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Exu!

I did not know that you were living in Vain. What County is that in?

Exu

You are a true God!

Yes, but he is giving the finger to Mr. Doggy Patscrappy

He is angry that he is constantly misquoted by people like Patslappy and company!

The end is near , oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh run for them thar hills ,

There is only one God that is what we are told , But then Jesus is also a God!

I think anybody can be a God if they try hard enough

Elvis was the King

@Mr.Scatbratty

I am not sulking 

I am enjoying seeing you writhe and wriggle like the snake that you are.

You still have not answered the contradictions Pataki doggy!

So, back to your kennel and time to draft a reply 

Dont make Christ angry Mr. Slaphatty  , the end is nigh , oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Here is a chapter from another story book: HARRY POTTER

October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Her Pepperup potion worked instantly, though it left the drinker smoking at the ears for several hours afterward. Ginny Weasley, who had been looking pale, was bullied into taking some by Percy. The steam pouring from under her vivid hair gave the impression that her whole head was on fire.
Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid's pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds. Oliver Wood's enthusiasm for regular training sessions, however, was not dampened, which was why Harry was to be found, late one stormy Saturday afternoon a few days before Halloween, returning to Gryffindor Tower, drenched to the skin and splattered with mud.

Even aside from the rain and wind it hadn't been a happy practice session. Fred and George, who had been spying on the Slytherin team, had seen for themselves the speed of those new Nimbus Two Thousand and Ones. They reported that the Slytherin team was no more than seven greenish blurs, shooting through the air like missiles.

As Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he came across somebody who looked just as preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, the ghost of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of a window, muttering under his breath, ". . . don't fulfill their requirements . . . half an inch, if that . . ."

"Hello, Nick," said Harry.

"Hello, hello," said Nearly Headless Nick, starting and looking round. He wore a dashing, plumed hat on his long curly hair, and a tunic with a ruff, which concealed the fact that his neck was almost completely severed. He was pale as smoke, and Harry could see right through him to the dark sky and torrential rain outside.

Here are a few more crazy passages for you to get your teeth into to:


Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

(Then Pataki has a big problem)

Genesis 38:8-10 NASB
Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.

1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV
Then Saul said, “Thus shall you say to David, ‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.

Exodus 4:24-25 NASB
Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said, “You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.”

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

The biggest bullshit story ever told, The Holeeeeeeeeeee Bible!

Oh dear , the end is nigh , the end is near , Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ThiefOfHearts:
oh Rev.

Oh darling, just checked the new profile picture, You are looking a million $$$$$$$$$

Love yellow, one of my favorite colours

Once we have reached the end, I will make us all a nice cup of tea with chocolate biscuits

Even Pataki Doggy will get a plastic squeaking toy chicken to play with

@MrSlapCrappy

No I meant 'No, roll over' i.e. Change what you are doing! I think my command of the English language is better than your command of your brain. (By the way, try to start a sentence with a Capital Letter!)

I am really scared now about getting banned. Did you write a letter to Uncle Seun? I am shaking in my boots Mr. Slap Happy 

Seun may be allot of things, but he at least has a sense of humour and he can tell  a religious biggot when he sees one. I am sure that Seun would also be happy to see your answers to the 101 contradictions seeing as he is an atheist.

As for doing my masters business. Considering I was up in heaven, that must be God! 

Actually God just told me to go back down to earth and give that dog a good kick up its behind. He also told me to ask you not to terrorize people in his name by making nonsense quotes from the book of fairy tales. He told me that those are not his words, but the words of man. He was pretty pissed off with you Slapcrappy!

So, here is your kick up the ass,  and now back to your kennel you naughty Pataki dog 

@Saint Pataki

If you feel that you are stray dog then fine. I thought you were a monkey, but a dog is good!

Sit Pataki, good boy , no roll over Give me your paw,

Just answer the questions Saint Pataki 

Exactly the same type if not bigger nonsense is written in the Koran and I have far more contempt for Islam as a religion.

This is not about Christianinty in general, this is about books that are written by man and used to manipulate and control the minds of people. Both the Bible and the Koran are used to belittle and make people feel bad about themselves. Both are tools of slavery and enemies of free thinkers everywhere.

Would be good if someone would finally address the issue of this thread and answer some of the questions posed!

