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Papasmal:
Sex bawo?


Akwa ibom pple very accomodating,they love strangers especially copas,they show love n support.

Toor.. Thank God

funmisticqueen:
biochemist?

Yes
Same?

Papasmal:
Akwa ibom Ayaya.

The memories of serving in the state still linger,

what a nice experience.

Really? I don't know why that state keeps calling my heart. I really want to serve there

What made the experience nice?
Please don't tell me sex o

ashewoboy:
you are the only legit poster lataro. to who? ashewoboy?. a medic? lalasticlala come and profess love to your bae.

To myself

You see, having you makes the reactions in my life stable. You give me a rush of dopamine now and always. Your intelligence gets me high on ATP. You keep my glucose level bam!

There is no stopping now because our love equation is at the rate-determining step, it may be slow but so irreversible. No inhibitor can stop it. Our ES complex go form product las las

You are like the TCA cycle, you are into all pathways of my life.. If anything disrupts your activity in my life, I go get disorder. You are and more than an high energy compound.. 100000KJ/mol and more

You are my essential protein, my ketone body, my thymine, my purine, my pyrimidine. My lactose, sucrose, fructose..Too much sweetness but I don't even fear diabetes. You are sweet and dangerous like phenylalanine.

I'm your albino rat.. Use me as you wish
I can't do without you, my Acetyl coA



To Reinah

wman:
Yes O! A very big compliment. You are one of the most intelligent persons on Nairaland and you say things as you see it without being biased.

That's why I was following your former account, and that's why I'm following this one.

Thank you, Thank you I don't need to smell the coffee this morning, you have given me ginger

I hardly make comments, I break out of my shell to make any comment so it has to make sense, else the 'breaking' would be a waste. Thanks, I'll follow back.

Did you notice my favourite emoji too?

Marvelous Monday to you

wman:
You were on Nairaland with a former ID right? Reina?

You type the same way and your posts reflect the same kind of intelligence and down-to-earth honesty.

Hehehe.. Now here is a FBI agent

You are right, this is like my third account in 5 years.

I learnt to ask before taking things, so should I take the last line as a compliment?

bayocanny:
chai, sorry o... I can relate.
Ordinarily, I use to top my class every term back to back but when the god of academics decided to turned their back on me one term like that, i finished with 6th position, the kind of beating i received from my mom is unexplainable. she beat me with "orogun" (turner) all my body was swollen.
I can never forget that day.



I LOVE YOU MOM

Here is one of the reasons I think instrumentalists, especially the ones with no other job, should be paid.. No matter how little.

This is one of several things going on in churches. Underneath all that fine attires people wear to church, there are big problems even the church leaders can't help them solve. Do people in church still care about the well-being of others sef? Every body just OYO.

I know the church can't cater for every problem but 11 years is too long for him not to matter enough for them to pull some strings together and get him help. Either they help him get his license or help his mother.

I pray your friend gets the help he needs.. I'd also not advice him to remain in that church, not because they couldn't help him but because I don't see love in the church. Let's forget the "You are serving God not men" line.. Every one needs appreciation and for a church that couldn't show the love they say Christianity is about (if they preach love at all), not even by giving emotional support, Let him just leave. If he stays because of what people would say, He might end up developing hate or bitterness for the church.

If he goes the wrong way to get the money now or stops going to church.. The same church people will talk about how "brother Timothy has gone astray" and cast him away.

These systems called Churches eh

Lol.

It is usually a cycle for me, before going into the hall, I'd be Number 1, after seeing the questions, I'd be number 12 (I'd even think back to secondary school and wish I chose Art class ) and las las, I'll be Number 3 and just write what I can.

My parents never really flogged me, Mum the disciplinarian preferred punishments. I still remember that day in 2008 when I served different types of punishment for hours because I was 4th in class.. That day, I almost became crippled. And I don't know if it was the punishment of that day o but afterwards, till I left secondary school, the worst I had was 2nd position.

The day in 2006 when she used a broom nko. Goodness! My cousin helped me remove the broomsticks from my flesh ni

Sha I don't know how a "konk" feels lik


TBH, some Nigerian parents are too harsh biko. And some of us don't see it as a problem, all in the name of being "typical".

I totally agree with the post, the disadvantages of getting them a phone at that stage outweighs the advantages.

I started using a mobile at 8-9, registered on FB at 12, I used to sneak my aunt's phone to browse and I can't tell how much all that affected me. I'm making sure same doesn't happen to my siblings.

