DonDemu:
This man from Bauchi tattoos his back with APC to celebrate PMB's victory. Do we call this next level of madness?

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1066728896862884&id=228763173992798

Na oshodi gutter the guy sniff abi carbide before e decide to design him back like this. Badt guy

Vincent88:
Hello everyone im new to this forum this is my fidst post.

Please pardon my english it is not fluent because im french speaken but im married to your nigerian sister (my wife).

Im vincent by name 30 years old married for 2 years with no child yet. I come from a family of 3 brothers and im the last born. Our dad passed away 20 years ago so it was our mom took care of us she fought so hard for us to have a better life unfortunatly she also passed away 13 years ago i was only 17 , my senior brother, our first born was married with a son 4 years old at that time, my middle brother was studying at the university and i went to stay with my elder brother.

His wife started seducing me anytime my brother is away in a business trips , she will try all her power but i was rejecting her by reminding her that she is my brother wife i will never deceiving him by sleeping with her and she started maltreating me by no giving me foods and giving me lots of housework to do, i never disrespected her and i will do as she said.

I was scared to tell my brother because he is a short tempered man he had so much love for his wife and he wouldnt even believe me. So she carry on with her mission after 2 years later i was just 19 years old she was 27 i gave in by sleeping with her (worst mistake ever) we started doing it lots of times when my brother is away on business or when the son is at school. She was then pregnant by me i have begged her to abort it but she went ahead with the pregnancy , all my brother knew that he was the father and she had a baby girl who is my carbon copy but people cant see it because they will always says she is looking like me but no one had suspect that she is mine even my brother.

After the baby i could not continue sleeping with her she was angry at me , threatened me that she will send me to prìson but i made my mind no to do it again so after 2 years of supporting her madness i had enough that made me leave the house for goods i went to stay with a friend and i was still in good relationship with my brother even he try to find out what was my reason for leaving the house. Imade up some lies he accepted it.

So he and his wife had 2 more children that makes them four 2 boys and 2 girls but he caught her with another man on their matrimonial bed and he went for DNA for their last child because she is very fair like a mixed race compare to her other siblings who are dark skin and the result come up that he was not the biological father so he divorce her but kept the child because he love the child


After the divorce my brother's life is not the same how it used to be , he is broke and he is a alcoholic and womaniser , i have given him money several times to start business but he still spending the money on women and alcohol. I stop giving him money but i do provide foods and school fees for all 4 children.

My problem is that since i got married my wife had three miscarriages, by 4 months she will loose the pregnancy it really broke her hearts and im in so much pain too but i believed that im being punished for having a child with my ex sister in law and my poor wife is paying for something she never did.

I love her so much and i dont want to loose her . No one else knows about this is only me and ex sister in law who knows about this. I really want to Confess and be free but i dont know how to tell this to my wife and brother . My wife adore my brother's child, they spend holidays in our house and my brother has never question the other 3 DNA because he has a strong believe that they are all his except the youngest girl. My daughter, she is now 10 years .

Please advice me on how to bring this matter to him please no insult i regrets my mistake i sometime wish it was a dream . Sorry for the long post

What is done is done. Your plan to confess now will not amend anything. However it will ruin a lot of lives. Let secrets stay as they are. One day your brother's ex-wife will spill the beans. It is left for you when that happens to admit the truth or deny her. But a confession now will only be as effective as re-electing Buhari for a 3rd term in 2023.
As for your wife, she needs medical attention. She most likely has Antiphospholipid Syndrome or Factor 5 Leiden. She develops blood clots during the first trimester that essentially abort the foetus in her womb. Either way, see an obstetrician to help you with that.

koppa:
Evening all,was at the Somolu general hospital yesterday, the doctor said it's some sort of hormonal imbalance, and said I should go for a scan which I couldn't do cos of the amount,but I was surprised when she checked my BP and it reads 150/100,like that is way too high for me,she further said I should go for blood test.... which I will do once I have enough cash.....just thought of updating you guys and if there are things I should stop doing to reduce my BP......thanks

cc
ibnzubair
jigba

I hope you have not subjected yourself to surgery for this ailment. There is a connection between your enlarging breast and your elevating blood pressure. Are you taking any medication or supplement? Did you take any substance to enlarge your muscles (steroids)? Have you taken any anti-psychotic medications before?
Whatever the case, see an endocrinologist so that they can check your adrenal glands as well as your thyroid. A blood test checking for your TSH, ACTH and prolactin levels is a first step. Surgery should be the LAST solution to this. Be sure to tell your doctor every herb/supplement/portion that you have taken/are taking.

