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akinyemi0103:
u sure say he go survive m, 9ja ladies are the most confuse being God ever created. they dn't even understand demselves

Let's even assume he is right and he embarks on the fasting, on the 676th day, 9ja ladies will change the trend and start tripping for pot bellied men.
That's to tell you how confused women are.

lefulefu:
is ned nwoko muscular ?
is tinubu muscular?
is cheif razak okoya muscular ?
see guy if u doin pushups and weightlifting just to get a girls attention then dont bother cos with ur potbelly and a little money u can get any lady u want .
u are keeping fit to look good and to be healthy not to get laid .

Or get serviced like we used to say in the agro world

Buhari has only spent 2 months, 5 days, 19 hours, 19 minutes and 33 seconds in office
If you must survive till may 29th 2023 when Buhari will be leaving office, better start saving money to order a powerful Indian charm that can transform you into a cow or save enough money and leave this country before it is finally rugalized

Each of you obviously need a new head on your neck because even your neck is aware it's just carrying an empty head.
Are your comprehension capacity too low to decode the message in my comment?
FYI, I wasn't speaking against Sowore, I only meant the possibility of him being arrested should be one of the surest thing he should expect for protesting or trying to pioneer a revolution against the hugger-mugger and discombobulating state Nigeria has found herself in.

Perhaps you guys were expecting him to be given a prince treatment and commended by the type of leaders we have in Nigeria who are only interested in widening the gap between the rich and the poor.
Perhaps you don't even know the concept of a revolution.

Only a fool would rule out the possibility of being arrested for pioneering a revolution against any government.
Having said this, I believe the whole world now knows who the f44l is between me and the both of you.
I repeat, if he was truly arrested, good! Because it would indicate that his effort was truly notice by our common enemy, the rich government officials who want death to be the only reason they leave the corridors of power.

And if he wasn't arrested, then it's also good for him to enjoy his freedom while it lasts.

Whiteways:
Sir where did you hide your own sacrifice. Someday, oneday the commotion will meet you in your luxury home. Look what u wrote as if you are from Ghana.

NiRfreak:
You are useless big fool

@NiRfreak, Your own mumu sef na high quality mumu because sense don d dodge you since. Learn how to read and comprehend before you mention people to spew trash.

If this is true, then I would say sowore himself would be a fool if he wasn't expecting this.
I believe it's a good development and I hope his sacrifice won't be in vain.

On the other hand, are all those advising Buhari dead? Have all workers of iniquities no knowledge?

So,
If this is true, good!
If this isn't true, good!

bello787:
During the 2015 general elections in Kogi state, the APC Governorship candidate Prince Abubakar Audu was coasting to victory until his untimely death before his victory could be announced. James Abiodun Faleke who was the APC Deputy Governorship candidate to Prince Abubakar Audu felt he would get the mandate. Due to the fact that he is a loyalist to Asiwaju Tinubu and he is also seen as a lagos politician, a plot was hatched by Saraki, Dino Maleye and some Kogi stake holders who were afraid of the state being in the grasp of the bourdillon politician. Saraki wanted to be senate president, while Asiwaju favoured someone else, so the battle line had be drawn. During the Apc primaries Yahaya Bello came in second to Prince Abubakar Audu and as soon as he lost, he went to work for the Pdp candidate Idris Ichala Wada who was the Kogi state governor at the time. Aisha Buhari, Yahaya Bello and Dino Maleye are all graduates of Ahmadu Bello University. Aisha Buhari & Yahaya Bello are very good friends,Some people even said that if not for the fact that she was married at the time, they would say they were dating. Aisha Buhari was used by Dino Maleye to sell Yahaya Bello to president Buhari and the Apc chairman Chief Oyegun. During the early days of Yahaya Bello's administration, Dino Maleye produced the SSG of the state and some other top slots.It was the rift between the senate president and the presidency that turned Yahaya Bello and Dino Maleye to enemies.Yahaya Bello runs Kogi state like an inheritance,without any check and balance's,even his deputy is treated like a councillor and his closeness to Aisha Buhari makes him irremovable whatever he does.As for Dino Maleye,he is seeking revenge because he felt betrayed after helping Bello become governor.So all the stake holders that want to defeat Yahaya Bello in Apc and other parties have to find a way to first defeat the first lady Aisha Buhari.

