dave601:
I managed to break the head of this tiny thing in our compound this afternoon. I suppose it's just a house snake, right?

Looks like a belt for oversized trousers

Firm arm na iron bender

Guest2008:
How Can I Help My Brother Out Of This Mess

Good afternoon nairalanders. As I'm typing this, my mum is not herself and she's been crying since morning because she caught my younger one smoking in his room..

He locked himself in the room for a very long time and my mum decided to go check on him. After a while, he sprayed his room and opened the door.

The room was filled with this hard drug smell, she called me and we decided to check the room even though he denied ever smoking.. We saw a light brown paper that he probably tears from, a nylon containing something like sand and a lighter behind the toilet seat. Despite all this, he still denied it claiming the smell is probably from the next compound.
My brother just clocked 16 and he's in SS2..

How can I advise and help him stop because I believe he was actually smoking even though he denied it?

This is a very big issue, considering that smoking marijuana is the gateway to trying other harmful drugs like crystal meth.

First, you need to starve him of the funds to sustain his habits. Marijuana is not cheap. Drastically reduce his funds. If he wants to steal to make ends meet, then kick him out of the house.

If he does earn a living, then he is essentially an emancipated adult and can sustain his unhealthy habits. In which case, kick him out of the house.

Otherwise, speak to him in very plain and bold terms that he is on the path that leads to guaranteed destruction.
If he will accompany you, take him on a trip to a psychiatric unit to see where he will end up in a few years if he does not give up the habit.

Dovegrey:


http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/08/ekweremadu-visits-nnamdi-kanu-says-political-solution-over-ipob-leaders-release-still

Did they serve him roasted new yam during the visit?

Niece:
A video has captured the moment some unidentified soldiers of the Nigerian Army assaulting a Nigerian policeman (Traffic Warden) on duty.

The video which has go viral, shows the soldiers who were fully kitted in army camouflage punching and kicking the policeman.

One of the soldiers was seen beating the policeman with a horse whip.
The incident took place at Ring Road in Ibadan, the capital of Oyo State.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYelW1aoUnJ/?utm_medium=copy_link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQvQf-jq3e8

This would never happen in a civilised society. This is just pathetic.

Northernblood4:
As a prophet of Allah i am, If you die as a Bandit, Allah will welcome you with 2 wide arms and 7 virgins.

The virgins are on strike. Many of them have relocated to Canada

HenryDion:
So, my friend just called me early this morning to let me know that his newly married wife have a tattoo around her vagina area.

I was dumbfounded, cause that can only mean one thing, but we could be wrong.

Right now this so called friend of mine is confused and restless, and they were the 'no sex before marriage' crew.

I didn't bother asking for a picture, even though I was tempted to ask.

Dear NLders, what do you think about the tattoo? Should he be worried?

Trying to imagine how women would spread their legs for at least 2 hours for a stranger to tattoo their hoohaa

poka7:
Pls nairalanders, I need help ....my wife is acting strange and I discovered she is doing drugs...she is doing tramadol, this is really affect her mental health and her life in all aspect. She is becoming aggressive and had lost all the attributes that made me marry her. Please what can I do, I sent her to her family few months ago, noticed the situation is getting worst and we have a son together. I am really worried...friends keep calling me about her that she is looking very unkept and looking dirty ....what should I do??

If you live in Lagos, seek assistance at LUTH. I believe they have a good behavioural psychiatrist. You painted a picture of someone suffering from clinical depression. I would bet she is doing more than tramadol.

Revolution2022:
Feeders are expensive.

Start small then. See how they do by easter. Then proceed from there. It is a cash cow. Everybody eats chicken.

Yinkakolawole:
Trouble no dey finish.

The girl just laminated his testicles

EkehPraise:
Top of the morning dear Nairalanders..