WisdomHunter:
This Guy was my junior in secondary school back then he never enter class, always on a Mufti very stubborn and years later he became a dreaded cultist, just this afternoon i saw his friends mourning him on Facebook later got to know that he was shot and killed by rival group few days after his birthday so sad.

NO TO CULTISM IT NEVER PAY

R.I.P TO THE DEAD

A dreaded cultist was shot and killed? Are you serious?

Not sure if this has anything to do with it, but on 15 August 2018, one Babalaya Okigbo posted this on Agnes Apu's husband's facebook page. Not sure if this was before or after she went missing. May have nothing to do with nothing, but Babalaya Okigbo is an interesting facebook page worth checking out. Also several relatives of this missing lady are still posting very happy messages on their facebook pages. I don't sense the somber mood


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naptu2:
Business leaders met with President Muhammadu Buhari today at the Lagos House Marina. #PMBMeetsBusiness

Here are pictures, videos and transcripts from the occasion.

https://mobile.twitter.com/hadisirika/status/1094223402414551040



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rftZTKEP7jk

Aliko Dangote! I am sure he is invested in every presidential candidate. Businessman

Chikiletta:
Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi's campaign train storms markets and streets of Nsukka, Igbo-Eze South, Igbo-Eze North and Udenu Local Government Areas in Enugu North Senatorial District of Enugu State, in continuation of his intense door-to-door campaign and direct contact with masses, ahead of the forthcoming general election.

The glamour of the campaign and the great joy and enthusiasm on the faces of the people speak volumes of the governor's level of popularity and acceptance in the state, as they reassured him of their overwhelming votes at the polls.

2019 general election will surely end in Praise, for Enugu State is truly in the hands of God.#amokelouis

Amazing to see that Nsukka looks every inch like it did over 30 years ago. Still the same old dilapidated houses everywhere. Government come, government go. Nothing new except the faces on the sycophancy campaign billboards.

MrGist:


A man has taken to his Facebook page to post on how he is going to commit suicide if Buhari loses the coming Presidential election.

In a post, which has since gone viral as it has been shared several times, the man wrote that he will commit suicide before the swearing in of the new President as he won’t be able to bear living under the Atiku Presidency:

If Buhari lose the February 16th Presidential election, I will commit suicide before May 29th because I can’t afford to live under Atiku Presidency. So help me God.

See more here; http://gistmore.com/comrade-threatens-to-take-his-own-life-if-buhari-loses

E get one kiosk for Deidei wey dey sell better hanging rope. E be like say dem dey do buy one get one free. Go quick arrange your own because plenty fit follow your steps

Hidemyface:
From experience guys that have played such game, any regrets? Been avoiding them but the temptation just heighten this week cos I work from home.

You wan give am belle be that. You just dey reach out every other day to take keep body together. The day you go score, na her mother go give you the news with a big ghana must go bag in front of your house as per we are moving in with you levels. And like many over-experienced chaps don talk for here, compound t-o-t-o means an end to outside t-o-t-o, unless you wan stage nollywood fight for ya domot.

lacemose:
As part of their tradition (Rural Rugged), the National Christian Corpers fellowship distributed relief items to Gabasawa Village area of Kano State.

These involved free medications for those that are sick, distribution of items, also counseling of the villagers...



See photos...

source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/02/nccf-kano-distributes-relief-materials.html

Bros take time dey tocuh their women hand, make they no take cutlass give you short sleeve. Al these people n o dey joke with their religion

ChangeIsCostant:
A young man was apprehended earlier today after reportedly stealing a female underwear in Lagos. 