Fucc Bello
Fucc Dino
Fucc Tinubu
Fucc Faleke
Fucc Aisha and finally,
Fucc APC
This is a well elucidated narrative of how Kogi got into the hands of this tyrant called Yahaya Bello.
I don't hate Dino Melaye but this is mostly part of the reason I don't take him seriously. He's a hypocrite pretending to advocate for the masses but lurked behind his activism is an egocentric demon awaiting to convert the people's common wealth into luxury cars and houses.
After fighting for Bello to become the Governor, to the extent he even made a public statement that whoever was fighting Yahaya Bello then was fighting God, he's now here trying to tell us how bad Bello is.
We ain't buying this!
Fucc dem all....

I pray Kogi never fall into the hands of wicked souls like Bello, Dino, Faleke etc again

kalufelix:
I have always wondered that the message of "one man one wife" from from the AD's must have been masterminded by a very jealous woman in the corridors of power at the time because Jesus Christ can't be that clueless.

If a woman cheats on her man and get caught the man takes it out on her and may not forgive her ...if a man cheats on his woman and get caught the woman takes it oout

Can you imagine.

Even God knows why he made sex to be the way it is. It's not like the organ would disappear when your man or woman engage in sex with a different partner so why the hike
Humans are just being selfish.
Although I'm not encouraging that one should not be faithful to their partner but when such is the case, I have learnt that it's better to decide to walk away or stay without over hiking issues.

akinyemi0103:
to be sincere, relationship dis days na wahala,na to jst find a chick to satisfy ur sexual urge with no string attach or love wahala bt wit d mindset of our ladies ova here z almost impossible

As in ehnnn...
I'm done trying to personalize any babe to myself because it just doesn't work and if you try to force it to work, you will end up as the underdog in the relationship. Some gals even see it as if guys are the ones who should be begging to be loved.

I can engage in mutually exclusive relationship but the days to be trying to carry any lady's problem like say na me born am don pass.

akinyemi0103:
be happy she didn't get her sack,tho she could av let d issue die dwn bt to be sincere z nt easy cos m currently in a dilema similar to u where my former best frd z tryin to hit on my gf simply because m issue wit her,d worst z dat d guy m nt even surprise bt dude z shootin his shot at my own expense,bt wat can a local man do dan to jst be looking at dem,cn't kil mysef of a pussy,

I like your kind of mindset cos you can't force someone to be faithful to you but most people fail to understand that.
Even faithfulness itself is subjective because of the way some ladies react when they notice their man being playful with another lady. Just being playful o,,, even when nothing has happened.

I told myself long ago that of all the things to die for, that when I finally close my eyes in death, it won't be because of pussay because it's way too cheap to die for.

meobizy:
It first came as confusion when I learned females just like males could travel to get dick. After performing the feat four times I later saw nothing special about it. Women get sexually excited just like men. If she's forming for the men in her immediate environment it won't stop her searching for action in a faraway location.

You're very much on point bro.
Apart from reproduction purpose, there isn't much to sex than just an act to pleasure ones self and satisfying the hormonal trigger to engage in it.

There's no need to hate cos the truth is that if your partner is faithful to you, it doesn't mean he is not interested in the other pussay or dicksons out there and if your partner isn't faithful, it's not because he or she does not regard you.

akinyemi0103:
Gbas Gbos Gbas, Local Man Has Faint. wat a smackdown,tak m easy wit him

That's the truth bro, whether HIV or VIP, I have no biz with any of that.

BTW, contacting the HIV virus is not determined by how many gals you knack.
You could contact it from your first phock and you could phock every available pussay in your community and still not be infected depending on how and who you do it with.

akinyemi0103:
lolz @op,wat do u xpect ur gf to do after findin out sm oder lady z sharing ur poran wit her ,to giv a her national honour or wat,trust me dat z a nrmal tin 4 her to do,dat even got me to ask u wat wil apen if reverse z d case nd u find out too.

Tbh, I wasn't expecting her to celebrate it, but transferring the poor lady to Benue state simply because she's in Admin department is just not fair na.
I made sure everything went codedly, but she was just not satisfied with the regular interaction between me and the lady each time we're together.

