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Eke40seven:
Let me guess.
Upper limits of their ages in each situation.
Option A. 100, 80, 60, 40, 2
Option B. 80, 60, 40, 20, 2
Option C. 90, 70, 50, 30, 2
Option D. 85, 65, 45, 25, 2.

And the old woman from obiakpor whom her kinsmen claimed to be 134 doesnt look older than the first mama. If that woman's child is not at least 100, (magnanimous) considering the fact that women then marry as teenagers then that age is just fictitious.

Happy mother's day, what an accomplishment, what grace!!

That baby isn't up to 2. She is within the range of 9 months and 14months

ahnie:
Dear diary....Have I told you how zino took my mini brassier box unto the loo(toilet) and deposited the entire bras into bowl of water .No bra to wear to school and I cant leav my bobby dangling like sokoto carrots.i cudnt help but had to cry.i cried like something x.infact I made sure we shared the crying.That pikin wee not kee me.gat no choice than to strategize and wrapper dry one of the bras and off we went.

Most times I cry. .when I want to turn on my sides...i dread that phase the most.or when muscle pull starts.it hurts like Hell.

Little missy would always tell me...mama zino sorry yel...dont cry or stop crying.And if the pains z much,zino wee place her tiny palms on my head and tell me ..mrs mama ahnie zino sorry nah...E don do.mama zino keep kwayet e don do.sorry yel.that time most errand she refuses to run for me...you wee see her trying to make amends.Lately she has bn sweeping the kitchen and the balcony even doe say e nor dey sweep am clean.

She has been disturbing me to teach her how to cook.cook ke....for who?wia she wan start from?May God bless my little missy.

Mrs maureensylvia how z your ministry?Regards to your FAM.

Rezzy ma'am how are you dooying?

My sister We are fine. How is d pushing ministry and little miss Zino?


All these our little ones can wound someone with there play. Early this month, Kaka said he wants to bath and carried rechargeable to the bathroom, later, I noticed the bathroom wasn't bright, so I checked, lo and behold my rechargeable inside basin of water swimming. Thank God for torchlight phone. We used torchlight phone for two weeks before dh bought anyone.

WambyDiapers:
We gave crayons to the children here and asked them "What do you call Mummy?". So they created this lovely sign. And the kids said that their Mummies were 10/10 in their eyes! So from Today all through Tuesday, please take 10% off our entire catalogue. Happy Mother's Day.

(Shout out to the Mums who also speak their language to their kids!! Can you identify which language each one is?)

Iye- Edo
Nne- Igbo
Iya- yoruba

Can't find my own

enque:
public transport or driving?

Public transport

Good afternoon mamas

How do I get to OGunlana Drive from Oshodi?

Thanks

alawi5k:
I concur. But Npower volunteers should also share the blame. Imagine someone using his brother bvn to register and he is expecting alert. Some their bank name is different from their NPVN name. The married women are the worst. Example, Bank name: Bola kate Tunde, NPVN name: Bola Fashola. Most of them failed NIBSS validation...

But all bank accounts have been linked. And besides that, change of name was submitted on the day of verification. Like mine, it's the bvn that has a different surname.

Mama Zino I am fine. How is Zino and the pushing ministry?
The Lord is your muscle.

This bank issue and BVN tayed me. Ok, I used my husband's surname (shorten name) to open skye bank account and also got my BVN there. I linked all my accounts that bears my maiden name during that BVN wahala period.

November last year, went to gtb to open account and was asked where I got the BVN from, I said UBA, the guy said nop that's skye bank and that I won't be able to link it because it's different surname.I wanted to use my maiden name.

He said I should use my husband surname to open the account that is the only way they can link it. I started to explain to him that I have linked all my account that bears my maiden name. He said that was before that one can no longer link different surname. . Na so I con taya.

Anyway, next week planning to get another BVN with my husband's surname. (the full surname)

I remember vividly in early December, I kept shouting in my group that MMM is about to collapse, people called me fear fear. Immediately, I delete all my ph and ph 5k in 2 accounts.

I told them what my brother told me about South Africa lies, they mocked me and made gest of my brother.

I was even removed from the group and Admin chatted with me privately to tell me that I'm going to stay off the group for some time because I'm causing panic, I sha added myself with my second phone and was looking at all of them. On the 13th came and all account was frozen. They are all lamenting now.

With d 5k I phed in 2 accounts, I collected 17k and the other 27k.

I stayed at Ajangbadi at that time, mom sent me to pluck pumpkin leave from a neighbor's compound, suddenly the sky became dark and dust raising from the ground and the ground was shaking,. Omo, I ran home quickly, then at night we heard the news.

Onegai:
Darling, you must learn how to hush, wait and let things play out.

How is baby E.and himself?

My greetings to them

nurez305:
I invested 5million, got 31k the 31k self, the person told me that he Is not paying...

