₦airaland Forum

kiddoiLL:
Omo..... na true ooo..I been talk say celebrities dey get access to bleaching cream factory....
Na dis night way I go find my old picture ooo....Lmao.. laugh wan kill me... e get one lady way like to tackle me for dis forum..oya come abuse me I don drop food fr u

We bless God for filters and relaxers in your life, brother Kiddo

mazizitonene:
Fun...let's do this ..

Hehe.. You only grew beards

Auxtin85:
Awesome God

I see you no longer like long sleeve

mrtomola:
2008 Vs 2018, oya come and insult me

Eez like you only took off the tie and bleached the shirt

With what I've seen trailers cause in this country, I'll always have trailaphobia

Craziest thing I've done on campus was walking or standing on the low walls of a staircase at midnight. One time, my friend jumped down to the other side and asked me to jump that he would catch me, I was tempted to do it but my mind no carry am what would I tell people I was doing on the walls of skyway!

Another crazy thing I did was in my first year, one of those afternoon with long queues at the park, I was bored of standing, so I took my phone and acted as one of the campus journalists and started like "Good day, I'm from *** fm, what is your name and what solution do you have for the school on this transportation problem?". People took me serious and answered eh..LOL.

Offpoint:
Sorry about the last jargons I typed, Glo wouldn't allow me correct those errors... I'm glad you still grab the message.

I'll tell her parents, they will explain to her. As for me o, I'm too single to be sex educating a child...

Too early for lies Baba.. Just say you are too active to even know how or where to start the sex ed

Offpoint:
I'm just skeptical explaining to her, cuz her parents are not around. They'll be back today, if sound some how when they're back and told me what I said. It'll be best she heard from them.

my power no carry at all.

Oh, well. I get you. I guess it depends on your relationship with her parents. It is something you can tell them, y'all just laugh about it and they talk to her.

I really do hope it goes well.. 7 is too early to get messed up. Goodluck, Uncle Offpoint.

Chai.. Your answer is inadequate and scary for a 7-year-old of this generation. David saw the sex scene, he knows better and believe me, he might have even relayed the whole scene to her. It is scary because if your niece knows you lied, it could fuel her curiosity..make her go back to David and

Maybe explaining it is an act that leads to babies and whoever is not ready to have babies shouldn't do it. Don't paint it too badly to her, you can get some sex ed videos for children online too. She is your niece, talk to your brother or sister about it, to keep an eye on her closeness with David and be more close to her.

Sex is one thing parents are usually reluctant or scared to discuss with their kids.

I wouldn't doubt this article.. I recall about two years back when these NANS guys from my state chapter held a meeting in my school, they didn't look one bit like students and their grammar was just so bad that I wondered how they got to head the association.

Sadly, there is little or nothing to be done, this is Nigeria

PrecisionFx:
Introverts run on low energy?

Not exactly..

"We invest a lot and require greater returns. Indeed. I can have a long, deep, intense conversation at a party and feel energized by it whereas an equal amount of time spent in shallow chit-chat just sucks the life out of me. Yet some quiet people, people who don't hold up their end of a conversation, also exhaust", this is the sum

marvinsync:
shey !!!!

people tell me I'm shy but I laugh and tell them I'm simply an "energy saving man"

Lol.. That's it, we are always on " energy saving mode"

Mine is more like a vampire's.. The sun drains my energy, so I come back home tired every time

Funny how some people think we are lazy too

dancok:
don't mind them, shyness is not really an introvert feature, for me, i don't shy when the atmosphere interest me, i will talk nothing concern me.

I'm telling you.. I talk freely when I have with, even ask questions or contributions in any gathering but I'd have it at the back of my mind that recharging is important, I'd need hours of keeping quiet and thinking to have my energy back.

You don't think you could be an ambivert?

Being an introvert doesn't mean you are shy though.. We just prefer to stay calm more than anything and avoid whatever will sap our precious energy

Haha

Let me just hope it truly turns out well for APC.. Spoke with an okada rider on Friday and the convo was like:

Me: "This coming election, who you wan vote for?"
Him: "Na the person wey Saraki put down for us na"
Me: "but these past years, the state has......."
Him: "Anyhow anyhow, Saraki na still our own..na our pikin"

I realized he was lost to nepotism and did a little preaching to him, from his looks and demeanour when I alighted from the bike, I can say I gave him reasons to go have a rethink.

The point is, the people who would vote are not on SM, they don't even have the time to attend all these conferences to boo people so you really can't say yet.

The highest rigger wins but 2019 will be so full of surprises

Xda59:
What is a lie there? Are you implying that girls don't piss in public? Over the years, we have bumped into lots and lots of girls pissing in public with their trousers drawn all the way down with raw butts exposed.

Haaaaa! "Women piss in public with their trousers drawn all the way down with raw butts exposed?"

Where do you live biko? Sentinel Island?

To be honest, this issue get as e be

A man will just face anywhere and bring out his thing to urinate. Saw one at a bus stop some months back, baba was on a sidewalk and everything was visible.. I had to look away, such annoying sight. Every corner, thiiing

I can't be twisting my neck while walking because somebody can't hold his urine or find a less open place to urinate

Asides that, urinating in open places can cause stench. You people should learn to hold it or be more discreet ejoor

We could also call for house owners or LG chairmen to build public toilets around because wiwi can hold anybody, anywhere

Lucifer66:
I live in a story building.
There are bushes nearby.
Women pee there.
I have had a woman walk in front of me and when I turned to my right she Was peeing their with all her goodies visible

You made it seem like those women deliberately face you to urinate and expose every every... Whereas you are the one who looks at them from your floor

My people don't just throw all caution to the wind to urinate outside.. We get shame

Lucifer66:
By her logic we should also criticize girls who tighten their skirt and show their breast and pant carelessly..
I have seen several woman pee in front of me with everything visible.
Hypocrites

"Several women"? Baba lie small small na

Mouthpis:
Well said. Good this is coming from a woman.

