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Politics › Re: All APC Members Are God-fearing – Amaechi by respect80(m): 2:28pm On Mar 27, 2019
Is God still not wonderfulhuh
Ehn?

Politics › Re: BREAKING News,buhari Proposes New Salary For Teachers Equal With The Police by respect80(m): 1:27pm On Mar 27, 2019
This news is as fake as the word "fake" itself....
Mtcheeeew
Business › Re: The Gala Hawker That Gave Prisoners Free Gala Is Now A Retail Store Owner by respect80(m):
Did you know that what we know as "GALA" was actually a misspell of
LALA?
anyway, I'm now wondering if gala which was supposed to be lala has something to do with lalasticlala cheesy
Politics › Re: Breaking: Tribunal Orders INEC To Issue Adeleke With Certificate Of Return by respect80(m): 6:56pm On Mar 22, 2019
Adeleke has finally been given the opportunity to take dancing to a whole new level cheesy...
Congratulations to all nonpartisan lovers of democracy.
Education › Re: 8 Very Funny Student Experiences In Nigerian Universities by respect80(m): 8:54am On Mar 21, 2019
Bilyonaire:
6. The type of people who will shamelessly recycle a worn out topic and even have the audacity to redirect you to their website.
You nailed it cheesy
Thumbs up

Crime › Re: Bike Snatcher Set Ablaze In Oro, Kwara State (graphic Photos) by respect80(m): 6:15pm On Mar 20, 2019
Since it's after killing someone, the JJ serves him right
Romance › Re: Lagos To Ibadan Thrends On Twitter As Lady Fakes Her Kidnapping To Go Have Sex by respect80(m): 6:13pm On Mar 20, 2019
And someone will still say sexxxx isn't sweet

TV/Movies › Re: Public Angry After A Local Television Mistakenly Showed Porn (Photos) by respect80(m): 4:57pm On Mar 20, 2019
The twist of the matter is that 90% of the angry public visits porn sites before bedtime.

Jokes Etc › Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by respect80(m): 9:12am On Mar 20, 2019
bravesoul247:
he beat you cos you grabbed him?
Seems you were never warned not to play hide and seek inside room & scattering things in the process wink
Jokes Etc › Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by respect80(m): 7:22pm On Mar 19, 2019
The last one almost cracked out my ribs cheesy
Moi moi was ready
Politics › Re: NASS: How Saraki, Dino Melaye Plan To Install Next National Assembly Leadership by respect80(m): 6:11pm On Mar 19, 2019
And someone somewhere will think saraki will become totally irrelevant.
So long as money remains a major influential factor in Nigerian politics, those who have it will continue to be relevant. Take it or leave it.
Politics › Re: Stop Chasing Shadows As Your Tenure Begins On May 29 by respect80(m): 4:49pm On Mar 19, 2019
Is God not wonderful? Never knew our politicians were this good at preaching good conducts...
This #wait4urturn stuff is becoming the new trend in town o cheesy
Crime › Re: Woman Caught Husband Spending Their Kids School Money On Drinks With Three Women by respect80(m):
Lalasticlala or mynd44, why not use this opportunity to give this mummu a long term ban for mentioning you knowing fully well dat he posted false info
Business › Re: 5 Ways To Treat Your Customer Right by respect80(m): 1:47pm On Mar 19, 2019
7. Fry egg and indomie for dem
Politics › Re: Rivers People Cry For Help. by respect80(m): 1:46pm On Mar 19, 2019
godliman:
Its only the op crying jare may be his name is rivers
Kikikikiki grin
AR swear u no well cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Breaking: Imo People Molds Okorocha Statue As A Pay-BacK For All His Good Work by respect80(m): 3:41pm On Mar 18, 2019
hisexcellency34:
I disagree. This is not the size of Rochas' dick. It's way bigger, thicker and has two black dots at the base
Who wan dash am big prick with that kind big belly?
In fact it should be smaller that what it is on this statue
Politics › Re: What Happens If Governor Elect Die Before Inauguration by respect80(m): 9:51pm On Mar 17, 2019
Southwest2023:
They will burial him at his house.
And his wife and children along with other sympathizers will cry...
Then he will be buried. Dazzol
Romance › Re: Big Nyash In The Church by respect80(m): 8:55pm On Mar 17, 2019
Dannidom:
Girls can be wicked ehn.