If you are blessed enough, a general PC in the house or your personal system can help them do researches on assignments. I think the best thing is to let them have a phone they use after school for a limited time and also on weekends..that should help them from the temptation of getting a phone without your knowledge.


Las las, there is no manual to parenting. Phone or no phone, pray that nature smiles on you with your children.

Nice list.. They will come and say "This is Nigeria" now.

The way people use Literally, Basically and Technically eh, Most times, it is just to add some "swag" to their speech.

LoJ:
This is symptomatic of the fall of the African race. Even the queen who is supposed to be the embodiment of the great mother Osun is a preacher of white man's religion.

Personally, I think monarchy, especially in Nigeria, lost its value since democracy began. All these Kings and the likes are just there for showbiz

Just when you think the whole idea of washing your used pads and diapers is useless and a waste of time, they give you reasons to believe

And the person up there saying maybe they want to recycle it never see life These things can't be recycled nor do they bio-degrade.

It is well

She was wrong for not being honest but she might not be cheating.

What if she lied because she was not sure about how the guy would take the fact that she was going out with another guy? I mean, we hide some things from some people not because they are bad but because these people might take it the wrong way.

I think your friend should just hear her out and not propose yet.. If he is sure she is faithful and can trust her again, fine, but if not, it is okay to let go.

LOL.. Nice idea but I doubt it would move the HR guys here

In this Nigeria I know eh, they will eat your doughnuts and still give your resumé to one puff-puff seller

Life of a Medic The first thing that comes to my mind whenever I see this UDP is Uridine Triphosphate

Kenneth4u205:
The whole 7 tips you listed are useless.What people need in order to be early to church is THE HOLY SPIRIT LIVING IN THEIR HEART .AND ALSO THE HOLY SPIRIT LIVING INSIDE THE CHURCH.only the holy spirit in your heart can put the hunger of being in God's presence always .also the holy spirit died long ago in many churches .no life in such churches .Jesus himself said that nobody can come to me except the father draws him .people will always come late to church if the presence of the holy spirit is absent in that church .I've been to churches where people start coming to church at around 12AM midnight so as to be able to get seat in the main auditorium.it is the presence of the holy spirit in such churches that makes people to be in church 7 hours before commencement of service .what the churches need today is the active presence of the holy spirit.Not just big beautiful building .

While I don't agree that the post is useless, I agree that the abscence of the Holy Spirit affects our attitude to church. I found it hard to attend fellowship meeting at a point, it just seemed boring to me and a waste of time, I stopped enjoying the services. It later dawned on me that I had not been keeping in touch with the Father on my personal altar, I had neglected the fellowship with the Holy Spirit and that was why church didn't interest me because I could not connect to the service spiritually. Some churches are lifeless these days, nothing goes on in the spiritual let alone physical. It is well.

id4sho:
May God forgive me. I've been to church like four times in the last 15 Months. Am so hurt by same people whom we dine, fellowship, so called family. My spiritual life is weak but the Lord Jesus Christ has been there for me and blessing me beyond words and expectation.

Oh.. God's faithfulness is not based on our services to Him. Having a sound spiritual life takes a conscious effort.. You just have to decide, it doesn't have to be smooth as long as the desire is there, The Father will sure see you through.. It is okay if you have your devotion today and don't do it tomorrow, you will find out you will later become committed but you can start by challenging yourself to do it for a week without break while continually praying that God revives and renews your spirit because unless your spirit is quickened, unless the Holy Spirit is in, within and upon you, spiritual activities might seem boring.
I'd also suggest you forgive those people and find another good church because until we get to a particular level in our spiritual life, church-going would affect us. Church and personal activities go hand-in-hand. They will both helo your growth.
What we do personally( Devotion, Bible study, Worship, Prayer, Listening to messages and practising what we learn)always matters most than what we do in church gatherings tho, so make a commitment to revive and strengthen your spiritual life. God help us all.

Demmzy15:
I watch Korean and Chinese movies and believe me, there are nice. There's one Korean movie about tiger pouching by Japanese colonialists in Korea, the title is "The a Tiger: an old hunter's tale", very nice.

Hehe.. Definitely, they would have some good ones but they are boring to me sha

luminouz:
Ur my kinda GIRL!!!
But...can u pound yam

Yeah.. Not perfectly tho.
Just so you know, I don't plan to be pounding yam up and down my husband's house, Yam pounder will be doing the job except on some occasions So, whatever the question was for eh.

