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Odion2016:
Yes na...Who does not know that singapore is 100% better than this zoo..Are we here for sight-seeing??

The guy wan motivate you make u vex waka like him waka too

Na so him take browse nairaland finish, begin dream of entering singa

Odion2016:
Instead of creating a thread on the step by step processes of getting their visa,,you are posting pictures,,ofcourse we all know that Singapore is a beautiful country...So stop that thing..!!

Be like say de guy don provoke you reach bone marrow

sunnybobonwa:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/nigerian-doctor-shoots-self-wife-in-murder-suicide-in-us/amp/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHFAxXSBtfc

May their soul rest in peace. Ben Okigbo was not a US-based medical doctor. He was an ICU nurse at Harris Health Ben Taub Hospital Houston Texas. Everyone is a suspect at this point including the sons (unfortunately) until it is established that they had no hand in the grisly incident.

Mallam de mallam congratulations. Your bread don butter finish, e remain to add buns in between. Ya level go change overnight. You jus gave up your right to wife number two, tiri and four. Jus like dat oo. Carry Shehu Sani take do witness. Na em be say you no fit wriggle out of this entanglement.

Chef in California? Na to begin wash plate as soon as plane touch ground. No be Hisba Kano you dey go. All dat excess power una men get for naija, she go flush am enter toilet. Early morning, you go catch bus go work, wash plate from dawn to dusk make she take serve customers. Na so una go take dey pay tax to uncle sam and mortgage to bank.

You come back home for evening, you go sample ochanga whether or whethernt. Na 5 years e go take to get oyibo paper. Any kpararam, she go first sign paper for you before you do kehem.

So in conclusion, you don win lottery. But you go work taya to cash am. Gaskya

jaybenugo:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/419157-former-igp-advises-against-banning-sars.html

Not surprising coming from a former IG of police - the most criminal entity in Nigeria. He is technically an ex-mob boss

[quote author= post=94594150]Update From . COM

A mum in Akwa Ibom state is accused of roasting her 11-year-old son's hands by placing it directly on fire because he took food from the pot without permission, Reports.

An LIB reader, who sent in photos of the injured boy identified as Victory, stated that he lives with his father, Clement, a Keke NAPEP driver, and his biological mother, an orange seller, at number 33 Afaha Ikot Obio Nkan Street, Udo Udoma avenue in Ibesipko LGA in Akwa Ibom state.

From The Information Gathered By , On Friday October 2, Victory went into their kitchen to get something to eat after his parents allegedly left home without giving him anything to eat.

When his mother found out he went into her kitchen to get food by himself, she allegedly lit the stove and placed his hands on the fire and inflicted serious injuries on him, Reports


Older injuries on the boy's body also show this isn't the first time he's getting burnt with fire.

There's a burn scar on his stomach alongside other scars on his body, Reports.

LIB contacted the spokesperson of the state police command who said he isn't aware of the case of child abuse but will investigate and revert as soon as possible.

See More Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/10/woman-roasts-her-11-year-old-sons-hands-for-taking-food-from-the-pot-without-her-permission.html[/quote]Just make another fire and replicate the roast. Adult hands should roast pretty quickly, so no need to gather too much firewood. They can also giver her jara by advancing the roast to the elbows (short sleeve shirt)

virtuouswoman77:
Pls how do I handle this problem of hubby that does not have self control when it comes to alcohol?

He drinks too much and sometimes messes the bed up with urine.

I have talked to him still no change pls I need practice solutions that will make him stop because he is the type that doesn't take things serious unless it gets to him and this his behavior is making me regret my marriage to him.

Start putting some money aside before his liver finally shuts down.
Wetting the beds means he already has diabetes and probably about to short circuit his kidneys as well.
He must have taken you out to some happening bars and hangouts when you were dating, so his alcoholic prowess should come as no surprise to you. Also buy a small pestle and have it nearby should he come home one day and mistake you for a punching bag. Pestles are handy for resetting the brain.

khalidx:
A young Nigerian girl has wowed Twitter users with her breathtaking shots of the Maitama area of Abuja.
The shots covered the AA oil house, Zenith bank and Transcorp Hilton hotel.

Quick fact: The AA Oil house is the most expensive house in Abuja. The land which the house seats on cost 1 billion naira.

