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dainformant:
President Edgar Lungu has met with former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo and discussed a wide range of issues. According to the statement released to the media by the President’s aide Amos Chanda, the President met Mr Obasanjo who paid him a courtesy call today at State House where they discussed engagements of the former Nigerian President in peace efforts and his campaign against polio on the African continent.

During the meeting, the former Nigerian President sought permission from the President to visit United Party for National Development Party (UPND) leader Hakainde Hichilema at Mukobeko Maximum Prison in Kabwe, Central Province.

The President has since authorised his visit and directed the Zambia Airforce (ZAF) to fly the former Nigerian President to Mukobeko.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/olusegun-obasanjo-meets-with-zambian-president-lungu.html

Naija dey sink small small. Baba dey perambulate Africa dey stash him money small small. Time go reach, e no go see airport to land for naija again

swiz123:
Dem go soon split dis country in 36 countries

37
Make u no forget abuja, abi u wan put am for traveling bag

haykinzz:
She is just 16years old going to SS3 now. She is so pretty that every guy wants to date her even some of my mates do admire her but I know the mind of guys, she is too young they just want to have their way with her.
I used to be strict with her before, seize her phone, beats her up whenever she talks with any guy but my friends told me I don't need to do that, they adviced me to sit her down and talk with her.
Now I don't even know where to start with her, what kind of advice to give.

Should I tell her not to date or have any boyfriend??

Should I tell her not to have sex with her boyfriend or go visit any male friends??.

Our parents are old and too busy to look after her, its all down to me to do the job.


I need help please, how can I advice her

Don't mind my English oo, I be youruba boy.

Yoruba ni won fi tor mi dagba

So you are saying that Yoruba boys no sabi write better english? They go carry sango join oduduwa pursue you go sambisa forest oo.
Anyway, as for ya sister, every ripe mango shall be plucked. If you don chop green mango before, na im be say ya own mango no go reach ground before afonjas begin obtain am. You can buy a kalashinko and become her bodyguard. Or maybe buy her burglary obante make she take protect the evaedi

toba400:
The daughter of the immediate past governor of Jigawa State Hajiya Hadiza Sule Lamido was buried today, in Bamaina, Birnin Kudu Local Government, according to Islamic rites.

The remains of the deceased arrived Dutse International Airport late yesterday.


Hadiza died last Saturday in an Indian hospital after a protracted illness. She was aged 38. She left behind three children.


The Governor of Jigawa State, Muhammad Badaru Abubakar, who attended the funeral, expressed his grief and sadness over the loss and prayed to Allah to forgive her, grant her Jannatul-Firdaus and comfort her family at this time of grief.


Also in attendance were Governor of Gombe State Alhaji Ibrahim Hassan Dankwambo, Deputy Governor of Kano State Prof. Hafizu Abubakar, Deputy Governor of Jigawa State Barr. Ibrahim Hassan Hadejia, Hon. Faruk Adamu Aliyu, former Kaduna State Governor Alhaji Mukhtar Ramadan Yero, Commissioners Special Advisers and Special Assistants and other notable personalities from different places in the country.


See photos below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/08/03/former-jigawa-state-governor-daughter-hadiza-sule-lamido-38-laid-to-rest-photos/

I commiserate with the Lamido family on this loss. I also urge them to leave a befitting legacy to the memory of their daughter. A hospital named after here to cater to the needs of thousands of women in Niger state who die during child delivery year. Just a suggestion.

Islie:
http://hmetro.co.zw/free-sex-at-thiefs-funeral/

Looks like an expensive funeral and coffin for a thief

ebosie11:
Few days ago,I shared the story of a baby born in Benue state with a rare medical condition which some people attributed to Zika virus. Sadly the baby dieded yesterday as predicted by some of my doctor friends


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/baby-born-in-benue-whose-photos-went.html?m=1

Please advise any woman trying to get pregnant to start taking folic acid. It is cheaper than a bottle of fanta and will prevent you from having babies like this.

chie8:
As shared by Emmanuel...

