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Octopusssy:
Yes, I am.

Seems you've resolved the issue

Wayward son!

ljoh:
Why is Buhari not arresting the herdsmen?

There grand master tenure will soon end.

Octopusssy:
Hi guys,

I am unable to hear voice notes and youtube videos on my Dell laptop (Inspiron 15 50000 series). I can't even hear Facebook videos on the laptop, but the audio is fine I can hear sounds when I use VLC player to audio and video files. I can also hear the incoming mail notifications on my Outlook.

I have tried to troubleshoot it from the settings to no avail. Please what else can I do to restore audio access?

cc GloriousGbola

Are you using browser to stream videos on YouTube and Facebook?

What a f*ckry!

So, this will be a new norm now in Nigeria.


When they were executing their draconic policy or playing I don't care attitude and decided not to utilize the functions of their office to better the lifes of Nigerian but were siphoning the treasury idealizing to be in the seat forever, they never knew a day will come, they will abdicate their respective seat.


I don't blame them but foolish Nigerians that will still directly or indirectly vote for them if they decide to aspire for another office.


This country is really a JOKE and seems no hope for redemption soonest.

sheriffindy:
I no dey fear them...
I just dey avoid them

For the sake of my sanity.

☺

Never give a Nigerian an opportunity.

Majority of Nigeria keeps proving it back to back that a Nigerian can never be trusted.

What a shame!

She don go collect gbola outside?

You better man up and take charge than seeking for approval here.


Trust those gender at your expense.

Ladies! The most dangerous species on earth.

Men trembles before them.

Satan fears them.

Men can never mature where ladies are.

Always seeking for approval before acting.

What if 4 different options are giving to you here in this platform, which will you carry out?


Please make una pack wella with this unnecessary seeking approval.

Nigerian government keeps creating lacuna in every of their affairs, just like this one exposing her citizens to exploitation.

Every sincere and responsible government has taken it to themselves to do the needful by evacuating their citizens but not Nigerian government—they're still studying the situation.

What a mockery to the strongest and powerful black nation that keep failing her citizens both in home and abroad.

I keep saying it, once you leave the shore of Nigeria, you're on your own. The government is not done protecting the home based not to talk of the foreign based and will quickly be the first to sell you out.

And Nigerian government is still studying the situation.

Very funny people we have in this part of the world, bereft of ideas, consumed with wickedness.


May God helpvmy dear Nigeria.

Only if the minority oppositions don't decamp then this era of administration will be very interesting.

A NASS where bills, proposal and request from FG will be properly scrutinized not the disaster we had in the 9th assembly with a fat pig Senate President who doesn't know his function.

Says a man desperate to become Senate President.

A catastrophe and a shame.

Rokiat:
Rule number one: never pursue a man.

The feminist having rules...

Laughing out 🔊

Whoever think Nigeria has a government must be the biggest fool of the century.

Nigerian government never disappoint and has proven it back to back.

Every 4 years, we have a set of foolish people occupying space that constitutes themselves as government and this Buhari's administration tends to be terrible.

These people will never learn. What happened to one of them resultingto his demotion is never enough to learn from.

I don't know if the black they wear clogs their memories from reasoning.

Not in Nigeria where madness, bigotry, inhumane, reign supreme creating room for insane and clowns to be leaders.

Truly like father, like son.


He truly showcased what he learnt from his father.

This presidential election tribunal might be the game changer in Nigerian politics if Obi can prove the incumbent party of not winning the election along with their puppet inec that declared them winner.


Meaning that in the future elections, if you want to rig, you don't rig casually, you don't rig prematurely, and before you rig you have to come up with a smart way to defend it.


In fact, rigging will be time consuming.

Orfankwagh:
Imagine,they serve am court letter self him no gree collect and him the claim sey him win with clean sheet,then why you no want court.

Like godfather like godson.

Ulunne777:
Sweet love. We
My ex did at 2nd artillery junction that year.