Her Twitter handle
https://twitter.com/NoraAwolowo?s=09

Does she have drone permit by nigerian police?
Make she go apply for drone licence o

UDOKABESTLUV:
Update From BLOG

A police officer identified as sergeant Anthony Edoka was killed on Sunday, September 13, following a crash involving his car and another vehicle along Lokoja road, Kogi State, Reports.

According to an eyewitness, Who Spoke With Crew, Dansofo Muhammed, the victim was driving when he collided with a Mercedes Benz. The officer, with rosary beads around his neck, died instantly.

See Photos Obtained From The Accident By Below:

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=148996163542794&id=100052972324902

They rushed the police to nearby hospital, but they refused to treat him because there was no police report permitting them to treat him, so the man died

wink2015:
IF YOU PEOPLE USE YOUR HAND TO DRIVE SHELL FROM RIVERS STATE.

You will have yourself to blame.

WARRI PEOPLE ARE BITTING THEIR FINGERS WITH SHELL GONE.

When the good people of Nigeria was telling Warri people to let SHELL have a peaceful environment for doing the crude oil business they refused.

GO TO SHELL EDJEBA WARRI it is now a ghost town.

GO TO SHELL MAIN OFFICE it is now a ghost town

GO TO SHELL OGUNU near Warri it is now a gohst town.

GOVERNOR WIKE tell your people to take am easy with SHELL O!

SHELL IS NOW BEING FRUSTRATED TO GO TO GABON in central africa to invest in deep offshore oil.

PORT HARCOURT PEOPLE LEARN THE BITTER LESSONS THAT RESULTED FROM SHELL LEAVING WARRI.

Explore other decent ways to address your grievances.

CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED is now the only major oil company that is bringing PET DOLLARS to Delta state.

The Delta state civil service is not generating money but a consumer of federal allocations which still does not help the common man in the street of Warri.

NDDC has been eaten to comatose by the big men in Abuja.

WHEN WARRI MATTER came up for hearing in the House of Representative, Honourable Ereyetomi stopped Senator Akpabio from speaking telling him to switch off the mic that IT IS OKAY.

WHAT IS OKAY with WARRI your constitutency?

THAT IS DYING OF INVESTMENT?

You are in Abuja telling Senator Akpabio not to tell the world the people who ate NDDC money.

SPDC don comot Waffi? Edjeba?
Wow!

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1362965/pregnant-woman-two-kids-crushed-death-tanker-accident-ondo-photos/

No surprises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhIVXM38kc

Explorers:
A North Carolina man who spent 44 years in prison for a rape he didn't commit was freed on Thursday.

Mr Ronnie Long, 64, was a 20-year-old Black man living in Concord when he was accused of raping a white woman, Sarah Judson Bost, at knifepoint in her home on the evening of the 25 April 1976.

Long was sentenced to 80 years in prison for the first-degree rape of Sarah Bost and first-degree burglary by an all-white jury in the 70s.

Despite decades of appeals to overturn the conviction, and though DNA evidence obtained throughout the years pointed to his innocence, he remained in jail.

Photo of Mr Ronnie Long, an inmate in 2017 fighting for his freedom.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8674499/Black-man-spent-44-years-prison-rape-says-didnt-commit-freed.html?ito=social-facebook

https://independenttribune.com/obituaries/craven-juddie/article_7653077b-9761-5af5-8bd1-8a1468d6aa6a.html

And that's the woman she was accused of raping. She's probably continuously popping, cracking and sizzling to a fine crisp somewhere in the hottest part of hell

AprokoGirl:
This happened Yesterday In Delta State ....

According to the boy , he is from Onitsha in Anambra State , Watch the full video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqmdh3rfTDs

Kini big deal?
Oyibo don dey package poop for capsule tey tey
Why we dey harass the guy unnecessarily?
Na your poop the guy dey enjoy?

[quote author= post=93309699]https://www.facebook.com/335914713250339/posts/1314187185423082/[/quote]Innoson, thread carefully as you enter into agreement with the military to start manufacturing "military hardware". The owners of naijiria are orchestrating the plot to sink you finally. Better stick to civilian items for now.

