Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala Responds To Soludo's Attack (Press Release) by rhames(m): 7:17pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
And let the nation not forget that Ngozi Okonjo Iweala supervised Chukwuma Soludo as Finance Minister for three years and were the very heart of the OBJ Administration until Yaradua came into the picture. This man exposed your friends in the banking sector who were doing business government money with the consolidation policy and thats why everyone of you apart from Oby Ezekwesili is was definitely not at home with the consolidation policy. He had only implemented four out of his thirteen point agenda before you people decided to boot him out of the banking sector. You NOI are a failed economist and you exhibit the true reflection of an economic hit man for your pay masters at Bretton Woods. |
Politics › Re: Abba Moro Says FG Will Soon Introduce E-Prison System by rhames(m): 7:15pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Abba Moro Says FG Will Soon Introduce E-Prison System by rhames(m): 7:15pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Agbaje’s Response To Fashola’s Tax Indictment by rhames(m): 6:53pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
He is now public suya after GMB  |
Romance › Re: How I Ended Up Marrying The Lady I Met On Facebook by rhames(m): 6:48pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
congrats lucky you are. |
Politics › Re: Mujahidat Daba Dokubo Reacts To Gen. Danjuma's Call To Arrest Asari Dokubo by rhames(m): 6:46pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
and as i was saying..........  |
Webmasters › Re: Nigeria Plans To Ban Pornographic Websites - Sambo Dasuki, NSA by rhames(m): 7:49pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Your job as NSA is not to ban websites or investigate them but to provide security for every Nigerian or resident of Nigeria. President Jona has sorrounded himself with charlatans and they will surely bring him down. |
Phones › Re: If You Use Any Of These , Then You're Older Than Your Age.. by rhames(m): 7:43pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
10. and the ever ready Nokia 3310 |
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji: I Am Not Like The Arrogant Characters I Play by rhames(m): 5:19pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
englishmart: it doesn't change anything
Where's her certificate? Hope it's not with the Army? She is not a polithiefcian abeg.  |
Celebrities › Re: Big Congrats! Brymo Proudly Shows Off His Pregnant Babymama by rhames(m): 5:17pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
Whats a babymama?  |
Romance › Re: TEST: Marry Her If She Can Eat This With You by rhames(m): 7:32pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Fires Back At FFK- "whats all the noise about Buharis credentials?" by rhames(m): 7:32pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
bsolo1: The National Publicity Secetary of the All Progressive Congress,APC,chief Lai Muhammed has described the statement of by Fani Kayode that Gen.Muhammadu Buhari should be stripped off his millitary status and privileges for joining the army with fake credentials as laughable.
Fani had during a press conference said that Buhari should also be disqualified from the forthcoming presidential election over inability to present his original credentials.
Reacting to Fani's assertion while speaking as a guest on channels TV's Sunrise Daily, the APC's spokesman explained that after buhari was overthrown in 1985, his house was ransacked and his documents were either stolen or burnt.
According to him, upon his (Buhari) return from exile, he sworn an affidavit to show that his results were missing.
"This happened long ago. He was a former Head of State and i don't think he's going to look for job anywhere where they would ask him to bring his original credentials. He swore an affidavit and he tendered it when he contested for presidency in 2003, 2007, and 2011 respectively. So what is the noise about Buhari's credentials?
"I also graduated from school over 53 years ago and i don't think i can find my WASC certificate. I think Buhari should be pardoned if he cannot produce his certificates."
When reminded that the Electoral Act was amended in 2010, Mohammed responded that Buhari used same affidavit to contest in 2011 without controversy.
He claimed that PDP leaders were jittery because of the support Buhari was getting from Nigerians.
"I think Femi is too fast.Why is he jittery? PDP is afraid because there's no way they could win the presidential election next month." he added.