Mr Pataki on his latest Nairaland religous crusade

For those of you who are interested I have found a photo of Mr. Pataki

@Pataki Gay Boy

You have not made one effort to try and address all the contradictions that are listed. Not even a few of them.

The reason is that you can not explain the contradictions. That is why you spend your time attacking people because you can not defend in any way your fairy tale book. If you were even half a man (I think you are a raging Homosexual) you would at least have made an effort to answer some of them.

As I said, you are a sheep, you follow where others lead you without question or thought. But that is what peasants normally do. That is why we have so many dictators in the World. Weak people like you believe without question what they are told as they have no brain capacity to think otherwise.

I do not sulk around the threads, I have no need to sulk around, but I do really pity and feel sorry for blind people like you. You have no other use of the Bible than to use it against people as a manipulative tool, branding them as sinners at a drop of a hat!

Oh well Mr. Chutney Ferret, it takes all sorts I suppose,

I am not interested in changing my ways as I see nothing wrong with anything I have said or done.

But next time, post under your normal alias as that will earn you much more respect.

Peace

@Abdblues (Mr. 3 Posts)

(Funny how people sign up again under different names to try and make a point)

Who said anything about heaven? We were talking about dying and being eaten by the worms after death!

Mr. Pataki could not difuse a chocolate cake in a bakery He is part of the Gay Nairaland triangle

Pataki , Gbade and Kimba,

Sista has suffered an attack of the Gay Bible bashers,

Take no notice Sista

There is a big difference in books that people buy for themselves and books that are institutionally bought and provided to the public. If schools, churches, colleges, universities, hotels, courts and all the other places where Bibles are compulsory purchased would have to buy Harry Potter instead then of course this would change the figures.

I am talking about books that people buy of their own free will with their own money.

One of the biggest selling books of all time on this basis is 'The Diary of Anne Frank'

The Bible Society's attempt to calculate the number printed up to 1975 produced the figure of 2,458,000,000. The first mass Bible printed was the Gutenburg Bible printed in 1455. If you take the years that have passed since 1455 (520 years) then divide the 2,458,000,000 into that, it gives us an average of 4.7 million copies per year.

In the last ten years 250 million Harry Potter books have been sold or if you are bad at maths then this is 25 million per annum or ten times more than the Holeee Bible per rota.

Hail Harry

@Gbade

There is only one ass kisser on Nairaland and that is you! But then again most people knew that already!

I am sure that you have your tongue stuck far up many guys asses each day. That is apparent from the way you write and whine on this forum!

I am renaming you from today. Henceforth you will be known as GayBade!


http://www.legendarytimesbooks.com/product.php?productid=353&cat=11&page=1

adjective
1.  worthy of adoration or reverence  (Thats Me)  

As for the best selling book, times are changing. This is the latest list for 2005


The 50 Top-Selling Books of 2005



2005 Rank, Title, Author (Imprint, ISBN, Date of Publication, Price)

1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Rowling, J.K. (Arthur A. Levine Books, 0439784549, 7/1/2005, $29.99)

2. A Million Little Pieces, Frey, James, (Anchor Books, 0307276902, 9/1/2005, $14.95)

3. The Kite Runner, Hosseini, Khaled, (Riverhead, 1594480001, 4/1/2004, $14.00)

4. 1776, McCullough, David, (Simon & Schuster, 0743226712, 5/1/2005, $32.00)

5. The Da Vinci Code, Brown, Dan, (Doubleday, 0385504209, 3/1/2003, $24.95)

6. The World Is Flat, Friedman, Thomas L. (Farrar Straus Giroux, 0374292884, 4/1/2005, $27.50)

7. The Purpose-Driven Life, Warren, Rick, (Zondervan, 0310205719, 10/1/2002, $19.99)

8. Angels & Demons, Brown, Dan, (Pocket Star, 0671027360, 7/1/2001, $7.99)

9. You: The Owner's Manual, Oz, Mehmet, (HarperCollins, 0060765313, 5/1/2005, $24.95)

10. Eldest, Paolini, Christopher, (Knopf Books for Young Readers, 037582670X, 8/1/2005, $21.00)

11. The Broker, Grisham, John, (Doubleday, 0385510454, 1/1/2005, $27.95)

12. Your Best Life Now, Osteen, Joel, (Warner Faith, 0446532754, 10/1/2004, $19.99)

13. Blink, Gladwell, Malcolm, (Little, Brown, 0316172324, 1/1/2005, $25.95)

14. Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You to Know About, Trudeau, Kevin, (Alliance Publishing, 0975599518, 6/1/2005, $29.95)

