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Lautechgossip:
Students of the University of Ibadan have revealed that since members of the non academic staff of the university began their strike, they have been living in difficult conditions on campus, as sources of water and electricity have been switched off by the striking staff, The Punch reports.

Academic and administrative activities at the university was halted on March 20, 2017, when the staff declared indefinite strike because of what the union described as “illegal deductions of pension money from their salaries.”

Aside the pension deduction issue, the workers are also asking for unpaid promotion arrears, shortfall in salary payment, and better welfare for staff, among other issues.

Some of the students who spoke with our correspondent on Monday said there was no water and electricity in the hostels and in all the classrooms.

“Each time there is crisis between the school administration and the staff, the students are always at the receiving end,” said Kayode Onifade, a 300 level student of the Faculty of Arts.

“Our lecturers now combine their work with that of non academic staff because they get the keys to open the classrooms for lectures to hold and lock them after.

“In the hostel, we sleep in darkness.

Many of us attend classes without taking our bath because there is no water. Both parties must reach an agreement for the sake of the students. The living condition is terrible,” added Onifade.

Since the strike began a week ago, gates to the institution have been locked, while lectures only resumed today (Monday).

Efforts to speak with the chairman of the institution’s branch of Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities, Wale Akinremi, by our correspondent proved abortive; as he refused to answer his mobile telephone.

The institution’s Director of Public Communication, Mr. Olatunji Oladejo, told our correspondent that efforts were being made by both parties to resolve the crisis.

http://kikiotolu.com/education/sleep-darkness-attend-classes-without-bathing-university-ibadan-students-open/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

Call your senators and let them know how much you are suffering. Saraki just imported a N298m car. That can buy a large power generating set or sink a borehole for water. Melaye drives a Lamborghini; expensive enough to sink 2 boreholes

nazzyon:
Melaye prepares cyberstalling case against Sahara Reporters, publisher in New York

Barely 24 hours after Ahmadu Bello University(ABU) Vice-Chancellor established that Senator Dino Melaye graduated from the institution, clearing him of certificate scandal, the embattled senator has announced that he would be filling cyber-stalling case against Sahara Reporters and Omoyele Sowore who is the publisher of the medium at a New York Court on Friday.

Meanwhile, the senator, whose first degree had come under scrutiny in the recent past weeks, few hours after appearing at the senate chamber on Tuesday, dropped on his twitter account his plan to visit United State of America for the suit.

Read: http://www.theguildng.com/?p=26612

broseme:
Owerri, the Imo State capital on Saturday 25th March, played host to Davido who was in the Eastern Heartland to witness first hand the magnificent edifice, Grand Cubana Lounge in Owerri and entertain his fans and lovers of good music.

The lounge which is situated at World bank axis of the state with a good tourist ambiance is presently the talk of the town as everyone is making frantic effort to get inside and get a feel of the entertainment Heaven.

Also spotted at the scene were Nollywood Star, Zubby,ace comedian, Uncle' O,the CEO of Kute & Clean, Njoku Chijioke,the managing Director of Hotels Ibis Royale, Owerri, Emeka and others.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/photos-of-davido-having-fun-at-cubana.html?m=1

Recession my foot

Ebal:
http://ebalsblog..co.uk/2017/03/watch-how-lion-given-to-oba-of-benin-as.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvXRAMxjuqY&feature=youtu.be

With the kind recession wey dey we country, the lion don enter gbese. One day e go comot go piss, waka enter oredo market go chop breakfast

cnboy90:
So, what do you think Nigeria can repay us?

Repay you in groundnuts

ebosie11:
What is going on?Despite Sahara Reporters owner releasing more evidences that Senator Dino Melaye has some questionable characters with his academic qualifications,Senator Dino Melaye insists that Sowore will go to jail.

What do you think?


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/reporters-owner-sowore-will-go-to-jail.html?m=1

Dino Dino, gra gra man. Ya pally Sowore don catch you red handed, you don dey wriggle like rat for trap
You go follow Senator Babangida of the Toronto university era waka very soon

Ponponkon:
VP Osibanjo arrives Abia for one day visit

The Executive Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, has arrived Umuahia, the capital of Abia State, for a one day State visit.

