom!

U did very well my brother. That's a red signal, thank God u were courageous enough to call it quit. Na devil dey support devil.

Kiddogarcia:
the way she was supporting maryam sanda during her trail was frightening. she kept blaming the husband for cheating.the thought of her words couldn't stop echoing in my head,I just had to let go of a very good girl

Come to Abuja, bwari area precisely, understudy poultry farming at my friend farm for one month and buy land and establish ur own modern poultry farm and in 2 years time or less, you will double That millions. At 25, age is on ur side, build something worthwhile here at home before taking the Yankee route, so that you dont end up with all ur eggs in a basket. Poultry farming is stressful but with ur good capital n mentorship and loyal cheap labor here, you will do well. If you are interested, quote this n I will drop my whatsapp number.

Brodapounds:
Nice but what type of business?

But sincerely, part of the reason why i want to leave is safety of my life and my sanity.

I want my future kids to come into the world in a sane environment with top class Education.

I feel with me in the USA, i will be opening doors and opportunity for my siblings which are in school right now.

One of my sisters is studying as a nurse, i want her to work in USA as a professional Nurse and i feel with me establishing myself there, if will be possible.

I don't think about myself only, as the eldest child and son, i want the best life for my siblings, so my parents will be proud of me, i want my parents to visit me freely In USA and i feel this 20 million naira is GOD answering my prayers.

Hope you understand?

May God Almighty help to return the innocent little girl. I feel so bad for the mother. People are going through a lot in this life.

Keep deluding urself you mattered when deep down you know you are shit whose opinion on issue you have little knowledge about is equally an ass hole opinion.

Awol1:
My girlfriend doesn't like Trump.

But I like the man.

She asked me why? Is because he's misogynistic and you wanna be like him and take women as shits?

I said na!

I like Trump because he is putting radical Muslims in their place in the world. If that's what he succeeds in doing in his 8 years, I'll be fine with it. I can endure to defer traveling to the States until the ban is lifted by whichever administration.

Before you call me Islamophobic, I want you to know that I'm a Pluralist who believes that "this" can be true while "that" is also true. That Islam is a true religion as much as Christianity is a true religion. With both worshipping a true God.

But what do you do when you have an intolerant neighbor who feels his way is superior to yours. And doesn't just stop at feeling superior but forcefully trying to convert you to his own way against your wish and choice.

Leave these terrorists and they will overrun the world while the UN and other world powers would interested in political correctness.

Ride on Trump.

You got a supporter in me.

This guy, ur mouth eh. I wonder the dude behind this nwaamaikpe moniker. Sometimes i will be unconsciously searching for ur comment on threads

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[Qqquote author=NwaAmaikpe post=86600794]



Great work AlexReports,

As an elder, permit me to give you the award of PR extraordinaire and Image Launderer of the decade and the chieftaincy title of Ojadili Nke Mbu of Nairaland.

By the way, the white beards look horrible on Fred, not everyone can pull off a Mofe-Damijo without risking looking like a scarecrow.

Dude has always had a bad taste in fashion and in women.
First he married ugly Agatha now this.
Time has not been so kind to Bimbo too.

Ned is really hospitable and his money flow doesn't look like it is stopping anytime soon.
Isn't it about time I come down, draft a few folks on Nairaland and go pay him a solidarity visit.[/quote]

I just read on Wikipedia that since 2013, owing to digitalization, track downloads and streaming are now part of the method being used to measure the number of records sold, it's no longer actual disc sold again. So, it's possible davido songs and album has actually achieved the platinum certification.

opebiboy:
no be bad belle. He is stating the fact. Davido's album sales in the US is less than 15,000 copies. Platinum is one million copies. Even Kanye west, Rick Ross can't even sell one million copies these days

Lmao, to refer to nwaamaikpe as a revered Person means u must be new to this platform, he is a smart but foulmouthed fellow, the reason people follow his response to threads is because sometimes he either sound funny or intelligent but most often, he can be very annoying or sound like a sadist who probably hit his head on ground when he was given birth to. Nwaamaikpe can be anything but highly revered on nairaland.

chubinwa:
Am astonished this is coming from a revered person on this platform. marriage is for better for worse. if the wife derails from her conjugal rights, they'd seek for marital advice from expertise to grow their marriage. there is no smoke without fire. the wife must have a reason for denying him sex. I pity the gullible that will heed to such devilish advice.

The whole shenanigans dey tire me eh. Every time they will just be insult of sensibility with some rubbish news. U travelled to Antarctica n so what. They said he hosted Nigerian flag there. I'm so happy someone has finally hosted naija flag in Antarctica. So what has that got to with malaria eradication. I don't like some money missed road treating us as if this country is full of dotards. We too go school na.,na money most of never get. The last he organize some efulefefu military men got photo opsyp partner for the malaria eradication project. Mtchweeew



[q uote author=Chochovini post=85974941]. O mehn... How I wish Im half as knowlegeable as u are. See how u just hit the nail on the head. In fact, I just feel like EATING up your comment right now. U have some sense and u can truly reason with it.[/quote]

What has Ned nwoko trip to Antarctica got to do with malaria eradication in Africa? Has he finished eradicating malaria in his village let alone the whole Nigeria or Africa? How can one pedophile be gallivanting n justifying his marriage to an underage girl with some cock n bull philanthropic nonsense. The worst part is this hustler in the garment of a so called media man call Alexreport. I'm sure there is an alliance between this Alexreport and seun. If not, why any rubbish from him always grace front page of nairaland. See English na, [b]Antarctica is the most coldest place in the world. What's is most coldest? [/b]Nonsense people.

How I wish the military will just come n chase everyone away to sanitize the system so that we can start afresh with a brand new constitution. It's unfortunate that even the current military officers are on the same bed with the politicians now.

Time to take Instagram serious abeg. Ayam tayad of this country

Calm bro. Haba why taking this personal?

Brugo:


Denying won’t make the problem go away.

I can now see why ipobs love this man. He is a thoroughly crooked businessman. That is the number one quality of a biafran hero. Not surprised.

Knight of shepe. No be dis governor dey say im Sabi manya so tey he go kon 4get himself?


quote author=Riele post=85855789]I'm shocked .

Or didn't I read well ?

A pope appoints him knight? .

Knight of what ? Corruption ?[/quote]