Oldpikin:
I'm 27 and a graduate. But I look so much like I'm still a teenager and it turning me to an introvert. And my voice isn't helping especially when I'm on phone. I wanted to start smoking weed for a thicker voice but someone told me that it doesn't work for everybody.

I was about to start using some stuffs for my beards to grow but I'm scared of the side effects. Do you know how I get a thicker voice in few days? Do you know how I could get beards in few days using organic combinations?

Please help I'll really appreciate it.

Nkita siri na ndi nwere ike amaghi ano.
You really think you have a problem?
Maybe you should ask this kiddo, or maybe google "progeria"

maduxs:
Admin please bring this post to light. I have an albino girlfriend, we have been dating for a while now but the fact remains that the stigmatization is too much. People discriminate against her so much.

Every time I'm walking with her people looks at us as if we came from another planets. All my close relations and friends I told about her discouraged me from getting married to her. Everybody is against me, they told me how can I introduce albinism to my lineage.

I understand that she has a very poor visual acuity, she is prone to skin cancer, she will depend on me to get some certain task done especially under sun.

She is a very good girl, what I'm looking at is what is inside her I mean her personality even though she is obese, she gives me peace of mind.

Finally she is also a petrochemical engineer, and very brilliant person though her albinism has been disadvantageous to her from getting a better job. I just proposed to her against all odds even though I'm all alone.

Should I go on to marry her? Please I need advice from people with mature minds.

See sense man
You don shine albino congo finish, e don reach to commit, you don dey fear albino pikins

Johnnico1:
I go comot ya teeth

ALEX182:
So I have this American patient who I recently came across. He's a fat dude who is like in his late 40s but has a very jolly and likeable character. I introduced myself and we got talking afterwards.

After a while of chitchat, he asked me where I was from. I told him to take a guess and he said said, you sound like you're Nigerian. I told him (regrettably) that I was Nigerian. He started smiling and told me that he had a Nigerian girlfriend and that we both had similar accents.

He then started telling me recent occurrences that had befallen his girlfriend in Nigeria. He said the lastest story was that she was in Abuja and as she was on her way to the airport in a taxi, the taxi had an accident and she was seriously injured and had to be rushed to the hospital. He said that the hospital demanded money before treatment started and he had to hustle about $4000 and send to her in order for treatment to start.

He said that after a week of her being in the hospital, they wanted to discharge her despite her still being in pain. Because she had exhausted all the $4000 on treatment, he said the hospital had threatened to discharge her on the streets and he was trying to borrow more money to see if he could send it to her so they could continue with her treatments.

He furthermore told me that the girlfriend said that she was a Nigerian American citizen who was currently stuck in Nigeria due to her passport having expired and also due to Covid lockdown at airports in Nigeria. He said she had asked him for $300 to renew her US passport from American embassy in Nigeria.

Another thing that he told me was that just before covid struck, there was a similar pandemic which happened in Nigeria early this year and that his girlfriend had contracted the disease and he had to send her $2000 for treatment. Right now he said he's broke but is waiting for like $2000 disability check from the US government next week which he will send to her as soon as the money clears.

As he was telling me this tale, I was so angry with Nigerians and how they take advantage of people in love to scam them. I wanted to swear for the scammers


I'm at a dilemma here. Do I tell him that he's being scammed by Nigerians or do I continue to be professional and just ignore it. Because I don't want him to think I'm involved with it because these oyinbo people can turn everything on your head and accuse you that is your people in conjunction with you that are scamming him. They are that crazy.

The good part of me wants to help him but I'm hesitant that it may turn out bad for me. Please matured responses.

And what do you suppose your White American patient friend will think of all Nigerians (including you) when he is finally scammed? The very fact that you exhibit the faintest hesitation to warn him, seems to suggest that you must have the dominant trait of that Nigerian prince DNA in you.

benuejosh:
A Visit to the university environment shows how grass has grown tall and covered even concrete built path ways.

Pictures speaks for itself.

Just bring in the miyetti cowboys to graze down the place for una

Marks112:
Hi everyone, my mom is a celestial woman so she believes in all these things.
She asked 4 pastors, 1 said she’s okay, others said no.

But the thing is I am exhausted, I can’t start all over again and I love her and she loves me very much. She’s not your average Nigerian girl that loves money.