Governor Okezie Ikpeazu is pleased to welcome the Vice President to Abia again, after he visited in February to flag off the SME clinic at Aba, the commercial and economic hub of Eastern Nigeria and SME capital of Nigeria...

While in God's own state, the Vice President will pay homage to the Abia State Council of Traditional Rulers at Okpara Auditorium, where he will be conferred with a Chieftaincy Title by the Abia monarchs.

After the brief event, the Vice President will commission the Abia Investment House built by the Governor Ikpeazu administration.

The final event of the day will hold at the Abia International Conference Centre, Ogurube Layout Umuahia, the venue for the Niger Delta dialogue/town-hall meeting.

No accessible road to Abia, so vice president flies into Abia state with helicopter and receives a chieftaincy title for a job well done.
Malaria + Poverty is a curse

Ovokoo:
Dr. Joe Abah, the Director General pf the , Bureau of Public Service Reforms, goes off on a female troll inviting him to a live chat. He has since deleted his response.

SOURCE: http://ovoko.com.ng/director-general-bureau-public-service-reforms-goes-off-lady-inviting-live-chat/

pretending like say he no remember the babe again

tyokunbo:
Source:http://towncrieronline.net/2017/03/24/sienna-hits-lexus-jeep-in-motor-accident-on-akintola-road-sapele-delta-state/

As shared by a Facebook user, who, unfortunately, used pidgin English ...

Report use caterpillar take enter studio say at about 1:48 pm e get one SIENNA XIE wit registration number SAP 148 GB and d driver of d car na one small Ibo boy Luke wen get electrical store 4 Okpe road d smally name na Emeka e frive very very very high speed like Lawrence Anini driving na so wen e reach Akintola road immediately after Atufe Junction b4 White City d boy hit another car parked by d road side a brand new Lexus Jeep den hit another Navy man 4 runner Jeep wen dem also park by d road side wit registration number AS 908 ASB making 2 cars dis small Orienda (wizard) boy name. My people we thank God say no life was lost. I come c Luke dey discuss wit d owners of d cars nai dem toll d navy man car go d nearest mechanic workshop. D thing wen surprise me pass b say i nor knw where d small boy run pass i believe say e use jazz take vanish if not for dat our strong Camara wen dey c through wall spot d small devil dey race pass front of one church wen dey near GKS corner. Make we get sense knw who we go dey give our motor dey drive. As for Luke u nor try at all so na still u go suffer d carelessness u caused. Make I go Branama store go buy Kunu

lexus jeep? abeg who makes lexus jeep? never heard of that name combination before

tosyne2much:
And you're talking like someone who never grew up in Nigeria

Does not work for everyone. If your parents are still feeding you and changing your diapers, then yes, you have to answer to all their beck and call. If you can fend for yourself, your parents are secondary in this issue. I am not commenting out of context. This has been tried, tested, and confirmed. You call the shots and EVERYBODY else tags along; unless you still live in your father's house rent free and collect monthly pocket money from them, in which case you do as they say.

Dotng:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/03/23/london-school-economics-debunks-dino-melayes-degree-claim

una good morning oo
there are so many of them out there flaunting fake certificates and dropping names of institutions like flies

Oasis007:
The Peoples Republic of China Ambassador to Nigeria, Zhou Pingjian said his home country had approved $5 billion to support infrastructure projects in Nigeria.

Pingjian stated this yesterday when he paid a courtesy visit to the National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief John Odigie-Oyegun, at the party’s secretariat in Abuja.

The Chinese envoy requested the party’s support in ensuring Nigeria’s ‘full execution’ of the China’s policy between both countries.

He also canvassed the need for co-operation and collaboration between the governing parties of both countries – the APC and the Communist Party of China (CPC).
Pingjian, who was accompanied by the Chinese Deputy Ambassador, Jing Lin and Political Officer, Peng Chen, further intimated the Odigie-Oyegun and members of the APC National Working Committee (NWC) present on China’s domestic politics and China-Nigeria strategic bilateral relations.