I think I have found the girl of my dreams and she ticks all the boxes for me except that she has said our relationship should be a no sex relationship till marriage because we intend to settle down this year by God's grace.
So please if you have been in a no sex relationship kindly share tips on how to preserve it and be steadfast till we tie the knots.
Thank you.

I really need good advice because I want this to be my Bus-Stop.

She is indeed the girl of your dreams. It is time to wake up and face reality.

IamBroke:
Guys please I need your advice...



I want to learn handwork this year...


And I want to go for eithre "Barbing or phone repair"


Please I need ur advice...




I need something that will be giving me daily income...but not just daily income ...with good money

Buy 30 broiler chicks and take good care of them. They should be ready for easter

Aonkuuse:


Source: https://www.thecable.ng/ipob-henceforth-no-more-nigerian-national-anthems-in-south-east-schools/amp

Do they still know how to sing national anthem in our school? When will they ban the use of Nigerian naira by ipob members and start using biafran shillings and pounds?

dre11:





https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2023-jonathans-factor-alters-calculations-in-pdp/

For those packaging GEJ as president in 2023, do not forget that it was the non-performance of Jonathan that provoked Nigerians to vote in Buhari (or rather vote out Jonathan and vote in any monkey that can wear agbada and stand for pictures). It seems like we are enjoying Buhari so much that we have forgotten how we got here

AnambraHeraldTV:
A kidnappers’ den has been discovered behind a police checkpoint along Auchi-Abuja expressway.

The discovery was made on Thursday December 2. Prior to this, it was believed a mad man lived in the building.

Items recovered from the building include gun bullets, tear-gas canisters and water.

Watch the video below...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z09CINe61pI

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/12/kidnappers-den-discovered-behind-a-police-checkpoint-along-auchi-abuja-expressway-video.html

Every flourishing kidnapping enterprise in Nigeria has the blessings of an element of the Nigerian police. Every single one of them. No exceptions.

Explorers:
A Kentucky congressman caused widespread outrage after the Republican posted a Christmas photo that showed him and seven members of his family brandishing large assault rifles, just days after a high school massacre in Michigan.

Rep. Thomas Massie tweeted the photo of him, his wife and their five kids hoisting assault rifles in front of a Christmas tree on Saturday.



https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-congressman-posts-family-christmas-picture-with-guns-days-after-school-2021-12-05/

There have enough firepower to settle any argument that ensues over dinner during the holidays without the intrusion of the police. We will have our thoughts and prayers waiting when that happens.

a thread worth visiting, more so for the arguments and counter-arguments. how time flies. kyari and cubana

Niece:
WONDERTV MEDIA .COM


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVi5OJJo2IP/

lalasticlala

The one they caught

OBUKOMENA:
Good evening nairalanders! I hope you had a good day?

So, let me just go straight to my reason for opening this thread, and I hope I would be able to convey my thoughts impeccably:

It seems like some of our people who travelled to Germany aren't doing so well after all (I stand to be corrected, though!)
I have a friend over there whom I am preparing to go meet. This guy has been there since 2017. He hardly calls me on normal call. He would rather call on WhatsApp. Reason being so that he could get in touch cheaply. The first and only time I asked him to send me something, he told me pointblank he didn't have.
Just this afternoon, I heard a colleague's father just came back to Nigeria from there after 21 solid years! He had abandoned his wife and children here in Nigeria. If he was doing so well over there, would he not have arranged for his family to come over and stay with him - at least?

I have been worried, even before I heard this colleague's father thing: I don't know what I am going to meet at the friend's place; I don't know what life is like over there - how to cope in a non-English speaking environment. I don't know how long it's going to take me to make it over there and reconnect with my family. This news about my colleague's dad also increased my worries.

So, I decided I would come on here to ask: Aren't these red flags as regards traveling over there, especially with the hope that when i get there, after 2-3 years, I would bring in my family.
Anyone here knows about life in Germany?

