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angelz:
This fake Reverend is truly seekin attentn. You can rain obcenities on me as u did d trini-girl. I dnt care. Bye

No, you are not worth it 

Maybe some other time when you have earned that privilege

Keep your Jesus off my Penis
by Eric Schwartz

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right's
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we're just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray
So don't tell me how to screw

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you're screaming bloody murder
'Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look

And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How'd they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you'll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you're goin' straight to hell
I don't know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain't -
Hypochristianity

I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We're all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the Bleep are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count'em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You'd beg her to abort

And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
`Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you'll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your ass the other way sayin'

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I've had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my penis
(at least that's what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
That's if'n you want me to

It is funny how arrogant and ignorant people can be to guage someones intelligence on whether they believe in the Bible or not.

To use that as a benchmark is the real tragedy and shows how far we have to go before we free ourselves from this religious nonsense 

@Belloti

I know you are not using me as a benchmark. Keep your mind open and feel free to question the legitimacy of what your are told. You will make your own mind up without persecution or threats from the Bible bashing community.

Just because they believe in this fairy story dribble does not mean that you are compelled to do the same!

Be independent and think for yourself! Only then can you be truely free from the chains that they are trying to enslave us with.

Peace

The Rev

So excited - Janet Jackson ( I have Just downloaded it :-))

Bing Crosby - White Christmas

Maybe when I get older I will name them after the Months or even years

But then again there is always Viagra

Sick Sam

rezzy:
My pastor preached the topic-Defilement. what can defile we humans [1.] Sexual impurity Hebrews 13 vs 4 [2]Foolish fondness-Touching a sister with evil intention [3] Masturbation [4]Lesbianism [5]Homosextuality [6]MouthAction [7] Looking phonography picture [8]Sextual flashblack [9]what we eat can also defile us

We might as well all commit suicide immediately, nothing is left to live for 

What a fun man your pastor must be, a bag of laughs 

I do not understand some of them though??

1. Sexual Impurity Hebrews (Where do you find them?)

2. Foolish Fondness (Sounds tasty)

3. Touching a sister with evil intention (Where do you have to touch her?)

4. Homosextuality (What does sextuality mean?)

5. Looking phonography picture (Looking at music records is wrong?)

6. Sextual flashblack (Sextual again?)

7. What we eat can also defile us (Do you mean Fast Food like MacDonalds?)

To go to church while some biggot tells you all that you are worthless and that everything that you do is a sin is going a bit too far and is one of the main reasons why church membership is declining so much. It seems the church is intent on killing itself off

Merry Christmas and dont forget to feel bad about yourself the whole day. After all, that is what God must want

Eres hermoso

Jack Sparrow

Now you are talking and have come down off your high horse. Is it the Weed or Christmas spirit  

Oh well, lets agree to disagree, Have a nice Christmas and a happy spaced out new year

Peace  

ps. Maybe I will take you upon your free offer for a test drive  

Daktari

Ideally I would like to have 8 wifes and name them Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Spare Wife (in case I get a flat)

Time of the Season

The Zombies

Cheekee little mink

So from you last post I can ascertain that you are a disgusting racist that condones 419 and ripping innocent people off!

Well I could have not expected more of you I suppose. Interesting that you constantly metion Seun in your posts. I used to know a snotty nosed little girl at schools with the same attitude 'I am going to tell the teacher on you' the difference is that she as only 8 years old, but you both have allot in common.

You are the degenerate that came into this thread just to attack me without any constructive comments. What you are doing is called flaming! That is a bannable offense. But don't worry I will not report you to Seun, I am not such a child as you!

One thing that I did notice was that:

Trinidad and Tobago

Transshipment point for South American Illicit drugs destined for the US and Europe; Trinidad and Tobago is producer of cannabis!

Jesus would have been proud of your kin folk. I am not sure what your race is as it could be African, Indian, Chinese or other as that is the makeup of T&T.

Whatever you are you should try to stop playing the racism card. It will be the death of you in the long run

trini_girl:
We do have lovely beaches that pale skinned folk like yourself love to infest. We love to take you money so thanks!

It seems that the beaches are not the only things that are infested!

Trinidad and Tobago

Population: 1,065,842 (July 2006 est.)
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate:
3.2% (2003 est.)
HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS:
29,000 (2003 est.)
HIV/AIDS - deaths:
1,900 (2003 est.)

By comparison:-

UK

Population: 60,609,153 (July 2006 est.)

HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate:
0.2% (2001 est.)
HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS:
51,000 (2001 est.)
HIV/AIDS - deaths:
less than 500 (2003 est.)

We all need money, wherever it may come from!

They say that money is not everything, The problem is that it is 99.9% of everything

Tobaconists = A person from Tobago who owns a Tobacco Shop

trini_girl:
oh , and I rather say little with quality content, than talk a lot of nonsense. Quality my friend, not quantity.

trini_girl:
I don't know why intelligent folk here even bother to continuously acknowledge the irreverent reverend. Attention seeker, attention getter.

OK knucklehead, no further comment required

@BliniGirl

With only 44 posts you are the irelevent one on this forum. I think you had better go and eat some more Chicken Jerky or whatever else it is that you Tobaconists eat

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. So take your stupid little girl comments to another thread

Merry Pretend Christmas and a Crappy New Year

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

(It is Welsh)

Laws such as the one mentioned are only good if they are upheld and enforced.

In Nigeria the very people that should enforce the rules are involved themselves in the crimes

@ Dcafe

Very sensible words indeed!

Miss Titty Falareous

It never fails to amaze me how much people write about a non existent person. How people argue about how someone should be addressed or if 1 is one or 1+1 = 1 or 2 

Let's get real people. Lets all help each other and stop this Jesus, God, Allah amd Mo-Ham- Head bullshit. It has only ever caused mankind suffering and grief.

The invisible man who lives in the sky never appears, never answers prayers, never intervenes and never will. The reason why? HE DOES NOT EXIST. ONLY IN YOUR MINDS!

If only for a  few hours people could put this nonsense out of their minds the World would be a far better place!

Who cares is someone is called God, Prince. Messiah, Herbert, King or Fairy Big Balls. It does not help us live  a better life, it just turns your otherwise clever brains into pulp.

Forget about the invisible ghosts and face reality. We are the reality and nothing else!

When we die we are no more. We are eaten by the worms and we fertilise the earth so that the plants can grow and feed the next generation of the species. So why waste the short time we have with this absolute fantasy nonsense.

God protect me, God cure me, God help me , God give me money, God let that football team win, God let me get that blonde into bed etc etc etc etc etc,  STOP IT ,  Nobody is listening as there is nobody there 

Make the most of your life whilst you are here as there is no place else that you are going

Peace

Hal-jal-ala-simbel-ala-rasheed-oh-hell

Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)