'These three guys, Shehu, Babangida and Baba Iyali, were attacked yesterday night by armed robbers inside Masters Energy Filling Station along Doubeli Byepass Jimeta-Yola. Two of them are security guards in Masters Energy Filling Station. At the moment, they are left helpless without any help coming forth. The Manager of the filling station refuse to show up even after several call from the Specialist Hospital Yola. Calling on the Government to assist them please'

Source:http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/robbers-storm-masters-energy-filling.html

Specialist hospital?
Abeg wetin be their specialty? Atiku no be ya state this graveyard of a hospital dey? See where humans dey receive healthcare. E be like where bingo dey mount shingo. Tomorrow you go come contest president, and all the itiets here go dey shout Atiku! Atiku!!

tiwaz:
Source: http://www.ngyab.com/2017/08/isis-publicly-cuts-hand-man-accused-stealing-graphic-photos/

So the one wey cover nose, abi fresh human flesh dey smell? Abi na the alakuba yeye wey dem dey do dey smell reach him nose so? E taya me oo, ah say make i ask.

smartty68:
Source:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/6280-ghost-workers-pensioners-face-icpc-probe-enugu/

E be like say ifeanyi ugwuanyi don dey do small jazz tins. How una go take arrange ghost workers? Abi una don becoe undertaker wey dey see ghosts?

illuminated93:
Concerned Nigerians just want to know what Tinubu was doing before he became governor of Lagos State. No insults please.

He was a gubernatorial aspirant

amzee:
Sounds funny. Right?
I even urinated near the wall.
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Location: Gold Coast Road near Metro hotel Sabon Gari,Kano state.
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Aboki go jus take ya mamiri concoct correct otumokpo
You go jus see mad woman for iyana paja randabat think say na tiwa savage you dey see

ishowdotgmail:
Don't know the right section to put this tho.

Some group of men in Lagos was caught on camera having fun in Lagos flood.

Well to me "These are the real Men"

Nowhere is like lagos


http://www.metronaija.com/2017/07/photo-lagosians-drink-beer-in-flood.html

No be small grooving. Soaking their feet in street sewage and soaking their brains in "akohol"

The house just bosisia for obosi

Pastor Fatoyinbo
Sharp guy. Business man in toto
Business of winning souls for heaven
Lucrative business too
I like the guy.
Chicks dey die for the guy left rai and senta
But him mind dey tiri places at the same time (bank, boobs, bible)
He has the anointing...sharp looks and sweet tongue
Orobobobobobobobobo

Flexygist:
This is the current deplorable state of the NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp in Obubra Local Government Area of Cross River State. Meanwhile, the Orientation exercise was moved temporarily to Cross River State College of Education (COE), Akampka to give way for the renovation and rehabilitation of the Permanent camp.


However, the Cross River State Commissioner forYouth and Sports Development and National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Board Chairman of Cross River State, Hon Asu Okang said the move is only temporary as the state government has nointention to move the camp from Obubra LGA.


Comr Okang made this known through a media chat held on Wednesdayin Calabar with the Leadership of Obubra Local Government Area.

Photo credit: Calabar Reporter

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/16/checkout-deplorable-condition-of-nysc-permanent-orientation-camp-in-cross-river-state/

The cost of Senator Saraki's official car is enough to renovate this cesspool

habeny:
Good afternoon, am a 26 years old lady and am getting married next month, but anytime I have an argument with my fiance he insults me,telling me am a fool, an idiot, etc, have tried to correct him several times but he doesn't see anything wrong with it, just this morning we had an argument and he started again calling me all sort of names. Am starting to get really scared, because if he's doing this when we are engaged what will he do to me when when we are married

A man is at his kindest when he is dating you. After marriage, the road is a downhill slope without speed bump. If you think he will change when you get married, you are right. He will change into his real self and turn you into a punching bag. You should consider yourself lucky that he is revealing his true colours before marriage. Most men manage to conceal that quite well until you exchange the vows. My guess is that he is stuck to you because of his parent's pressure. Just make sure you know what you are entering before you do. Marriage is a one-way street to continued happiness or glorified hell.

NwaAmaikpe:


He was lucky he wasn't shot.
Why will a rickety car want to overtake a V8 engined SUV if the intent of the driver isn't malicious??

E no know im mate?

It could even be a car-bomb, kidnap or robbery attempt


Kudos to the Nigerian Police. I am with you on this one.
If you must overtake, make sure your car is better than the car you want to overtake.

The ironic thing is not just your comment but the fact that there are 12 zombies and 7 namas that liked and shared your comment. Our problem too much.

segun400:
This incident occured around Gwagwalada, Abuja. According to the eyewitness, the offense of the driver was that he tried to overtake the men riding in a jeep. He was labeled a criminal, prompting some policemen descended on him.

watch below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3YM9-6khiY


Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/16/video-nigerian-police-officers-brutalize-man-for-overtaking-a-jeep/

The "jeep" owner could even be another Evans who happened to have enough money to rent a truck load of police (aka armed robbers in uniform). Someone should start putting cross hairs on these policemen. By the time you neutralize one station/command, they will wake up.

eastsidechillz:
This kind car
U no fit steal am
If you still am, where you won use am.

Stealing cars is outdated. Stealing the owner is in vogue, especially when the owner has a label on the forehead that says "I don hammer".

