Mrshape:
TRG my other shape

Biko define your TRG

Mrshape:
Take necessary precaution, stay safe and relax your mind with this shape

The area is 394.24 square cm

onatisi:
This lockdown lockdown they are shouting all over will eventually end in chaos . It is absolutely insane to lockdown ppl in their houses for 2 weeks without providing them any food and expect them not to react.
Even the countries that started this lockdown method didn't do it this way, they are providing daily food to everyone and during the lockdown,they are going into every house testing everyone.
We are just telling ppl to lockdown , we are not testing them to know who and who is infected?
What the fg should have done is to close all schools ,give workers both state and federal workers 4 weeks break with double pay, ask all non essential private business to close for the same period , this will automatically reduce movement by 50% , give food markets 8hrs period to open every day. And establish testing centers in all wards and local government areas ,.TESTING IS THE KEY TO DEFEATING CORONA VIRUS NOT LOCKDOWN . the more you get ppl tested, the more you will understand and know what to do.

You are very correct bro. I wonder how we always arrive at this kind of people in government when we have so many cerebral people in the country. Our government is not a true representative of us at all. No planning, no foresight, no nothing... Just to sit at the realm of power and order... Chai!
It's very obvious that the strategy used in the developed nations won't definitely work here, why can't they design a strategy that will work here instead. At least they cannot be in power, have access to citizens data and nature of affairs in the country and say they don't understand the system. This is where educational intellects are needed but no, our government doesn't know the benefits of the Academia.

Garrieveryday:
China should be sued for this world calamity

Let's survive this first... A lot is yet to be unfolded!

We are getting there...

africanpride1:
*WELL PLAYED CHINA....*

*SCENE 1 :*
The curtain opens: China becomes ill, enters a "crisis" and paralyzes its trade. The curtain closes.

*SCENE II.*
The curtain opens: The Chinese currency is devalued. They do not do anything. The curtain closes.

*SCENE III.*
The curtain opens:: Due to the lack of trade of companies from Europe and the USA that are based in China, their shares fall 40% of their value.

*SCENE IV.*
The curtain opens:: The world is ill, China buys 30% of the shares of companies in Europe and the US at a very low price. The curtain closes.

*SCENE V.*
The curtain opens: China has controlled the disease and owns companies in Europe and the US. And he decides that these companies stay in China and earn $ 20,000Billions. The curtain closes. How is the play called?

*SCENE VI:*
*Checkmate!*

*ReAmazing but true*

Two videos have passed between yesterday and today that convinced me of something I suspected, but had no basis. It was just my speculation. Now I am convinced that the coronavirus was purposely propagated by the Chinese themselves.

At first they were too prepared. Three weeks after the start of the roll, 14 days and a 12,000-bed hospitals were already under construction. And they really built them in two weeks.

Awesome.

Yesterday they announced that they had stopped the epidemic. They appear in videos celebrating, they announce that they even have a vaccine. How could they create it so quickly without having all the genetic information? Well if you are the owner of the formula it is not difficult at all.
And today I just saw a video that explains how Den Xiao Ping gave the west a half stick. Due to the coronavirus, the actions of Western companies in China fell dramatically. China I just hope, when they went down enough they bought them. Now the companies, Created by the USA and Europe in China with all the technology put in by these exchanges and their capital they passed into the hands of China, which is now rising with all that technological potential and will be able to set prices at will to sell everything they need to the West. How are you?

None of this could have happened by chance. China who cared that a few old men died? Fewer old-age pensions to pay, but the loot has been huge. And right now the West is financially defeated, in crisis and stunned by the disease. And without knowing what to do.

Masterfully diabolic. It had to be the communists. |

Adding to this, they are now the single largest owners of US treasury with 1.18 trillion holding surpassing Japan.
An instrument that has seen the most rally

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On the other hand USA / South Korea / United Kingdom / France / Italy / Spain and Asia are severely hit

How come Wuhan is suddenly free from the deadly virus?