I have just been thinking a lot cos I don’t even know what could happen in future that will make the pastors say no.

And the main thing here now is now that my mom has asked these people she will never support this marriage, how do I convince her?

And I can’t break up with my gf she has been with me through a lot .. I just tire.
Been praying to God that if she’s not for me she should be the one to break up or f*ck up
I don’t want to hurt her.

Did you also ask your mother's and pastors' permission before you started tontoring the chikala? Abi na now you wan consult pastor?

Just increase your weekly tithe, so that the pastors can clean their crystal balls with original anointing oil, and approve the chikala for you.

Don't forget to consult them again to get them to approve a license to start kpolangaring the chikala when una don marry finish

Miracle7998:
Brethren this is the reason I always tell people to always be on alert and be vigilant so that you will know what kind of things the enemy brings to your house, this is a bat that the enemy sent to my home this night around 10:40 pm and glory be to God we killed it.

You have to stand and fight your enemies we are in the last days

And did you make bat stew with it to finish off your enemy?

damiloladuke:
A video of a Nigerian man with 32 children has surfaced on the internet.

The man who appears to be from the Northern part of the country has 4 wives.

In the video where he was being interviewed, the man revealed that he has 16 male and 16 female children, some of which already have their own kids too.

He even stated that he has little babies that are still sucking their moms.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WngSxiub3LY

Sai baba
Ranka dede baaa kwoni
Damboruba
32 never do
Each of your sons need 12 vajins in jannah
So your balance is 16 X 12 females that you have to produce before you retire
So polish your tool and get to work
And also upgrade to a school bus to carry them

AseV:
The General Overseer of Mountain of Holy Ghost Intervention and Deliverance Ministry, Prophet Chukwuemeka Odumeje, on Saturday, visited Camp Neya, Igbere Abia State, the country home of the Chief Whip of the Senate and former Governor of Abia state, Senator Orji Uzor Kalu

ABN TV gathered that the controversial Onitsha based prophet arrived Kalu’s hometown at exactly 2 pm.

Odumeje accompanied by his members on sighting Kalu entertained him with his dramatic moves and slangs

He expressed happiness for getting access to Kalu after several attempts.

Source: https://abntv.ng/2020/08/prophet-odumeje-visits-senator-orji-kalu-photos/

The indaboo himself

Enter Enugu, donate small covid to ugwuanyi

Detour to OUK place, donate small covid to the mugu

A na-eme nu. Small time now, they'll start falling like ijiji wey drink burukutu

And then we will blame the ancestors and the virrage pipul

But then wetin 'consain' udele and barber

E-money = electronic money

By the time FBI go open his own file, kasala go burst. Every dog has his day

As for Hush hush, by the time he serves his sentence, he will return to nigeria, and excavate the rest of his stash and set up a recording label and a car dealership in a dilicious move

Osagyefo98:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/07/i-rape-housewives-maids-during-operation-―-robbery-suspect/

He should be making that statement with his nu.ts in a polythene bag hanging around his neck

Nawaaoh:

That means you better find a female lawyer

akuto:
Please get to know what triggers attacks with her and help her avoid it. Always ensure you have her drugs and spare inhalers. Ensure you know where the drugs especially the inhaler is kept. Pregnancy is no different as the same rules apply. Pray. God's grace

Good advice. The first thing in her handbag or pocket should be an inhaler (before lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner, wallet etc). INHALER. There are many variants in the market. Make sure a good physician is prescribing the one she uses. Buy several, and keep one in her bag, in the house, her office drawer, her car, your car (just like carrying about an extra pad when on menses). Asthma is managed and not cured. I would not take corticosteroids like prednisone without doctor's advice. It is a dangerous medication that is readily available and abused by many.

naptu2:
This is a Nairaland post/thread from July 30th, 2017.




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https://www.nairaland.com/3956741/exposed-hushpuppi-also-jane-woodscrane

It was clear from the beginning that hushpuppi and mompha are criminals. Only the ignorant and gullible chose to believe otherwise. There are many like him all over social media fronting, claiming to be social influencers and bloggers

https://www.nairaland.com/4602609/e-money-poses-beside-500000-maybach/3#69152660

ghettokid1:
https://www.tvcnews.tv/police-deploy-special-forces-to-tackle-bandits-in-zamfara/

Useless country

Metrix147:
No fewer than two persons were arrested by men of vigilante group in Umuosu Autonomous Community, Ubakala in Umuahia South Local Government Area of Abia state.

