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OAUTemitayo:
Nonsense post from nonsense people

Is this all you have to say?
Even when truth is staring at you outrightly in the face, you still fail to understand what it means.

DeanOlamide:
Change your title .....


Applicants shortlisted already,

Taken exams already,

They are just waiting for the next stage of the recruitment....


This is the approval they have been waiting for two months now to get things rolling....

No new application again...

Don't mind op.
Imagine him saying since the previous one was canceled. Canceled with biro or cleaner?

All I know is that those who scaled through the screening and documentation process are only waiting for the commencement of the training.

Olufela30:
Av u heard of quickie ??

Yes. She was my course mate in 200 level then...

Oya everybody, let's get ready to slump after reading this...


Me: sluuuuuuuump

orion7:
sanusi won't. I can bet 4million

And the odd be like Liverpool beating Barca 4-0= 63 odd... My brother you don make am

Swagzy9:
He drank the sniper live on Twitter. Live video !

It simply means the dude actually doesn't want to die jare. Darkness is as silent as death. He should have entered his room, close all doors and windows, switch of his phone and drink the poisonous liquid...

Las las, it is like all the mosquitoes and other insects he's been killing with sniper finally prayed and fasted on his matter...

Rest in peace if you deserve to, but if you survive congratulations...

raph101:
I was surprised seeing this guy celebrate this jamb score and also the friends congratulating him! He posted it all over facebook and kept celebrating and receiving congratulatory messages... or am I unsure of jamb cut-off

Wake up op. The guy is seeing that 162 as 262 or even 362 in the spiritual realm. u need spiritual eyes to see his reason for celebrating

alezzy13:
Lol! side effects indeed.

For me as I read the very first sentence " .. . .Prof Oloyede separated in tears" . . . I knew something was very wrong with the article.

The article made me to begin to doubt myself, whether na be no dey stable abi na d article no dey alright...
The guy no try abeg

Elliot2:
At some point I thought it was Shakespeare's work.

Very difficult to comprehend abi...
Being an omnivorous reader, I tried to read some of his works but the whole thing ended at "try" level. I letter asked myself who Shakespeare epp sef.

Trueigbo:
Yesoo. Its good to copy from the original.

Back then in school people like to copy assignment solved from the original because by the time it get to you 'r' will turn to 'n' and '1' will turn to '7'

Lmfao

candelanetworks:
It's so annoying. Fake wanna be bloggers/journalists. They can't even plagiarise properly.

You remind me of a friend back then in 400 level, each time they try to make jest of him by calling him copy copy, he will simply reply by saying "even copy copy sef no easy" that one needs to work hard in order to be able to copy and pass exams. Truly, even copy copy sef no easy...

candelanetworks:
Whoever wrote this article should be banned from ever writing again. Your article is a pain to the eyes and mind. It's as though you translated it from Cantonese to English with Google translate.

I actually thought some of the the meaningless sentences I was reading was induced by the side effects of the drugs I just took which includes drowsiness until I read your comment.
Whoever wrote this article deserves to be flogged, hanged, and flogged again...

Wiseandtrue:
Crocodile tears

What's the need for jamb when:

Mr. President said it can't lunch you into Eldorado

A Nigerian can be a president the highest position in the country without it

An illiterate governs professors

Professors applying for the post of a driver

Anyone can easily buy a certificate or receive a honorary award in any university

There's rotten and decay everywhere and even the learned/professors cannot say anything

So what's the tears for

Mtcheeeeeeew

You forgot to add that
We also have professors rigging election

Na so

Any good shooter can detach a human skull from the cervical vertebrae with just 1 or probably 2 well aimed bullets talk less of 32.
32 bullets is enough to dissect his whole body bilaterally symmetrically...
Bullets indeed.

So we should fry stone now abi?
Anini is gone, and, forever...
Next topic pls

Gosh! How do I phocking censor my phone to stop seeing anything Regina Daniels on NL
It's so phocking boring.

OP, kindly phocking inform us when she phocking takes her bath and when she phocking visit the rest room

You bought moifish instead of moi moi

Dohak:
When the naming ceremony of your child coincides with the time you are supposed to pay your house rent, which one will you give top priority?

Since both are very important, It all depends on the circumstances surrounding you. The time you expect money to come your way, the nature of landlord you have, your reputation as a person and things like that. Trust me when when you check all these things, you will definitely know your priority in this situation because we always have a choice.
Shalom

Mrshape:
Or am I the one missing something the answer is C,
Don't tell me WEAC fails WASSCE

@Richiez @olawalebabs @Fynestboi

Which one is WEAC na?
Abi u r talking about WAEC

Hit like if you thought it was our own "GEJ" who relinquished power to PMB amidst several options to rig the 2015 election which the consequences might not have affected him directly.
BTW, most of the Jonathan I've met so far are always humane and heartwarming

Let's wait and see the amount of political divide this will bring about... More like power moving from region of higher concentration to a region of lower concentration

Penisinpenisout:
I wasn't actually looking for errors lol. Those where the obvious.

It seems some of the usernames known for bamboozling NL with grammars have suddenly grown up and quitted that act already...
As at 2014 and 2015 I deliberately visit NL to read thrilling grammars then.

Penisinpenisout:
...OP's... ...Ondo...

If these are the only errors you saw in that text then you sef d learn work... Grammar is not for everybody so me I don quit tey tey.
Who grammar epp sef

IamPlato:
Jesus! Could It Be That That's What Killed Him... This Surely Is Frightening

Tooor my brother, only God can judge at this point.
Imagine the Stanley00 guy who told him he would die a painful death, was he joking or he was serious?
If he said this orally to the guy and there happen to be a witness after the guys death, na serious police case be dat o... And if it was just a coincidence then we all ought to be careful about the things we say in this strange enclosure called Nigeria where too many strange things are happening on a daily basis.

Penisinpenisout:
...OP's... ...Ondo...

Una have arrived
Autocorrect robot

princeomorh:
bros easy now...kilode

Las las people wey get grammar for NL know say I'm not part them...
Before they will come and obfuscate my brain with big big grammar

Strange things happening everywhere...

Just check out this post screenshots by BUSHYANUS...

It's scary

Oya don't be shy.

Tell us where you left your sense

IamPlato:
Dangote and Crush Are Like 5&6. Can You Imagine When I Saw Crush I Quickly Opened thinking That Dangote trailer Has Crushed A Model. SMH.



BTW... Dangote please Do Not Miss This Opportunity... That Breast Must Be Sucked

Dis one will rather suck the life outta d old man... Although she and Dangote has something in common. International business mogul and an international olosho... They are both on international level so what I'm I even saying