China says that the drastic initial measures that they took were very stern and Wuhan was locked down to contain the spread to other areas

Why Beijing was not hit ? Why only Wuhan?

It is interesting to ponder upon.. right ?

Well ..Wuhan is open for business now

Covid - 19 needs to be seen in the backdrop of the arm twisting of China by USA in the trade war

America and all the above mentioned countries are devastated financially

Soon American economy may collapse as planned by China.

China knows it CANNOT defeat America militarily as USA is at present THE MOST POWERFUL country in the world.

So use the virus...to cripple the economy and paralyse the nation and its Defense capabilities.

I am sure Nancy Pelosi, the enemy within, got a part in this.... to topple Trump....

Lately President Trump has always been comfirming of how the GREAT American economy was improving on all fronts and jobs were coming back to the USA

The only way to destroy his vision of making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is to create an ECONOMIC HAVOC.

Nancy Pelosi was unable to bring down Trump through impeachment.....so work along with China to destroy Trump by releasing a virus.

Wuhan's epidemic was a showcase.

At the peak of the virus epidemic....China's President Xi Jinping...just wore a simple RM1 facemask to visit those effected areas.

As President he should have been covered from head to toe.....but that was not the case.

He was already injected to resist any harm from the virus....that means a cure was already in place before the virus was released

China's vision is to control the World ECONOMY by buying up stocks now from countries facing the brink of severe ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.....Later China will announce that their Medical Researchers have found a cure to destroy the virus

Playing games with human lives, now China shall OWN the stocks of All Western Alliances and these Countries would need extra wisdom not to become servants to their new oppressor.... CHINA

Well analyzed... However, if this is the reality, then the real war is just about to begin!

MiVida:
It happens there all the time... I'm afraid, there's nothing you can do about it.


You trust who you never ever ever met!? You're not fit to be called a Nigerian.

Gbam!

So you guys can't recognize your president shey... Nonsense!

There's sense in what the op posted up there... The devil in a man could make him go any length to meet his desires, especially when it has to do with power gain.

Imagine...

Cute big eyeballs...

laughitall:
All things bright and beautiful...

The Lord has made them all...

Teaser4:
I'm back again lol, albeit I said my previous post, go be my last post on this thread. I read some people's story here, and I feel like dropping mine too. It can only get better.

I graduated from high school in 2006(16 years old). I end staying at home for 5 years, before I gained university admission in 2011, we resumed in Jan 2012.(five months to 22nd birthday)

Can you believe I didn't learn a single skill throughout my 5 years at home. I didn't complete the computer training i enrolled for, na later I learn am lol.

I just dey hustle, i teached in a primary school for about two half years, I resigned and enter the street, with my some friends, we dey engage in some very hard sunny jobs, but the pay was good then, na so I waste my 5 years lol....

College wasn't too smooth, thanks to strike; Internal(ALUTA, my OAU folks can relate and external(ASUU). i graduated from college early 2016.(26 years old).

Unfortunately, I wasn't mobilized for NYSC that year, I had to wait for another year, it was so painful, cos age no dey my side. well this time I use am wella, to cut the long story short I finished nysc 2018(28years old).

As a street boy, I don calculate say job no be for everyone, me included so I step up my hustle and diversify. I lock up, no CV, my pali(certificate) just dey rest somewhere in my wardrobe...

So February last year, NNPC came, I calculated the age, fortunately for me I scaped through, so I decided to try.

I registered and I was shortlisted. i wrote the CBT and was invited for interview, I never saw that coming though, no be say I dull oh, but me interview lol.

The only thing wey pain me be say, the stress wey i went through, before dem give me my NECO certificate, cos e dey part of the documents wey dem request for. dos guys wey dey neco office stressed my life.

My dad followed me sef, i told him to chill say I go handle ma but he won't listen, don't mind himna so e be. I remember sometimes in 2008 wey we go Minna( Niger State) from Abeokuta (Ogun State), wey i go write Jamb, late registration issh, I no con gain admission with the jamb las las.