Angelanest:
This is very unfortunate. The cult war between Vikings confraternity and KKK cult group in Cross River state has taken another toll following the gruesome killing of another man. According to report, this young guy was killed this morning along Ebito by Maya venue in Calabar South, Cross River state.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/vikings-v-kkk-man-gunned-suspected-cultists-calabar-graphic-photo.html

Somewhere in Nigeria, a student is about to be initiated into a cult, while another is praying day and night to pass UME and get admission. That is the irony of life. Instead of fighting our politicians for their future in this country, they are in the bush drinking ogogoro and smoking hemp, and arguing over who gets to mount the finest chic on campus.

lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/kidnapped-quickly-released-evans/

He was able to knock out your intelligence effort because it is deficient and riddled with insiders. Thuraya phones are decipherable and interceptable. However, if FG would boycott a conference because the Israeli prime minister is in attendance, then we lose the opportunity to receive help from an Israeli company that has perfected the Thuraya interception technology (http://www.interceptors.com/satellite-interception/)

notoriousbabe:
Who solded the phones and sim cards to him

Solded by Soludo.

Misterpaul:
Wat D f.u.ckkk did i just watch!!!!!

A man questioning Isaac Newton

Islie:
Evans break down in custody



http://thenationonlineng.net/evans-breaks-custody/

Hard to believe some of this rubbish. You declare somebody wanted for over 3 years, yet he is living in broad daylight in Lagos. Does he not visit clubs and banks and airport and public places? Did he get a plastic surgery make up or something? How do you pay someone $1m four times and still be unable to trace the money and apprehend the culprit? The Nigerian police and EFCC and DSS are quick to capture journalists because they report against the government and yet cannot apprehend a common criminal that has been terrorising the public for over 5 years. This is the bane of our society. They feed you all these horse shit and assume that we all are idiots. Who supplies this bastard with AK47 and ammunition? Are these sold in the supermarket? How is it that he Nigerian customs can fish out rice importers but cannot identify arms importers? Who informed him to relocate his family to Canada just days before he was apprehended? This Evans has been able to operate in broad daylight because he has been working together with some elements of the police who have been providing him with cover, ammunition and fire power. The decision to send in a crack squad from Abuja is the next step when IGP realises he cannot trust his state command any more. High profile kidnapping like this cannot succeed without the implicit collusion of some elements of the police. And until we address that aspect, we will continue to chase shadows. It is about time that the IGP and the Chief of Army staff set up a crack squad dedicated to apprehend and quelling kidnapping and armed robbery. Also, the likes of MTN and our banks should be compelled to play an active role in combating this menace. They move the money and also enable these truants to communicate over the phone.

awillabo:
At around 1am today.
I heard a loud bang on my gate.
Which immediately woke me up
I thought it was my neighbors as they usually go out and come in late.
I quickly tried to call them. Not answering.

I sensed danger.
As the banging increased
I looked at my window.
They were three peaple with shot guns.
I saw one of them trying to jump the fence.
Immediately i alerted my friend with me.we started shouting.

Thief thief thief.

My friend shouted "" Inspector they are robbing us now, bring your team, bring team ""

Thief thier thief.

They shot at my window twice.

They tried opening my gate but it held up strong.

I was shaking in my room.

I quickly contacted river state police control room.

Got thier number online,


They took my number and sent to a police team around

The team called me quickly

I answered and told them what was going on.

After the robbers cudnt open my gate. They proceeded to my neighbors which opened.

I cud hear thier screams
Begging for thier life's.
I called the cops again. They asked me whaf was going on. I said the robbery is ongoing.
They said they are close.

I called and called the line. Police didn't pick my calls.

After they robbers finished with my neighbors. They left.
About two hours later. I heard a police siren from afar. They came to my compound in four vans.

They spent 20 minutes and left.

The robbers spent more than one hour in our compound.
We were prompt in informing the police. But they purposely refused to show up.


I will leave Nigeria...This country is messed up.

In all i thank God for his mercy and grace.

Below are photos

Thank God for your life. If you were shot, the police for carry your body join as one of the long sought after criminals that have been terrorising port harcourt and its environs.

CastedDude:
The CEO of Behind Bars Initiative, Prince Gwamnishu Harrison who shared photos of him crying on Facebook - has revealed his plans to leave Nigeria to the United States of America after he was abducted and robbed by men of the underworld few days ago in Delta state.

He was accosted by the criminals while returning from Agbor and was robbed of about N200, 000 cash. The hoodlums also held him hostage for hours as they collected his ATM card and requested for his pin. He was finally released after the money in his account was withdrawn and his phones and other valuables were collected.

