Nice compilations...

And some of us think this country can become better someday? Chai... with such attitude, I'm sorry the country will continue to sink.
I could remember a similar exposure during my industrial training at a Federal Government Parastatal in year 2012. Civil service salary is nothing to write home about but corruption levels up things for them. It's frankly obvious that our structure does nothing but promotes corrupt practices, which outrightly hurts the system. We definitely can't fight corruption unless we overhaul the system completely.


Nice interview though...

OP you are doing well!

HeavenlyCherub:


You can tell a lot about a person by what they write when anonymous. You can say anything you want to say without fear of judgment. From what I read day in and out on Nairaland I don’t wish to meet 90%. Most are not God fearing, sexist and toxic

Well going by your observations, I should let you know that most guys here post for fun. You'd be surprised to know their real traits and lifestyles. I met few fellows through nairaland during service year and they all proved to be amazing personalities. So, don't judge by what you read, most are just having fun.

HeavenlyCherub:


Nairaland for husband. 90% of the men on Nairaland are monsters

But how many of them did you come across to make such definite assertion?

Nice one... Interesting and educating!

MrBrownJay1:


do everything to make sure the babe returns the money (even pretend you will marry again, if she does).... then when she returns the money, get rid of this low life thieving woman from your life.

you can already see the type of deceitful demon she will turn into...

We all deserve forgiveness, remember! She did something really wrong, fine, but change is constant. The guy shouldn't be too tough on her by canceling the marriage but rather make her see reasons why she needs to be a better person. Moreover, something better must have made them want to come together as one in the first instance.

This looks cool!

APCLyingBastard:
wrong

Well another way to it is that since it can either be the box with or GS, that means at the initial stage there are 3 G balls and 1 S ball that could be selected. Since selection is without replacement and a G ball had been selected, then there are 2 possible G balls left to be selected after initial selection i.e. 2 G balls and 1 S ball are left after initial selection. As such,
Pr(selecting G ball again) = number of G balls left ÷ number of total balls left
= 2/3

APCLyingBastard:
IQ tests need to be mandatory to post here. So I am kicking it off with this very rudimentary test.

Provide reasons for your answer.

See pic below for test.

Firstly, since the first ball you selected is gold, then you are likely to have selected from either of 2 boxes.
Secondly, since you are thinking of selecting another gold ball, then your concern is on 1 box i.e. box with
Hence, the Pr(selecting another gold ball) = number of box with /total number of boxes = 1/3

Pryanka

Donald3d:
A man and his dog are on opposite sides of a river .
The river is 10 km long and 100 meters wide.
The dog crossed over to the other side of the river within approximately 5 minutes to meet its owner without getting wet and without using a boat.
How did the dog do it ?

The dog used a bridge.

naptu2:
Biography.

Ibrahim Agboola Gambari, CFR (born November 24, 1944, in Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria) is a Nigerian scholar and diplomat. He was Minister for External Affairs between 1984 and 1985. Gambari has been appointed by the secretary-general of United Nations Ban Ki-moon and the chairperson of the African Union Commission as Joint African Union-United Nations Special Representative for Darfur effective from 1 January 2010. He is currently the Special Adviser on the International Compact with Iraq and Other Issues for the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Previously, he served as the Under-Secretary-General of the United Nations (USG) for the Department of Political Affairs (DPA). He was appointed on June 10, 2005, and assumed the post on July 1 of that year.

On March 4, 2013, Ibrahim Gambari was named by the Kwara State Governor, AbdulFatah Ahmad, as the pioneer chancellor of the Kwara State University, making him the ceremonial head of the university who presides over convocations to award degrees and diplomas and also supports the vision and mission of the university in all respects, including fundraising, social, economic and academic goals. As a university that continues to gain credence as a community development university with world class standards, the selection of Gambari is expected to give the institution additional international boost and recognition. Gambari is also co-chair of the Albright-Gambari Commission.