And after all the drama, he still because ex.

Real definition of SIMP!

As a man, reserve your (those) resources for women who deserve them.
 
It cannot be said enough.


You deserve more. Women deserve less.

Queendera:
Lols.

No one deserves to loose 50% of their wealth simply because they fell in love.

I thought love is free?

If you divorce, simply move on with what you have and maybe make arrangements for the kids. If this type of women and laws don't exist, he won't be taking this extreme measures to protect himself.

Golddiggers are not lovers and do not deserve pity

Yes. I said what I said

God bless you. You seem to be one of the fewest ladies in Nigeria with brain. And if it's you on the dp, you're beautiful.

Xlogistics:
Part 8.


I woke my sleeping uncle up, and explained all what was going on to him in 30 secs. He picked up his phone and we had to run towards the backyard of the hotel while trying not to be spotted or heard by the guys who came to silent us.

This hotel had a catfish pond at the back, the only choice at that time was to hide in the smelly fish pond. I had no other choice, me that hate the smell of fish so much that made me to stop eating fish since I was 5, now a fish pond is the only option on the table.

The pond had less fishes so it was easy to hide there comfortably. We jumped into the pond immediately, at first, the cat fish were so jumpy but it reduced afterwards.

The men who came for us went to our room that I am sure of but were they went to afterwards no body knows, so it was unsafe to leave the fish pond. We stayed in the pond for like 2 hours, I even made friends with the fishes 😊. It was getting cold when all of a sudden, I heard footsteps walking towards the pond.

The metal used in covering the pond was opened, luckily enough it was one of the workers who came to pick one fish based on order. When she opened the pond, she got shocked seeing 2 male inside a fishpond.

She released a heavy scream out of fear and that brought attention to the backyard. A lot of the workers rushed to the backyard to see what was going on. I couldn’t explain what was going on to the workers because I don’t know where to start from, it was a very funny site.

The manager also came to the backyard when the mumu workers couldn’t comprehend anything we were saying. When the manager came up, we explained everything to him in private and he was acting like he understood the situation .

We never knew the manager and the men who came for us had exchanged phone numbers. Based on my calculations, the men who came for us most have claimed to be law enforcement agents and convinced the manager to call them if ever we come back.

The manager calmed us down and promised us full security, I knew something was off and I could tell the manager was lying. I told me uncle that we have to leave ASAP that something was wrong. My uncle was already fed up with all of these drama. We went back to the room, and started packing our stuffs as fast as we could when I noticed one of those guys walked into the hotel again.

It was just one guy, so I wasn’t too scared. I discussed the plan I had with my uncle and it was game on, we turned off the lights in the room and waited for the guy to walked in.

After 3-4 minutes, we heard someone opening the door from outside. The door was opened and he walked in…..


Typing…………..

Too much James Hadley Chase novels have corrupted your brain ni!

At first I believe your story is real but this part gave you out.

Because of our feminist, Satan will have every reason to plead not guilty before the throne of God.


Our feminist has proven time without number that they are deadly more than Satan himself.

Fear who no fear women. Even Satan himself fears them.

Fryx:
My works require a lot of creative thinking, but for some reason, complex thoughts hurt my heads so much that by the end of the day, I am more tired than a person hewing trees in the bush.

So, about two years ago, I discovered that if I drink coke, my head does not hurt at all.

I believe my brain was able to use the "Sugar" in coke more effectively than the ones processed by my body from carbohydrates.

So, I limit my consumption of Carbs and eats more junks and cokes.

It really helped me since I can work tirelessly for long hours without my brain tiring out. But then, some of my body sensors stop working correctly.

I won't know when I am thirsty or hungry. Infact, I struggle to eat many times since I rarely have appetite for food ---I just drink sugary stuff to regain my energy.

