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udemzyudex:
The way some of you reason ehn. So when you visit your friend or someone,you make a mess there just because he or she have a maid huh?

You must be a very dirty person.

Mr neat! I know you are more conscious of neatness than everyone in the Barcelona squad. If dirts aren't expected in certain places, there wouldn't have been need to employ cleaners in the first place so what exactly are you talking about?
I'm not trying to say it's okay to get the whole place littered with dirt but it is as unprofessional to publish something like this as it is for the players leaving the whole place littered with dirt.
is it the quantity of dirt or the fact that there was dirt @all?
Whoever made this issue public must have other intentions or he/she apparently lacks the slightest sense of professional ethics.
If every other club goes about publishing the mess their guests left behind, do you think there will be a good relationship for the sport to hold at all?

How many minutes would it take to get that place properly clean the way it was?

There are certain problems one just need to go straight to solution rather than complaining.

10k?

5k is ok sef what are you doing with a whole 10k?

Pharaoh4rin:
Nawa 4 u oo

Nawa 4 me. What about the pesin wey bring mata?

So what are the nutritional content of sperm?
I'm just asking for a friend

Perhaps they should have clean the whole place with their tongues. Don't they have cleaners who are supposed to tidy the dressing room after use or is it a norm for guests to do the cleanup before they leave and Barca failed to do so?

Ardar:
That guy is an idiot, and if he is doesn't stop such behavior, he'll regret it.

He kinda reminds me of someone i know.

I don't really understand how people have sex sef. Fvck wey be say person go put mind fvck and the next one or two days ur hormones go still dey calm.

Where are those saying it's impossible for a guy with money to sleep with 150 different ladies in six months?

It's very possible fellas. Don't just count it based the days. I have a neighbor here who goes down with an average of 2-3 in one day. His only problem is money.
The kind of money he gets is usually contract money.

Voom! 2 to 3mill will enter, he will enter that mode
Voom! The money is finished and he starts looking for another contract.

krisjnr007:
I think there is a variation in having ones sexual desires meet during intercourse. Just as we have men's members in different size, so do women's puzzy come in different sizes.

What's makes sex sweet is the sensation that comes from friction at the epidemics layer of men's /women's erogenous zone.

Therefore, a plus size puzzy will require a plus size member unless there won't be enough friction to produce sensation that will make the sex enjoyable. Same goes for all the sizes.

However, if a lady has a small puzzy and the guy has a plus size dick, it will not work well. The guys dick will hurt her and she will not drive as much pleasure as she would have, if she is playing with a small sized guy.

Same goes for a small size puzzy

You took the word out of my mouth.

I'm just laffin at those saying big D means nothing.

wizzyrich:
If una manufacturer una own car con do una own logo, anything go kill una ?

Guy no make me laff abeg

Bloooody:
Same way sense departed from you, why would any normal human quote the OP with that long write-up?
Just because your father is daft doesn't mean you should be too.

You sound like a nincompoop and I can see that your stupidity is hereditary, Otherwise, why would the fact that I mentioned the OP become a source of pain to you?

Are you the op?
Are you the owner of NL
Did your irresponsible father bought data for me?

If your answer to the questions above is "NO," then just know that you are a waste of space and even your parents are probably aware of that (if at all they have sense).

Finally, don't ever think that everyone's father is daft and irresponsible simply because your father is like that.

Shameless kid in adult body calling someone an idiot.
Gtfoh and get a life.

It's cool and mature only that it's coming late.

Well said, but have u thought of what will happen to the money even if Nigeria decides to fund a good percentage of her budget through taxes?

Have you asked what the attitude of certain regions and religion in the country would be towards the issue of tax?

We know the masses constitutes a part of our problems but you would agree with me that if the leaders were truly ready to serve, the masses would have no choice but to follow the proper status-quo which the leaders must have laid down but with the level of rapaciousness engraved in the DNA of those at the helm of affairs, I doubt there would be any significant change even with proper taxation in the absence of a significant change in the mindset of our leaders.

Whodfvck is kingtblakhoc?

8 logical reasons why you should vote Yahaya Bello.

1...You eat directly from his kitchen
2...You share the same bloodline with him
3...You intend to be deliberately wicked
4...You don't have a salary earner or pensioner in your lineage
5...You lack the fear of God
6... Your conscience has been bought
7... You have been in coma for the past 3 to 4 years.
8... Your foolishness glows like diamond.

These are the 8 logical reasons why anyone would vote Yahaya Bello you can add yours if you think something is missing here

Abeg I go comment 2moro. Sleep dey worry me

Good write up.

Nigeria is really becoming something else because of this issue of internet fraud.

This is my space. No trespassing
God gat ur back. The job is yours already.

Bloooody:
Must idiots like you always quote the OP

It's like you sold your self esteem on credit and the person never pay abi?

Your foolishness is touchable so I don't expect anything less from foolish fools like you.

