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SultanOfAbia:
If she plait red hair = Senior OLOSHO

Anytime i see a girl with red color braids i already know she be olosho
Worst na pink color hair
If she wear polo without bra together with bum shorts = OLOSHO
Na their school uniform be that

All these definition show Olosho Pro Max

BRIMBRAM:


One of this girl's reminds me of my service year. There was this very beautiful girl a friend of mine was dating. They are always together. They will fvck from night till day break.

So, one day, she told him she would be traveling home and so she did. And after she returned, guess what?. She came back with a ring in hand and a photo album that shows that she just got married.

My friend was so confused. I was confused too. Does it mean that all this while she already has a fiance and their wedding date had been set? How was she able to hide all this?

My friend moved on, he got another more beautiful babe, very much beautiful than the first. Only for the married ex to start disturbing my friend that she still really love him, that they should continue from where they stopped. This got us more confused.

What did I learn during my NYSC. The answers are,

1. THE FEAR OF WOMEN IS THE BEGGING OF WISDOM.

2. BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP. (To be beautiful doesn't mean that you are good)

Those gender are terrible specie to deal with.

Check out! All these girls in the pictures, non of them are from Nigeria. How did I know, because non have tooth pick leg or k-leg.

Sex! Always on the mind of people. But when the resultant effect happens, gbam! They begin to sweat looking for advice.


But when sex was on its own, d*ck and p*ssy will go wake am,later come dey disturb us.

You don take style dey collect the 'Happy Birthday 🎂 '.

Better the country sink so that we come to round table to debate on how to run it before rebutting...


Buhari really wreak this country and Tinubu will finish it up.


Then, let see if average Nigerian will start having common sense and stop breathing from anus.

Nigeria! Better embrace another 4 to 8 years of scam!



This one scam go be PRO MAX! ☺ ☺ ☺

APC and INEC running away from the food they cooked for themselves.

Buhari on his own is a devil. Wait until he hands over on May 29 before revelations on how he wrecked the country will begin to manifest.


No country will wish to have a person of Buhari as president. And he's not even good to wish to your enemy.

This gender ehh! Always seeking for palliative.

To my fellow men, never make yourself a target to these bleeding genders looking for whom to send to early grave.

This truly show that Adeleke is the people governor. Unlike the opposite in Imo state that have enthroned catastrophe and mayhem in that state.


God be with you as you bring development to the good people of Osun State.

Says by Igbo midget...

Good for him.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Hmmm

And the funny thing is that you are even planning on selling it and people here are even advising you to sell it

Oh lord people are wicked

So who be the idiot you want make he buy and inherits this problem

No really of OP or people advising him to sell it being wicked.

Someone might buy it who knows how to hand it or have a mechanic that can diagnose the problem and BOOM the car will be an envy...

Nigeria! ☺

These people can never have a fear of God. Never!

Mr minister will never give reason while and how other countries have given uninterrupted electricity to their citizens.

They will always find excuses to justify their failure even when there is no one.

They can never compare how other countries has strive to provide uninterrupted electricity.

They can never compare how other countries has strive to provide a quality education to their citizens.

They will never compare how other countries has strive or striving to give their citizens a rubost economy.

This unwanted excuses is the reason they keep failing and will keep failing because an excuse to give is at their finger tip.

Wondering which minister's turn to give excuse of failure tomorrow.


NDI ARA!!!

He believed his wealth with take him to heaven.

Though it's a parable of Jesus.

Better let the sleeping dog lies.

Karma is justice served by men. And if men refused to serve justice to the evil ones (just as it is in Nigeria) then there's no karma.

Was formal DSP to be in Nigeria, he would have worked free the sin he was accused of but he was in a country where laws are upheld.

The only enemy of God is one who have rejected the gospel — the death, the burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ (Acts 2:22-24, Acts 3:15, Acts 13:30, Ephesians 1:20, Romans 8:11, Galatians 1:1, John 3:15)

A case of sharp guy outsmarting a sharp man.

Na street we dey, if you loose guard, you will be chopped.


STREET is legendary... It's all business. Know this and have peace.

Whoever that brought the idea of this project commissioning really do us strong thing. It has been a norm that even laying foundation for project, they go call for ceremony.


Na only this part of the world that mediocrity is celebrated because of the two twins (poverty and ignorance).

Everything in this country na joke.

Government of excuses, by excuses and the excuses.


Government of calamity.

Garri all the way!

Lalastical la-la @ it again.

There's no failure like Buhari and will never be a failure like him.

He failed as a head of state from 1983 to 1985 and repeated the failure with no shame (this time more terrible) as an elected president from 2015 to 2023.

Abegi! He should be given a spot @ World Guinness Book of Record.

The most corrupt government.

Jonathan's government for 5 years dey do press up for were Buhari's 8 years government is.

What would it have taken to build Nigeria? A place you called your home, your father land given the opportunity you have to serve in the government.


An average Nigerian man is evil and seize an opportunity to himself only in the expense of others. That's why the leaders, civil and public servants, private sectors and even the common man in the streets will frustrate the Law never to work because of personal gain and will be the first to come to the public to cry me a river.

An average Nigerian man becomes mad with power.


“Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority; still more when you superadd the tendency of the certainty of corruption by authority.”

“Despotic power is always accompanied by corruption of morality.”

“Authority that does not exist for Liberty is not authority but force.”

“Everybody likes to get as much power as circumstances allow, and nobody will vote for a self-denying ordinance.”

“Absolute power demoralizes.”

All these quotes by Lord Acton clearly defined the state of average Nigerian man in corridors of power.

We seems to be enmeshed with immediate things we see and our mind clogged with emotions without us dissection what the future holds.


If your convinced in your mind that most importantly your peace of mind is guaranteed with her then go on cos you might go for the ones younger than you as your custom prescribed and they will be a hell to your life.



If you have already made up your mind, why are you seeking for approval?