It was gathered that the yet-to-be identified boy was nabbed after stealing a pant which is allegedly belongs to his sister - for suspicious reason best known to him. 

The young man who was suspected of stealing the pant - was forced to strip off his trouser after being caught by residents in Oshodi area of the state. 

The boy was later handed over to the police. 

This is happening after the Nigeria Police Force said it cannot investigate the stealing of pants for spiritual purposes because there is no evidence.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/02/young-man-caught-wearing-female-pant-after-stealing-it-in-lagos-photos.html

All these yahoo boys are dulling big time.
Just enter tejuosho go pack okirika pants and g strings worn by $$$$$$$ chicks overseas. Why waste your time with naira pant, when you can maximize your proceeds with $$$$$ in no time at all Go for oyibo pant and hit that $$$$$$$$$$

GodIsBiafran:


And you call yourself a woman...how sad! You have no honor. Mazi is a million times better than any Nigerian (living or dead).

Kanu is now a Nigerian??
I thought he was a jewish biafran igbo man
You cannot eat your kpomo and have it at the same time
I talk say all of una dey smoke correct shisha. You jus dey vex like vesper

Igboblog:
BREAKING!!! Biafra : Nnamdi Kanu Insists Atiku Is From Cameroon, Drops More Details(Photos) [

By Wisdom Nwedene

The leader of the Indigenous People Of Biafra, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu has insisted that the presidential candidate of People's Democratic Party, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar is from Cameroon.

Igbere TV reported that Nnamdi Kanu in yesterday's broadcast said Atiku is from Cameroon.

Meanwhile, to back up his claim, Kanu via his Twitter dropped more details about Atiku and where he comes from.

He said a referendum was held in British Cammeron to determine whether the neighboring territory should join Nigeria or Cammeron.

Kanu said : "Now I understand why they were denied history lessons in schools and universities. The caliphate wanted to make them even dumber. Common history of Adamawa they don't know. Yet they claim they are educated. Damnable Zoological Republic. #SitAtHome on 16 February and be counted."


Source : http://igberetvnews.com/550427/revealed-tinubu-said-ambodes-impeachment-crucial-meeting-apc-leaders/

Dictator Nnamdi Kanu does not sound like he has any iota of respect for his dumb zoological republic followers. First, Buhari is Jubril. Then Atiku is from Cameroun. Very soon, Mahatma Ghandi will trek to Ariaria market, and IPOB will play against Chelsea. He must be on some good shisha straight outta the holy land. You gotta share bro

unclesuruoffi:
A motorcyclist who was arrested for defiling 7-year-old cousin, in a new confession disclosed that he only touched her private part but never penetrated. 

Itoro Udoh who was arrested by officers of the Lagos State Police Command, lived in an apartment comprising of a living room and a bedroom in the Yaba area of the state with his brother, the girl, her stepmother and stepbrothers. It was alleged that the 25-year-old who returned home drunk after the day's job, undressed the girl and had sex with her.

Punch reported that the victim's stepmother was woken up after she screamed, and when Udoh was apprehended he was half-naked while the victim was naked.  The incident was reported to the police at Sabo Police Station.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/02/02/i-only-touched-her-private-part-motorcyclist-arrested-for-defiling-7-year-old-cousin/


lalasticlala

Somebody should touch your own privates with a pair of pliers

Made4naijablog:
White Man in bitter tears after being scammed by Nigerian fraudsters

Watch video

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2019/02/white-man-in-bitter-tears-after-being-scammed-by-nigerian-fraudsters-video/

He must be a greedy one. Despite the widespread notoriety of Nigerians and their adulterated english, he still fell for their tricks.

ChangeIsCostant:
The Nigerian Air force base in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state, was today in a state of confusion when Mrs Irobuisi, wife of Air Commodore CC Irobuisi who is presently the deputy director of safety defence headquarters Abuja, attempted to murder one of the soldiers in Air force secondary school in the capital city.

