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CelebritiesRe: Missy Elliot Tweets At Lil Kesh Being The Shoki Dance Originator by Revolva(m): 10:44am On Nov 17, 2015
The power ofsocial meddia
PhonesRe: A Ritualist Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request (scary pics) by Revolva(m): 1:26am On Nov 16, 2015
grin grin grin grin Na wash wash be dis na....lol
Nairaland GeneralHow Social Media Can Help Your Business by Revolva(op): 1:13am On Nov 16, 2015
Since Facebook listed on the stock exchange, everyone has decided to have a piece of the action.

While more than 90 percent of the world’s population stays interested in posting selfies on the internet, a few savvy entrepreneurs are seeking creative ways to deploy social media recognition for their businesses.

1. Link your accounts to the company Website

Sharing a direct link from any of the social media pages to the company website gives people an opportunity to make quick contact with your profile and easily learn more about the organisation.

2. Create valuable content

There are over 3 billion social media accounts around the globe. If you want your target market to focus on your page, then the content you share has to be thoroughly researched and authentic. Promoting great content positions your business and website as credible, and fetches more customers and income.

3. Interact with people

When people talk to you in real life, chances are high that you will respond. It’s the same with social media. Engaging with friends or followers show that you are interested in their opinion and value their input. As much as possible, let people know you are open to conversations and watch your timeline come to life.

4. Boost your accounts

Using keywords related to your core message, is an important way to optimize your social media accounts. Do some research on the phrases that clients associate with your field of business and make use of them as often as possible in your posts.

5. Include Social Icons in emails

If you send out emails all day long, then this one great way to get the word out on the services you offer. With social media icons embedded in an email, recipients who want further information are most likely to going to click on a tab to explore your pages and website.
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Soldier Go To Heaven? by Revolva(m): 8:22pm On Nov 15, 2015
Heaven. Does not exist neither. Does hell....ur lifeon earth is. Ur heaven. N hell...when you die...you die that's the end of your world and chapter...ok

Nigerians n africans and this their stewpid brainwashed mentality of heaven n hell...no be say dem holy pass...even if he'll or heaven will exist na only few africans will make the heaven....many will rot in hell...with our hatred heart for our selves
PoliticsRe: Riot In Aba Over Government Task Force (Photos) by Revolva(m): 8:42am On Nov 15, 2015
So if biafra iss achieved is this what they will be doing...nonsense
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Sizes Himself With Some Nigerian-americans (photo) by Revolva(m): 8:39am On Nov 15, 2015
See jona definition of clueless....at least now he is relaxed. A bit....from naija wahala
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Bites Harder, Petrol Now N400 Per Litre - Punch by Revolva(m): 8:34am On Nov 15, 2015
Nigeria is a useless nation.....i sometimes regret being born here
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Phyno For Asking Them To Pray For Paris by Revolva(m): 8:30am On Nov 15, 2015
Leave dem make dem de pray for paris..wether france or french pple know if dem de exist....
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts Money After Being Robbed In South Africa by Revolva(m): 8:03am On Nov 15, 2015
He never see anytin.....dis next time na he eye dem go smack..collect he cars fones credit cards n every tin including his clothes leave am with boxers...alone n 100usd e eye go clear.....
CrimeRe: Paris Shooting : ISIS Mentions Nigeria by Revolva(m): 8:00am On Nov 15, 2015
Wat kind of misleading headline subject is this so if mentioning of nigeria is there wats that..
CrimeRe: 28-year-old Man Dupes AIG Umar Manko Of N450,000 by Revolva(m): 7:58am On Nov 15, 2015
Oga leave am jare wetin mugun fall guyman wack
RomanceRe: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by Revolva(m): 7:56am On Nov 14, 2015
No mind all dese ladies...I don't pitythem these dayso.....any gal that don't contribute to mywellbeing n upliftment in any way is outta my life gbam
HealthRe: Ways To Prevent HIV Without Condom by Revolva(m): 10:34am On Nov 11, 2015
Pple still. De worry bout HIV again...na wa o...HIV no de fear africans again na ebola...ok be d isshhhh...omo I dde bang steady......one tin must kill aa man.....
Culture7 Reasons Why You Should Hate Nigeria by Revolva(op): 9:41pm On Nov 10, 2015
Having travelled the world, you get a pretty fair view on how fascinating some countries and the cultures they carry can be. In the spirit of repartee and with a pinch of salt,