Just go find food eat Las las u go dey alright.

adekunle0000:
I was born and raised in the southern part of Nigeria; Lagos to be precised. I had my first degree in eastern Nigeria. The National Youth Service Corp program offered me my first ever opportunity to visit the North.
I served in Taraba State. A very beautiful state that I will love to visit again someday. Infact, my pleasant experience in Taraba was a principal factor in my decision to pursue my Master's degree in a Northern University. I finally settled for the Prestigious Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.
To help cushion the cost of a second degree, I undertook the job of a teacher in one of the many "secular" secondary schools (Name withheld) in Zaira. I was assigned to teach "Social Studies" to the Junior classes from Jss1-3. Then "English" and on not-too-frequent occasions "Government", to the Senior classes from Ss1-3.
I had my very first lesson with the Jss 3 on Monday; considering that I was taking over from a teacher who had started with them from Week One. The topic i treated was "Harmful Cultural Practices". We have "Female Genital Mutilation" as a subtopic; which was actually what I taught.
I took time to explain to the students what "Female Genital Mutilation" also known as "Female Circumcision" was all about. I explained the underlying reasons why the natives had to introduce it, what they had hoped to achieve and the resulting problems they created. In other to be better understood, I drew a mock diagram of a female anatomy on the blackboard. This was geared towards a proper understanding of the differences between Partial Circumcision (Scarification) and Complete Mutilation.
In the course of the lesson, the students exhibited some form of childish repulsions, which I attributed to the very nature of the subject-matter. On my part, I tried as much as possible to stick to the topic without cracking jokes or even laugh at jokes from them. Many even asked inquisitive and probing questions. I only answered those that I considered relevant to the issue of discuss. I left the class with some of the students still showing signs of repulsion.
My next lesson was with the Jss 1. The topic was "Marriage". I tested the class previous knowledge by asking them what they understand by the word "Marriage". A female student stood up to defined marriage as a "union between a man and a woman". I asked the entire class to clap for her, given her very bold attempt. But to their bewilderment, I told the class that she was wrong after they were done clapping. Some of them even protested; inquiring why I adjuged her to be wrong.
I told the class that her definition was wrong because it did not sufficiently capture the very essence of the concept as it applies to our contemporary times. I told them that marriage is rather "a legal union between two consenting adults", "....it could either be between two people of the same gender or two opposing genders".
At this point, I had their undivided attention. They were all hushed and concentrated. I told them about the LGBTQ community and their persistent struggle for acceptance. I made them understand that is a global community with a global agenda. To drive home my point, I made them understand that the last dispensation of Goodluck Jonathan, had infact blamed this global phenomenon to be principally responsible for his failure at the polls as result of his refusal to give consent. I equally put in the same energy to explain the more common types of marriage (Christian, Islamic, Traditional, and Court). I left my class feeling every earned sense of fulfillment; having done my job to the best of my ability.

THE NEXT DAY.

I was in my office, when I got a message that the Director wants to see me. It was not my first time of receiving such a call from the Director. Staff meetings were almost becoming as frequent as one going to make use of the Convenience. Well... I took it like "Nwa it's nothing" ( in Phyno's voice). I stood up from my chair, adjusted my belt and then, swaggered away towards the Director's Office.
Before the office of the Director is the office of his secretary. The population of parents I saw there was quite more than what we normally receive on a daily bases. But considering that for the past week, we have been emphatic on the need for school fees debtors to come effect their payment, I didn't give their presence much thought. I was infact glad that at least, Madam will no longer hold us responsible for the poor response of parents to this obligation.
My indifference soon started giving way to some form of anxiety; more like fear, when I began to notice the "sea of eyes" looking my way with every step I took towards the Director's Office. As I got closer to the door, I discovered that the population in the Director's Office was even more that the spillover outside. I could feel the suppressed tension in the air. The faces were not bright or even welcoming to say the least. They did not appear to me like those who came to pay school fees.
I was able to excuse my way into the Secretary's Office. The Director motioned for me to come into his office at once, as soon as he saw me making my way in. He wasn't sitting on his chair. Standing with him as I was latter told is the School PTA chairman. A very respectable man judging by his outward disposition. He was an elderly man; infact the oldest among the lot.
As soon as the Director motioned me in, the crowd standing between me and the Director's Office just parted in two like the Red Sea to make way for me. I felt my heart sink into my stomach. My legs instantly felt heavy. But I had myself under strict comportment. My face were without emotions. Afterall, I was guilty of nothing (or so I thought).
As I walked into the office, the elder man (PTA chairman) was looking almost piercingly at me. As if sizing me up. My presence caught him in the middle of his address to the gathering.
My Director asked me to take a seat; which I did. I infact, sat at the edge of my seat, still wondering why I was the only teacher that was called to such a gathering of not-so-happy-looking parents. My Director (also an elderly Muslim man) sensing my apprehension, asked me to relax with what I considered to be a mischievous grim on his face. Well...I knew better than to do as instructed. I was on guard.
The first question I was asked was "How long have you been in the North?".
"About 15 months Sir" I replied as loud enough as my dried throat will permit me. "The first 12 months was at Jalingo and just 3 months in Zaria." i quickly added emphatically.
"Where were you born?"
"Lagos but I did my first degree in the East. My family is still based in Lagos"
"Are you Igbo?"
"Yes Sir"
There was a little thoughtful pause after that answer. Then he continued..
"What brought you to Zaira?"
"I'm a student of ABU and I'm here for my Master's degree program Sir"
"That's good" he said thoughtfully as he continued to gaze at me as if studying my disposition.
The others just continue to look as us without saying a word. A few of them (matured men) were occupying the few seats in the office. The rest (mostly the hijab wearing women and young fathers) were standing.
"Our Children came home to complain that you are teaching them bad things. That you are saying negative things that they don't like in class. What is it that you are teaching them?"
At this moment, I almost felt like bursting out in laughter. I had to pinch myself to remain composed.
Well...to cut the story short, I took time to explain to the parents what it was that I taught. The Director even sent for my textbooks without allowing me to go get them myself. I don't know if they were nursing the impression that I might escape. Funny them! Escape for what? Mtcheeeu!
When my textbooks came, it was confirmed that I had actually taught in accordance to the dictates of the textbook for the case of the Jss3. As for the Jss1, the topic was actually confirmed to be on marriage too, but the textbook (which was an old textbook of course) was silent on the issue of same sex marriage.
I was given a very strict warning to stick only to the content of the textbook. In the course of all of the admonishment, the PTA Chairman was smiling, but I knew better than to take the smiles for their face value. This people were dead serious!
I have since swore to myself, that I shall never try to "do pass myself". if I teach and you understand....fine! if you don't.... that's your cup of tea! I can't come and kill myself.
This was my experience! I felt compelled to write it down in order to help save someone somewhere from falling into my kind of situation. That is wasn't attacked by the parents is infact a miracle that I thank God and the respectable PTA chairman for. My intentions were pure. But here in the North, intentions can easily be misinterpreted especially when coming from a non-muslim and worst still, from a Nyamiri.
I personally think there is still a need for mass sensitisation of the Northerner on the usefulness of Western Education. The illiteracy rate is high. Those that even manage to go to school are just doing it with the impression that it is merely to fulfill all righteousness. Little wonder why we keep discovering "torture houses" on a daily bases. If the University community of Zaria could be this timid, how much more the Northern interiors.
Thank you.