BlackfireX:
Go for HIV test


Go to your village to check if your destiny is still intact ( that is if you have any)

As for HIV test, I think it's almost needless because the last time I checked, there are procedures to engage in safe sex except you are completely ignorant in that regard.

What do you mean by destiny because there's nothing as such. Destiny is a word used by people who are still indecisive about life, so my brother hustle well well o, make you no go dey wait for destiny to play out and make you become the president of Nigeria.
My village people are aware that I made my decision and chose my path long ago so they have no concern to decide anything about my life

tee59:
What do you intend to gain by posting this rubbish? A clueless guy.

I don't know you personally but this comment you made has given you away and it leaves me to the conclusion that I might just be more cognizant and informed than your generation.

Next time when you see a topic and you have nothing reasonable to say, just use the back button on your phone instead of forming intelligent which you are not.

DOMINO001:
It becomes rubbish because the stupidity of the ladies are being exposed. But when it is the other way round it becomes epic. It's not your fault, after all, women are "irrational" beings.

akinyemi0103:
seriously,d op z jst seeking 4 a opinion here,so if u feel u ar offended by d post,jst pass by instead of spreadin bitterness all ova,smtym i jst tink dis z 1 of d reason female n'landers ar tagged saddist

You guys should Ignore that timid madafucker hiding behind a female moniker.
The thing is, women take this issue of sex too serious even when they know the relationship they're into is nothing but a temporary license for both parties to calm konji.

It leaves me to the question of whether sex or food, which is better because most ladies would be kind enough to share their food with others but would charge hell upon any lady phocking the same dick they phock

I just can't get over the fact that I am obfuscated about the degree of hatred women have for one another once they discover any lady phocking the same dick with them.

I feel so much guilt throughout this week simply because my dick almost cost some body her job. Now she's suffering a malice transfer to Benue state courtesy of her Co - worker in the administrative department who happened to be my gf.
In as much as I feel the guilt, I have been trying to move on because she initiated the whole thing but I still can't forget about it.

I never knew my humble dick wields the power to toe someone from Abj to Benue. No, I never saw it coming. I just hope everything goes well with her over there and that she finds a better fortune from this unnecessary persecution.

It's not as if she took away my gbola after the whole thing. what I don't understand is why my gf wants to let hell down on top of dick wey still dey intact.

I charge all the ladies to quit this unhealthy hate towards their fellow ladies just for having a taste of their meal which they obviously know could be temporary.

The rate of inflation of some Nigerian products is just ridiculous, and like you outrightly said, the quality or quantity of the product usually decreases also.
Consumers are always at the receiving end

dumahi:
Gbam gbamer gbamest... Although, they're not only 'past' but also present criminals. So, APPC Association of past and present criminals.

I think APPC would be more appropriate.

jaytee01:
Dis ur signature Shebi na Buhari u talk about,?

Which kind Buhari

It would be an insult to incompetent people na.
How can you expect a lifeless thing to be incompetent
You can only attribute incompetence to living things na

Abeg na joke o. Buhari is very much alive, just that he's alive as in dead.

Paroh:
Lmao I'm not done with school so which CV do I want to send out? This is top shelf creative writing I liked it.

Lol.

I would advise you to follow your heart.
From some of the comments I've read so far, I can see that most people don't become knowledgeable by imagination i.e they only understand things after experiencing it. Some of them don't really know some of the circumstances surrounding issues like this.

Apart from the kind of heart you have towards kids, it could be that just as there are hundreds of reasons to say no to the woman, there could also be hundreds of reasons not to say no to her.

I perfectly understand the situation you are in, because even as a guy, I have experience something similar due to my idle status as at then, so just use your discretion and follow your heart. No good is too big to do for humanity but still, no one owes the other anything.

Funny enough, some people never appreciate what you do for them because they take privilege to be right and most of such people would like to see people help them in such a way they themselves would never help others.

mammanbawa:
My eyes on missandei of nath mehn

You're a badt child I must confess.

She's quite beautiful also

mammanbawa:
Aswearugad ma nigga, you got it 100%

That's the gal I would love to phock

Datz how we roll

LewsTherin:
If the husband replies like this, then he's a larger nitwit than the wife. So gratitude for help rendered should disappear when help is no longer given?