1. Because their men are great lovers

Ever been kissed by a Nigerian man? One touch and your life is skewed forever. There is no actual word for their form of kissing but it’s akin to having your lips plugged to a suction pipe, an embrasser avec la langue of sorts which leaves your facial muscles hurting in all the wrong places.
kerry


2. Because we’ve been allowed to believe that Nigerian women can’t get slim

Current diet books claim that Nigerian women are chubby because they eat only fresh beef, all day. Their obesity rates are bursting the scales and one in four women is on some kind of medication before they hit menopause. Try sitting with them on a bus and you suffocate. The fact that Agbani Darego went on to win the Miss World pageant in 2001 doesn’t count…she’s only an exception.



3. They have no chill for wildlife, too

All flying and crawling creatures are for food in this country. In 2015, millions of chickens and goats are force-fed with grass in order to produce enough meat for a single meal. Heck, there’s a part of Nigeria where dogs are considered a delicacy. How weird is that?!



4. Because they lack humour

Have you heard a Nigerian laugh before? Utter chaos! Before the Revolution, the French invented the word l’esprit, which means ‘wit’, but the term “humour” had no comparison until this group of people were created. At the slightest tickle, they burst in rib-racking laughter with veins popping out of their heads, almost like a convulsion.



5. And they think their cooking is the best in the world

Large bowls of fatty meat steeped in greasy oil is a Nigerian’s version of a gourmet meal. They boast of 5-star multichain hotels with international standard chefs and when the platter is served, round balls called Eba big enough to choke you in the throat stare you in the face. Who knows, maybe this is what makes their dishes so popular. Coincidence,non?


6. Because they love Fela

In 1969, Fela went on tour of the United States as the first authentic black musician to play in 10 American cities. His fame did not stop there. With his quick tongue and witty disposition, he soon became a primary target of the military regime he fought against. Fela’s music went platinum, he died of AIDS and had a heavy drug problem.

7. And they hate rock ‘n’ roll

At least most of them do. It’s strange how you see them gyrating to a class of music called Fuji, which totally lacks rhythm by the way, and yet have they turn their nose up at metallic rock. Yes, their artistes have won countless awards around the globe and yes, their excitement is infectious sometimes but this doesn’t mean a thing…or does it?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His New R8 Car (Photos) by Revolva(m): 12:47pm On Nov 08, 2015
na only dem de buy car na only dem de win all the award
EducationRe: Laptop Fee In UNN Causes Hardship Among Students (photos) by Revolva(m): 12:46pm On Nov 08, 2015
nigeria education is for the rich
IslamRe: Ways To Please Your Wife (islamic Perspective) by Revolva(m): 1:13pm On Nov 06, 2015
what about giving her the right size of cucumber or bannas to eat
Computers4 Signs It’s Time To Upgrade To Windows 10 by Revolva(op): 12:06pm On Nov 06, 2015
Windows 10 has been downloaded over a million times by different users worldwide. Meanwhile, other users who want to download or upgrade their system have the opportunity to do so because it is free.

When you receive notification

The notification is the simplest signal that users can get to upgrade their system. When you click the windows 10 icon at the bottom left hand corner of your system, you will find information on whether you can upgrade or not. However, before then, you will receive notifications to inform you that you can schedule your windows 10 upgrade. It is free for a limited period.

Free till July 2016

From now until July 2016, you can upgrade to Windows 10 for free. So, why don’t you upgrade it now rather than paying for it later. After July 2016, you will have to pay for. Despite, the complaints about the upgrade, it is advisable to do it now because the future of windows is 10.

Less Complaints

There has been a quantum of complaints about windows 10 and it has made many users cautious to upgrade from their windows 7, 8 and 8.1 to 10. It is therefore, follows that users have to be careful, backup all their files and thoroughly ensure that the complaints die down before they download it.

