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Kennyswagz1:
no

OK.

Don't take it seriously, it's all for fun

Kennyswagz1:
which nonsense research

Ask Fiesta condoms dat kwesion not me.
BTW, are you a Lagosian?

Let him continue this rapacious attitude until after Nov 16th then we will know who the master of savagery truly is.

If this short-lived luxury is what he calls his destiny, then so be it.

Las las he will be remembered as being a deputy governor for 4 months.

See big head like wetin children dey drag...

Kennyswagz1:
so you believe that list .. besides I have seen some Hausa guys dick and they are average..

It's not a list. That's an alleged result of a RESEARCH that was conducted and the result is based on an average of the tested specimens or samples.

As if op won't fvck a dikkkk tonight...

notttty:
Him get belle na. I dey talk we wey they on the slim side.

Guy, some big belly men are still big down there o.
I hav overheard 3 married women in their discussion about how good their pot bellied husbands are in bed. They never knew I and my friend Lucky were sitting behind the wall while they talked dirty about their sex life.

Kennyswagz1:
for lagos to be the lowest, show say that op don mad.. lagosians wey like fvck die...

Like fvck die has nothing to do with big or small preeek.

I don't care whether they burn brooms or umbrellas. All I know is that they should do whatever it takes to remove Yahaya Bello because he's a disaster to the state.

Kogi has never had it as bad as this.

Even if Yahaya Bello is given both PDP and APC tickets, we still ensure he fails.

sotherefore:
Some pussy is infected with dangerous bacteria because of poor hygiene..if man no die of accident Na on top of women or pussy kill am.....

This is not about some puxxy, some bacteria could be normal flora to certain parts of the human body and yet, be harmful to other parts of the human body.

Don't know why people are just obsessed about this issue of mouth action despite the numerous health risks it poses.

I won't ask any girl to give me a BJ and I don't see masef giving any girl head.
If sex becomes limited to this then I will embark on celibacy thenceforth

989900:


The anonymity makes it partly what it is -- IMO.

Even in your lowest ebb, you'll come across a comment that will make laugh your head off . . . at times it's like watching Tom and Jerry alone -- people around you would think you're crazy.

Nairalanders is not for the faint hearted though.

This is where the most notorious 'keyboard warriors' on earth live. #onlinemurderers.

You're absolutely correct.
That's y I said the only difference between nairaland and a comedy show room is that you can still die of laughter without hearing voices.

If tribal and religious bigotry can be tamed effectively then NL is just the place everyone should be.

solex2346:
u lied! am from Osun state and am endowed with big type and not the type u posted here. if i sample ur wife,she will not return home again

Picture or idonbilivit.

Osun
Davido
Chioma

Disclaimer : you are solely responsible for any meaning you read to the above comment.

RTSC:
The bigger the dicck size, the shittier the state?

You must be a Lagosian
No need to hate bro, just work on it.
Miracles are real

Someone should pls mention me when he is dead.

Witches:
We are back from our meeting!

Expect lot of accident on Oore express way

Lol
This ur weird moniker sha

RIP to the dead.
This shouldn't be so at all.

lefulefu:
may they get jammed by dangote trailer as they are coming back from their coven meeting

AMEN!

lefulefu:
wich engine?

Just wait till the witches come back from their coven

lefulefu:
op na wich type of girls una dey date sef .see as she dey write like an agbo seller

U want kick start the engine abi?

Chukwurah003:
That’s why your grammar is so flawed. Yeye dey smell. Hahaha!

Face the truth and leave his grammar.
This same government refused to release bail out fund to governor Idris Wada of PDP under the guise that the money would be squandered on election, so why release such money to Yahaya Bello at this time?

Try to be rational for once, you won't die, I promise.

fineboynl:
chia. as an experts in warfare analyse. looking at the way this boy scouts solders were killed by some ragtag boko haram it's all shows the Nigeria military have zero Intel and neither prepared or will ever be prepared.

they were captured in their numbers unprepared.. during the course of panic some of the boy scouts solders flee in their numbers to different direction and from the position were their body's Lie's, it was clear that the fleeing solders were gun down. and some of the boy scouts solders even went as far as pulling off their uniform in disguise not to be seen as part of the boy scouts solders enemies to boko haram.

their death shows surrendered from a weakness point of view as their weapons all charted away by boko haram.

the sad part is that they came with bicycle

Oga expert in warfare analyse, I hail u o.

Let's live this sh!t please.