You are welcome

Some of us just need to experience some things before we understand.. You could cut down on the things you give her and let her know what it feels like to be on the receiving end.

This Christmas period is the best time to do that.. don't buy Christmas chicken, tell her you thought the one she took from Abj would be enough
Don't stuff the house with too much food when she is around, let her spend her salary and see.

We are not perfect.. Don't just leave her like that, you don't know what flaw the next lady would have.. See if you can help her change.
If you have not mentioned marriage to her, please chill small and make sure she changes genuinely so she doesn't pretend to change because of the marriage and switch back to her stingy nature after wedding.

All the best o

OP, please allow me to laugh small
Buahahahahahaha

Take frozen chicken all the way down to the East?

We don't know the reason for that attitude, could be how she was brought up or what life has taught her.

My own advice is that you start giving her a taste of her medicine small small, if she complains, tell her about her stinginess and the reason to change but if she still doesn't change and you can't cope..please let her go.

These kinda women would rather use their money to buy aso ebi than pay their child's school fees

Wow.. You write so well for someone who stopped school at SS1..better than some graduates

You seem intelligent and desire to grow.

I'd advise you establish your skill first, get enough money from it, to see yourself through school and live well. These days, most graduates still come back to learning a skill and dumping their certificates but the "school" makes some difference.

So, please and please, see starting up your business now as your "small beginning", don't abandon it yet to go to school.

Don't borrow money to go to school, the university will always be there.. No age restriction (as far as I know). Believe in your heart that while formal education is good, it doesn't define your ability, doesn't determine your success. So you are good with or without " school". Underrating yourself because of this one thing won't be good.


Lastly, I'd suggest you study a professional course, something related or that can help your skill, something you can start up on your own and not that after every every, you will be looking for job.. I think Architecture is a good one! You can do part time or even full time while running your business on low key but I learnt Architecture is a tasking course sha..so you have to brainstorm. I know a man who had his first degree in Business Administration, he went for a second degree in History and International Relations and right now, he runs a custom bonded terminal, has trucks to and fro Apapa port and several other businesses. You can read up on what course can compliment your skill.



Pray to whatever or whoever you believe in for guidance too. Good luck on whatever you decide. Cheers!

Sowore my man!

Let them say we want to waste our vote, no problem at all.. I'd rather waste it on him than vote for one of the grandpas.

Macgreat:
all this one's shouting don't generalize have mastered the "Ability" so much so that they don't know when they are doing it.

It's true we love men to spend us and we use the "ability" even without knowing or with some caution but then, DON'T GENERALIZE

Biingoo:
Answer the question jor

Shey you saw the part of "most relationships" ? No fact is ever 100% true.. There are always exceptions, I belong to the exception so NO is the answer

samysmoothfresh:
Ok.....i get you now


but will you open if a man spends?

OK.. I get you now sef

Just go away

samysmoothfresh:
hmmmm So begging and/or exchanging sex for gifts and money is now an ability

OP didn't say anything about exchanging sex for gifts, which in the honest sense, is what most relationships are already about; if guy spends, girl opens.

The topic is only about begging, which may not have to do with sex and yes, girls see as an ability, something they have to master and increase their rep. The same way getting under skirts easily is an 'ability' for guys

The meme tho

The thing I've realized is, girls use their ability to get gifts and money from guys to brag amidst their clique. The same way guys use their ability to get ladies laid to brag amidst other guys.

Yunno, there is this rep these girls get when they are telling their friends how they got this and that from a guy, how much he spent on them, yen yen yen..That is why a girl would ask for take away when you go out on a date, she has to show her friends that the guy she went out with is a cheerful spender
It is the same rep guys get when the number of girls they sleep with increases.

For some, they just use it to evaluate themselves, it gives them the assurance that they are hot cakes, beautiful and smart enough to get whatever they want from a guy.

Las las, this is common with immature people ( both genders).. Comes with phase and age, mostly university students and later, they realize it doesn't worth it.

peeps4u:
Did you read the line "sue"?
I'm sure court will force them to produce it or penalize them.

Don't mind me.. I thought " sue" was only a cliché in Nigeria and doesn't get anything done especially when it is just one person against a big organization.

TheMoniker:
Ever bossy ass licking Kunle Afolayan disassociated self from Aremu, reason? He eat from APC’s crumb! Oh! I forgot he’s a talented producer who got loan from Lagos state govt to shoot movies, grant acually.
I’m just like this guy (few Nigerians that stand for sense), others can live with bullshit I don’t care.
I’ve fought and won MTN, GTB, sky bank and ibedc. Keep acting like mumu all in the name of “this is Nigeria”
I’m about to sue my alma mata and recall all my scripts, God catch them make them don burn
am

LOL @ last line

How do you do it? I mean the fight against these people.
And what will you do if they don burn am sef?

tizteezy:
Yes, I'm from, and live in Akwa Ibom

The northern states are cool tho... if one can cope with the climate differences and security challenges

I really can't cope.. I'll get frustrated las las

tizteezy:
I hope you get your wish, unlike myself who was posted to the north instead of my preferred Anambra.

However, if u finally get posted to Akwa Ibom, do not hesitate to contact me. Hopefully I can contribute to making your service year a memorable one.

PS: I really enjoyed the northern experience o. Fun with so much cash to boot.

Amen.
True.. I learnt the low cost of living in most Northern states makes it easier to live plus some states give state allawee.

I've had a little of the Northerners from schooling in Ilorin, I want to experience the Southerners

Do you live in Akwa Ibom?