He noted: “This year is a big one for party politics in China. Every five years, we hold party conventions and we draw a new blueprint for the years ahead. That means, major policy decisions will be made at the national congress of the Communist Party of China. A new central committee will be elected at the congress. The central committee will in turn elect the new central leadership.”

http://m.guardian.ng/news/china-approves-5b-to-support-projects-in-nigeria/?F

and what do they want in return?

igwegeorgiano:
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a cock and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.

Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.

I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country

Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.

While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.

Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.

After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.

I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.

Igwe, you may have him in the ba.lls, but he may have you in the neck. I hope the picture on your profile is a fake. I hope the girl beside you na fake too. This kind matter na to squeeze the blokos very hard, collect ya largesse and bail like usain bolt. No think say ya boss no get connections. Dey fit visit you anyday come chop eba for ya domot free of charge. Blackmail is no forever. You squeeze very hard and then bail.

skypeme:
Dear reasonable people on Nairaland, please I need your advise

My wife whom I love so much and also loves me too is entitled to 17.2% of my monthly income, my salary is 175kpm and she take 17.2% of this amount, yet she feels very uncomfortable with it

I pay the bills, buy food stuff every month and take care of our little baby girl

My baby girl does not take any local food, she takes only fresogold, tea and pap, the cost of fresogold is very high and she can consume 4tins in a month

My wife isn't not working yet she is still schooling and I pay all her fees,

I've never complaint of my duty as the head of the family yet she still feels unsatisfied with the 17.2% I give to her

Her primary duty in the house is to take care of our baby and prepare my dinner every week days and both break fast and dinner during the weekend

Recently I told her to take our baby to the hospital for treatment, our total bill was 11,500 naira but my wife suprisinly told me that the hospital bill is 22,700 naira which I immediately wired to her account

So I called the hospital to make inquiries about the exorbitant bill then I got to know that my wife inflated the hospital bill to 22,700 naira

I confronted her and she spoke to me very rudly I was not happy about this, I kept quite and didn't say anything about it again

I am thinking I should penalize her for her rude behaviour and the dishonesty she has melted on me

Will it be advisable not to pay her her monthly salary for two months ?

Will this correct her brain to default and what would possibly be the implication of doing this ?

She has not apologised and she has not seen anything wrong so far in what she has done

Your wife is a consumer-in-chief. Even if you hand over all your salary to her, she no go belle full. She has no long term stake in your family, and is just buying time. She could even be milking you to satisfy her younger boyfriend for LASU. Whatever advice here is for those about to fall into the mess you already are in. You can try some damage control by stopping the payment. If she talk too much, you can rain down hell

Frankdotcom:
Fate smiled on one Mr. Daniel Omunya who has been remanded in Okene prison, Kogi state for close to 2 years as he finally regained his freedom courtesy of some members of the National Youth Service Corps, Kogi state.


Mr. Omunya, a native of Benue state was arrested on his way from Benue en route Akure along okene /magongo express road in July 2015 by men of the Nigerian police force on a stop and search duty. He was alleged to have been in possession of a military camouflage shorts (Nika) in his bag.

He was a local cocoa farmer going to his farm at Akure. 



The NYSC legal Aid team Okene, led by Peter Dakwl visited the Okene prison on 23rd February, 2017 on a follow up on Mr Daniel's case, which was commenced by the previous batch.

After gathering much information, the legal aid team wrote a letter to the Okene high Court and Mr Daniel was brought to court on 28th of February.

The group followed the case vigorously even when the case was adjourned thrice.

The breakthrough came on 21st March 2017, when the chief judge of Okene high court considered the application valid, that Mr Omunya had stayed longer than the maximum jail term for his offense which was supposed to be six months.

Upon his release, the legal Aid team brought him to the "corpers" lodge Okene to meet with the NYSC local government Inspector, Mr lucky Onorkwopor.

On the 23rd of March 2017, Mr Daniel was brought before corps members during the JAC week lecture and freewill donations were made to assist him travel to reunite with his family.

A total Sum of thirteen thousand naira(
N13,000) was realized from the freewill donations.

