Nahhhhhhhhhh This babe is hell stubborn!
A woman that could come up with this BS all in the name of tracking your husband would come up with another alternative. . .
Plssssssssss. . . . Think about this, the reason for all her lewd threads is as a result of what sum men have shown her!!
What i think would happen if you remove Funmi's thing is:

1: More unlimited lewd topics saying men are EVIL n shitz!!! Cheesy
2: She would be advising all 'em ladies to start doing IT through their ears. . . . . .

Last time i checked. . . . . . her ears are as big as that of elephant!! Tongue Tongue
Oniranu oloju kongba ijesha babe!!!

Are you that scared of the chips am marketing? Be sure your woman will implant one soon in your balls and monitor you fully from her laptop. there are new ones that can even disable your weenie and render it "erectionless" until she says so. Ijesha kwenu!!!

RedHotChic:

rotflmao, Ilesha queen don suffer for here. who is giving these men this free haterade this evening?

u say u are Ilesha queen
does ur norms put the wife/woman in charge?
but circumcision is not it for a lady.

Hmmm, maybe I spoke too soon about this tracking thingy. In my defence though, I didn't think it would work but. . . errr. . . I've changed my mind after seeing how well it's working for RedHotChic right now. Wink

Brilliant, Brilliant marketing strategy RedHotChic. A'ight, I'll take 2. . . no 3, you know what, just make it a dozen.

Girl am opening a shop in abeokuta and Ibadan very soon to help women curb their randy husbands. Buy one get one free.

u say u are Ilesha queen
does your norms put the wife/woman in charge?
but circumcision is not it for a lady.

make I go shit first, I go come answer you.

onyinye2:

so not funny. seriously. didnt have to go there. wasnt even talking in a physical sense.

what sense then?

RedHotChic:

make I go shit first, I go come answer you.

For Bleep's Sake. . . . . . Can someone SLAP this Ijesha wench once and for all?
Dirty, dirty scapegrace!!!!
Who needs to know about your noisy, malodourous shyte.

RedHotChic:

make I go shit first, I go come answer you.

make u shit?
Man pikin suffer 4 ur hand

make u shit?
Man pikin suffer 4 your hand

Yea i don finish, what were you saying?

You no dey shit?

I agree the method is CRASS but it's the most effective way to curb your misandristic attitude

Just like implanting chips in your balls is the most effective way to curb your randy attitude.

did u wash  b4 touchin the mouse and the keyboard so?

did u wash before touchin the mouse and the keyboard so?

Shouldn't that be my business? those times you shit in Benin bush, do you wash your hands before buying akara?

@topic, well it's a good thing we know don't need to track you women down. After we tell the Shari'a court about our suspicion, it wouldn't matter whether you were cheating or not, now would it?

RedHotChic:


Yea i don finish, what were you saying?

You no dey shit?

nor b this type of ur shit!

Akpo Jude:

did u wash  before touchin the mouse and the keyboard so?

Good question!!!

She is a neantherthal. . . . .She probably used moi-moi leaves to clean up.

Hannibal:

For Bleep's Sake. . . . . . Can someone SLAP this Ijesha wench once and for all?
Dirty, dirty scapegrace!!!!
Who needs to know about your noisy, malodourous shyte.

She doesn't have an ounce of shame. . . . .She's one hell of a bush girl!

RedHotChic:


Shouldn't that be my business? those times you shit in Benin bush, do you wash your hands before buying akara?

sorry,
I nor dey stay Benin in the first place
and secondly I nor fit shit for bush no matter what,there must be toilet around
thirdly  na u dey buy akara after u shit.  

Good question!!! Cool Cool

She is a neantherthal. . . . .She probably used moi-moi leaves to clean up.

Still better than you that uses ganja foils.

She doesn't have an ounce of shame. . . . .She's one hell of a bush girl! Embarrassed

Shame? because am comfortable with my bodily functions? you no dey shit?

RedHotChic:

Still better than you that uses ganja foils.

wetin u no say dem dey call ganja
or wait for a second
You dey kpoo!  

RedHotChic:

Shame? because am comfortable with my bodily functions? you no dey shit?

LOL

wetin u no say them dey call ganja
or wait for a second
[b]You dey kpoo![/b]

You dey sniff gutter?

RedHotChic:

You dey sniff gutter?

I tell u say I dey stay Kano?

E don B 4 You today
your know know don finish.

nor sleep u con sleep at last?
ennn
Sweet dreams na ? abi
sleep well.

I tell u say I dey stay Kano?

Na only Kano get gutter? This one wey Hannibal dey sniff for UK nko?

Good nite babe.

RedHotChic:

Na only Kano get gutter? This one wey Hannibal dey sniff for UK nko?

Gutter in the UK?
Razz ninny. . . . . .U think UK is Ilesha or Nebraska where cow farts in your mouth??

@stephen

in a sense that im totally secure with myself. that i dont need to put a tracker on my man to feel that he would be faithful. i have the trust in my man that he sees no need to be watched 24/7.

onyinye2:

@stephen

in a sense that im totally secure with myself. that i don't need to put a tracker on my man to feel that he would be faithful. i have the trust in my man that he sees no need to be watched 24/7.

24/7 is impossible. Funmi you again!

oyinye.
fairytales.

that's how it should be.  you can put it to practice but I assure you it won't last long.  Your natural instincts of curiosity will peak somewhere and you will begin to become suspectful of your spouse.

onyinye2:

@stephen

in a sense that im totally secure with myself. that i don't need to put a tracker on my man to feel that he would be faithful. i have the trust in my man that he sees no need to be watched 24/7.

RedHotChic, please read!

I have no input about implanting chips might as well end the relationship if I have to go through all that. This topic is hella funny though. something about shit and moi moi being in the same topic cracks me up.

savanaha:

I have no input about implanting chips might as well end the relationship if I have to go through all that. This topic is hella funny though. something about shit and moi moi being in the same topic cracks me up.

Did you ever/do you stay in the Bay Area?

StephenP:

Did you ever/do you stay in the Bay Area?

I am afraid of saying yes incase there is a chip someone placed on a shoe or something.
Anyhow I know people that stay in the Bay Area but I myself have not stayed there. In concern to hella, guess the Bay Areans rubbed off on my sort of how the Jamaicans did and the Nairalanders have as well.

Why do you ask, do you perchance know a Savannah or something?

savanaha:


I am afraid of saying yes incase there is a chip someone placed on a shoe or something.
Anyhow I know people that stay in the Bay Area but I myself have not stayed there.

Why do you ask, do you perchance know a Savannah or something?

hahaha I'm not gon' stalk you or anything. It's just that the term you used was a bay area term and that sparked my curiosity.

Red,

what kind of mess is this *tracking your husband*?  U r a troublemaker.  We got enough trouble managing our stealth, now u come up with GPS tracking.  U r a homebreaker.

SEUN