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See, if you as a man mistakenly decides to play mummy and daddy with a Kenyan woman, na you to tire o. These folks have incredible resilience. As a lady, if you try to do that with a Kenyan man, your meow meow go catch fire and you might not walk again

salmonkay:
1

1 paintermeter == 2 Bellemeter

DenreleDave:
OpM Oduduwa peoples movement

An A4nja spotted. You want to take glory for something that happened in Niger Delta? Yurubaaaas self

OBAGADAFFI:
Hope the lesbians will Physically appear in Court

an easy way of catching them and enforcing the 14 years jail term enshrined in the constitution. They will move from the complainant to the culprit

OgbanjeProphet:
Op, sorry for your loss...

While you are on it, also find out who the mole in you closet is. It's very important to know who took or stole your ATM card so as to avoid another occurrence.

I hope you are not one of those who out of YEYE LOVE disclose their sensitive bank details to their boy or girlfriends.

Sorry once again. May such evil never happen to you again.

What has this got to do with the cowries? Abi you be babalawo?

Generalwoodz:
The Pope Must hear this!

Guy you just reminded me of this old film titled "The Pope must hear this" where Father JohnBosco (Ramsey Noah) was just fvcking so many people. Ranging from reverend sisters to church members and daughters of rich men

Awkuzuboi:
Odikwa risky
Concrete Neva set dey don dey roof am. This buildings should be proven safe first biko.

You've not heard about concretes that set in seconds? What do you think Bridges are built with?

eni4real:
Point and kill Governor

see as em hand dey always point at something. This man don tire me

Yurubalds of Lagos wee not like this

Thanks to Bubu baby.

I didn't need any jupiter to tell me that AlexReports is behind this thread. This guy na complete Ned reporter.


His other speciality is reporting Beauty Pageantries. Were ni bobo e

Ogun again! Oluwa wetin dey Ogunate na? These guys don dey turn Sodom small small o

Czartega:
have they killed it already? noooo what's wrong with Nigerians and their omnivorous appetite? we should learn to preserve nature na. horse, they will chop. rat, they will chop, even bats. I tire for nigerians

swear you did not eat chicken this Christmas or you no geh beef or fish for your pot. Do you know that's animal cruelty too?

Choski78:
. Na you count am say na 40000 remain well 39999 still remain if your right

I tire for the yeye statistics wey Oyibo dey give us o.

yarimo:
Skirt in NYSC camp, Chai man o war will be very interesting

lol, not only that. Night life at mami market will not require much stress again since the website will not have any login page. Some of them will even remove the little check(pata) and then, the only thing a guy needs is just to set his rod free and browse even on a chair

Righteousness89:
Impossible task........
The Capacity of the Human brain can only function to the degree GOD ALMIGHTY allows..
There is Only One RESURRECTION and THE LIFE. That is JESUS CHRIST... We don't have that Capability as Humans , Except on Basis where the dead is brought back to Life In The Name oF JESUS CHRIST

This is one Reason GOD ALMIGHTY made The Greatest gift (SALVATION) Free of Charge..

If Salvation/ Eternity in Heaven was Monetized, Many of us will not be able to Access it, as some persons would have Purchased for their Unborn Generations...

could you believe people now enter driverless cars and go to space, return and do some unimaginable things?

That is the power of science. It is always impossible until they prove it. Have you watched the movie titled "Replica"?

Lamanii22:
That lady was sent from the pit of hell... Damn... No evidence, no nothing... Sometimes it's good to be mean sef... Too much kindness isn't good... I'm really sorry you were accused wrongly and sacked all at once.. The lord would provide a better job for you Hun..

I swear. That was how I recently began to talk with a little girl of 19 that came to stay in my uncle's house cos she is always lonely. Only for her to be claiming familiarity and even insulting me on top. I don kukuma maintain my lane. I no kind again

Bbbwings:
Bananas, Beer, groundnut and yoghurt
Not milk bro

this man here wants to disfigure somebody's daughter. Maybe she give am tough time to chyke. Her own don be be that

wolesmile:
And mentally sound people are there praying for the fruits of the womb!!

God you are great...







By the way, who, in Lord Rhal's name, impregnated her?
Secondly, is mental illness hereditary? Cos I can't bear to see this cute baby......

If you want to investigate it, you will end up not finding it just like LORD RAHL AND THE BOXES OF ORDEN

SLAP44:
The African Black mamba

Black MAMBA no dey west Africa please. and it is called a black mamba not because of the color of the skin.....

Timileyin1234:
Na so this Pekus go die without getting sweetness of banana

come close and kneel... The evil spirit in you needs to be exorcised from you!

The way Nigerians call "black mamba" dey show how stupid and senseless we are. Other people mentioning other species of snakes that don't even exist talk more of existing in West Africa are the real cause of our problem.

Snake threads like this will show a million and one snake names and in the end, no conclusion will be made. Awon team Snake masters

splendour7:
its a sarpent,do you have ratus okpokotomus in your house? because sarpents like to chopment it..

Ratus okpokotomus That airtel ads na die...

Has he been killed yet? Why are humans this wicked? Taking advantage of a girl without her consent.

But, come to think of it, why are all these bad sex news coming from Ogun recently?

ofioh:
Buy affordable UK used laptops with 100% warranty

this same picture that I have been seeing all over facebook......

Offpoint:
lol, you think getting the equipment is my problem?

Have you ever wondered why till date even though there has been so much advancements in technology no human has been sent out to the moon after the Apollo Mission?

those ones are because they are yet to get the materials that could withstand the conditions. This one is to a planet na. And they seem to have the environmental conditions there

realstars:
Trump nø1, Putin no2, please what number is Buhari ?

is there anything like number -10000? Buhari occupies that position

Offpoint:
The amount these guys pumped into research for purpose of discovering any form of life, be it micro" outside the planet earth annually baffles me.

Such amount can eleviate 97% poverty on earth.

We can even coexist with humans, yet we're seeking an alien life.... pathetic.

100 light years and they call it "Near"

For those who don't know what light years means, it means:
At the speed of light I'll take you 100 years to get there and another 100 years back... which you know you can't get there, talk more of returning.

what if they find a way of travelling a few thousand times the speed of light?

kkremedy:
does this guy give to charity at all?

is Charity his girlfriend or relation? Why will he give to her?

Yohh:
I'm sure this guy is just using these purchases to acquire more money because there's no way he'll just be recruiting all brands of exotic cars for fun.

Did you just use RECRUITING? This thing pain you I swear

drizslim:
Yul be like "Village people no need of hiding from u guys no more.
I'm home, if i perish i perish"

I swear.. with em long chaplet

Association of name Igbo checkers has quickly checked the name and is pleased with it...

midnighter:
Whoever supplies the machines is supposed to provide a certain amount of free ones.

The entirety of ATM machines charging people to use them just because of belonging to an alternate bank is abnormal.

Like I said, you do not know how these things work