Mr. Omunya could not hide his joy as he rained thanks and appreciation on the corps members for their ingenuity. He prayed God to meet the corps members at their varying points of need.

http://www.franklinonwubiko.com/2017/03/corps-members-in-okene-kogi-state.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=1

Good jobs guys.
However, neck tie no be by force.
The guy on the right jus dey abuse shirt and tie anyhow. E for wear agbada or danchiki

Ppresh2017:
Why suicide when we have easy and legitimate means of getting more income. See my signature.

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goldcoinhub:
A 25-year-old Nigerian national was arrested on Thursday, March 23, in Hyderabad, India on the charge of drug peddling after 53 grams of cocaine was found on him.

The accused, Ugochukwu Godpower, was nabbed from Banjara Hills area in the city during a joint operation while he was on his way to deliver cocaine to customers.


During the interrogation, Ugochukwu revealed that he used to purchase cocaine for Rs 3,000 per gram from another accused Davis Chris Richard Mueller, a native of Kenya (who is absconding) and sold it for Rs 5,000-Rs 6,000 per gram to the customers at different locations in the city, police said.

In November last year, he had been arrested along with four others by Golconda Police in a similar case and was sent to judicial remand. However, after his release from jail in December, he had again started peddling drugs, police said.

Further probe is being carried out to unearth the network of local and foreign drug dealers, Police said

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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/03/25-year-old-nigerian-drug-peddler.html

He should thank his stars he wasn't caught in the Philippines. Duterte

Harun111:
I met this 22 years old girl 1 year ago. We both got along and decided to settle down together.when we met she told me her past and one of the thing she told me about her past is she had a baby when she was 15years. She asked me if my family will allow me to marry her I said that should be my decision.i went ahead to Introduced her to my family which all of them accepted her.but recently my younger brother finds out she once gave birth,he then went ahead to tell my family about it. and they have called the family meeting which I was asked to appear on Sunday.my problem here is I love her so much and we are planning to settle down together this year and my family will want to stop me from marrying her.most her things her in my house. Am kinda confused I don't know Wat to do. Am going through some emotional pains rite now. I don't know if I should tell her, any time she calls my heart beat. Please I need ur advice..

In all honesty, I do not think you are ready to marry. Marriage is a decision taken between two discerning and willing couples without any external coercion. You and your partner are the ones planning to get married, not your father, mother or great grand uncle. You do not marry to appease parents (unlike what most parents intend their children to believe). Most parents genuinely seek the happiness of their children when they start intervening like yours and dictate who you marry or not. However a good number of them let this love for their children to overwhelm their common sense of judgment. Listen to their advice as your parents, but DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. The consequences or blessings from your actions are yours and your partner's to carry/enjoy. If this decision is difficult for you to make, then you are not ready to get married. When you are ready, nobody should stop you.

I see bo.obs everywhere
I see nyash everywhere
I see good cush everywhere
I see booze everywhere
I see ochanjas everywhere
I see poo.says everywhere

Where dem vaseline crew
Make una line up and begin action naaa

Ibori for president 2019
O ga-eme kwa unu n,anya vooooomm

HonOlagrace:
Its my first time working officially after Nysc, so I don't no if it's a crime to fall sick?

I fell sick(Malaria) on Wednesday around 9am@work,was able to manage myself till 1:30pm when my colleagues told me to go home when I couldn't cope. Got permission from the school's HM and left;was admitted at the hospital so I couldn't go to work yesterday but went today aganist the doctor 's advice that I still need to rest. Got to work today and was told that I was fired because I fell sick and was absent for a day & half.

My Question is, Is it a crime to fall sick when employed?

The illness was not the reason. They were just waiting for a reason to sack you. Try to find out what other reasons. Did the boss ask to sleep with you? Set him up (if so) and get a lawyer to clean him out.

E be like say contractor never settle COREN

I will be shocked if a Nigerian has not already ordered one of these

CastedDude:
Here are photos of the Christian woman whose husband took to Sharia Court in Abuja for "worshiping God too much". Read below what was shared by Nigerian human rights lawyer, Emeka Ugwuonye on Facebook.