Source: www.dailypost.ng/?p=214244&wt=2 FFK and Lai Mohammed. Discussing Amala politics since 1900. |
Politics › Re: CNN Lists Nigeria as 3rd Expected Fastest Growing Economy In 2015 by rhames(m): 7:26pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
Is this another breaking news joke from CNN? |
Politics › Re: "I Will Reduce The Cost Of Land In Lagos When I Win" - Jimi Agbaje by rhames(m): 7:15pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
[quote author=ollyboy009 post=30061049][/quote]Welcome on board father Christmas. Christmas don pass oh. This is 2015 election year. Vote for APC. |
Politics › Re: We Killed The People Of Baga, As Our Lord Instructed Us In His Book – Shekau by rhames(m): 7:11pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
Bobandgreat: [color=#000099][/color]
Yet APC is proudly presenting an illiterate, tout and a forger to Nigerians. The illiterate in question did not campaign in pidgin, Hausa, or Yoruba but Queens English. |
Autos › Re: Funny Activities Of "Inspired Autos" (Fake Custom Papers And Tint Permit) by rhames(m): 6:46pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Uzzie: [center]FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES OF INSPIRED AUTOS(fake custom papers and tint permit)
I will like to call your attention to the fraudulent activities of INSPIRED AUTOS. I preorederd a 2009 infiniti fx 35 from him in july 2014, car didn’t arrive until october, i didn’t complain, I assumed it to be one of the challenges involved in the car importation business. The agreed sum for the car was 4.8million naira, on arrival of the car, inspired told me i’ll pay him an extra 200k due to constraints he had with the clearing, i agreed because i wanted my car to be brought to me after the long wait, but i told him he’ll get the 200k at the end of the month.( car came with a fault with the key system which i offered to fix myself, finished wipers that put marks on the windshield and finished tyres).
I paid the balance of the car and also paid for registration, tint permit, servicing and delivery of the car to portharcourt.
After the car arrived, next day i set out on a journey to kogi state, i was accosted by police men at umuahia for using a fake tint permit which i even confirmed from other people in the police force.( the tint permit has a stamp on it, meanwhile tint permits from the beginning of 2014 do not have stamps, it was just an edited permit). After much struggle, i settled and moved on, i called inspired and he denied any knowledge of such occurrence, after which he agreed to redo the tint permit.
On my way back to ph, i was accosted again close to benin by men of the nigerian customs service, they told me to wait, that they doubted the authenticity of my custom papers, so they sent details of the papers to their office in lagos for confirmation. Lagos confirmed the papers were fake and that the car should be impounded. I called inspired once again, who tried to get in touch with his friends in customs. i spent 5 hours with those guys. when inspired finally got through to their boss, he now called me to pay them 50 thousand naira which i objected to, i asked him if he thought i was an atm or something that will just vomitt 50k at will. after much struggle i gave the guys 20k, after which i had to lodge in a hotel and continue my journey the next day due to time wasted.
Once again inspired agreed to have those papers remade and sent to me, that was in october, uptill date, i have still not gotten those documents from him, he always says ahe'll send them the next day, he neither picks my calls nor returns them, neither does he reply messages.
I have lodged complaints with the Nigerian customs service and the Nigerian Police which i will further escalate if necessary and i have furnished them with his dealer number and contact details.
I can’t really comprehend why someone that makes so much money from this business still rips people off services that have already been paid for. Inspired is an immodest and greedy man that does not deserve the goodwill and patronage he gets from this forum and Nigeria as a whole.
I will be glad to provide further information if required.[/center] Thanks your stars that he even brought the car in the first place. What if he did not? If ever you import your car through any importer, do yourself another check on the papers so as to avoid unnecessary embarrassment from law enforcement. |
Politics › Re: We Killed The People Of Baga, As Our Lord Instructed Us In His Book – Shekau by rhames(m): 6:18pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
abdulplayer02: mary is a prostitue Stop this guys. The topic here is more serious than this cheap insults. Respect and decorum should be the order here. Nigerians Muslims and Christains have lost their life in this madness and here we have educated and enlightened people trading words like agberos. Haba!!! |
Politics › Re: We Killed The People Of Baga, As Our Lord Instructed Us In His Book – Shekau by rhames(m): 6:14pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Shekau is the true Messenger of Yajuj and Majuj mentioned in Suratul Kahf in the Quran. He is a replica of the Arch Devil Himself. But he should understand that the innocent lives have been lost because of your madness. My prayer to you Abubakar Shekau is,: May Allah Punish you in this life, in your grave and on the Day of Qiyamat and May he put you in the hottest part of the Hell Fire. Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
Every true Muslim in Nigeria see you as an armed robber, rapist, kidnapper,usurper, rogue, petty thief,fornicator and a grand deceptionist.
Remember one thing as a Hausa Man" Allah ba azalumin kowa ba ne.
Kai ne mutumin banza. |
Culture › Re: 7 Nigerians Who Were Pioneers In Their Area by rhames(m): 6:01pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Graham123: Some dicksucks will make this an ethnic thing. I'm Yoruba but importantly I'm Nigerian. Ose o eniyan mi!  |
Culture › Re: 7 Nigerians Who Were Pioneers In Their Area by rhames(m): 5:56pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
ejiofor2: We have a lot of gifted people in our country. It is cool to know that some Nigerians were first people in the sphere they worked at.
