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The number of foreigners I see at Murtala international airport is scary. These foreigners are trooping into Nigeria in droves and churning out large profits. Dangote just added several billions of dollars to his net worth in just one year. Anyone who's smart will be investing heavily into our economy right now. The best time to invest is when everyone else is saying the economy is bad. |
She cannot say she didn't know he was still dating, a simple google search would've provided the name, picture and even the address of his girlfriend. Men are polygamous by nature. Monogamy is a man-made concept brought upon by religion and civilisation. There's a reason why you can be married to a supermodel-looking wife but your average looking housegirl will be tripping you. Men are designed to think about sex every 5 seconds, this constant urge for sex is to ensure procreation and the continuation of our specie. Regardless, it's not an excuse for lacazette to cheat, but it takes a man with great restraint to stay faithful at all times. |
And with the 5th goal, they've just spelt A-S-T-O-N. |
That explains the howling noise I was hearing in my compound last night. Rumour has it, my landlord is a werewolf. |
I will support anybody but Buhari. |
toyetade:But isn't that the point I'm making? If you can make it in a crazy city like lagos, it will be a breeze at other cities. |
Lagos is a hustler's city, no food for lazy man. But if you make it in lagos, you can make it anywhere on this planet. |
Lol @ become "financially independent." How many millions did his mother Princess Diana leave for him? The main reason why he is stepping down from his royal duties is because the next in line to the throne is his father Prince Charles, then his brother Prince William and then his nephew. In other words Harry & Markle will never smell the British throne. They will be away from the limelight and constant British media scrutiny of the first interracial royal couple. She will go back to acting, while he focuses on philanthropy. Not that I care about the rich and mighty but i wish them happiness, health and prosperity just as I would wish any new couple. |
No offense bro, when I read the part about you not having a laptop I thought I could gift you a laptop I have sitting around. But then I decided to check out your previous posts just to make sure you aren't trying to use style to get free stuff online and I noticed you spend most of your time on Nairaland romance and dating sections. If you are really trying to broaden your skills and increase your online revenue, I swear you will be on fiverr, upwork and several other freelance threads right here on nairaland. If you are really determined, you can find people willing to teach you for free, some are even willing to raise money for a basic laptop to get you started but instead you spend more time on romance threads where the OP is asking for girlfriend. My advice to you is to browse freelance threads on nairaland, join facebook and whatsapp groups with like minds, take cheap classes on udemy and Lynda. I kid you not, I know several guys earning over N5,000,000 a year just on freelancing sites. You may start out making just 80k a month, but it gets better, it sure beats being dead broke. |
When I read the headline, I thought we now have atomic bomb. RIP to the dead. |
Final score line 2-1 (Everton Vs Man utd). |
Some people leave the blinds open throughout the flight gazing outside at total emptiness all because they paid for a window seat. Somehow they think they will see people and houses beneath them but most flight path goes through bodies of water. |
Nothing Asians will not eat. But these worms are evolutionary backward, one tropical storm and they become completely immobile and tasty bird food. |
What did she do to prevent breast cancer? And how is a beauty pageant the best way to reward her efforts? It's not connecting. |
Christmas baby. Happy birthday to her! |
But how did we get here? During my childhood, the most traumatic thing you would hear is maybe a luxurious bus crashing into a river or armed robbers killing bank employees during their operation. But today you read news about boko haram burning down a whole village and killing hundreds of people in the process. You read about hundreds of elementary school students kidnapped and forced into marriage and prostitution. It might only get worse from here and I don't even have the answer to make it better. |
agarawu23:I was warned, but my Murano has stood the test of time without any issues. It may be luck, I can't say but I will vouch for this car any time any day. |
We are making progress, but it's not just about minimum, we should focus on a standard liveable wage. A family with two civil servants earning 60k combined cannot raise a family in today's Nigeria. Minimum wage = 30K Liveable wage = 120K |
Many lecturers became lecturers because they couldn't become doctors, engineers, pharmacists etc. They are not only unqualified to teach, they are also frustrated, hence the reason they fail students. We need a total overhaul of out educational system. |
Techno, Infinix, Oppo, Vivvo and all these cheap Chinese phones are carcinogenic. There's a reason why they are not common in western countries, these phones emit so much radiation capable of altering your DNA and cause cancer. If you must buy chinese phones, save more money and buy Huawei, you will spied on but at least you won't die of brain cancer. |
My first car was a 1999 Toyota Camry. I rocked that car until it started giving me problems. One day I was driving on the highway and the bonnet swung open obscuring my view for like 10 seconds and next thing I know, the whole bonnet flew away and nearly hit a car behind me. I could've died that day, but I wasn't about to give up on my first car. Too many memories in that car. I once made love in that car. I drove from lagos to Jos with that car. When my ex broke up with me, my little old Camry was still by my side. So it was my turn to have my car's back; I walked about half a mile to where my bonnet laid, picked it up and mounted it back without the hinges. I drove my car slowly to a mechanic to fix it back on. After exceeding 230,000 miles on the odometer, my camry gave up the ghost. It literally started smoking and caught fire. I gave it a befitting burial and moved on to the luxurious Nissan Murano. |
Is it not a curse to pay for cars you did not even drive for one day? But then again, it is their responsibility as parents to watch and guard their children at all times. If they were Nigerian parents, the child will receive beating every weekend until she turns 21. |
cybriz82:Yup. Blanket, bible and water I believe |
I hate to judge because I'm not perfect either but I cannot stand people who go clubbing on Saturday but then turn to serious worshippers on sunday. That is the height of hypocrisy because its is glaringly obvious to everyone that you are not a true believer. |
Lamanii22:Aww, if that's your profile pic. Fat or not, you are beautiful. |
All I know is, I'm an overcomer. Anyone who doubts me will live to see the Glory of God in my life. |
Wow its been 18yrs |
I don't care what anyone says, the best luxurious car you can buy for Nigerian roads is the Nissan Murano. Strong, stylish and rugged. |
Phone even his gateman's child won't use. I really wonder if people buy products based on celebrity endorsement. |
Prestonn:Stop whining like an idiot. Go back to my initial post and I clearly said a majority of the posts here are full of carbs, fat and oils. If you eat fruits and vegetables, well done, keep doing that. I cannot force anyone to change their diet, but I'm sure as hell entitled to my opinions and if that bothers anyone, so be it. |
Akposy:I got you bro, from January ending I will start posting. The country is hard but your heart has no spare part, your liver has no duplicate; you get out what you put into your body. Meat is more expensive, but everybody wants to eat meat, but quickly overlook green leafy vegetables and whole grains. I'm not asking anyone to completely change their diet, but a small change like adding vegetables and fruits goes a long way. |
Baffling |
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