But I have been noticing some tingling in my legs and can sometimes get worse during sleep (I can wake up in the middle of the night to see that my leg is dead)

Unknown to me, Coke produces cholesterols , and since I am an indoor person that rarely goes out or exercise, the cholesterols are clogging my veins and preventing proper flow of blood.

Although, coke produces less than other harmful junks I eat----Yogurt, buscuits, sweets, licking pure sugar, etc.

I do not mind the consumption of these junks because my blood sugar level is Ok, and I believe my brain needs them.

But about five days ago, I did some jump and hit my big toe on the floor, causing some internal sprain.

Usually, the sprain should go early, but I was surprised to wake up the third day to some excruciating pain. This mean the wound is not healing at all, and as far as I can remember, I experience some tingling in my leg during the night. So, it is likely that blood is not flowing properly to my legs again, and wound cannot heal without good supply of blood.

I decided to massage the leg, and in the process, I mistakeinly touch the toe next to my big toe (I can't recollect the name of this toe as the moment, so just take it as "the next big toe"

My "next big toe" was soooo painful to touch, and I was surprised because I never felt any pain from that area.

When I inspect it properly, I discovered my "next big toe" is dying.

There is something called Gangrene, it is the death of body tissue when blood stops flowing to that area, and in severe cases, the body area will need to be amputated.

My "next big toe" has started dying due to lack of proper blood flow to it.

Luckily for me, no other toe is affected.

I did some research and discover that bad cholesterols can block blood vessels, and since I am an heavy "Sugar" eater, I am likely surffering from that.

I decided I won't take sugar again.

I massaged my toe to life, and decided to eat healthy yesterday. I went out during the day to eat at a restaurant, and cooked at night (unlike me)

That single changed in life style really cause some changes in my body. Yesterday night, I feel many veins in my body coming to life, especially in my leg region. And by this morning, my "next big toe" is no longer grayish in color. It is not as painful to touch as it was either.

Encouraged by the improvements, I decided not to take any form of sugar again.

But there is a problem----my brain.

Without Sugar, my brain was so slow and thinking was sooo painful. I struggled to complete my task yesterday, and I have been avoiding work since morning (today) because I was just feeling pains in my head.

I don't understand it. It seems my body got issue with carbs cause even if I eat excess of it, I may feel sick. I am also slim because my body don't retain fat or carbs.

I have been struggling since morning, trying to adjust to a change in diet. But since I have works to do, I have no choice but to get another bottle of Coke.

Expectedly, my brain becomes really cool a few seconds after taking the coke.

Although, I have resolved not to take any other type of drinks or junk, to eat properly, and take Coke only "one day on, one day off." I honestly want to do without every form of sugar.

I'm afraid I'm addicted to coke, and I don't know how to overcome it.

Below is a picture of how Gangrene looks, so it's something scary.

Check Scary Pictures Here.

Have you gone see a doctor than seating and diagnosing yourself what might not be there.

See

Sticooooooo:
Normally I am a guy that really fancy women. I used to sleep with a lot of them. Although I have a very big pen:s, 7 inche. There's these two particular ladies that when ever I sleep with them I will notice some small bruises on my pen:s.

Yesterday I sleep with one of them, but before that she told me that she wasn't fine and she's on drugs. But as conji dey do me, I didn't listen I went ahead to fire, since I have gold circle.

In the process of inserting my thing in her I notice a whitish something on her pus;y unlike before, I didn't hesitate, I went straight.

After the do, I discovered that condom burst and I discovered bruises on my thing just as usual

Later I discovered that the drugs she was using is STD related drugs.

Please, which drugs can I use to neutralise the possible infection 😫?

Is it normal to experience bruises on a pen:s after sex and yet condom didn't burst or it burst?


Please help a brother fast

Shey you don fire reach your destination! Continue firing with your 7" d*ck.

PulaPower:
Which people?
You’re a comedian.,

A comedian just like Dino but worst.

Just for winning governorship ticket of your party which you never dey sure cos other contending members go soon sue you for court that your not the eligible candidature of the party.