According to reports, the airman flogged her daughter for an indiscipline act, after which one of the female civilian teacher gave the daughter phone to report to her mum who immediately drove to the school with a cutlass, while discussions were on going.

Mrs Irobuisi removed the cutlass she concealed and attempted to kill the airman, fortunately the airman survived the attack. He is presently responding to treatment at NAF reference hospital in Port-Harcourt.

It is alleged that Mrs Irobuisi has assaulted airmen and officers severally at different locations. She was suspended from Nigerian Air force Officers Wife Association few years back for slapping and biting an officer's wife.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/02/wife-of-airforce-commodore-attacks-soldier-with-machete-in-port-harcourt.html

A botched beheading

post=75359204:
PDP presidential campaign

I predict that the relationship between Atiku and Obi will be as cordial as that between Obj and Atiku.
I hope I am wrong.

Groovenaija360:
An armed Robber terrorizing a community in Rivers State has been apprehended and burnt alive today.

The jungle justice took place at Agbonchia community in Eleme Town, Rivers State.

It is no longer news that these bad boys have been terrorizing Agbonchia community for long and today luck ran out this particular one.

Yeyeajiwa took the incident to her social media page and wrote:



See Photos below.

>>> https://grovenaija360.com/armed-robber-caught-burnt-alive-in-eleme-rivers-state-graphic-photos/

Did they leave the legs behind for vincent the voracious vulture?

gunpoint:
The canvas weak me

It is the most comfortable footwear out there. Time has passed when men suffer in gucci slip on.

AlexReports:
US BASED NIGERIA BILLIONAIRE BIG BOY, "MOMPHA" WELCOMES NEW BORN BABY GIRL IN CALIFORNIA

Popular Nigeria Big boy and CEO of Mompha Bureau De Change, Mr. Smart Kings, rejoices as he welcomes another beautiful child into his world of luxury, surplus and comfort. The Bureau De Change MD announced that his wife has successfully delivered a bouncing baby girl at California hospital in the United states on 31st Of January.

"Mompha", as he is called by friends has expressed gratitude to God for the gift of a third child, as he receives countless congratulatory messages from friends, family members and partners to celebrate the newborn baby girl.

According to a post on his Facebook ID Mompha, he has called on his fans to advice him on the appropriate gift and gesture to present to his wife, for the safe and successful delivery of their daughter.

Mr. Smart is one of the biggest lions, with a charisma that describes nobility, demonstrates intelligence and defines splendour. He has remained famous for his display of wealth and a life of absolute luxury.

He is also known for his abled impact in promoting youth empowermemt by supporting raw talents, both in Nigeria local leagues and street soccer across Nigeria. As a passionate football lover, and a dedicated empowerment pathfinder, Mr. Smith has continued to encourage young local footballers, both in funds and otherwise to further the achievements of their dreams abroad.

Mompha will be celebrating the birth of his daughter with family members, friends and well wishers from across the world, though a date is yet to be decided for the grand celebration.

However, Mompha has thanked and appreciated everyone who congratulated himself and his wife, as well as those who prayed and threw good wishes at their new baby.

http://www.alexreports.info/2019/02/us-based-nigeria-billionaire-big-boy.html?m=1

He is now based in the US?

post=75382272:
More from Kebbi

The way Saraki take spread leg for that picture.

BoneBlogger:
Residents of Port-Harcourt, Rivers state capital, brutally killed a dog earlier today after alleging that it was transformed from a human being.

According to multiple online reports from residents who witnessed the killing, it was alleged that a man turned into the big dog after alighting from his car at Garrison area in Port-Harcourt.

The dog was immediately caught, tied up and tortured to death before its corpse was dumped by the roadside.

The incident caused tension in the area. 

Meanwhile, online users have condemned the killing of the 'innocent' dog, with many calling for the arrests of those responsible. 