Anyone could call himself a pastor but it's still understandable that It's not just to answer the name that matters, but your character determines whether you are a pastor or not.
I don't know why we're making this a trend simply because they say "pastor" cos as far as I know, there are so many men out there, young and old who lick puxxy and I hardly see any big deal with that.

Valkrie:
the Ebiras are the least in voting strength among the three major ethnic groups in Kogi and they want to play ethnic card...how can they pull through?

the igalas have about 49 percent voting strenght leaving the remaining 51 percente to the two other major ethnic groups along with other minorities in the state...even the okuns are way more than the Ebira people in voting power and the two are like oil and water...they never mix cos of some perceived attitude of the Ebira people..

those people are just not too interlligent...when all odds are against them they are still playing ethnic card...they are looking forward to trying to rig heavily but it would be difficult as the case maybe...infact if Bello win the Nigeria democracy is finished..from what is on ground...

Well said. I don't just know why people who lack basic knowledge about Kogi politics just jump into conclusions probably in the name of "I have to say something" otherwise, how can any reasonable person think it's impossible to remove Bello? I made reference to Kogites removing an incumbent in the 2015 election but they still don't understand. No one is even talking much about Bello himself because even a deaf and dumb man obviously knows that Yahaya Bello lacks the electoral value to win Kogi governorship seat in any leveled playground. In as much as we are aware that INEC and APC are ready to work hand in hand to hand over Kogi to Yahaya for a second run, the masses are very much prepared to rescue Kogi from this tyrants called Yahaya Bello.
Kogites are always known to choose survival before anything else so they are well informed that this election is not just about PDP and APC, but about survival. If only Ebira votes can make him the governor of Kogi state, then lets wait and see how it goes.

omenka:
This one surely has serious DEFFICIENCY in English.

What are you shouting about? Where did I say it was pdp?

I said pdp has LOST THE ELECTION (that is what *lost this one means*), didn't attribute the speech to pdp.

Tempted to call you that name once reserved for Jonathan given how apparently difficult it was for you to understand a simple sentence but I wouldnt.

Now, given that it gas been broken down to your level, hope you comprehend. Just look at yourself now.

And you who could read and comprehend doesn't understand how irrational your conclusion is on the subject.
From a layman's perspective, Kogi central is not the most populated so if in any case people decide to vote along ethnic lines, do you think Bello stands a chance of winning in the election?
Bello only has Edward Onoja from Kogi east as his running mate while Engr. Musa Wada has Samuel Bamidele as his running mate from Kogi west so common sense should have told you that the ebiras just shot themselves in the leg if voting in the election is based on ethnic sentiments, except you want to believe that the igalas would rather vote for Bello because Edward Onoja, an igala man would be his deputy rather than voting for Engr. Musa Wada to be the governor.

So tomorrow she will come and say she's pregnant for him abi? Hell no! It won't work.

NwaAmaikpe:



This won't be the first and it won't be the last.
Mouth odour will keep making people lose their God-given priceless opportunities.

Halitosis is a bad thing....befriend your toothbrush.

You talked about Halitosis and you are talking about tooth brush. The last time I checked, tooth brush has very much less to do in curing Halitosis.

NGpatriot:
This is the EFCC act that the twitter illiterate mangled and misinterpreted, the same act you people keep referencing ignorantly. Lifestyle and properties that can't be justified by income.

So, Tinubu, a rich and successful business man, former governor of Lagos state is living beyond his means? Do you people not think or reason before commenting? What's the act got to do with a man like Tinubu?

Tinubu is a man with means so what's so special about his lifestyle or renting a BV?

Even you can rent BV for whatever reason, it's your right and privilege if you have the money.

His house is part of his pension entitlement from the state so what property are you talking about regarding the act?

I bet you did not read the act, you just swallowed the rubbish the twitter illiterate gave you to swallow like mumu.


The only person in violation of the act is Ekweremadu a public official with dozens of mansions all over the world, a lifestyle that he can not justify and he's right there under your nose, but Tinubu, a private citizen in far far away state is who you are killing yourself over? Where is the sense in that?

Hatred, tribalism and bigotry is your problem.

