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I didn't see the presidential ✈.

Abi na whinning...

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Thunderbolt, abi na shockwaves to APC and INEC.


Very interesting time ahead...

The most useless Assembly since the existence of Nigeria. Thanks to Lawal and Gbajiabiamila – puppet duo – that doesn't know their responsibilities as house head.

Now, another bunch of clowns are hovering around to constitute the heads of 10th Assembly. Another disaster waiting just like the 9th Assembly.

The 9th Assembly should also take part of the blame of the failure of Buhari government because of their rules in approving every request made by Buhari without scrutiny.

The most useless assembly in the whole wide world.

I won't blame Buhari. Why? Because Lawan took it upon himself to wreck and bury this country in collaboration with Buhari.



We survived...

We move...

When we thought that no government will surpass Jonathan's government in corruption, Buhari came and proved us wrong.

I keep sounding it loud for whoever cares to hear that when Buhari leaves office and the revelations start unraveling, Jonathan's government will be a child's play to Buhari.

There was a monumental corruption in Buhari's government. Buhari was never in charge and never cared. He's the most weakling President Nigeria has ever had.


If only his kinsmen knew the rot he left after 8 years, they couldn't have the effrontery to ask Nigerians to forgive him.


Have your seat with your popcorn, more revelations are coming.


I'M OUTTA HERE...

Ugwuanyi is good at building substandard nonsense just like his neighboring counterpart in Abia state with his government house project.

Good old memory days.

Your primary responsibilities as a man is first to your kids.

Your wife is she decides not to be your responsibility by respecting you and you fulfilling your obligation to her as a husband then you can't help it.

Do your best as a father to stand for your kids and be a father figure to them. It's better they be with you than their mother.

If what you said about your wife is true, then it will be a disaster to leave the kids with her cos with her new found love, she might likely not be there for them because of her fantasy pursuit.
"A man who can't take care of his family is never a real man"

Pete na man. Ooni na title.

May 29th, the DARK will make way for SEMI-DARK.



All I know is that no matter how bad Tinubu might be, he can never be as worst as Buhari.


Buhari represent everything retrograssion. Only if Tinubu will be kind enough to reveal a little of the things keeping hidden in Buhari's government, Nigerians will marvel on how corrupt this government is.

Ebonyi doing great to be amongst Lagos, Rivers that's less dependent on FAC.

This country is sick. Imagine the sh*t he's naming as achievement. And cl*wns will invade this page praising and clapping for him.


FAILURES!!!

You can't help a man who is not ready to help himself.

Another thing that might make him behave the way he did is if he's a pride person. If he is then it might not go well with him that his younger brother he's supposed to help is the one helping him.

Loving this.



Only white man can do such things. Black ain't got your time.

In as much as we might not like this governor, there is truth in what he's saying. Ministers too should be investigated. Commissions also, even extended to DGs, Perm Secs and any other heads of Agencies and parastatals.

For Bawa to utter that no human being is 100% clean means that these men who find themselves lucky in heads of government goes there with a preconceived mind to loot rather than to server.

LOOTING is what they all do and Bawa just confirmed it, including him.

Kangaro judgement!

APC desperate for something...


Another Imo Supreme Court judgement loading but God Almighty pass them.

Come to think of it, these bunch of old, lockworm people are determined to burn this country.

The indexes of a failed state is staring us at the face; from economy to security, from education to health; dilapidated infrastructures with government going broke everyday.

But Nigerians always keep a blind eyes to the weightier matters but concerned themselves with trivial things.

Hence the reason the system will keep deteriorating and nonchalancy of the elected and appointed leadership not concerning themselves with governance but politics.

Nigerian foolishness no get part 2. Always self shaming themselves and blaming the colonial master for their woe.

Destruction! That's the only vocabulary in Nigeria dictionary hence the reason the country is a mess.

reiddecuti:
Too much hyping in Nigeria. What others do seamlessly and without noise becomes a thing of worship because of foolishness.

Nigerians really used the Hilda cooking to display their foolishness to the world, both the leaders and followers, making noise and disturbing the cyberspace.


Na because of this too much hyping go make others want to break it even before it is officially recognize by World Guinness Book of Records.


No wonder the foolishness carry them enter the current holding twitter page go dey insult her.

Foolishness of Nigeria, that's why this country is in a MESS.

If this Liberian chef should set a new record, you won't hear pim! from Liberians.

If to say na man achieve this fit, you no go hear a single noise but because say na woman, na why they want pull down the cyberspace.


9ja and hypocrisy na 5 & 6.

If to say he dey power, he for don use him position dey intimidate, humiliate, abuse, terrify, and threaten.

Serves him good. Every one of them will soon collect, even Buhari.

Too much hyping in Nigeria. What others do seamlessly and without noise becomes a thing of worship because of foolishness.

Nigerians really used the Hilda cooking to display their foolishness to the world, both the leaders and followers, making noise and disturbing the cyberspace.


Na because of this too much hyping go make others want to break it even before it is officially recognize by World Guinness Book of Records.


No wonder the foolishness carry them enter the current holding twitter page go dey insult her.

Foolishness of Nigeria, that's why this country is in a MESS.

If this Liberian chef should set a new record, you won't hear pim! from Liberians.

God1000:
Why are NASS elections always problematic? Nigeria is too complicated

We complicate things in this part of the world.

Nigerians has sworn never to make things easier; from school to bank, cuing in filling station to buy PMS to abording public transport, etc.


Everything in Nigeria is hard knock life.

Congratulations! The ministry is growing...

easzypeaszy:
1300 Teachers dat wl be paid average of 35k per mnth na him dis ones dey carry for head
Congratulations to dem better dan Yaya Bello who spend 8years without recruiting even cleaner
Shame state governmnt who cant do little thing in der state.
I also hate useles publicity

And Dave Umahi.

APC will always be showing up their foolishness.

This country will definitely sink one day. The rascality, foolishness and selfishness is getting out of hand and will sooner or later wreak this country.

30k monthly e-worriors that can comprehend the doom that faces this country because of this rascality will leave their caves to come defending incompetent, failure, selfishness of their pay masters.

No one is so specialized in failures like Buhari. He's so pro that he surrounded himself with inepts, foolishness and selfishness to amplify his failure.



Now PRO MAX is just by the corner...

Too f*ckin serious...

QuinModah:
Types of Prostitutes in Nigeria

1 Local Pro sti tutes

These are the types of Pro sti tutes my Yoruba friends calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always present in every hood.

NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Pro sti tutes

They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.

NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Pro sti tutes

These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.

NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N7500.

4 Holy Pro sti tutes

They are regular church or mosque goers but they can’t just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.

NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Pro sti tutes

They are more like social media all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you, you will always find them on every social networks even on Badoo
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Pro sti tutes

They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don’t have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Pro sti tutes
If you are not a billionaire, don’t just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches

Which category defines you? Abi, which class you belong to?