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Agriculture › Re: Mysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pond (PHOTOS) by rhames(m): 6:34pm On Aug 05, 2015

idupaul:
you are a slowpoke ..not only sea horse its lagoon horse
...please google sea horse

am a fastspoke not a slow one.

Agriculture › Re: Mysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pond (PHOTOS) by rhames(m): 6:50pm On Aug 04, 2015

DarryOsh:
Sea horse? Lmao!!

That is a hammer-headed bat!

The hammer-headed bat (Hypsignathus
monstrosus), also known as the big-lipped
bat, is a megabat widely distributed in
equatorial Africa . This large bat is found
in riverine forests, mangroves , swamps,
and palm forests at elevations less than
1,800 metres (5,900 ft).

-Wikipedia

Clap for him everybody.

Give me your bank account number make i give you those dollars wey Banks no gree collect again.

Agriculture › Re: Mysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pond (PHOTOS) by rhames(m): 5:55pm On Aug 04, 2015

Lautechgossip:
One of readers on gistplanet.com sent photos of this Mysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pondand he’d like is to share with the world, a bat normally have a rat facial face but this is really strange, according to what he sent in as seen in the screenshots below

https://i0.wp.com/www.gistplanet.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wpid-img_20150804_1211441.jpg
https://i1.wp.com/www.gistplanet.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wpid-img_20150804_121112.jpg

See another strange photo ofMysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pond in Warri.

https://i0.wp.com/www.gistplanet.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wpid-img_20150804_1211591.jpg

"Pls i want u guys to post dis photo of dis mysterious bat dat has a facial face like a giant horse…it was caught in my frends father Fish pond dis mornin here in warri delta state…pls show dis photo 2 d whole world 2 see cos i can’t bare 2 see such monster
alone"

Strange creature, have you ever come across a bat before? Please share your thoughts below about this Mysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pond below.

Source- http://www.gistplanet.net/2015/08/mysterious-bat-with-a-horse-like-face-found-in-fish-pond.html

Boss dont be afraid. That animal is called a seahorse. Google it and see. No cause for alarm.

Autos › Re: Am Based In Germany, Order Your Dream Car From Germany (reasonable Price) by rhames(m): 5:41pm On Aug 04, 2015

how much will bring a 2007 Honda Pilot with full options to Lagos?

Phones › Re: Mtn Surprises This Woman With 15 Million This Morning by rhames(m): 5:20pm On Aug 04, 2015

Woman of the year

Webmasters › Re: A One Year Blogging Plan That Works by rhames(m): 5:20pm On Aug 02, 2015*

Smartresult:
source:http://sasuwa..com/2015/07/a-one-year-blogging-plan-that-works.html

babe tell people the God damn truth. Blogging is a hard nut case of a profession to be and rely on. Making money from blogs is like carving a road through Olumo rrock. It takes efforts,cash and highly intellectual business not groundnut and kuli kuli business. you need to read a lot of books and learn from the masters of the profession. Who are the worlds master bloggers? I am not talking about these crooks who make money through seminars but people like, Schoemaker (www.shoemoney.com) Darren Rowse (www.problogger.net and www.problogger.com) or Yaro Starak. These are professional bloggers whose courses and counseling can lead you there.

These are bloggers who started it as a hobby. One blogger, Ramsay of www.blogtyrant.com mentioned that he started making a liveable wage from blogging after three years of frustration and he even contemplated taking up another job.

So why do you think blogging is easy? If it is that easy why has your blog not made money since its establishment? Even Linda Ikeji made enough cash as a beauty queen and had enough goodwill and being able to buy the right programs has catapulted her success as a blogger.

To all would be bloggers, I wish you good luck and good fortune on the internet. But the bitter truth is you must be ready to spend at least US $1,500 to begin on a solid note for the next three months buying into various programs.

When you start making half of what Linda makes, then you can start attending seminars like that of Shaqyr Husyn at www.shaqirhussyin.com which sells for US $3000 and above.