I left Abeokuta late that day wey i collect my neco certificate. I left around 6PM, I dey go ile-Ife. Dad told me to sleep over and go the next day, I was like I don overstay sef. I've got things to do and time no dey, na wetin make me miss oga Jarus interview be that.

I risked my life that night it wasn't funny. I had a flat tyre at Gbongan(Lagos/Ibadan expressway, around 10:30PM). Chai, my spirit almost left my body when I heard the sound, cos that place dey hot gan that time last year, robbery, kidnapping dey happen frequently.

I sha manage drive pass the thick bush, fortunately there was a fuel station nearby, dem never close, I met a road side vulcanizer, he was about leaving, I begged him to help that my journey still far, I tell am say I still dey go Ekiti lol.

i had experienced again around OUI roundabout(around 11PM), i heard another sound but not loud sha, damn another flat tyre and no more extras.

I was like damn mehn, am I gonna survive this night, to God be the glory here I am today, on top all the stress, dem no gimee job lol. I don get am for mind before say na 50/50.




I will be 30 by June, officially I can't get (GT)job in Nigeria, like I'm looking for one sef lol. na so I jejely went back to my plans, wey I don dey work on, along side waiting for nnpc.

Anytime wey i remember how the journey go be, I just dey shit for pants lol. I was hoping nnpc go safe me lol. now

The thought that, I'm gonna leave my fiancé in nigeria, and I go comot for two cold years, no dey go down well at all, no be say I like book like that but I gat no choice. Man must survive!!!!


My advice to us, be say make we no give up, and don't settle for less. You can do it if you believe, and you work towards it. it's not gonna be easy, it's gonna be hard, its gonna be very hard. You may fall into depression, you'd wanna give up, but eventually everything go fall in place. that's life....

if age no dey your side, abeg dey plan to comot the country, even if na South africa, some of their schools dey top 200(UCT) in the world.

Don't get stuck in naija, don't be a grupo lol, don't be that nigga wey dey always complain, complains like "if Eve no chop that Apple, I no go dey suffer today lol". Go and learn new ways to make money.

Lastly, don't join Amotekun!!! jk lol

We gonna be ok las las, remember say in life everybody get time wey dem go reach their destination.

Be strong!!!! always remember you're not doing this for yourself alone, you're also doing it for your unborn children, you're also doing it for the culture lol.

bobowaja, iyajelili and mitocyan, i go reach out to you guys soon. I've been extra busy since friday, I go settle down soon, I go reach out.

Jetting out of the country very soon.....

I wish all of us well in life. Never give up. be strong!!!

i hail all local men and women, i hail all APLees and us non APLees, I know its painful, but we all gonna be fine.

pS: abeg don't mind my grammar, all ye nairaland professor, i no sabi how to type grammar on NL, its not official, so I freestyle, just so you know, I slayed IELTS. so don't judge my intelligence based on my pidgin/bad grammar post.

Teaser4!!!!

Teaser4 in the building! Can't believe we share the same month and year... Lol!
Kindly reach out to me when you finally settle down.

monlawal:
I searched for tears. They ran away from me
I read success stories.... Feelings were mixed.
I punched the air... Tension was still high.
I chatted friends... My fingers preferred refreshing mails.
Allah knows best. I have moved on but do miracles happen on a Monday?

Allah's blessings are beyond human comprehension.
Is the existence of life itself not miraculous?

hillaboi:


It is well. We are in this together!

Let's trust God for better opportunities... Regards!

We keep aiming for the best bro... God is ever sufficient and with him the sky is just a starting point.
Best regards bro.

hillaboi:


Are u for real? First class with m.sc?

Wow...what's your discipline and state of origin?

Yes, I am for real.
Water Resources Management,
Ogun State

In life, the very first thing we need to learn is how to manage disappointments, because they do not define us but build us for better opportunities.