According to him, his captors offered him cigarettes and Alomo before dropping him close to a village in Ughelli, Delta state.

Read what he shared on Facebook yesterday

You know what truly pains? Having so much inside you and not having the slightest clue of how to pour it out. This period has been a tough one for me. God bless Counsel Kingsley Ughe and JLAA members for your supports.

JLAA Ughelli Chapter and JLAA Asaba I appreciate your love.

In less than 48hours will be leaving Nigeria to United State of America.

God Bless JLAA

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/prince-gwamnishu-harrison-abducted-and-robbed-in-delta.html

You come dey cry for facebook. Thieir broda go waka go airport road wait for you, collect the small change wey you wan take travel.

PrettyCrystal:
Imo State Police commissioner, Chris Okey Ezike has derived insinuations in the social media that the families of the slain policemen who died at the armed robbery attack at Zenith Bank Wetheral Road have been abandoned saying the Nigeria Police still look at the slain officers as herves of the force.

In a press briefing at the Imo State Police headquarters in Owerri, CP Ezike said all the entitlements of the slain police officers of the February 22, 2017 robbery attack will be paid, saying many organizations and well meaning Nigerians have identified with the police force and families of the affected slain officers.

The police Boss recalled that, the incident went viral and gained public attention early June immediately the 2.58 minutes Closed Circuit Television Camera (CCTV) footage video which captured the moments of the robbery, was released to the public. However, he averred that, a total of three police officers were involved, while Sergeant Sunday Agbo and Sergeant Chukwudi Iboko died a day after following gunshots injuries they sustained during the attack, but another officer, Sergeant Muran Otu Attang, lost one of his eyes and equally sustained gunshots injuries but alive.

The Imo State CP, Ezike, described the slain cops as heroes who would never be forgotten. According to him, the Inspector General of Police have taken a keen interest on the case which went viral, saying the IGP have instructed that all the entitlement of the slain officers must be paid and the officer who sustained bullet injuries be given adequate medical attention.

He recalled Nigeria Police Force is a Federal government agency governed by laws, rules and regulations in all matters, including financial matters, stating that the rights, entitlements, benefits and even privileges of these our own officers shall be fully paid, and on time. The two deceased officers were recommended for posthumous promotion, while the survivor officer greatly injured was also recommended for a promotion to the next rank.

He confirmed to media houses present that the Zenith Bank has pledged to bankroll the education of the slain officers children at every level, including giving monthly allowance to the families. He emphasized that the bank took care of the burial expenses of the victims. Also the bank pledged to take responsibility and the bill for full medical treatment of the survivor officer, Sergeant Muran Otu Attang who will be going for skull surgery.

He used the occasion to thank the coming to the aid of the force and family of late Sergeant Iboko by a Nigerian leaving abroad, Mr. John Ekweanuo, the founder and president of Sparvi Charity foundation worldwide who sent the sum of five hundred thousand naira (N500, 000.00) through a blogger, Mr IfeanyiCy Njoku to be handed over to the late officers wife, Mrs Rose Iboko. According to Mr John popularly known as SKJ, the founder of Sparvi Charity foundation, he said that he was touched after watching the bravery displayed by the late Police officer, and decided to support his family by making the sum available.

Meanwhile, CP Ezike confirmed the arrest of three of the armed robbers, Justice Ogbonna alia J. J, Abiye Charles and Okechukwu Nwaebo alias Modestus while another member is still at large. He thanked good spirited individuals, Organisations and Nigerians who have shown understanding in the issue and their support.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/zenith-bank-robbery-wife-slain-policeman-receives-donation-abroad-photos.html

The woman does not need a brown envelope given in front of national TV and splashed all over the internet to survive. Abi una go give am security detail as well? She needs her husband's pension and gratuity to be paid regularly and on time.

E be like say one oyibo wey dey vex for immigrants don carry fire burn down their domot

auntysimbiat:
BABA ! LETS PRAY MORE.. THERE ARE STILL MANY UNCAUGHT EVANS IN THIS COUNTRY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omkHl8UQ6HM

The mugu don get sore throat overnight

auntysimbiat:
Nigerians in diaspora should stop tarnishing the image of this country


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mba2AxPxHzI

I hope his amadioha landed him in Duterte or Widodo country.

He could not have succeeded all these time without the connivance of the police or some higher authorities. No way! He was caught because he stopped settling his usual accomplices in high places.

QueenOfNepal:
The Nigeria i Know will celebrate the arrest of Evans and do nothing to break the main kingpins and their banks.



I won't be suprised if Evans walk a free man in ten years time

10 years abi 10 months?