What i have just mentioned is just the same for all blog masters i have mentioned above.Darren Rowse of problogger is an Amazon.com specialist and anyone thinking of making money on sklow moving amazon can buy into his programs.

My mentor is www.shoemoney.com.He has a $50 course for starters.For those interested u can use this link to buy the program .http://www.shoeinmoney.com/

Blogging is a business and not an ATM machine. Blogging is an investment of a lifetime. Real professional bloggers tell you to have at least a three year master plan for the blog you intend to host and a niche which you have a passion for. If you ask me to break it down to you the i will in this manner:

1) 3 year hosting on www.hostgator.com, www.bluehost.com and www.web.com or any of the biggest web hosting sites with all the paraphernalia( security features,cookies, internet search et cetera) is US $250-$300

2) A good web designer will take nothing less than US$ 200 for a standard design for a blog

3.) A traffic expert will charge you another US$300 for his course.

4.) A monetisation expert will charge you another US$300 for his services.

5.) Article writers to promote your blog and you will need at least 50 articles per year from other friends if you are not an expert and 20 per year if you are one and that will take US$100-200 from you

6.) the rest wwill be used to pay bank charges.

So dont let those bloggers lie to you about how to easily make money from the internet.

my blog which has not made a dime is here.

https://alqintara./2015/08/02/de-mystifying-the-lies-desperate-internet-marketers-their-horde/

Webmasters › Re: A One Year Blogging Plan That Works by rhames(m): 4:43pm On Aug 02, 2015

Smartresult:
source:http://sasuwa..com/2015/07/a-one-year-blogging-plan-that-works.html

As at the last count, Linda Ikeji was making $3000 from traffic and other sources. But where did u get the figure from?

Webmasters › Re: A One Year Blogging Plan That Works by rhames(m): 4:39pm On Aug 02, 2015

Smartresult:
source:http://sasuwa..com/2015/07/a-one-year-blogging-plan-that-works.html

How much does your blog make annually?

Autos › Re: 16KVA Perkins Lister Generator Forsale by rhames(m): 4:24pm On Aug 02, 2015

Anchor84:
dis shows how serious u r,pricing a 16kva Sound Proof Gen with Perkins Engine @300k.I sold mine @650k.

In Nigeria there's a always a best price. I am a reseller and I believe you can understand it it from my point of view. Where is ur location?

Politics › Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by rhames(m): 7:15pm On Jul 28, 2015

LOC1:
Ordinary cadet! Our military has turned into an organization where touts and human rights violators are bred. Heaven knows what would become of them when they leave the NDA. Give them arms now to face insurgents and they will urinate on their body.

[/b]
[b]the correct word is touts.

Autos › Re: Beautiful Land Rover LR2 ...tambora Flame Orange by rhames(m): 7:16pm On Jul 26, 2015

year of production

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Career › Re: Should I Quit My Job Now And Get Over N8m Payoff? by rhames(m): 6:36pm On Jul 26, 2015

francababy:
hello house,

A colleague of mine resigned from the company I work and he was paid around N8.4m. This is really tempting. We resumed the same year and I even resumed 5 months before him. My annual take home is N3.6m before taxes. I don't know how much mine will be, but I'm tempted to resign and collect one lump sum to start my own business. I'm confused now. Please advise.

take a full year to rethink your decision before taking another step into the real world.

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Uhuru's PA Being Chased After He Touched Obama's Car (photo) by rhames(m): 7:13pm On Jul 24, 2015

lalasticlala:
President Uhuru's PA, Jomo Gecaga, being chased after he touched Obama's car - Limo One. ‪

http://kenyauptodate..com/2015/07/president-uhurus-pa-jomo-gecaga-being.html?m=1

Africans tolerating racism since time immemorial.