15. Freakonomics, Levitt, Steven D. (William Morrow, 006073132X, 5/1/2005, $25.95)

16. The Secret Life of Bees, Kidd, Sue Monk, (Penguin, 0142001740, 1/1/2003, $14.00)

17. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Haddon, Mark, (Vintage, 1400032717, 5/1/2004, $12.95)

18. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Brashares, Ann, (Delacorte Press Books for Young Readers, 0385730586, 3/1/2003, $8.95)

19. The Broker, Grisham, John, (Dell, 0440241588, 11/1/2005, $7.99)

20. French Women Don't Get Fat, Guiliano, Mireille, (Knopf, 1400042127, 12/1/2004, $22.00)

21. Wicked, Maguire, Gregory, (ReganBooks, 0060987103, 12/1/2000, $15.00)

22. True Believer, Sparks, Nicholas, (Warner Books, 0446532436, 4/1/2005, $24.95)

23. The Mermaid Chair, Kidd, Sue Monk, (Viking, 0670033944, 4/1/2005, $24.95)

24. Black Rose, Roberts, Nora, (Jove, 0515138657, 6/1/2005, $7.99)

25. The Penultimate Peril, Snicket, Lemony, (HarperCollins, 0064410153, 10/1/2005, $11.99)

26. The Chronicles of Narnia, Lewis, C.S. (HarperCollins, 0066238501, 10/1/2001, $19.99)

27. Mary, Mary, Patterson, James, (Little, Brown, 031615976X, 11/1/2005, $27.95)

28. The Historian, Kostova, Elizabeth, (Little, Brown, 0316011770, 6/1/2005, $25.95)

29. Girls In Pants, Brashares, Ann, (Delacorte Press Books for Young Readers, 0385729359, 1/1/2005, $16.95)

30. The Second Summer of the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants, Brashares, Ann, (Delacorte Press, 0385731051, 12/1/2004, $8.95)

31. My Sister's Keeper, Picoult, Jodi, (Washington Square Press, 0743454537, 2/1/2005, $14.00)

32. Red Lily, Roberts, Nora, (Jove, 0515139408, 12/1/2005, $7.99)

33. The Last Juror, Grisham, John, (Dell, 044024157X, 12/1/2004, $7.99)

34. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Rowling, J.K. (Scholastic, 0439358078, 8/1/2004, $9.99)

35. The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Albom, Mitch, (Hyperion, 0786868716, 9/1/2003, $19.95)

36. At First Sight, Sparks, Nicholas, (Warner Books, 0446532428, 10/1/2005, $24.95)

37. Eragon, Paolini, Christopher, (Knopf Books for Young Readers, 0375826696, 4/1/2005, $9.95)

38. Deception Point, Brown, Dan, (Pocket Books, 0671027387, 12/1/2002, $7.99)

39. He's Just Not That Into You, T, Behrendt, Greg and Tuccillo, Liz (Simon Spotlight Entertainment, 068987474X, 9/1/2004, $21.95)

40. Rachael Ray's 365, Ray, Rachael, (Clarkson Potter, 1400082544, 10/1/2005, $19.95)

41. Honeymoon, Patterson, James, (Little, Brown, 0316710628, 2/1/2005, $27.95)

42. The Tipping Point, Gladwell, Malcolm, (Back Bay Books, 0316346624, 1/1/2002, $14.95)

43. 4th of July, Patterson, James, (Little, Brown, 0316710601, 5/1/2005, $27.95)

44. Why Do Men Have Nipples?, Leyner, Mark, (Three Rivers Press, 1400082315, 7/1/2005, $13.95)

45. Teacher Man, McCourt, Frank, (Scribner, 0743243773, 11/1/2005, $26.00)

46. Team of Rivals, Goodwin, Doris, Kearns, (Simon & Schuster, 0684824906, 10/1/2005, $35.00)

47. Our Endangered Values, Carter, Jimmy, (Simon & Schuster, 0743284577, 10/1/2005, $25.00)

48. Trace, Cornwell, Patricia D. (Berkley, 0425204200, 6/1/2005, $7.99)

49. Bad Cat, Edgar, Jim, (Workman, 0761136193, 10/1/2004, $9.95)

50. Predator, Cornwell, Patricia, (Putnam, 0399152830, 11/1/2005, $26.95)

@Klaptrappi

I have no gimmicks. I am not the one who spends my time branding everybody a sinner based on the teachings of a book of fairy stories. You are the person who has taken it upon yourself to do that!