1. Spend some time to research about the country you plan to emigrate to. If you are too lazy to do this, you will not succeed as an immigrant.
2. If you emigrate without the appropriate visa, be prepared to live like a hunted criminal (in most cases).
3. Your best chance at succeeding as an immigrant is to go back to school (undergraduate or senior secondary) and prepare yourself adequately for success. It does not matter if you have 10 degrees in Nigeria. Most European countries will offer you some form of financial assistance to go back to school.
4. If you want the short cut, you can agree to transport briefcases from Frankfurt to Zurich. They go nab you for sure. Guaranteed.
5. If you are humble enough to do any menial job, but too proud to go back to school, you can get a job cleaning the airports or hospitals (and lie to your friends in Nigeria that you are an airport engineer or a doctor).

Most Nigerians emigrate without papers and expect to make millions by operating a taxi or selling Nigerian foodstuff.

PENISgod:
Hello guys....so I am currently 20 years of age..I just passed the just concluded jamb and I am wanting to study computer science in either a polytechnic or university then after that, join the military through S.S.C ..I have few questions I would love to ask anyone who has gone through similar experience or knows a thing or two...



Note- please nobody should come here and start telling me to finish one first as I am only trying to plan ahead... thanks..



1) should I go for a university degree ( with strike and possible extra years put into consideration) or a polytechnic for H.N.D?



2) is there a limit to the rank I can achieve for going through S.S.C ( because I've heard something like that) and how long would it take to rise to that rank if there's any?


I really need as much advice as possible,my future is at stake. Please help me..

Choose another career path - writing a book, starting a blog, learning to code, going into farming, learn to cook. Provide a service or product or idea that the world needs and cannot do without. In the near future, the military will become redundant, as most wars will be fought over the cyberspace, except in Africa where soldiers will remain pawns in the hands of military contractors and arms dealers.

Metrix147:


Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/08/nigerian-1974-gold-medalist-turns-blind-begs-in-enugu-street-to-feed-video/

The story does not add up.
The 1974 commonwealth games was hosted by New Zealand and not Australia. Nigeria won 3 gold medals in that tournament,
none of which was won by any Stephen Ogboh. His true identity and his accomplishments should be verified so that he can be rightfully acknowledged for his accomplishments. But there is a need to set the records straight.

OEPHIUS:

 
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1511894502487443&id=100010007227700

This story does not add up.
Nigeria won 3 gold medals at the 1974 commonwealth games in New Zealand, neither of which was won by a Stephen Ogbor or Ugboo. Has he changed his name since then? The man obviously needs and deserves some assistance, as well as an accurate recognition of his true accomplishments.

IsaacRocks:
Modified: My German Shepard kept barking at me don't know until I goggled this and google showed this result..

Am really sick will update if need be

The real story:

For the past few days my dog will be barking at me and rubbing me body, which was unusual so I began to try to know why but couldn't find an answer.

It was really strange, so I began to pray ooo cause atimes it will be asif the dog wants to attack me, haa.

Fast-forward to today I became so sick after I came back from church, when I came out to take breeze after finishing an online service at Koinonia, didn't have money to buy drug(i was sooo broke) had to call My girlfriend she now sent some money (first time to ask her for money in our 6 years relationship) .

So when I came outside, omg this dog started rubbing me body, showing me emotions and began to bark again, I now enters google and discovered the below findings.

Modified : just checked and saw am in the wrong section lalasticlala pleas help move to the right section, forgive My negligence.

This is your cash out. Start a diagnostic gig with the dog. You can call it dognostic. You fit raise enough to fund your trip to canada by the middle of next year

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/just-in-my-sons-killers-were-not-armed-with-guns-senator-naallah-opens-up/

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/8/his-attackers-were-not-armed-with-guns-they-simply-gained-access-to-his-house-through-the-roof-and-strangled-him-to-death-sen-bala-naallah-speaks-on-gruesome-murder-of-his-son.html

There were not armed with guns. They were armed with their arms.