Chinyere is a nice, lovely lady, a B.Sc. degree holder. She is calm and gentle and beautiful in many ways. She is a mother of 4 children and 4 months pregnant with the 5th. She is a strong christian and active member of her church. Her husband is neither here nor there. He is a Christian, but everything he does seems to come right from the devil's warehouse. He beats his wife at random and then heads to church to pray.

Like some Nigerian men, he manipulates all the gods. When he likes, he is a traditionalist relying on the customs of his people. At other times, he is a Christian quoting from the bible, particular the part that keeps women submissive. And finally, when neither the customs nor the Bible could help him, he ran to the Sharia.

This lady met with me today in Abuja in preparation for her ordeal in the Sharia Court next week. The man is actually asking the Sharia to assist him in getting separation from his wife for 6 months. Since she is 4-months pregnant, we seem to understand what he wants. He does't want to be bothered with her pregnancy headaches or costs. He wants to receive the baby only after he has confirmed it is a boy.

The lady gave me a list of woes she has encountered in the hands of this man. The latest is the fact that despite her Christian faith, the man secretly converted her to Islam.

I had a number of options and suggestion to make to this woman. I wanted to advise her to divorce the man outright rather than face the Sharia. But I remembered that many of the people in this group have insisted that God hates divorce. By implication, they are of the view that this woman should rather go with her husband to their new religion rather than divorce him. (By the way, all those in this group who insist that God hates it for this woman to divorce this man, raise your hands because I am about to advise her to divorce him).

Anyway, all effort is being made to protect this woman against all odds. Her greatest concern is her children. She doesn't want to be separated from her children. She has suffered so much in the hands of this man that she doesn't care about him any more. It is just her children. So, we are going to make sure that whatever happens, she will be with her children.

You can see me in the pictures with the lady

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/see-photos-of-woman-whose-husband-took.html

The same Emeka Ugwuonye who abandoned his wife in the US is now defending human rights
Chai!!! Otu ochaaaa . Ara a gbakwala onye ara N'ikpo ndi ara

Only a morally decrepit man would have any moral or religious issues with being a gynaecologist. As a gynaecologist, you have the opportunity to save the lives of thousands of women ravished by cervical cancer and many other types of gynaecological cancer, simply by doing routine pelvic exam and counseling your patients on safe sex and healthy sex lifestyle.

If your religious values prevents you from executing this noble and time-honored responsibility, then your religious values belong in the dustbin.

If you knew about the escapades of your gateman, why did it take so long to expose him? Why would you let his initial misgivings slide? You have a gateman who steals from you, and you just accept it as normal gateman behavior? People should learn to have zero tolerance for garbage. This is how people end up murdered by their security men. Screen the caliber of people you employ.

deantimes:
Source: http://www.socialtimesng.net/2017/03/photo-hameed-ali-arrives-national-assembly-in-mufti/

The Nigerian senate is a bunch of spineless senile dummies. They cannot disciplined an ordinary retired colonel. The senate commands absolutely no respect from an ordinary Nigerian citizen. Lawlessness! This manner of effrontery cannot happen in a civilized country. Never!!

LatestAmebo:
Andrew Yakubu, a Former NNPCgroup GMD found with $9.6million hidden underground in Kaduna has been arraigned. See photos below


Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/03/andrew-yakubu-who-was-found-with.html

Before need, he will require urgent medical attention and will have to be flown abroad to receive urgent medical attention.
Kparawo!

broseme:
ESUT Students On A Peaceful Protest At Government House Enugu to Let their Plight know

First semester exams started yesterday and many students were driven out of the exam hall because of none payment of school fees.

The students staged a protest to force the school administration to stop executing the No school fees No Exams policy because of the hardship in the country that made their parents unable to pay their  school fees on time. They promised to pay it as soon as possible  but want the school authority to allow them take their exams.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/esut-students-on-peaceful-protest-at.html?m=1

University student, yet unable to write a grammatically correct sentence. What a waste of time and resources. Wetin una dey study for there now?

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Kweji:
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