A ya ah..

I invested 10k in December, 5k each in 2 separate accounts. I recovered 17k on Monday.

I opened my mouth and can't close it.

This is heart breaking
After so much pains.

May her soul RIP

May Almighty God give you and your family the fortitude to bear this great loss.

So sorry

ahnie:
Lolz at the playing of drums .kids differs.rezime you can do it yourself.you just hav to give it a try.if you want him to learn faster play his drumsticks,while composing the numbers into rhymes.you hav to behave like them to make them Learn.

Okay, will try something out today, thank you

Mehn, she looks older than 6 but any thing can be possible

ahnie:
My secrets of achieving these milestones with zino....please teach your toddlers with signs.Babies love rhymes...if you have to use numbers to compose songs for them....please do,it works like magic.

Always use your sounds correctly in aspects of phonics.get cardboard papers,marker or water colours....write the letter boldly on the cardboard and draw the objects and sound it to the child.it may bee difficult at first,but giv it little time...that kid wee know it.

Kids are more facinated with drawings(colourful objects)try it....and tenk mama zino letter.

I raise my two hands up for you. You are doing a wonderful job.
Kammy won't even sit down to learn. He plays drum from morning to night and also listen to ABC and 123 songs on my phone.

I will try to get a private teacher for him God's willing by January. DH is really using me to do caricature after gisting him about Zino's ability.

Amen, in Jesus Name, Amen

Following

comtem2011:
No!
Force feeding is when baby doesn't want to accept and you are trying by all means to make sure she/he thereby forcing the food into his/her mouth. Especially, all these our traditional method of feeding baby (lying baby on the lap and pouring akamu into baby's mouth via our hand). This causes a lot of casualty.

What about baby crying but still opens his mouth willingly?

AlphaHandMaiden:
Dexterush so for the loss of that child. Very sad when it can be preventable.

I will put a question to mamas and papas here generally, please answer with the first thing that comes to your head... no googling, dont ask anyone around you. There is no right or wrong answer. Shouting "blood of Jesus" is an ok answer to put as well.


Assuming you are alone and a baby is choking, what do you do, also assuming no one is there to help?

Cc: tojued, zaynie, rofemiguwa, Onegai, comtem2011, jennykoko3009, FINA4804, kidco, pheesayor, jamjam5000, ijeoma2728, bellaella, brittanystacy, babythug and all others in the house

When mine happened, I kept shouting his name and blood of Jesus, at the same time, hitting his upper back.

Pretimum:
All mamas, thank you all for your concern. I appreciate everything single one who has taken time to send words of comfort.

E se, Mo dupe!

Sorry for your loss. May God comfort you and your family.

rezzy:
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Nobody knows Luth?

Make I kukuma edit am.

Una weldone

ahnie:
We were inside keke coming home yesterday when zino started thus:

One two tiri four
Five six sayu(instead of seven)
eight,nine,ten.

Next stanza
2*1...2
2*2...4
2*3...6

The bros sitting close to us was jus starrin at her.he cudnt bear it again and he was like..
Madam pls how old z thus child.... I told him.
Choi that pikin can trouble mee eeh.

HI oni Zino., has Zino started schooling?


Happy Christmas in Advance

Femmyfamous4u:
guy, may God provide a helper for you. don't mind all those bashing, they were never ready to help anyway. i'd have helped out but i'm sorry i can only advise you. against all odds God will still provide a way. some of us who have both parents had it rough going through the university financially. believe me. with hardwork and prayers you will look back to this day in the future and give testimony.

What are you saying?

He wasn't truthful about the fee.

It's good to be open

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beedam:
Good for you then. Baby mi nko?

He is Fine o. How is AbdulRahman?

beedam:
Madam ahnie, good evening ooo. How bori? My big baby nko?

E be like say madam rezzy put money for Mogbe Moku Modaran cos this one she is saying they will bounce back.

Thanks for the mention o.

I put 10k so as to collect my bonus wen reach 30k. But I'm not bothered because I enjoyed it while it lasted.

I knew something was wrong when the matching was very fast. So quickly cancel all my ph

ahnie:
So mokun,mogbe,modaran ...a.k.a MMM finally crashed



Zaynie how be thou?
Missmalachi no mind me jawe..
Liftedhands..how z frosh ekene bobo
Snr lovinam n beedam gurinevening
Nurse kaffy...welcom back.
Rezzy how re the boiz dooyin

They are fine. How is the preparation for Christmas?

MMM will bounce back

Onegai:
However, I've seen some cheaply made Naija modern cloth diapers (they have foam or towel inside them), they cost N250 to N700 and I'm pretty sure they will have absorbency problems, at the very least.

Last year August when my son's pooping habit was frustrating, I bought washable diaper @250 per month. It was actually a carpenter that sewed that diaper