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/dog-killed-in-port-harcourt-after-being-accused-of-transforming-from-a-man.html

Nigerians are superstitious clowns. People turn into goat. Pants disappears and becomes juju money. The lame walk again and the blind see. And yet with all these magic powers we possess, we cannot fix our roads or power supply. We cannot even call off ASUU strike.

feddis:
Wife of former Vice President, Titi Atiku Abubakar, on Thursday told women her husband is not interested in cornering the nation’s wealth but out to serve the masses.

She disclosed that with Atiku’s choice to back restructuring, Nigeria will be repositioned adding that Atiku would assist the country with his wealth where necessary.

Titi Abubakar spoke during a rally in Abuja at the old parade ground area 10, alongside Poeples Democratic Party (PDP) governor’s wife, Former PDP senators, ministers and other party faithful.

She went further that women should shun violence in the forthcoming elections and vote for their choice without fear or favour.

Titi Abubakar vowed to ensure the welfare of women, youths and children in the scheme of things when her husband is elected president.

Her words: “Atiku must rule. Atiku must get Nigeria working again. You know that Atiku is a job creator and he is going to engage most of the unemployed people.

“You know that Atiku is for restructuring. It is for your good. The Federal Government is too powerful that is why we must decentralise.

“Nigerian women are suffering. Atiku will give the women micro credit so that you can do your businesses.

“Don’t allow anybody to come and be giving you N10, 000. Do not destroy your children future. N10, 000 cannot carry you through 4 years and 8 years.

“The PVC they are collecting from you is a bad omen because on the day of voting you need your PVC.

“My women, I am telling you, collect their money and refuse to vote them. Vote the person of your choice. That money they are bringing to you is your money and your entitlement. Don’t give them your PVC. If you give them you have sold your children’s future.”

She went on: “Atiku is an educationist, he has businesses, he has done it before as Vice President and he is going to do it again as President. He was the head of the economic when he was with former President Olusegun Obasanjo.

“Atiku does not want Nigerians money, he has made money. You know he has so many children.

“All the children are not working in government offices except for one, who is a medical doctor and she is the commissioner in Adamawa State.

“She has told his father that he is not APC or PDP. She said she wants to work for her people, she wants to save lives and that is what she has been doing.

Source : http://thenationonlineng.net/atiku-not-need-nigerias-money-says-wife/

The same was said of the billionaire philanthropist Rochas Okorocha. Then he became governor and develop statuelepticus akpuolagi

DavidEsq:

Wat if the oda Person com know say u no get dog?

Tell am say na your pikin toss the phone enter toilet

Ikeboboafri:
A textbook has gone viral on social media, for teaching kids what has been interpreted as the ill side of 'gender roles'.  The textbook which relayed examples of gender roles assigned to both men and women, stated that husband should earn money and the wife should look after the children, serve, do the dishes, ensure the house is clean, ensure the kids are well behaved and also make sure that members of the nuclear and extended family are happy. 


https://unclesuru.com/2019/01/17/see-what-a-textbook-is-teaching-kids-about-gender-roles/

Written by the man whose wife is in za oza room

obembet:
Guys I believe many of you have experience this and handled it with maturity. How do you end call you're tired of without sounding rude?

How to hang up without sounding rude 101

Other caller: rambling on and on and on
You: Hello? hello? hello? I can't hear you again. Hello? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Hello? Oooohhhh, this network always messing me up. Hello? I'll call you back, I can't hear you again.

Make sure, you keep saying your own lines without ever stopping to acknowledge the caller. Remember, you can't hear what he/she is saying, right? And as soon as you hang up, you switch off your phone for an hour.

There's always my battery died, and I plugged it to charge, and my dog peed on my phone, and I have been drying it under the fan etc etc. Be ingenious like Lai Mohammed

Nbote:
D way some of U celebrate some irrelevant things and make news out of anything is baffling.. How exactly is dis a major milestone in his life or in religion? Of what use is his reading d Quran over and over again to anyone of us or even to him if he didn't affect lives positively? Does it automatically guarantee him paradise or heaven or make him a saint? Dis is jus like celebrating everyone who went to church and mosques daily

Every time he finishes the quran, he scores one extra vajin in firdaws

troublemakea:
The US military has deployed soldiers to Gabon amid fears of violent protests in neighbouring Democratic Republic of Congo after its presidential election.