The authorities in Nigeria dare not invite this man because he is the most Anti African US President in history.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out Photo Of A Boy Chilling On The Bumper Of A Car by rhames(m): 5:33pm On Jul 24, 2015

osazone1:
I came across this photo and was wondering what the child was feeling like.

spiderman

Politics › Re: Shocker: Buhari Accuses U . S. Of Aiding Boko Haram by rhames(m): 6:30pm On Jul 23, 2015

dunkem21:
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/07/shocker-buhari-accuses-u-s-aiding-boko-haram/

PMB should take steps to revive DICON for all these small arms.

Career › Re: Please I Need Your Advice On What To Tell My Friend by rhames(m): 6:20pm On Jul 23, 2015

enyinna4:
Hello people, my friend works in the bank and also running her post graduate program in the same state. She will be starting her exams very soon but her boss won't allow her go for it, and she has been pleading with her (boss) but to no avail, now she(my friend ) is contemplating on resigning.

Please advice me on what to tell her. 'Jobs no easy to come bye oh.'

That is to show her how wicked most Nigerian employers are. Why not dump the job and concentrate on your exams? Your future is more important than gluing yourself to a high paying job that may never elevate you beyond what you presented as qualification. Move on.

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Politics › Re: Governors Express Worry Over High Naira Exchange Rate by rhames(m): 6:16pm On Jul 23, 2015

FORUMgod:
Nigeria governors have expressed worry over the high exchange rate of Naira to other foreign currencies.

They have therefore said this and other issues would be discussed with President Muhammadu Buhari in Abuja on Thursday.

This was one of the resolutions arrived at by the governors after their meeting in Abuja on Wednesday night.

The meeting, which ended in the early hours of Thursday, was attended by majority of the governors.

Chairman of the Nigeria Governors Forum, who is also the Governor of Zamafara State, Alhaji Abdullaziz Yari, read the communique of the meeting to journalists.

It was gathered that Naira is being exchanged for about 243 to a dollar at parallel market.

Yari said, “We are going to discuss with Mr. President to seek lasting solutions to the worsening macroeconomic challenges confronting the nation, especially on foreign exchange stability.

“The forum pledges to work with Mr. President to ensure coherent policy actions that will create a clear policy direction for the country and stimulate domestic production.”He also said the forum discussed health issues and that the governors pledged to cooperate with the Federal Government to ensure that the National Health Act is operational.”

According to him, “Sequel to presentation made by the Country Representative of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the forum agreed to aggressively support the total eradication of polio in the country.”

The NGF chairman denied the insinuations in some quarters that the money given to the states was meant to bail them out of their financial crisis.

Rather, he said what was shared was money from the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas Company Limited and Federation Accounts Allocation Committee, which, he said, were legitimate earnings for the three tiers of the government.

The governor said, “It is also to inform our brothers in the media that yet the federal government has not given any bailout to any of the states.

“What had been shared last time was monies from NLNG and FAAC and as we have been saying, we have not been looking for bailout, instead, we have been looking for all monies that are in the coffers of the federation account, most especially we are talking about some of the monies that are hung around the coffers of government to be brought together for the purpose of sharing.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/governors-express-worry-over-high-naira-exchange-rate/

these crooks are worried that their luxuries are going to be imported at a higher than expected rate this year and the value of their loots in various anonymous bank accounts abroad is falling thanks to a falling naira. One of he questions I ask these governors is; how many campaign promises have they fulfilled during their terms in office? How many new investments have they made with the little revenue their respectives states generate? How many of them have ultimately paid their workers salaries? Name one governor in Nigeria who has no foreign bank account? Name one governor in Nigeria whose personal worth is less than half the value of the ten local governments in his state? Name one governor whose convoy of personal and official cars is less than N2 billion? What productive ventures have they initiated in their states? Most of them wait for Federal allocation to take their share. Enough of this noise.

I see all politicians in Nigeria as wolves in sheep's clothing?

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Romance › Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by rhames(m): 7:26pm On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

character ni bobo yi oh!!!!!