It seems like your brain has been secluded from maximizing its critical thinking potentials. It is true that our brothers and sisters from the east do engage in propaganda about certain political issues in the country but if you continue to think in the dimension that whoever comes out with a rational opinion about any issue automatically must be from the east then you are the one giving credence to the south eastern cause while portraying your self and the region you come from as people who would always align with any form of anomaly so long as it's in favor of their immediate interest.
Let it be known to you that I'm neither from the east nor south, so your belief that my opinion is driven by hate or tribal sentiments is just an illusionary work of your brain playing with your intelligence.
Tinubu, Ekweremadu, Ikpeazu etc owe me nothing and my next meal certainly doesn't depend on them in any way so I'm just a Nigerian discussing politics from a neutral perspective. Perhaps the so called Segun (SEGAlink) who mentioned Tinubu is also from South East.
I told you before and I'm telling you again, don't let your loyalty become a betrayal to your conscience.

BluntBoy:
Bro, your understanding about life is very limited. So, you are the one to determine what EFCC must perceive as suspicious?

And I never said petition is the only way EFCC gets the need to swing into action. I only mentioned it as one of the ways.

Now, there is no evidence that the Tinubu bullion van incident was the first of its kind. Perhaps, it is a monthly or every 3-4 month affairs. It fell on the eve of election does not mean it is something to be suspicious about. Except you want to tell me that it is only on an election eve or election day that votes are bought or sold. So, it would mean that you wouldn't ordinarily have a problem with it supposing the incident happened mid last year? This obviously points to the possibility that bullion vans have probably always come to Tinubu's house but no significance was attached to the visit.

If suspicions are raised every time someone uses a bullion van, then it wouldn't matter if it were on election eve. It would mean schools and automobile giants such as Mercedes who use bullion vans would be ever under suspicion.

You're only trying to divert the subject of discourse from the legal implications of the act which was cited by the EFCC handle which triggered this whole argument. This is not just about Tinubu, it is about the double standards EFCC are operating by. What is good for the goose is also good for the gander. I will also admonish you not to be ignorant of the fact that this is a democratic dispensation in which the voice of the people should at least stir up some reactions by any sitting government but sadly, this administration and most of their elites are too dumb to understand how things ought to be done. What happen to EFCC going to investigate Tinubu even if it's under the guise that they were trying to clear the air on the suspicion raised by the masses as regards the BV issue but NO! they choose to maintain their selective mode of operation.

Can't say more than this, if you don't see anything wrong with what we are talking about here, then let your conscience be the judge. Sycophancy thrills but it kills faster than a sword.

NGpatriot:
lol...So, because election is coming, it is a crime to rent BV and Tinubu forfeited his rights to live his life, to spend his money or to hire BV to transport his valuables?.


You people are really really funny and laughable..

Bros single shame no gum you @all o.
Comment wey you make since morning wey everybody dey mention you upandan say you no try, you still get mind and strength to reply mentions

Next time be careful with what you say, this could be a faceless forum but there are some things you subject yourself to here and it will affect your self esteem as a person. Don't allow your loyalty to anyone betray your conscience.

Live, and let's live...

BluntBoy:
Bro, your ignorance is staggering.

Segalink na my person, but he disappointed me on this one.

Bola Tinubu is a big businessman with a conglomerate of businesses. On what suspicion would you think that he is living beyond his means if he hires a bullion van to transport money or jewelry to his home?

It would be a different thing if it were Hush Pupi whose source of income many don't know but who lives large. That is why it would appear like Yahoo Boys are the ones mostly falling on the radar of EFCC. And yes, nabbing Yahoo boys is one of the jobs of EFCC as financial crimes include advanced free fraud.

Without a strong petition against Tinubu, it would be hard for EFCC to swing into action against him. You can't just petition the organization and accuse Tinubu of financial crimes and you expect the organization to start investigation on that score. Your petition must carry weight.

You're the real ignoramus here. Infact your ignorance is resistant to learning from facts.
Why are you talking as if you're blind and can't read and interpret the EFCC act which was cited?

The power given to the EFCC as cited in the act was specifically subject to their SUSPICION and not necessarily when a petition is tendered against an individual.

In a simpler term, even if there was no petition against an individual, that specific act still empowers the EFCC to badge on you if they are SUSPICIOUS about your action.

Now look at it from this way, a bullion van was seen entering into Tinubus house on an election eve and at a critical time when there was a serious campaign against the issue of vote buying during elections and you don't see anything suspicious about that abi?

Stop talking about the issue of living above one's means because being rich doesn't deter people from engaging in corrupt practices.

You think you know, but I would say you know nothing about interpreting a legal statement if this is how you reason.
I'm not surprised though because I understand you're having a boner simply because Tinubu was mentioned.

Aisha dey fvck up I swear. If na me ehn, na to just fund one wicked guy make e disguise come like serious husband and marry this bitch away to him let him give her better beating then divorce her immediately.