When you have no choice

There will come a time when users will have no choice than to upgrade their systems to windows 10 because of compatibility issues. Soon, many of the software that will be produced will only work with windows 10. Hence, it will become compulsory for users to upgrade their windows especially when the software is important to their work.
BusinessRe: How To Link Your BVN To Your Gtbank Acct Via Any Atms Nationwide. by Revolva(m): 6:41pm On Nov 05, 2015
Gtbank is d best bank in this naija
CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by Revolva(m): 8:01pm On Nov 02, 2015
Wow akwaibom na their afang soup I just like
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Really Life After Death? by Revolva(m): 12:37pm On Nov 01, 2015
Wetin concern me if there is life after death .....instead of you guys to live life to the fullest while on earth you are here bothering if you will come back to life again....


Nonsense tought....this is the only life I know...the one am seeing..like dis...if I die...I die..i got nothing to loose
RomanceRe: At 31, Not In A Serious Relationship: Should I Be Worried? by Revolva(m): 11:45am On Nov 01, 2015
At 31 u de worry bout not being in a cerious relationship....bro ur own good...only woman needs to de worry....oga gals yakpa everywhere oooo free gals to blow keep blowin dem till u get tired of blowin n den settle down wit one babe
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Shows Off Her Swimming Pool (ready To Swim) by Revolva(m): 11:22am On Nov 01, 2015
Wow can I b ur pool boy linda
FamilyRe: My Father Said He Will Never Forgive Me Because I Didn't Go For Service!!! by Revolva(m): 11:18am On Nov 01, 2015
Nonsense idea. NYSC should be scrapped ....ur papa is old. School
CultureRe: A Tribute To The Beautiful Itsekiris Of The Niger Delta by Revolva(m): 11:14am On Nov 01, 2015
Goodboiyy:
I know.. but oritsefemi grew up with his mother. that y I said he identifies with Ilaje most.
He grew wit both parents...bro...he was close to join his mum pple much....ok cos na lagos we de na where yoruba is mostly spoken so he knows yoruba language...
PoliticsRe: People Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker In Lagos (Photo) by Revolva(m): 10:36am On Nov 01, 2015
Just a strike of heat and they will be roasted BBQ....see wat poverty has brought to dis nation....
CultureRe: A Tribute To The Beautiful Itsekiris Of The Niger Delta by Revolva(m): 10:33am On Nov 01, 2015
Goodboiyy:
Itsekiri and ilaje re very close .. I was surprise 1 day wen I saw an ilaje boy bearing an Itsekiri surname (Family name).. oritsefemi identify with Yoruba more than Itsekiri.. I think he his more Ilaje than itsekiri

@Scholes0 write about Itsekiri/Ilaje relationship na.. I would have done that but I don't know much about Ilaje .
Oga oritsefemi papa na itsekiri delta state his mum is ilaje yoruba....ondo...ok I know am reach house ok.....i know his family compound ok....dont argue wit me
CultureRe: A Tribute To The Beautiful Itsekiris Of The Niger Delta by Revolva(m): 9:05am On Nov 01, 2015
Oritsefemi na correct itsekiri oooo but his mum is ilaje yorubaaa...
BusinessRe: BVN Deadline: 26m Bank Accounts To Be Frozen by Revolva(m): 8:59am On Nov 01, 2015
Good bye to my yeye diamond bank account.....let it ggo let it go
Christianity EtcRe: Alcohol: good Or Evil. What The Bible Really Says. by Revolva(m): 8:57am On Nov 01, 2015
Jesus turn water. Into wine....*nd dose days their wine is damm strong...so jesus boose everybody so why una go say make I no drink..una de crase....
RomanceRe: How To Know She Is A ‘runs Girl’ Without Meeting Her In Person by Revolva(m): 8:31am On Nov 01, 2015
grin many babe's for naija now de do runs codedly.....as long as u give dem trips...u go bang dem taya..so na who come be ashewo again now..all girls na ashewo
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by Revolva(m): 9:28am On Oct 31, 2015
odinese:
.you idiots should stop having sex.

Shameless youths. angry
Na ur dick dem take bang....r u lame...abi ur dick no de charge....

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