₦airaland Forum

See person wey Dangote shoe tall pass am.


Something is telling me that all dwarfs will go to hell cos they are not worth Heaven.
I even hear say lalasticlala na dwarf but I haven't confirmed it yet so I don't believe it.


















































































Abeg na joke o....

I know say na small thing lala take d ban pesin

pTomz:
it seems there's a force that pushes nigerians to not mind their businesses in many occasions

And since wey the force the push dem, dem never reach where tree or wall dey make dem hollam?
I really tire for 9ja matter.
Never knew minding ones biz could become as difficult as it is especially in this social media era.

If this man kills himself ehn, we know those to be held responsible.

He didn't try at all but let's not forget that both men and women are monsters alike.
I Just don't know why women always want to make a mountain out of a molehill especially when it's about sex. Some women deliberately offer themselves to men but when things go wrong, they suddenly make a U-turn and start playing the victims card.

If this man deliberately fails students to find way into their panties then I would say he's as guilty as charged but if it's female students who refused to pass that offer trade by batter then they should both be condemned for the immoral act without sparing any party in the crime.

Las las we work to be happy and to help us get what we want and the last time I checked, fvcking is part of happiness.

Me I don mark him face sha, if I catch him daughter or any fine gal with that surname I go make sure say him go taste him own medicine.

How come you come fine like this?
Abi u use make up?

God will judge whoever decided to sensor that pix after viewing it.

What is good for the goose is also good for the gander na

Wiifesnatcher:
walahi that's what's delaying me and my bae with all the ineffective bride price those village clowns are collecting


bride price to them will make their man value them which is the other way round, bride price of a thing is the reason many guys see their wives as a mere sex satisfaction, after all they have bought her which shouldn't be so


Bride price of a thing should come like a gift to the bride family not hearken to what some village clowns are listing on the paper

Village clowns got me

And na people wey marry through "na him gimme belle" dey complicate bride price matter pass o

I gave up on the NA when a returnee from the fight against BH told me that apart from the fact that they were under-equipped, ordinary drinking water for the real soldiers doing the fighting was a problem.

He even told me how one of their oga at the top came to request for bathing water from the tank of water which was meant for them (field soldiers) to drink from when they were still struggling and clustering around the tanker to get a drink out of it.

Funny enough, these ogas are served their own drinking waters in bottles along with soft drinks even though they ain't the ones doing the real fighting.

That's a clear depiction of the relationship between the Nigerian political class and the masses.

Someone hasn't gotten enough water to drink but the one who has enough to drink wants to take his bath from the little the other person wants to drink.

RIP to the dead of course.
I hope your soul transits to a better world were more value is attached to life and living.

Anything goes since Nigerians chose to be Penny wise but pound foolish

Now...
30 Naira X 240mil

Can some1 do the maths?

swizzdre:
that guy give me my only carry over for 400level second semester because he like my babe. Na 20k I use bail myself after everybody go beg am

You don minit.

1das shall never end

Spartacus101:
Bad belle
wetin consign you??

Lol

All this rich people sef ehnn...
How on earth does femi ote$ deserves a gift? How?
Let's be fair for once na

MyMouth:
I have said it over and over again here and any other platform, yahaya Bello is going nowhere! The idiot had over 3 and a half years to perform but failed woefully. People like ngeneukwenu know absolutely nothing about kogi politics, they only rant on social media to collect their stipends. This is not a fight between Apc and Pdp (otherwise we would have been on the side of our party, the Apc), this is a fight between yahaya Bello and the people and we stand with the people. We already know we won't get justice at the courts if we allow them rig , so we are ready for them cash for cash, thugs for thugs, violence for violence, anyhow they want am, we give them. They can only rig in okene and other igbira speaking part of kogi but not the west and definitely not kogi east.

If only Kogi PDP understands the bolded.

For APC to confidently give their ticket to Bello, it clearly shows that they are clueless and obviously have a knack for abetting bad governance

IdisuleOurOwn:
Someone threaten us here...

Thank God he said anything crushable if there's any word like that.

Just allow him to continue fooling himself until the d-day

adewest1999:
GOALLLLLLLL!!!!
































A long range shot from Ronaldo all the way from Turin

Haba bro, this is first class wickedness na

Bigiyo:
very bad...
esp rashy

How dare you abuse the word bad?

I will wait and watch how Liverpool will breastfeed this man-u in their next match

Waste of gift

cenaman:
i am enjoying the drammer why the stop?

Lol

If you wan to laff just visit this thread in romance section

I saw terrible things

He must have helped this very friend who is mourning him in one way or another.

My question is, did he reject the help by telling him not to help him because he was helping too many people?

And I love to see how some people are trying to pretend they don't like it when someone helps them or trying to say helping others is now wrong.

NB: We should all remember that the word EVERYONE is relative because he couldn't have possibly been trying to help everyone because everyone means even those of us right here or if we go by the concept of everyone means no one.

The world is just so confuse that we have to live and die for what we believe.
Some one stole and was killed, people called him a fool....

Someone died because he was trying to help others and people still called him a fool....


This should tel us how confused the world is.
In summary, let's allow the deceased to rest in peace because I don't think he died because he wanted to please everyone.

I will tell you to simply trace your steps back home and collect all my rice, zobo, and drinks that you made me waste on top your head.


Even if I'm not ready to fvck, the dick must enter the Congo that night in order to exercise my conjugal right.

While Dino is probably in church or back from church and waiting for a sumptuous meal to be served on his table, you guys are here taking panadol for his headache.

You guys should stop pls. It's not worth it.

TUANKU:
George Bush, Obama just to mention posed with two fingers which is a universal peace sign.
At your age you don't know this.

TUANKU:
You're a ignorant and paranoid idiot.

Palehair:
No oooo, you must pick a side, which are you? Lol

I have somehow decided to be indifferent about this LGBT issue so I don't really care whether the pendulum swings in favor of the gay community or the anti-gay community.

So, permit me to read comments and go.

This seems like a war between gay and anti-gay community.

Make I just hang one side d read comments abeg

I dialed the code and they wrote "if I slap you now ehnn," how you want take get free 30g for this Buhari regime?

I have nothing to say

trappatoni:
if den fit steal the cup sha but honestly England ain't winning shit anytime soon ���

Lol

Waiting for England to win world cup is tantamount to waiting for Nigerian politicians to worry about the poor masses.

I know Bayelsans knows how to handle this falsehood of an institution called INEC but how about Kogi?

Kogi election is going to be INEC, APC and Buhari vs Kogites.
The situation is more like the masses holding the edge of the knife while INEC, APC and Buhari are holding the butt.

I don't want to mention Bello because without the support of INEC, APC Govt and Buhari, he won't even dare to run for a second term.

16yearsold:
Why on earth Will a monkey be admiring a banana in the city when they have thousands in the forest

E tire me o.

Just the same way Nigerians prefer foreign made products, NFF has failed to look around for home bred talents

So op doesn't know what a scorpion looks like abi?
God is truly 1daful

Pls me I want to know what a goat looks like pls

Until they help England win the world cup then we will take them seriously.

What has WAEC or SSCE result got to do with contesting for election in Nigeria

Everyone including my goat is eminently qualified to aspire for any political post with or without SSCE because that's the new standard so let's stop talking about things that ain't necessary to talk about.