1. Ahmet Ali Çelikten https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Ahmet_Ali_Celikten_with_flight_cap.jpg
He was the first black pilot in the aviation history. He was one of only two black pilots in the World War I. His grandmother came from Bornu (now Borno State in Nigeria) to the Ottoman Empire as a slave. Ahmet was born in 1883 in İzmir, in the Aidin Vilayet of the Ottoman Empire. He aimed to become a naval sailor and entered the Naval Technical School named Haddehâne Mektebi (literally “School of the Blooming Mill”) in 1904. In 1908, he graduated from the school as a First Lieutenant. Then he joined the aviation courses in the Naval Flight School (Deniz Tayyare Mektebi) that was formed at Yeşilköy on June 25, 1914.
2. Jonathan Adagogo Green https://www.thegrandbonnyinitiative.org/en/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mr.-Jonathan-Adagogo-Green-Born-1873-died-1905.-The-First-Photographer-of-Nigeria.jpg
He was the first professional photographer of Nigerian origin. Green was the chief photographer for the British as they lay the groundwork for colonization of Nigeria. He also took pictures of his own Ijo peoples’ struggle to maintain control of their land and to preserve their cultural identity. While most of the British collections of his photographs are now in archives, Green’s photographs live on among the Ijo who continually reprint and reuse them to reconstruct and celebrate their cultural traditions.
3. Emmanuel Arinze Ifeajuna https://img.thenigerianvoice.com/images/content/emma.jpg
He was a Nigerian army major and high jumper. He became the first person from Africa to win a gold medal at an international sports event. He won the 1954 British Empire and Commonwealth Games. His winning mark and personal best of 6 ft 8 inches (2.03 m) was a games record and a British Empire record at the time. Emmanuel was an Igbo from Onitsha. Apart from sport achievements, he was also was a science graduate University College of Ibadan and became involved in politics, later joining the military.
4. Tesilimi Olawale “Teslim” Balogun https://images.supersport.com/2011/Tesilimi%20Balogun300.jpg
Balogun was the first African to qualify as a professional coach. He was a coach for Nigeria at the 1968 Summer Olympics. He played at both professional and international levels as a striker. The Teslim Balogun Stadium in the Nigerian city of Lagos is named in his honour. The Teslim Balogun Foundation was founded after his death to assist the families of Nigerian ex-international footballers who may have fallen on hard times.
5. Rosalind Balogun https://pix.avaxnews.com/avaxnews/62/32/00003262_medium.jpeg https://pix.avaxnews.com/avaxnews/63/32/00003263_medium.jpeg
She was a first Miss Nigeria to participate in the Miss World contest in 1967. There were four contestants from Africa: Nigeria, Ghana, Tanzania and Uganda.
6. Wole Soyinka [img]http://.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/WOLE-SOYINKA-1986_compressed.jpg[/img]
He is a Nigerian playwright and poet. He was awarded the 1986 Nobel Prize in Literature, the first African to be so honored. Soyinka has strongly criticised many Nigerian military dictators, especially late General Sanni Abacha, as well as other political tyrannies. Wole Soyinka is among contemporary Africa’s greatest writers. He is also one of the continent’s most imaginative advocates of native culture and of the humane social order it embodies.
7. Nnamdi Azikiwe https://media-1.web.britannica.com/eb-media/85/76285-004-DD05AE5C.jpg
Chief Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe was the first President of Nigeria from 1963 to 1966, holding the presidency throughout the Nigerian First Republic. This man was one of the fundamentalists of modern Nigerian nationalism.
Do you know some other Nigerians who were pioneers inn their area? And I think Rosalinda is extremely attractive!