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Travel › Re: Top Exotic Visa-free Destinations For A Sumptuous Vacation by rhames(m): 7:24pm On Jul 22, 2015

Taylor86:
youngman we're not against ur tour with ur bae

plz i beg u in the name of God

let whatever happens remain there

dnt come back here and narrate to us how u left ur bae overseas cos she deprived u sex

Tnx and God bless ..

Thanks for reminding us of the animal called MAN

Romance › Re: Jim Ovia's Nephew Proposes To His Girlfriend At Banking Premises by rhames(m): 7:17pm On Jul 22, 2015

reportnaija:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-qo7VJ5pRShQ/Va83PCB2IcI/AAAAAAACEKs/6o5kqjTsxHQ/s400/untitled.png[/img]
Yesterday, a romantic proposal took place at one of the Zenith Bank branches in Warri ..Ovia Celestine who is the nephew of former MD of Zenith Bank,Jim Ovia,proposed to his lady love and blog reader, Nancy .The couple have been dating for almost three years now.Nancy is a banker while Celestine is into Oil and Gas..

True Love is a beautiful thing ..
[img]http://1.bp..com/-O93773mzXvc/Va83fLUkDDI/AAAAAAACEK8/rY0vUizUPYE/s400/mail.google.com.jpg[/img]

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/07/photos-jim-ovias-nephew-proposes-to-his.html

if anyone else ever did that in a Banking hall, Jim Ovia will be the first person to sack him without a letter.

Marriage don become abeg nah?

Autos › Re: Very Neat Nigerian Used VW PASSAT**2008** model 950k by rhames(m): 7:52pm On Jul 21, 2015

where is this car please? I would like to see it.

Autos › Re: 16KVA Perkins Lister Generator Forsale by rhames(m): 7:36pm On Jul 21, 2015

More pics please.

where is your / gen location?

Can you take N300k?

Autos › Re: Tokunbo BMW 330i - 2006 @ N2,450,000.00 by rhames(m): 7:15pm On Jul 21, 2015

Kog45:
pls make this correction b4 it's too late.No BMW with 330i carry 4plugs inline engine,it should be 6plugs inline engine.The 4plugs engine are 316i,318i
and sometime 320i which can carry 4 or 6 plugs engine.The 6plugs inline engine
are 323i,325i,328i,330i,335i and in case 320i,but with d pix of d engine,d car should be 318i or 320i with special engine first designed for last edition of e46 and it carry 1.9 litre engine.

thanks for taking note and the education.

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Family › Re: Marriage? Nigerian Guys In Europe Are Shying Away From Nigerian Girls by rhames(m): 6:30pm On Jul 21, 2015

jerryunit48:
The rate at which Nigerian young men are marrying ladies of other nationalities leaving our NIGERIAN girls wondering what really has gone wrong is so alarming. I attended a friends wedding in Germany last weekend and it was lovely,beautiful couple the guy Nigerian the girl a German and no it's not what you think,the guy is German citizen, I have to make a thread like this because I have another friend who just got engaged to his Lithuanian girlfriend and I have a lot of friends with either a girl from Cameroon or Kenya and even Ghana so I ask myself are we scared of Nigerian girls? Well I met one who asked me if I have ever seen the queen walking behind a man? We have heard so many stories about our girls and even in nairaland if you are regular you must have heard of one guy in U.S. Warming us against marrying an Aruchukwu girl so really are they all bad ? Well I witnessed one case of a friend who brought his wife to Germany and she eventually asked the police to kick him out even though she was the one that slept around with guys but really there have to be some good ones.
Pls help our Nigerian girls with some advice while we we are very much happy for our married guys irrespective of the nationality of the wife because ultimately it's their happiness that matters

A Nigerian girl is ready to turn you into ant ATM machine even if you drive te worst jalopy. They go after you when they smell success thousands of miles away but are not or never raedy to suffer with you to succeed. They have got to change their classy attitude to succeed wth a Nigerian man these days.

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