Kosiso12:
Unknown Lady Slumps At Drinking Spot In Ebonyi After Taking Different Types Of Liquor (Photos)

A yet to be identified lady suspected to be at her 30's has slumped after taking several brands of alcohol in an undisclosed location in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State,Igbere TV reports.

According to report, the ugly incident happened when she accompanied her girlfriend for Sunday outing.

The girlfriend who brought her along to accompany her to see her new catch and Facebook lover revealed to us that the girl is from Nkwagu barracks side and she has never disgraced her this way ever since both of them started hanging out with Facebook lovers.

" At the middle of the hangout, my friend slumped down and vomited all she drank, the food she ate and within a twinkle of an eyes, blood started gushing out from her nose. Her stomach swell up and mucor all over her nose" She lamented".

Investigating further, the girl said " my major problem is that I don't know her surname and her real home" " What will I do now that this girls situation turned this way? " Look at the way people gathered here because of my friend and the kind of embarrassment she has caused me this evening". This is terrifying! She said.

https://igberetvnews.com/1399186/unknown-lady-slumps-drinking-spot-ebonyi-taking-different-types-liquor-photos/

You do not know the surname or the real home of your friend . Alili

NEWSREPORT:
This is the first storey building in the old eastern region of Nigeria. The building was built in 1925 in Port Harcourt city in the present day Rivers state. From the interview we conducted. It was said that the building is known as colonial building and was built to house the first government in colonial eastern Nigeria. Watch the video to get more information concerning the building.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NH8XaapKSE

Refurbish and handover to the ministry of tourism and generate revenue for the state. Many will travel to see this. No be only oil money we go dey depend on. This is a cash cow wasting away.

FishLaps:
Shared with Caption ...



Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CSYx0wdKgXi/

The chief priest of alcoholing things. Chop your money. Nothing do you. We got only one life. Yours may be short or long. Only time can tell. Enjoy it while it lasts. Quality over quantity. Your belle and breasts are nobody's business in this matter. Live your life to the fullest. A gba ego nkiti, o zuu zuo. Spend the money

Candidlady:
As a lady I still find it hard not to do kwaya (drugs). Bad influence I guess or maybe because I saw my dad and his cliques doing it so it rub off on me

Been to rehab couple of times, currently taking a counseling class although I haven't attended for like a week...

I find myself doing it although deep down I don't wanna, but it is something I can't help

Please if anyone is going through this phase or has passed and overcome kindly share your experience to help conquer this war against drugs and alcohol

Thanks

Addiction is real and deadly

You are on the path to hopefully a solution to your challenges. You are humble enough to recognise your challenges. It does appear like you have been masking the effect of a traumatic event or experience in your life with the drugs and alcohol. You will need to consult a clinical psychiatrist specialised in addiction. You may require to check in as an inpatient. That should be the next step. You are fortunate enough to have a roof over your head. I then assume you can afford the medical care. It should be your next step. Pursue that vigorously. It is never too late.

Valkrie:


Oga..what you saw was a Scottish traditional dressing and got no single thing to do with freemasonry....if obi did anything for his wealth then its connected to his village or things going on around here in Nigeria....!! True Masons are discret people and not foolish...!!

courtesy of his Scottish business associates that supply him with glenfiddich

Lyddia:
A USA based Nigeria doctor was seriously disgraced by the police/vigilante when he was seen with a gun. He said he uses it for self protection. The man named Larry odigie from Benin, Edo state was arrested when he went to confront a mattress seller to ask for his money back.

Watch the humiliating video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkwhhJoL6aI



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CSAC8_Ng-wa/?utm_medium=copy_link

Lies lies lies
He is not a medical doctor
https://www.linkedin.com/in/lawrence-odigie-b-sc-m-h-a-170129182
He has no medical degree.

chijokz:

I applaud your intellectual analysis and chain of thought on this topic..Let's connect and discuss offline.

Still on the koko