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You no like roasted fish? Atleast she no dey bother U with finance .... And yes your story Wu nu efule

Whatever makes her comfy

Now the let the dog a rest .... Rip

Hahahahahhahaha my guy no b small

Ekejoestar:
Me dat haff lost count nko

TheEnygma:
.... I don beat your record like 5 years ago because right now I think I should be above 35 and some of them was more than twice.

hahahahahahahahaha sail on

Issorai.... I don't have a link to drop

UyaiIncomparabl:
I wasn't searching for one on NL. Drop link, baba.

Wow!!!!! Wahala dey be that oooo.... I am still trying to finish my counting and I dey like 19 sef

Very outspoken yea but to generalise is a no no ....anyway whatever keeps your boat rocking ....but the whites U will certainly not find in nairaland..all the best in your search

If she is coded then fire away but mehn !!! It never ends well thus the quote " don't shit where U eat "

ChizzyBuna:
My neighbor brought in a house girl last month.
For sometime we started chatting when we meet each other outside the compound.
Today I came back around 5pm and she was alone with her Madam's kids. Her madam never comeback
We started chatting and cracking jokes
Long story short, she came into my apartment. But nothing happened

She has gone now, but I keep thinking if it's a good idea to Bleep her or should I die the matter??

What are your experience from having sex with your neighbor.
Good idea or bad idea??

Since I began to understand the sorry state of our educational system, I have decided to bother less cause alot of em truly have nothing and know nothing or even how to type a complete sentence

Hahahahahaha I dey tell u....I cannot shock my shock anymore ... Once door close behind man and woman ....

Skyfornia:
It will shock you to know that many abnormal things are done during sexual intercourse....from licking each others saliva, to licking of ass, licking of armpit, ears, nose, eating of raw kitten, swallowing of sperm etc

My shock is no longer shocked.

You won't understand

Lonelypacifist6:
This whole plate is snacks! If you want to eat food nko?

Life truly answers the name U call it.... U r cute ... And if U don't mind you can show me practically how this green light thing works..... Smiles!!!!

AngelicDamsel:
Many ladies still use green light. Ask Simi.




Take the risk. I always advise guys to first make a girl happy and then take their shots. In her happy mood your chances are high, and if she says no in her happy mood them game over.

It all comes down to happiness. Whether money, good sex, good looks, good physique...... Everyone is after his/her own happiness.

For us that are sensitive to light and colour blind , how we go take know say d light na green?

AngelicDamsel:
Many ladies still use green light. Ask Simi.

Shey U don see where road block U dey nack head up and down after now U go begin cry say as uber driver dem call u to come pick person for hotel, guess who

First tenure opari!!!!! Second tenure now ending and actions are still on plans to be taken .... A man who takes a month to plan for common breakfast will never be serious with anything in life

Meanwhile in another country ,almost all the top offices are headed by terrorists and alshabab informants.... We are watching

Your brain dey dia but non of dem be my type

SmartPolician:
U wan date one come hammer, abi?

How many girls this people be sef... Dem no dey finish ?

Hahahahaha maybe na this type of lion Samson kill

Even if U don't want to speak to her, it's her bday ..respect it and just call.... It wouldn't cost much

Organ issues normally have same ending .... The very day I lost my dad to liver scirosis , the morning of that very day he was sparkling ... Dark glittering hair, his fairness was magnified and we were happy he bounced back and boom the next few hours during the day was hell...

Oh boy the only people so far that can't properly pronounce Corona virus ( comora drivus) hehehehe fine people sha

Damn my spec man.... Don't try this at home

ThisCouldBeUs:
And when she finally comes

Without good food and proper hygiene ... The second lion comes to mind

Hmmmmm and then ?

I don't really see a spontaneous person as an addict ... The fun of sex is the spontaneity

This one na snacks

Biochem

Why the stress

Okwu ebigo