₦airaland Forum

victooman:
Good day nairalanders,,
l met a beautiful and excellent girl during my Nysc, honestly she is everything l need in a woman,
We finish our service last year and started life in Abuja, she live with her sister and doing her own business while l live alone in the same town,, The problem now is that this girl mother is already pressurizing her for marriage,, she is 27 yrs and the mother is already making her looks like she is too old for marriage,, yesterday she came to my house looking all moody and worried,, when l enquired she told me her mom is asking her when the man she is dating will come home for introduction,, l took my time to explain things to her,we can't go into any marriage without been financially stable,l have a business l am running and l am looking at stability of that business in 3-4yrs time,,l told her l wont give you any specific date on when to come see her people ,,but l assured her if she stick with me God knows l wont think of any other woman during marriage,,, she told me her plan is to get married at 25yrs and l told her things dont always work out the way we plan them,, honestly l dont want to lose this girl and l also dont want to rush anything,, what do l do nairalanders...

If she and her mother are not going to be patient, let them be pls. You sound like someone that is focused and know what he is doing, don't let anyone take your sanity away from you! If you marry her and you are not able to take care of her, it is this her same mum that will make life miserable for you so don't let ANYONE push you beyond your speed limit!

When it comes to cooking, i give it all to the Akwa Ibomites! They are awesome!

Now I know this woman is really sick upstairs!

I have always said this guy woll not last? Se as him use him mouth pish himself enter trouble!

Whether she goes their with the new papers (cos date of renewal will be on the papers) or even old ones, she is gonna pay a fine. If this is in Lagos, she had better be a tax paying resident of Lagos if not, she will pay all the taxes she owe for at least 3yrs.
I usually dont stop for these guys whenever they flag me to stop and i have the opportunity not to even when my papers are complete! Those guys are a big nuisance on the road!
Getting all your papers renewed shouldn't cost more than #10k depending on the type of vehicle.

advanceDNA:
Japaa move...
Strategic plan...
Me likey

Na only you understand the code!

Which kind desperation be this?

This is the beginning of the end for APC!

psalmz:
I just sat down and did some calculations and noticed I spend nothing less than 8k daily on feeding my wife n kids and also fueling my car and generator,some one said I am extravagant ,pls how true it ?

The last time i spent 8k feeding my family in a day was like 2yrs ago b4 things started going crazy! The day i realized was the day i went out with 2 of my daughters, we went to a POS, took 15k and i gave the money to my first daughter to pay for whatever we bought. At d end of the buyings, we were left with 'coins' of abt #300! That was the day i started calculating upandan! The only thing we bought that day that lasted till d following day was 3k fuel for the gen cos i had fuel in d car! Every other thing we bought was just for that day! So bros, u are right o, and its not a matter of being extravagant!

micxwell:
Not in all cases you know. You're still talking about an ideal organisation with the HOLIDAY you mentioned. Some organisations don't allow it .

As much as i agree with you, i still maintain that he shouldn't have resigned in a hurry! That resignation will be hard to reverse as it is now!

I have same experience with zenith and the funny thing is u never get alet when such deductions are made, u just get imto ur account and find out that thay have deducted money! Its sickening.

OfoIgbo:
The monsters Shettima made.

And btw this is just an arrangee work. How come they didn't succeed?

Bokoharam always succeeds in killing and kidnapping truly innocent people.

So only one man came to kidnap a number of children. It is only a fool that will believe this tale

I just read my mind in your comment!

See dreamer! I'll be surprised if u last the next two years!

Peacecore:
I don't know why u people found joy in typing nonsense. So portable shouldn't do his business bcoz Davido's uncle is contesting for election? Are u high to change the narrative of Davido being his helper to " maybe future " helper? Remove emotions from your taught and see that Portable has done nothing wrong. Bado is the main person that I know that helped Portable. Davido has never helped anyone grow or u can mention one.

Se ori eleyi yi ni? Who be people? Are u not entitled to ur opinion??

DeleTaller:
Also portable could be helpful to Davido in the future....

u need to ask urself why suddenly Davido unfollow Portable just because he is campaigning for APC..

U no dey see the nonsense wey the guy dey do in d name of campaign? Can u associate with that kind of riff raff?

DeleTaller:
How has Davido become his helper? I will like to know

He could be his helper in furure! U never know! Plus the guy has fought everybody that matters to him! He shud just cam down. The politicians he is fighting for are friends behind the curtains!

This man is sick! He shud just go and attend to himself. Even Buhari that is supposedly older than him can still pray normally!

If u go blast your helper, then u are doomed!

Abeg, who made Tinubu's wife a pastor? If that rude and arrogant woman is a pastor then i am equal to a pope if not a saint!

mastersola:
If you know you have qualification and experience in the following area
a)cook
b)Waiter
c)Runner
d)Chef
e)cleaner

Kindly send your cv to 08064204925 on WhatsApp please don't call make sure you state the position you are applying for.

Where is the job located?

You can't dump a party that has dumped you already!

danjumaisah:
I was listening to Funke during the interview with channels, she was talking as if she is the real candidate of PDP.
Obviously, if their party wins in Lagos state, she will have problem with Mr. Governor.

Evidence that she is bossy and not submissive!!!

This babe is a big dreamer!

tony0806:
*MODIFIED*

2,000,000 monthly

As at 2019, Nigeria had about 11,877 professors (though this include both those on private and public higher institutions).

That means; monthly, the government will pay 2,000,000 x 11,877 = 23,754,000,000. That's over twenty three billion naira monthly.

As at today, Nigeria produces about 1.2m BPD of crude oil (Our main source of income, excluding mineral resources from the north which I don't know why they don't mention it. Only God knows where that money is going to). Using the official exchange rate of about 414 naira/dollar,
If 1 barrel is about 93 dollars, this becomes 1,200,000 x 93$ = 111,600,000 per day



that's a total income of 111,600,000 x 414 = 46,202,400,000 (Nigeria's income from crude oil).

THEN; 46,202,400,000 x 30 days = 1,386,072,000,000. This is over 1.3 Trillion naira monthly.

Boy o boy, This country is making money.

SUMMARILY, THE GOVERNMENT CAN PAY ASUU COMFORTABLY.

You are right! This is just the income from crude oil, then if include that from taxes and the income from customs and athe other sources. But the question is will the politician be ready to pay professors that much? My guess is a big NO!

Unfortunately so!

That's the way they are wired! Don't blame them.

Anytime i see something like this, i grow very angry in my spirit!

Alphamale101:
Oga trace the mf carry police or army or civil defense or vigilante or touth or cultist anyone that is convenient for you. Then use a girls to lure the murafuker to you the rest they say is history

The guy shud be set up already! With a girl, i tell u he will fall yakata!

Na wa o! Human beings just dey try God sha!

This guy go soon die, no be curse!