Pistol, live bullets, as well as other light weapons, were recovered from the suspects.

In a release on Friday, one of the community leaders, Kessy Onuoha said the mission of the suspects were not known.

According to him, one of the suspects was overhead making suspicious phone calls while men of the vigilante were on duty, a situation that arose their apprehension and let to their arrest.

"It was disclosed the Umuosu Vigilante group were on duty when they overheard one of the suspects making suspicious calls and immediately, they swang into action and got them arrested and pistol as well as live bullets recovered from them.

"The suspects had already been handed over to the Police for further investigations," he said.

Source: https://abntv.ng/2020/07/vigilante-group-nabs-suspected-gunmen-in-abia-community-recovers-pistol-live-bullets-photos/

Una no get tire and matches for this village?

odogwu9:
Amazing & Beautiful Wildlife Killed By Hunters In My Village

Check out this amazing and beautiful wildlife killed by hunters in my village here in Amaediaba Nkpa,Bende LGA of Abia State. I have seen this animals being showcased alot on Natgeowild documentaries on dstv - "Man and nature "...It's a pity these animals are being killed. The country is behind in all aspects of human endeavor and Wildlife Preservation is the least of Nigeria's problem.

See correct hoe. Person wey still dey farm with that hoe fit eat anything that moves.
Dinner go sweet die tonight.

And for you millenials, hoe na farming tool, not Snoop doggy dogg's galfrend

OEPHIUS:
…Condemns heinous act by guardians

The Enugu State government has promised to take adequate care of the wellbeing of the 10-year-old finale househelp, Miss Nneoma Nnadi, who was grievously injured and maltreated by her guardians, Mrs. Ifeoma Ozougwu and her husband, Mr. Jude Ozougwu. The state government also promised to offset her medical bills and ensure that she receives adequate medical attention.

It was reported that the woman and her husband, Mr. Ozougwu, who reside at Thinkers Corner, Enugu, and hail from Aku in Igbo-Etiti Local Government Area, inflicted various degrees of injuries on the little child, which prompted their arrest by the Enugu State Police Command, and rescue of the victim - who is now receiving treatment at the ESUT Teaching Hospital, Parklane, Enugu.

Consequently, Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi of Enugu State directed his Commissioner for Gender Affairs and Social Development, Rt. Hon. Princess Peace Nnaji, to immediately visit the victim at the hospital to ensure that she receives proper medical attention.

Hon. Nnaji, who was accompanied by the Chief Medical Director of ESUT Teaching Hospital, Parklane, Enugu, Prof. Hycienth Onah, to see the abused child, empathized with the victim and her immediate family and promised them that the state government will not take the matter lightly.

She stressed that “we can never sweep it (matter) under the carpet”, pointing out that the dastardly act undermined the Child Rights Act “His Excellency, Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi’s administration spent millions of naira, time and energy to enact in the collaboration with UNICEF, to make sure that every child in Enugu State is protected, given education, healthcare and right to life, among others”.

According to her, “Enugu State government is not taking this lying low. The state government will take care of all the medical bills, facility and everything concerning this girl”.

Expressing shock at the ugly experience the traumatized little girl encountered in the hands of her guardians, Hon. Nnaji thanked the neighbours for bringing the cruel incident to public domain, describing them as “Good Samaritans”.

Responding, the mother of the victim, Mrs. Nnedinso Nnadi, expressed gratitude to Gov. Ugwuanyi for the state government’s concern and intervention, disclosing that it was a traumatic experience for the child and the entire family and asked God to reward all those who have played roles towards the rescue and treatment of their child.

In his remark, the Chief Medical Director of ESUT Teaching Hospital, Parklane, Enugu, Prof. Onah, explained that the victim is responding to treatment and being take care of adequately, adding that “her chances of full recovery are high”.

Enugu State is in the hands of God!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1198011323875764&id=100010007227700

This is a hospital?

Nigerians too dey joke with everything
Can any of those officials hovering around here bring their own ward to the same hospital?