₦airaland Forum

technuel:
Op correct your title Sea not see before these Oversabi Grammarians wakes up from sleep.

Are you talking about the prebendal forces on nairaland who derive their joy by satirically and sardonically hijacking the grammatical misconstrue in every write up while leaving the purposeful and aspirational concept of the message behind
Hakuna-matata and remain unperturbed and watch how they will awake to uncork their grammatical puissance like the rattle of an AK49 to further reveal and uncloak the OPs grammatical misknow

As for the people of ondo, I share your plight and sincerely hope that the government lends a listening ear to your situation before the denuding force of the ocean exceed its threatening zone to send you all to the digestive system of aquatic inhabitants. God forbid!!!

Abeggg na joke o. I'm not one of them o

Raydos:
Barcelona shouldn't be overjoy yet

The match could still end 4-0 in favor of Liverpool

Shey your prediction don come true now?
I just hope you're a punter and played the correct score....
Witches and wizards everywhere.

Oya tell me what you gained.
BTW, don't even dare to quote me cos I'm presently in FMC receiving treatment...
Football has become a mess since this Era of sports bet took the center of the table.

I pray all the conspiracies & correlations between football and sports bets unknown to the world be revealed soonest. It seems football is being acted like movies dis days

Thank God I quitted betting earlier, the pain would have been on 2 sides

Raydos:
Barcelona shouldn't be overjoy yet

The match could still end 4-0 in favor of Liverpool

And it could still end 8-0 in favor of FCB.
As far as I'm concerned, Liverpool does not even have HOPELESS talk less of HOPE of qualifying as it stands. I will consider Barca to have under performed if they fail to beat Liverpool in England today. You can take this to d bank or quote me 12 hours from now if my prediction fails

Yahoo Bello is the worst. No doubt about that.

If Yahaya Bello ever completed a single project, AIT will keep showing it on every 10 minute for 10 months.
Dear op, repent! For the kingdom of God is nigh

Jman06:
The rate at which young men are dying nowadays from cardiac arrest calls for concerns from all and sundry.

A neighbor of mine collapsed and died last week in a hotel where he went to engage on casual sex with one of his mistresses

His manner of death was similar to the case of four FUTO students who died in their lodge some two weeks ago while engaging in tramadol-fueled sex.

Considering the ban on some of the commonly abused opioids like tramadol and codeine, I feel strongly that some deadly stuff is being sold out there to our youths in the name of tramadol.

NAFDAC, PCN, NDLEA and all the other regulatory agencies should take note and be on the look out.

This kind of news no go reach front page o. You for add bobrisky, ipob, Afonja, or sex before their attention will be drawn to read.

Olosho isssa goal...

Carpenter, iron benders, bricklayers etc don finish for your area abi those ones no b strong men

Griezwoman:
Here is a trending video of a plus size corper who broke down in tears during camp drilling.

The lady who's undergoing normal camp drilling with his platoon members, left many speechless after she got stuck on the net.

Her body weight also contributed to her predicament, hence she found it very difficult to cross, until a military and man 'o' war personnel came to her rescue after she cried out her eyes.

Watch the video
https://zenithnaija.com/plus-size-nysc-corps-member-cries-like-a-baby-during-camp-drilling-pics/

cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

A lady with his platoon members

I give it to yahaya Bello...
I never knew people are quite aware of the agony and pain kogi people are facing

Will be back

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SmartMugu:
It's either the guy is too tall or the helicopter is too short. I've never heard of this kind of death before - you see stuff like this in American action movies, not in real life. It's one in a million.

Perhaps they were carrying out a repair or maintenance on the helicopter. Perhaps, the only logical conclusion I can draw for the possibility of his head to have been raised as high as close to the helicopter blades...

Officialgarri:
Head wey wan chop knock must chop knock . Even if the owner wears turban, he will leave small space to receive knock .

How will an helicopter with its blade so high chop someone's head ?

Seriously, I'm as obfuscated by this story as I am each time I think of why Nigeria is as phocked as it is.

Helicopter, behead - it's obvious, there's something they aren't telling us, isn't there?