Hehe.. I support him. Though I hardly see movies.
Most Nollywood movies have nothing to offer, even the supposed entertainment we ought to get is nothing. Not to sound tribalistic but those Igbo Nollywood movies are the worse.. Hian.. Long, usual and boring storylines. The Yoruba ones and their subtitles na die Every actress is white, every problem is diabolical and no professionalism.. I saw one yesterday where a lady at the background of the scene was battling with a system just to log in to the system that is supposedly hers. She kept punching and punching
The ones from the North eh, I manage to read the subtitles but they are just like Indian movies too.. Too long and dull.

Regardless, I appreciate them and I know the industry can always get better.

Hollywood sci-fi movies all the way for me.. Those are the movies that portray the realities we don't realize

I think people who watch Indian, Korean, Phillipino and some Telemundo movies should not criticize Nollywood though.

Daboomb:
Jeeesuu!

Hehe.. What?

Some Nigerian men and their love for big things eh He made sure she wasn't the regular petite Chinese lady

Happy Married Life to them.. Can't wait to see a black Chinese baby

Madeu:
That's naija spirit is just a myth that has never occurred. A people that never realised the huge deposit of resources beneath them. Even when it was discovered, we couldn't manage it and create a proper distribution of wealth amongst its citizens. All over Nigeria is full of squalor, high level of inequalities and no end in nigh in getting better. Yet you brag about a certain undaunted spirit.

Lol. You are right, I was in a group where some friends argued that if Nigeria and America ever gets into a fight, we will win, not because of our military but our "naija sense".. I was just laughing ni. Well, there is nothing I can do than hope there will be a way out

This story mighy be fake but issues like this could be happening. It is quite sad how people place so much unneccessary importance on white/church weddings, oh! It was important when couples used to stay celibate till that night, it showed purity. If you got pregnant before then, you couldn't have church wedding but times have changed, people do it without being celibate and even with pregnancy. Didn't our forefathers get married before Christianity came? Even the Europeans had weddings before Queen Victoria started the white wedding. What makes the wedding above others, the vows or wedding dress?

Traditional marriage is as important as others.. As long as the dowry has been paid(Culture) and the law(Court certificate) recognizes you as man and wife. My aunt had to do court marriage after 10 years of church wedding because the church couldn't confer a post on her without a court marriage certificate. If I had my way, court and traditional wedding is just enough for me. I'd just get a pastor and interested church people to be there..shebi it is for the church to recognize us ni? I'd not waste time and resources on white wedding. God is everywhere and Jesus didn't give rules for wedding but that the marriage bed be undefiled.

In other news; #NoSexUntilMarriage is bae

True. That is how China plans to become the world power; Economic takeover. They will get into a country's economy, become so important and run things. It is sad that the people at the helm of all these affairs will be dead or irrelevant when things become bad. And to think that we have a lot of funds being wasted on political frivolities.

On the other side, I don't want to believe they will be able to take over the country tho... There's something about that Naija spirit that makes us undauntable (just being positive)

Jeromejnr:
Well, someone's trash can be the next persons treasure.

Not all treasure is Silver and Gold.

I hear you

tgmservice:
most girls like u are criminals u eat one guys money and run to the next

LWKM.. I'm not so surprised at this baseless comment, what in my post depicts I was after the guy's money?

I know a lot of girls are after money but not all girls.. I'm more attracted to a sound mind, someone who knows a little about everything, willing to learn and explore, a partner I can discuss and learn a whole lot from. I didn't grow up asking and following guys for money not even as a young teenager. Money does not move everyone, some people just need commitment and companionship. I've had a partner for more than two years and I can recall that I've asked him for a loan just once to get enough cash for something I really wanted to do but he said he was broke at that monent and I ended up not doing what I needed the money for. That was over a year ago and I've never asked him for #5 since then.

So, biko stop going about with this stereotypical mentality about ladies. If your money has been "chopped" severally, sorry about that. E go better eh

AkpaMgbor:
Very logical submission..however, some people can be snubbish online(and this goes to both sex), they seem to forget that even the friends they have were once totally unknown strangers..

Hehehe.. I won't lie that I don't snob some people. There are always reasons to snob which could be good or bad though but I think it all still boils down to the flow between us. I'd definitely stop chatting with someone whom I only have conersations like, "Hello, Hi, How was your day?, How was your night?"

Hope you get?