I'm very happy to see some of us on this platform get the so much cherished APL. Accept my hearty congratulations, may the Almighty God bless the new job for you and not make it a test on you. Please, do not forget your humble beginning and be kind enough to always help those you find in need of help.

My advice to those of us that didn't get the job, I want you to know it's not because you don't worth it but perhaps, there's something big somewhere you need to discover. All you need do is to never give up developing yourself, you will achieve your soul aim someday... Don't relent your efforts. It could be very hurtful to lose at this stage. Nonetheless, it's a sign that you've got what it takes to compete for the best. Please repackage yourself, apply for international scholarships and advance your skills. Don't discourage yourself based on the cost of some proficiency exams you need to take but give considerations to the afterward benefits.

Imagine, having a First Class first degree and an MSc. with a Distinction grade in a rare but relevant course with no success mail yet. It's my wish to work in the oil and gas industry and eventually go back into academics after retirement but perhaps, Lecturing is just the best for me at the moment. So, if nothing comes eventually, I will just continue building my career as an Academic and be the best I could. Who knows, someday I could be a top consultant to an IOC.

I wish everyone good luck in the future endeavors and I hope we all achieve the best in life and the hereafter.

Teaser4, Chasteguy, Geniusola, Larride, and all... You guys are great and I know the future holds the best for you guys... Success!

To all EH guys... May the Almighty God count you among the successful ones in this recruitment exercise.

Jarus... You are indeed a great man and I pray Almighty Allah continue to bless you.

#MaHumbleSelf... Rexmy

To imagine I was banned still baffles me... Una wellidone o moderators!
This one that everyone is having a 'next week' sauce upandan every new week... Oga o!!
Well, tomorrow never dies but I know this next week of a thing will end one very good day and we shall hear no 'next week' sauce anymore.

johnchima007:
My rent expired in January, I was about renewing before I saw a post made here by one oga I respect so much. I have since told my landlord to exercise patience till this Friday, but to be sincere I don't know what NNPC is doing. After greeting my landlord these days he will always remind me "na this Friday oo"....... For my mind, I don enter one chance. What if nothing comes from NNPC till Friday? What if after I renew the rent and NNPC calls? My head just dey hot these days. Nnpc we need closure ooooo...

Bro, I will advise you settle your landlord because that man definitely has a plan for that money and his joy lies in it. I was in a similar issue but had to settle up to give me a clear mind and prevent me from hindering someone else's blessing. When NNPC APL comes, you can move for a refund or possibly get someone to occupy the apartment.
One day, this wait will be over and we will be among the successful ones by God's grace.
Good luck bro!

BenFlash:

We still have space for IBUM just in case he hasn't repented.
If you say Akwa before it, omo na u sabi

...as in iBUM

BenFlash:


BUM sounds much better

You can pronounce it twice for a sub woofer effect

You guys on this thread mehn... BUM BUM

Ekuns:

Thanks for your contribution however, I have got it already. Thanks

Hello Ekuns, were you able to get the visa approved eventually?

Mitocyan:

Assin ehn, because I don't understand how someone can be so consistently antagonistical.

I wonder what motivates such behavior in a man... It's so annoying!

Something whispers to my ears that balher = Beaam
How can one be so much against someone else's info, to the extent that you want it to fail by force, all because you weren't privileged enough to get such info..
Repent young man!

Ladyjane5657:
Pls what happpend on page 1526 ??

Tsunami!!!

It's all going to end in our favour by God's grace (Ameen).

Jarus:


A candle does not diminish by lighting another.

Certainly...
You are one of those that inspire me to never stop rendering assistance whenever such opportunity poses itself.
Thumbs up, Sir!

Teaser4:
lol...nope bro...ayam from the Southwest

Lolzzz... I think say you wan port ni
From his post, I think the frequency of portal visit has to do with the Northern candidates alone.
By God's grace we shall triumph and be among the successful candidates to receive NNPC Appointment Letter.