If the woman or her husband had good intentions in the first place and not an exploitative attitude, if they read this, then they should realise how much of a burden they have been on the poor girl. They should immediately feel remorse and seek for ways to amend. Anything else shows they are fully aware of how much of a burden they have been and don't care. They mean to drain all the usefulness from the poor girl before they discard her like an empty carcase.

But your post made me laugh though. Nice one.

It's good you understood I was just being sarcastic.
Remember the part that says "and you didn't mention any of the good things I have done for you for helping me look after my kids."
Also the part, "Well, I would like to say thank you for everything you have done for me, my wife and my kids and in light of this," in which case people with the mentality I tried to portray would feel they already expressed their gratitude before expressing their distaste of the ladies action.

In any case, I would consider her even lucky because as a guy, I can almost say I have been in her shoes once upon a time when I used to stay idle in our yard here in Abj just because of the good and kids loving heart my neighbor and his wife noticed I have, and I know exactly what it feels like to look after a child talkless of 2.
Once the husband leaves for work, the woman who is pregnant with a second child will just come to beg me to help her look after her 2 year old son since the hospital authorities forbid them from coming with kids.
When I think of how some kids find solace in crying for heaven knows reason, I think our mothers really tried.
This one called Goodluck ehn, it's as if he takes tramadol for him to have so much strength to cry for hours no matter what you do to pacify him until I discovered his weak point to be listening to musics from earphones. He barely listens to 2 tracks before falling into deep sleep.
But thank God we all got something doing now.
Make I see who go come try me again cos I have learnt my lesson.
Some people don't know how some kids gets attached to someone no matter how one may try to shun them, they will keep coming until you will be left with no choice but to accept them.

First and second pix looks more like the aerial view of kingslanding when Daenerys Targaryen was about using her dragon to breath fire on the city.
GOT season8


Oya GOT fans gather here.

emeijeh:
Very meaningless

People sha want everything to trend as if dem go gain anything

Paroh:
I live alone near Yaba. My neighbor, a woman, just moved in last year with her two kids, a 3 year old and like 7, 8 months baby. Apparently her husband works in Enugu and can't be with them here in Lagos. So as I love kids I like to have them around and play with them at my spare time. The issue now is the woman feels it's her birthright for me to watch the kids while she go about their business (she has a provision store just in front of their house). Early morning this woman will come and drop her kids with me and vamoose. Even this morning she woke me up from sleep to come and carry baby. Can you just imagine

Every single time I try to tell her I'm busy cleaning or cooking or studying the woman starts to beg me with tears in her eyes that they're swamped and I end up taking them. Times like this I wish I'd a job so I can at least go out in the morning let me see if they'll die but with none please how can I convince them to leave me the hell alone? I'm fed up.

Inside life!
Is this how you have decided to discuss me and my family on a public forum like this? I came across this topic while going through the opera-news ads in my phone because it's been long since I logged in to my NL account.

You probably didn't know I'm a nairalander and you didn't mention any of the good things I have done for you for helping me look after my kids.
Meanwhile, I have forwarded the CV you sent to me to a friend of mine who is an indigene of Enugu state but works in Lagos and he assured me he would help you get something doing very soon cos I wasn't expecting to sit and look after my kids all day. I have or had good plans to complement every single help you've rendered to my family.

Well, I would like to say thank you for everything you have done for me, my wife and my kids and in light of this, I have also put a call to my wife to stop bothering you with our kids henceforth but I must say that you went too far on this cos you should have approached me or my wife with discretion and we would've understood your plight. What a humanity savage nature

It's a small world, they say.

Imagine say the woman husband dey NL true true and him just reply you like this

The kind cold wey go catch you ehn, 300 blankets no go do you

daddytime:
The guy price market he no wan pay or buy...

You must buy o oga.

All this kind women wey no dey gree quick come...you go work tire...

Bros dey faithful for him other two jobs come dey wan dodge him third job...no way

We wee not take eeeet

Las las e fit b say he only works for 8 hours and uses the rest 13 hours to cheat outside.

Fear all this big belle men

madridguy:
Which law are you quoting agent of doom?

Guy, I expect you to have obtained some shame by now but it seems not.
Sometimes it's just better to keep quiet than try to defend every bit of this government's actions abi your name appear for the ministerial list

Someone's name is definitely missing here