₦airaland Forum

Yenefer:
Stupid man

Very stupid. He is looking for a government appointment.

A concerted effort by the military will flush out those ill-equipped Boko haram animals for good. But in reality, Buhari used their chaos and murderous instability to come to power. That explains why he is treating them as human rights agitators that need rehabilitation when they are nothing but scum of the universe.

How many spacious public parks are available in Lagos where people can do exercise? And what options are they offering them?

This is not the time to prosecute people for trying to stay sane the best way they could, it will make the whole nightmare unbearable.

That is why that act like wild animals, they live like would animals. There is nothing in that surrounding to make someone think nationally.

Why cant the ministry of mines and power manage it with millions of jobless Nigerians crying for something to do. These are the kind of assets that could genuinely lift the nation out of its vegetable state if they are properly managed.

I bet they will sell it the Chinese with traitors like Tinubu fronting as executive directors and shareholders.

BigIyanga:
Talk within your limited view of the world and travel experiences. This is not a new invention... I have seen this in most change/break rooms overseas.

Maybe you live in eastern Europe or far east where you could commonly find them. Or you are used to construction sites and coaches toilets that have something a little similar or it may be something that is common in trailer parks and caravans. Unfortunately, those are not part of my everyday world.

I operate every day in the real world where invention, innovation and enterprise is the order of the day, but I haven't seen it.

Too much malaria causes irreversible brains retardation and that explains why these animals keep making the same dangerous scavenging mistakes

At a time when advanced nations are realising the preventable hardship and inequality privatisation creates in the society, the animals are selling the masses key assets to their cohorts and gang members.

Does it really matter to the masses who heads the rogue nation? They are all bunch of dysfunctional thieves. It only matters to animals like them.

It is like being in the dark age when religion was rationalized by the state.

Lanretoye:
Which one be pussy galore again?

You need to watch the gold finger movie to hear sean Connery called that name.

The word "palliative" alone is enough to confuse the people. Instead of something as simple as relief packages.

They use by big big oyinbo grammars that are completely unnecessary to dabaru the masses sense.

The same reason why there is high black on black murders in the ghettos; inherent poverty and systematic deprivation.

Before they talk rubbish about race, let them compare how many have died so far in Africa to see whether it is a black man or white man's disease.

Even oyinbos haven't thought of this. Although they have the ones that dispense automatically when you place your hands under them, they are not widely used.

Necessity is the mother of invention and people like that are the people that will move the country forward, not the thieving politicians, pastors, imans or lazy academics.

AgentNairaland:
You know we just started registering Sim cards because of the havoc Boko boys are causing, and also not everybody is using bank account, we're trying our best but I assure you we shall fix all our lapses

You guys got that on a platter, especially the fingerprints, yet I am sure the police don't have it in their nonexistent IT system.

They are still in the age of rickety files and cabinets and hardly enough money for stationery like the immigration departments. All these things require. are efforts and wise use of available resources to get things done. The government can not eat its cake snd have it.

AgentNairaland:
Actually our database was formatted on October 1, 1960...We're working on fixing it sir

Data base is dynamic and it is about the government keeping track and caring for it's people. The easiest wayy they could have updated it is with the cell phones registration, but that is not centrally documented. Everytime you need a new phone,you start the process all again. No data storage and communication between agencies.

AgentNairaland:
That's why it's called ZOOGERIA



They're working on that

Nigeria has no database. The problem behind coping what oyinbo is doing. It is a problem of a systemless society that has no bearings. A complete Lockdown of invincible citizens in places like lagos will lead to total anarchy,

Cheap, processed and adulterated oyinbo convenient foods that are going to make the virus kill him faster. It weakens the immune system rather than fortify it and most if them are carcinogenic.

You are better off with proper anala, ewedu, ugwu, insala, bitter leaf, Banga soup with proper African herbs and vegetable to keep you ahead of the virus

Awufu dey run belle, especially when you are not desperate .

Diiickhead, even the English people that imposed the churches on them have sold off theirs for community and Sikh centres for more productive activities.

It is all about not missing out on offerings and the hard earnings of the gullible poor that patronise the church. Not about dead Jesus.

The useless government is tsljing about 5 g when it is technically behind stone age in practice. How does it correlate?

Talk about how to feed the people efficiently, clean the streets, provide safe drinking water and stable electricity.l first. 5g is way out of line from what is needed in Nigeria,

Animals. They talk about killing snakes at this time and age as if they killed dinosaurs or dragons. Who wants to see your disgusting act of stupidly? In a normal society, you will be prosecuted for animal cruelty.

A man If his age and position i posing with alcohol like a young adult that has just turned 18 or 21 and free to drink at last..

You can see their level of thinking and why the country is a mess

NextD18:
One of the Advantages I know is that; The nagging and bad-mannerisms will be lesser as there will be competition between the wives to impress you with good characters and doings.


This is only if you are RICH!

Why will a poor person two wives and what kind of women will agree to that? Imbeciles, init?

adisabarber:
Why dem sef dey shit for bush?

No toilets, no tissue, no water and no soap.That is why this corona could have finished half of the population by now if it is a tropical virus. It is a stronger strain of malaria and typhoid which almost every africannis used to.

They should be happy he cleared their mess for them since the council is there to do it.

The only thing he can get from shiit is E.coli that could kill him because it is just as bad as corona.

How could they have escaped when they were closely monitored?

A bastard sissy government that can't manage it's own affairs. They are coming to find out why it is not catastrophic in Africa.

blueAgent:
This is the dumbest comment I have ever seen.

An if. Africans do away with the western world what will they do next,go back to caves and pre-colonial Africa?

Living in caves is more sustainable than the white man's rat race. In reality, the so-called westerners are the most miserable humans on earth. Their idea of happiness is a facade that shields inherent misconceptions and bottomless emptiness.

Africans need to revive their ways by understanding who they really are and their natural place on mother earth. Form sustainable concepts and theories that connect humanity and not the other way round like it now.

This may be the right time to thoroughly clean and tidy up Nigerian so-called cities like Lagos. Construction and cleaning works should be made essential services in this period of lockdown.

Foolish zombies that only flex muscles when they are brutalising helpless citizens. The hopeless president should call them to order and send them to the real war zone in the accursed far north.

Is he a governor? The improvised mechanism shows the level of the country infrastructural development; worse than the ancient Egyptians infrastructures.

I commend him for the effort because there is no better alternative at the moment.. Not even in government ministries will you find standard toilets with running water and handwashing facilities in Nigeria, they all pee outside, including the women.

shogsman:
I pity their lives and the lives of their supporters here, this is why this country remains a shithole,when they start burying dozens of their people daily they will have sense by force.

Sometimes people better off dead than living in hell. Just like the woman in Osun state that attempted suicide.

The problem is that black man has been inherently indoctrinated to think that living equals to chronic hardship. It is not, it is either you live well or you die.

Africans are following oyinbo@s strategies without understanding how oyinbo systems work and the dangers they are facing. If the so-called because in Africa is lethal as it is in cold Europe and America, half of the African population would have gone by now because there a nothing in place to hold it back.

It requires different strategies that do not involve locking hungry people up without food. Better crowd management, better welfare, better sanitation and hygiene facilities will work better than thoughtless lockdown,