IGBO AND YORUBA

This igbo and yoruba matter sef don tire me... No wonder people say even the rich have their own problems. Your tribe falls among the three major tribes in this country, yet, it's still difficult to acknowledge that and live in peace with one another. I can only imagine, if not by the grace of God, the level of inferiority complex and low self esteem that the attitudes of the three major tribes in this country would have built by default into the personality of those from smaller ethnic groups... Some are even very determined to make us remain stagnant just for their ego to prevail- very unfortunate indeed.
I wonder what will be our stance as humans when we come to realize that we're just the experimental works of some superior beings who created and placed us on this godforsaken place we see as home for reasons best known to them. As if they knew diversity in tongues would be a major impediment hindering man from getting close to his maximum potential, and in extension outlive the limit they have set for him, they decided to divide man along different tongues...
All the historical sources which talks about man and his hugger-mugger origin clearly points to the fact that man originated from a single route. If that is the case, have you (tribal and religious bigots), ever wondered how man who was supposed to be of a single origin came to be enormously divided along so many tribes? Whether religious or scientific, whichever theory you accept, rational thought should unveil to you that there is too much behind the scene and circumstances surrounding man's habitation of earth which we all lay claims to as if we bought it from somewhere to spread and live on it, and all these should call for more worries, rather than to see man fighting and detest his fellow man to the extent you guys show here on NL.
Humanity first, before ethnicity.
LET LOVE LEAD

Like, if you would still choose the lady at the right ahead of her over and over again.

BUGOFF:
Ehen na, make dem nor worry, the charge sef na April Fool, e go expire 12pm of 1st April.
Nansens.

Feb 1st 2020

Let d seducer and d seducee just go ahead and marry... No time for explanation.
Na that one go pain d wife pass

He was probably following the famous aphorism that says "khaki no b leather," not knowing that was then...
Even leather is better than NYSC khaki of this days. Try any rough play with it and your nude pictures will be everywhere

iAmViper:
SLAVE I REMAIN
WHITES FORCE IT ON YOUR FOREFATHER DURING THEIR REIGN AS SLAVE MASTER

So, can you now explain why even the whites use "sir" as a honorific title, since it actually means Slave I Remain?
Even Alex Ferguson was honored with the "Sir" title always preceding his name because of his phenomenal accomplishments in his 26years career as Manchester united coach...

Bigii:
Confirmed.
I dey game

And that's why even the Bible says, "narrow is the way that leadeth unto life."
It's a phenomenal experience I must confess

Bigii:
LOL


You wicked, chai!

Imagine the space she's occupying...
Although she's still beautiful down the line.
Those who have tasted it will agree with me anytime any day.

Jcole1985:
Nairaland is haram,promoting immorality

And you are on nairaland...
Funny u

anochuko01:
coz of that fat girl, abi

Thank God no b my mouth dem hear am before those who prefer dem chubby and plump report me to lalasticlala

Different strokes for different foes

Count the number of people in this picture, add 3 then you will get the real number of people in the picture...

Hotfreezer:
If you know Kogi politics, Melaye can't win now. Even Yeye Bello would be kicked out.

The next Governor is from Kogi East which is Igala land.

Politics of numbers and population.

Don't worry bro, that's his opinion or speculation, for on that day we shall know who is who... Dem nor dey tell blind man say rain d fall

Agriculture abi?
OP should be sanctioned for misleading the public...
Oya lalasticlala, giam one

OLAADEGBU:
Who are you praising?

I don't know either, but that is what I hear them say

sehin79:
Atiku,,,, atiku,, you can go against a man of grace
Buhari was always graced to rule Nigeria twice
After several attempt... atiku your graces position is to loots Nigerian money and not to rule
So stay on your lane...and leave baba alone.

Shut up and cry!
Did I hear you say "grace"?
Forging certificates in order to rule by hook or crook is grace, but being a thief and trying to rule 9ja is not grace abi?
Better hope Atiku's claims aren't true, or else,,,,,
And that reminds me, all those calling Atiku thief, I think Atiku is throwing too much weight and this should prompt them to justify that claim by providing real evidence to make Atiku stand and be condemned before a law court. At least for once...

Allahu akbar