Source: http://www.naij.com/368191-7-nigerian-pioneers-made-nation-proud.html The same Emmanuel Ifeajuna from The Five Majors who executed the first coup in Nigeria in 1966? I learnt he was the only real Igbo among them and the rest are from present day Delta State. The Labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain[b][/b] |
Politics › Re: APC Planning To Rig Election In North - Musiliu Obanikoro by rhames(m): 5:42pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
[quote author=idumuose post=30018210][/quote]This Obanikoro who cannot even win a free and fair election in his local government area is making noise about another man's pot of soup. Eah Yaaaa!!!. |
Phones › Re: 11 Features To Look Out For When Buying Android Phones by rhames(m): 5:39pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
tonididdy: who cares Nairaland.com becoming an avenue for satirical comedy since 1900 |
Politics › Re: Don't Run Away To East Gov Yero Of Kaduna State Appeals To Ndigbo by rhames(m): 5:34pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
[quote author=idumuose post=30023449][/quote]That is what you get when you threaten your political opponents on public and private media.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTO: If You Don ’t Know What This Is , You Really Missed by rhames(m): 5:33pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
zerojoy: Do you remember this? were u an addict? Before Ice Tea came to the market yesterday. Just Yesterday.  |
Politics › Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by rhames(m): 8:03pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
And what was she even saying sef? Tribal champion. We know you and your husband will not be in Nigeria if our dear country burns. You will be in Ghana or Benin republic to protect your investments. Stop deceiving Nigerians with your cheap blabs. Madam shut up. What has your husband done for the Niger Delta people since joNA TOOK POWER? |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Will Win, APC Is A Fragile Anti-Jonathan Setup —Brookings by rhames(m): 7:59pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Splashme: Describes APC as a fragile anti-Jonathan setup BROOKINGS, the world’s most influential think-tank based in the United States, have projected President Goodluck Jonathan’s victory over the opposition candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari, in the February presidential election, which it suggests would be keenly contested.
The analysis, context and rationale of the think-tank’s projections were contained in the Brookings publication entitled: Foresight Africa – Top Priorities for the continent (January 2015).
“Though the election is expected to be very competitive, the odds still favour President Jonathan.”
According to Brookings, the All Progressives Congress (APC) is a fragile anti-Jonathan establishment with a sole purpose to return power to the north.
“The party is, however, a fragile one that seems united only in its quest to wrest the presidency from Jonathan or to have power “returned” to the north.”
“The APC gets much of its strength from tapping into anti-Jonathan sentiments in the Muslim north and grievances among the Yoruba who feel that the Jonathan administration has ignored them in key political appointments.”
The report also indicated that “the APC’s strategy is hinged on a combination of popular votes from the North-West, North-East and “the battleground South-West” but also hinted at the possibility of Bola Ahmed Tinubu not delivering the region contrary to speculations.
“What remains to be seen, however, is whether Bola Tinubu, a former governor of Lagos State who played a pivotal role in the formation of the APC and is considered to be the party’s strongest mobiliser in the South-West, will be very enthusiastic in delivering the battleground South-West to the APC during the elections.”
“Tinubu indicated his interest in being the party’s vice presidential candidate but being a Muslim like Buhari, the party’s strategists felt that a Muslim-Muslim ticket might offend Christians and cement the PDP’s labelling of the APC as an Islamic party.”
[/size]On President Jonathan’s performance: “despite Boko Haram, the country is thriving: The economy continues to grow and with the re-basing of its GDP, became the largest economy in Africa and the 26th largest in the world. Jonathan’s supporters also point to his success in containing the Ebola virus, which earned him commendations from countries and institutions around the world.”
The Brookings report also identified factors such as incumbency and numerical control of states where PDP has 21 states and APC only 14 as giving PDP an edge.
“The greatest strength of the ruling PDP is its “power of incumbency,” and all the institutional support that goes with it. Not only does it have federal resources to use as patronage, it also controls key institutions.”
The report advised that all efforts should be deployed to ensure a free, fair and transparent elections and to avoid a meltdown as post-election violence seems very likely.
“Post-election violence is therefore likely in the north if the APC loses while renewed militancy in the restive Niger Delta is likely if Jonathan does,” the report noted.
http://www.tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/27083-apc-is-a-fragile-anti-jonathan-setup-brookings Bloody CIA think tank. |
Celebrities › Re: Anna Banner Stuns In New Look, Dumps Her Weaves For A Low-cut by rhames(m): 7:58pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Will you marry me?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by rhames(m): 7:55pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
jokesmaster: I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready. 
Did you just laugh?
Hit like Laugh at this one joke. [b][/b]A lion does not concern itself with the opinion of sheep. |
Politics › Re: Ex US Army Chief Says Nigeria, Boko Haram Not Usa's Priority by rhames(m): 7:54pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
[quote author=2n2k post=29953280][/quote]Nigeria is not US priority but US Special Forces Personnel are stationed in Tchad, an economically unviable but willing terror tool of the Western Powers. Laugh at yourself Spider Marks. |
Politics › Re: Air Force Corporal Slaps CSP Thrice At Lagos Airport by rhames(m): 7:50pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
[quote author=emmalezy post=29953362][/quote]Nigerian military men and women behave more like brigands every passing day. |
Politics › Re: Who Is The Dodgey Looking White Man Walking Behind Buhari? by rhames(m): 7:47pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
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