Education
Gambari attended King's College, Lagos. He subsequently attended the London School of Economics where he obtained his B. Sc. (Economics) degree (1968) with specialisation in International Relations. He later obtained his M.A. (1970) and Ph. D. (1974) degrees from Columbia University, New York, USA in Political Science /International Relations.

Academic career
Gambari began his teaching career in 1969 at City University of New York before working at University of Albany. Later, he taught at Ahmadu Bello University, in Zaria, Kaduna State, the second largest university in Africa. From 1986 to 1989, he was Visiting Professor at three universities in Washington, D.C.: Johns Hopkins School of Advanced International Studies, Georgetown University and Howard University. He has also been a research fellow at the Brookings Institution also in Washington D.C. and a Resident Scholar at the Bellagio Study and Conference Center, the Rockefeller Foundation-run center in Italy. He was accorded, honoris causa, the title of Doctor of Humane Letters (D.Hum.Litt.) from the University of Bridgeport. He is a member of the Johns Hopkins University's Society of Scholars. He was decorated with the title of Commander of the Federal Republic (CFR) by the Government of Nigeria.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibrahim_Gambari


His nephew, Alhaji Ibrahim Kolapo Sulu Gambari, is the Emir of Ilorin.

His profile seems interesting... I hope he delivers righteously.

Hhmmm...

Blueelf:


Okay. At least una know say the guy dey lie

Na him own cup of wine be that...

Dreyton36:

Anything you believe in no qualms, but if you know that someone who fasts don't lie then you'll keep shut

Whether you dey lie or not, I no care... Sha finish the thing wey you start

Blueelf:


Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

Bro leave out the fact that people are interested in the story. It doesn't matter if it's all a lie or not... Just here to have fun.

Dreyton36:
Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

Guy! Guy! I say guy!
You be correct story teller

Steve0979:
Is first class degree a ticket to getting a job in Nigeria?

Yes, it is!
However, it depends on the steps you take afterwards.

kaluxy007:
In these days of Corona virus pandemic, tensions are high but we just have to calm our nerves a bit

So let's share our funniest experience during our teenage days.

Mine - After our WAEC exam in 2014 my friend took his girlfriend home, he was a virgin then and the girl had sex just once. During the sex rump, the girl cummed so hard that she passed out and stopped moving. My guy started sweating and crying. He called me when she refused to wake up after 1hr.

In his words "Kaluxy! You know say your popsy na police, how many yrs imprisonment for murder case "

Very funny... Hahahaha

Lukgaf:
As salaam alaykum,

THE SULTAN OF SOKOTO In person of Dr Sa'ad Abubakar III has just announced the sighting of the moon and to this effect it has been declared that tomorrow Friday, 24th of April 2020 corresponds to the 1st Ramadan 1441 A.H.

Details soon.

Alhamdulilah robil'alamin
Ramadan Kareem!

Pchikaodili:

Thanks bro you're good

You are welcome bro

Mrshape:

Not correct tty again please

Mehn... This your shape is giving me headache o

Mrshape:
You are correct boss. Oil day your head Try the shape (Quarter +Quater- 2 semicircle) =bottom

31.89

Pchikaodili:
please who can solve this

Check this out...

Imagine what the figure would have been if the testing capacity was up to 10,000 per day.

This is far below the true cases we have yet some people are still joking around... It is well!

Imagine what the figure would have been if the testing capacity was up to 10,000 per day.

This is far below the true cases we have yet some people are still joking around... It is well!

Imagine what the figure would have been if the testing capacity was up to 10,000 per day.

This is far below the true cases we have yet some people are still joking around... It is well!

Mrshape:

You want to do give anyway on it?

Smiles... I'm just curious why you are yet to provide the solution as promised.

Mrshape:

I will do it now

Are you sure you have a solution to this your question... thinking aloud

45

Mrshape:
Stay safe with Mr shape

Fynestboi olawalebabs Richiez laslasticlala
Try it I will post solution later

What does the S stand for?
Is it that the radius of the circles are equivalent to the length of the square