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Mouka is a. Jujuman jare na jazz e dontake mmugu all dem members

Santa rollin d weed...Santa is a dope dealer lol

For calls MTN Is the Cheapest to me.

For ata on my q10 Glo

Lepa but too fine

Balderdash

Hahaha no girl has a good past......many have been damaged by poles of many size

All na lamba.......enjoy ur sex test ur skills oooo cos anyone wey de wai for virgin de disturb he self.....forget dat old story book called bible

Foool when olosho full everywhere bastard

A big boobs n azz n a good character loveable woman I ever need...

But I no go lie e hard to see naija babe's with a loving heart dat can suppport a man's drean ooo

All dis one na heavy story I de use my condomm de enjoy....my bangin witmany bitches all girls na ashewo never trust demm even ur girlfriend sef someone de nak her raw in this our naija wey money na d ultimate....as for me I will keep using condom abi una want stop me from bangin.......story for d godz

Dis look like a movie

Omo toolz is ok but Juliet got everytin I can drink her bath water ukwu to do doggy. Suck her......

Hausas are counted among the three most prominent tribes in Nigeria and they occupy the middle-belt to northern regions of the country.

Like other tribes, Hausas have a rich culture and unique traditions. They also have certain wise sayings drawn from the rich experiences of their daily lives. While these proverbs which have been passed down from one generation to the other offers great insight, some of them are also hilarious and bring a smile to the face of the listener.
I Selected a delightful number of these proverbs in the hope that you will not only see a different side of the Hausas whenever you travel north or pay them a visit, but will also have a exciting time reading through them:


Idan dei a chini ba a seyer ba, kaza ta fi doki

Translation: If it is a matter of eating and not of selling, then the hen is better than a horse.

Meaning: Everything is unique and has its own peculiar uses.

Fawa biu tana bata hankali’n kuda

Translation: Two pieces of meat confuse the mind of the fly.

Meaning: When you have too many options, there is a high chance you will hesitate

Makafo ya rassa ido, ya che ido na wari

Translation: The blind man lacks eyes, he says eyes stink.

Meaning: You cannot appreciate what you do not have.

Mai akwia ya yi taffia derri, bale mai kua

Translation: If the owner of a goat is not afraid to travel by night, why should the owner of a hyena be (seeing that night is the usual time for a hyena to move about).

Meaning: Sometimes the danger we find ourselves in is of our own doing.

Na Ma’azu kasshi’n shanu

Translation: The Nupes are like cow’s dung- they are so deceitful (Cow’s dung which has been exposed to the air has a hard outside and a soft inside)

Meaning: The manner of a Nupe is sincere while his heart is false.

naija gals n there dieing in silence attitude...i beg all dis one no de enter their head..na only to de jealous dem sabi well well

Hahhaha e never see anytin.....e de madt

Haaa una bounce Paul o prime d biggest boy.....u wan die....d man na BIG shoe ooo omo no try dis man O e get mouth na e de design most shows n endorsement for artist

Dis should not bring tribaal bash na....na wa ooo.....nigerians n tribalism...

Well linda should go and pay her taxes jare....wetin abi she waan go kirikiri prison..

Money rules dis world....if u get money things will surely work out wat ever u want to do will be possible but if u r broke n poor..livin in d slums....omo e go be like say u no no how to do things....get rich or die trying

I de laff....dis op cos all I see here is just rubbbish so no be money persson go take do weding dd idiot de say make person no play bet9ja...no be money we all de find? Oya come sponsor my weddin na

Hahah dis na meat for me snail stew or soup igbin....yeeeaahh kpa na dese idiots de take do facial....these ladies must be wiked ooo

Some Yankee babe's even use sperm for facial...I read it na wa oo

Omo naa wa ooo d only good thing is for people receiving money from abroad....ooo cos d exchange rate go pay us we de recieve moulah from abroad

We wey no get money nkor to attend the show...we de look from here

Nigeria is famed for its romantic men. They go out of their way to ‘give’ women what they want, however receiving gifts is not the exclusive preserve of women even though culture demands that men provide nearly everything a woman wants.

A beautiful young African American man and woman photographed on a white background wearing white clothing.

If you are the mood to do something spectacular and boost your romantic life, how about trying something new with your ‘bae’ for a change for the 2015 Christmas? these are 5 things women can do for their men this Christmas.



Tasty and Delicious Food

Food is definitely one ingenious way to steal man’s heart. Make an attempt to cook something new or add something different to give the meal a more delicious taste and it will go a long way. As they say food is a sure tool for stealing a man’s heart.

Wife

A man will not readily admit it that he needs wife. But the desire for companionship and thirst for love goes beyond the facade – it runs deep. So, women…get your game on as there are men out there searching for their other half this Christmas.



A trip to the Calabar carnival

The Calabar carnival is Africa’s largest street party and one of the biggest events happening in December. It will be a good idea for both of you to take a trip to Nigeria’s hospitality hub for the time of your lives. If you can set this up, he’ll never forget you.

A break from demands

Christmas is a very important period of the year where gift sharing is encouraged. Quite a substantial number of men request a break from these demands so they are allowed to use their discretion to buy personal gifts for their women without being nagged into doing so.



A bottle of sparkling wine

If your man doesn’t mind a sip of liquor, this is a good time to buy him one. He will actually be surprised that you thought of buying something precious because men have entirely embraced the idea that he is to provide for a woman and this will add some spice to your relationship.

Bro it's a pity ur wife is a LovePeddler......

Haaa for she to have the mind to bring anoda man into ur bed room for a week omo ur own don finish.....anytime dem call u for conference now ur mind go de cut...lol...see divorce d s..t....or revenge back by bringin 2 oloshos to strip for u....n bang u...na there she go taya for u come leave uu

This Christmas, food will be available in an unquantifiable measure for many and everyone is guaranteed some fun because it is a time for sharing gifts and delicious meals with friends and family.

It therefore, follows that the temptation to eat anything and everything will overwhelm some people who may have a hard time resisting the tendency of overeating. Because heavy eating can take a toll on the body,these are 4 reasons why you should watch the size of your platter this festive season.

Weight Gain

This is an obvious disadvantage of eating too much. Your body mass index will increase and can lead to obesity. If you are obese, it is advisable to avoid any fatty foods but if you want to indulge, be ready to engage in high-intensity exercise to help you burn the fat.

Stomach Upset

The most common cause of stomach upsets are eating and drinking too much. Individuals that suffer symptoms of stomach upsets are likely to visit the convenience more than twice a day. Interestingly, due to the fact that food is aplenty during Christmas, it is worthwhile not to overeat so that you do not suffer a heartburn, nausea and belching. In addition, you will miss out in the Christmas fun if you have stomach upset.


Lethargy

If you are feeling lazy immediately after a humongous meal it simply means that you have eaten too much and it is affecting you negatively. To prevent you from feeling lethargic during this festive season, try to eat right.

Danger of disease

High cholesterol, diabetes, heart diseases, hypertension, depression and poor sleep are some of the symptoms of overeating. It can turn into a horrible Christmas if you throw caution to the wind and eventually experience any of these dangers or side effects.

Omo dis man is just wastin his time....the oldest profession in the world.....hahahaha all akwa ibom babe's na hustlers weda d one for hotel or home we know how to bring d freaks outta dem

Um caster is not a full female..a hermophrodite indeed....well na dem sabi

Nigeria is a jungle ground...dats all I know

Na ur own cup of tea be dat

Omona d crocodile meat sure pass

Omo for naijaa all men for himself

If u do good na yu dem go blame