It's good to know your intention to go extra miles in imparting knowledge didn't take your head from your neck. Nevertheless, be cautious of the north because like someone already said, most of them are still on the brinks of leaving the 20th century let alone the 21st.


Meanwhile, I hail o
You said you're an igbo (nyamiri) with adekunle as your moniker na people like you no dey know whether to choose between egusi or ogbolo for restaurants. Una go come dey shout mixing.

Since this "I will kill myself" has become the new trend now, oya OP, if you don't kill yourself, I will kill myself o


Meanwhile, just believe better days ahead bro sometimes life offer just what you don't expect so try to always be positive.

Proudlyngwa:
Where did you get this idea that we have abundance of natural resources from

Well, this is just a case of individual opinion.

Aliko Dangote, Tinubu, Innoson, Ote$ etc may not consider having 500 million naira in their account to be enough money but trust me, there are others who will consider themselves to have arrived if they could get 50 million naira in their account so I don't know the level of resources you consider enough on your own side but I know that with what Nigeria has as it is, there are other nations (set of human beings) who would have done better with what 9ja has on ground.

I pity those who don't understand that labor is just playing politics along with this government.

I don't see any significant difference all this noise abt minimum wage will make in the long run.

There will be an increase in fuel price,
Price of rice has already gone up, electricity, and everything we buy have seen increase in price.

Paradoxically, I would say Nigeria is rich and poor at the same time.

Rich in the sense that we have enough deposits of both natural and human resources to make Nigeria stand out in the pecking order of nations to be classified as rich, but poor in the sense that we, as a people, have failed to maximize our potentials like other great nations did and are doing.

I agree with op on the fact that Nigerians are known to showcase wealth even beyond what they are truly worth but that shouldn't prompt a denial of the fact that Nigeria is fully blessed and endowed with resources in which any rational minded set of people (not Nigerians) could have made Nigeria enviable before all other nations in the world.
In summary, Nigeria as a nation is not challenged, rather, it is Nigerians that are Nigeria's challenge and I would classify Nigeria as poor on that note. This is my creed.

opportunes:
chai! hungry dey this man body, he do not resemble person who is very close to Atiku.

I hope this guy didn't kidnap your eyes?

sweetonugbu:
if they were standing,the picture will look like this

But OBJ own don go down well well na

tspouse:
Most of these lazy youth don't read atall,they just jump to comment as if commenting is their daily bread,

O ma se o

With their comments, I was beginning to think I was the one who didn't read well so I had to read again.

Nigerians can mislead pesin shaa.

They just comment as if dem fence their eyes.

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I don't know why these men haven spent over 40 years plus on earth Will still be foolish. What are they relocating for?
What is their voting power in this election?
Perhaps they are doing all these because they are aware Yahaya Bello lacks electoral value in the state.

L. L. A. L

Lying
Liars
Always
Lying

sinceraconcept:
You must be a bearded dwarf like him too. Celebrity worshipper oshi. Just say he's more handsome than all your ugly family members

Hmmm