What a ridiculous statement that I am distorting the words of God that I had once cherished. What have you been smoking? What words of God. There you go again with your ridiculous idea that the Bible is the word of God. It is the distorted word of man that you have decided to follow and nothing else.

That you troll this forum and have decided to judge people on the basis of this utter dribble and nonsense is a very sad fact. You are typical of the slime bags that brand everything and everybody that has a different view than there own as being a cult.

I am not surprised or angry. I have become used to people like you. People with pea sized brains and no education.

Scum like you are behind many of the problems that we have today on this planet. You have plenty to say about everything but you never speak one word of sense or give one useful word of advice. You hide behind the meaningless and corrupted words of a book that was written to manipulate and control the thoughts and free will of man.

Your micro sized brain has no capacity to reason or ask questions. You follow like a sheep and are capable of no independent thought. You are a robot who follows what you are told. It was people like you that allowed Hitler to become so powerful. People who without question put faith in one person without doubt or reason. The one person who murdered millions of innocent people. You are no different!

There is no reason to ask you about anything else. You are a follower and you will never be a leader. You are not capable. You just do as you are told and take everything as being true without question.

So, be a good little boy and follow the teachings of your book. It was after all written for people like you!

The weak, uneducated and simple primitive beings!

Finally, learn how to spell. I have noticed that your command of the English language is atrocious.

This is definitely not a 'staunt' (stunt)

The only reason to incorporate bible verses in some of our teachings were to meet the needs of the people who had been brainwashed by Bible bashing biggots like yourself and Mr. Patakill!

As I have said many times, the Bible is a book of fairy stories!

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.

Religion has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money!

He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!

Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.

War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being.

And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.

In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike all the users of this forum dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody's okay?

All right, tell you what, I'll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I've got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I'm blind. I'm blind, oh, now I'm okay again,

mrpataki:
I learnt about the Wisdom of God, and how profitable it is.

It is extremely profitable. Just ask Pastor Chris and his LovePeddler wife Anita from Christ Embassy who have made millions from all the idiots that follow them and all the other religious business mafia like blind sheep

lioness:
today is thursday

You are absolutely correct! Today is Thursday, all the way until midnight. Then it will be Friday 

The Western media say very little about this scam in the news. That is one of the main problems. It would be great to hold a 'Band Aid' style music concert against these scammers. That would have World Wide coverage and finally people would get the message. A few articles on the internet do nothing to highlight this problem.

There is no plan or conspiricy to tarnish Nigeria, it does extremely well on its own without the help of the West.

It is Just time that all honest Nigerians and citizens of the other Countries infected by this cancer take action against it's own people that are perpretating this criminal business.

I think people invloved in 419 should be executed by lethal injection

mrpataki:
Really i don't understand your type.
You don't stand for anything,neither here nor there.
I know where the bible places peeps like your type.

@MrPataki

Who cares where the Bible places anything. It was written by manipulative control freaks to control the thoughts of people like you. Weak people with no reasoning or willpower.

Why is it that you think that just because I do not believe in the Bible then I do not stand for anything?

I stand for sensibility and reason. Treating people how you yourself would like to be treated. I stand for compassion and love. I stand for harmony and humanity. I stand for freedom of thought without persecution from Bible bashers like you.

You on the other hand stand for hypocrisy. Your main aim is to brand everybody a sinner and you tell us that we will all burn in hell if we do not believe what is written in your book. The aim of your messages are clear. Believe me or you will suffer for eternity.

You use the Bible as a tool in your anti-human work. You are an envoy of the manipulative people that wrote the Bible to control our thoughts and actions in the first place for their own gains.

Who is the real devil Mr. Pataki?

Take a look in the mirror and you will see him!

experience:
If we were in old testament times, the world would have been rained with thunder, brimstone, lightening, and floods

Yes of course, only in old testament times, I supposed that you failed to notice the recent tsunami, the tornado in London and all the other freak weather systems,

And before you ask, NO I do not beleive in the story of Noah and the Ark