Today I say make I go church sey e don tey wey person put leg for inside church, It was one Redeemed church like that, and because na person invite me unto ceremony tins, free jollof stuffs. Na so I enter church na, everywhere dope, guys and babes come sharp especially the babes. There's this babe that caught my attention... Guys I concede, exotic girls no dey for club again, na for church you go find them plenty. This babe set in every essence of the word, front, back shocked kai I swear her bumbum wan fall off, upon that she dey seductively waka upandan fa huh huh I vex relocate to her row, atleast make she dey folow my face pass because she dey inside for that row.


Mehn! Offering time come reach grin grin I come smile for inside heart, you know as redeem people dey take dey give offering na. Music start, we dey prepare to file in line, I come dey for my seat dey delay unto say I dey look for something beacause I dey outside the row, codedely waiting for her to first pass, make I follow her for back na tongue Omo oba as she pass, me and devil smile together, sharp sharp, I follow her for back, you go fear dance na.


She rock me sha. Her bumbum soft like kilode tongue. Music people come change to one bad song like that, omo oba she wan come dance go back for my already swollen dick i shout for am no try am o! angry angry you wan cause trouble for here fa. She look me smile, come comtinue her normal dance step till we reach go drop our offering. She still rock me small as we go back to our seats.


I give am one kind eye after we don sidon, she smile again, I say ok na. Church finish I follow her reach gate come collect her number.


E don be for that nyash cos wetin I go do her if she come my trap. Forget! angry angry


I come dey ask myself wetin I dey find go club again? Since wetin I dey find for club dey for church.

I love Jesus cool cool. Amen.
E no go better for your barber

Romance › Re: Big-sized Lady Slays In Bikini, Scatters The Dance Floor With 'sexy' Steps by respect80(m): 7:58pm On Mar 16, 2019
Yahoo24:
see devil quoting bible o. ..
You're mistaken a Saint for a devil...

Over holiness wan ki me
Politics › Re: Wakili Muhammad: ‘no Nonsense Cop’ That Arrested Kano Deputy Gov by respect80(m): 7:55pm On Mar 16, 2019
fakeprophet:
lol, an igala adage I guess
No b lie bro. I sight u there wink
Politics › Re: Wakili Muhammad: ‘no Nonsense Cop’ That Arrested Kano Deputy Gov by respect80(m): 6:15am On Mar 16, 2019
This man is living in pluto while the word "handsome" is living in mercury.
U try sha.
A proverb in my language says, "a teenage girl can never lose in both ways, If she nor see husband marry, she must see bwest get."
grin
Romance › Re: Big-sized Lady Slays In Bikini, Scatters The Dance Floor With 'sexy' Steps by respect80(m): 6:10am On Mar 16, 2019
Yahoo24:
see devil quoting bible o. ..
hw dare you call a Saint a devil?
Crime › Re: Offa Robbery: Police Asked Me To Implicate Saraki – Suspect by respect80(m): 11:09pm On Mar 15, 2019
The hate on Saraki will sure send many to hell
Romance › Re: Big-sized Lady Slays In Bikini, Scatters The Dance Floor With 'sexy' Steps by respect80(m): 10:58pm On Mar 15, 2019
babakb:
Spot on, we are Africans and we like them big, but we like to pretend so much, we like to sound like white men the prefer skinny girls, we are just denying ourselves.
And dats just the truth...
The average lady with a huge backside and at the same time neat, receives calls more than a customer care agent... Which means there are lots of men out there trying to get a bit of dat chunky thing behind. If not for anything, at least for the tight kpekus. Even the Bible says, "Narrow is the way which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." grin
Romance › Re: Big-sized Lady Slays In Bikini, Scatters The Dance Floor With 'sexy' Steps by respect80(m): 8:41pm On Mar 15, 2019
One thing that still baffles me is that most people claim to dislike chubby or fat people, but when you see any topic about

"plus size this or plus size that," just check the number of views within a short time...

Just wondering if a lot of people are living in self denial of what they actually like.

No wonder a friend once said, it takes confidence to admit that you prefer them big and bogus grin
Education › Re: Photo Of The Ohen School Before It Collapsed by respect80(m): 8:06am On Mar 15, 2019
This op must be somehow related to lie Mohammed
Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Erects Another Statue Few Months To Handover (Photos) by respect80(m): 7:57am On Mar 15, 2019
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
You could be a rich man by now grin grin
Ayam telling you... grin
Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Erects Another Statue Few Months To Handover (Photos) by respect80(m): 7:21am On Mar 15, 2019
My only regret is that I didn't learn how to mold statues before Okorocha finish his tenure...

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