US President Donald Trump told Congress on Friday that the first of about 80 troops arrived in Gabon on Wednesday to protect US citizens and diplomatic facilities should violence break out in DRC’s capital Kinshasa

Voters in Congo went to the polls on December 30, two years after they were first scheduled to be held, to elect the successor to President Joseph Kabila, who has been in power for 18 years.
“The first of these personnel arrived in Gabon on January 2, 2019, with appropriate combat equipment and supported by military aircraft,” Trump’s letter to Congress read.“Additional forces may deploy to Gabon, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, or the
Republic of the Congo, if necessary for these purposes.”

“These deployed personnel will remain in the region until the security situation in the Democratic Republic of the Congo becomes such that their presence is no longer needed,” the letter continued.

Congo’s electoral commission is scheduled to release the provisional results of the presidential election on Sunday, but it has said there could be delays because of the slow arrival of tally sheets.

https://www.today.ng/news/africa/deploys-troops-gabon-amid-fears-unrest-congo-184785

Story! They are there to protect US economic interests (coltan mines)

Follygunners:
Make gov't quick carry him body go morgue fast... before him fellow okoro carry the body go chop... Na dem way be dat.

spare parts for money ventures

ChangeIsCostant:
A suspect identified as Vincent Idumonyi, was apprehended by police operatives after abducting and raping a 16-year-old secondary school girl in Benin city, Edo state.

It was gathered that the suspect met his victim on Facebook where she released her phone number to him after they became friends.

After a month of chatting, the suspect arranged to meet with the girl in a hotel in the town where he kidnapped her for three days.

He threatened to inject her with a deadly substance if she raised an alarm, a situation which led to her being raped by the suspect.

Vincent then contacted the girl's family to demand for some money before her release.

The family eventually parted ways with N382,000.

The victim herself revealed that the suspect who threatened her also with a knife, had sex with her twice in the hotel.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/12/man-lures-16-year-old-girl-to-a-benin-hotel-kidnaps-and-rapes-her.html

kidnapped from facebook

ItzBIM:
A wise man once said insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. I just went on a Sowore marathon watching his rally and interviews.

And i am worried and concerned why this man is not on every youth lips.

We can’t keep changing oppressors every four four years. Repeat play repeat play and expect a different result. Our current president is not eloquent enough, he never does any media interview, you can barely understand him anyway. But to have Ghost President who doesn’t even address sensitive issues about his nation is a slap in our faces, how long can we continue to live like this.

I’m sure Atiku can borrow the same manifesto Obasanjo used in 1999 because there is hardly anything that has fully accomplished since then.

You might say what experience does he have to become a president why not start from somewhere. And I will answer that with two examples. Nelson Mandela was an activist before he went to prison and came back
to become president of South Africa he had prior experience in any political office I think the rest his history. Second example Barack Obama, he was regarded as a community organiser though he was a senator for 6 months. He stabilised America not because he was a former senator but because he was a man of character. And if experience matter so much Obasanjo and Buhari were both head of state in 1976 and 1983 respectively. And I’m sure how we all know how it went when they became the president, so much for their experience.

The problem of Nigeria is at the top and that is where we should send some with brand new ideals too.

It’s really mind boggling that there are some youth who still believe this old heads with analog thinking.

We need a young man with fresh and innovative ideas, enough of this old heads who do not have our best interest at heart.

I urge you all you google and read about his promises for Nigeria and how he intends to implement them, so that this post won’t be to long for you to read.

And if any of you still think this old dinosaur are the best for the job then so be it however any hardship, suffering and misery inflicted on your life would be very well deserved.
every great dream begins with a dreamer.

Remember every dream starts with a dreamer, vote for who deserves to win not who you think will win.

Nigerian youth is lazy - Buhari.
Still won't stop the lazy youths in aura from voting him in again

EVILFOREST:
What Manner of NATION is this...??

S.hith.ole variant mehn!!!