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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Asked 2010 Amaa Organizers For A Helicopter by rhymz(m): 4:17pm On Jun 18, 2010
Many of us here are just commenting out of bad bele and envy. . .You guyz should gist with perspectives abeg. First, where is the show being held? My guess is Bayelsa or one of em militant infested states in both the SS and the SE. . .if she is concerned about her safety, ( which of course is very much justified given the crime antecedents there involving her coleagues) it is her prerogative and should not been seen as being cocky or whatever. Besides, which superstar will not capitalize on their stardom when bargaining? The fact that she is a superstar even makes it more imperative, if I lie ask Maria Carey, she makes it a duty that when she is shooting a music video that a particular designer red wine must be hands on with a wine butler to serve it to her, she even has more ridiculous demands, call her spoilt but that is what comes with being a superstar. If the organizers don't like it, they can kiss her presence goodbye. BTW Sef, how much does it cost to hire a chopper? And they want their award show to stand on thesame footing as the Oscarz when they are not ready to go all the hog to get the right presence there. . .abeg jare make una free the gal jor, afterall, she was not the only A-list actor who did not attend, the others too would have had their own reasons. I wonder why all these #250 softsell magz no pick on those otherz to demonize. . .abeg make we hear sth biko jare!
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 9:01am On Jun 18, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]No need for insults nau.  No is enough, if hin nor gree hear, na hin saliva hin dey waste.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]You get.  Boys get boys, so you get protective when you know a guy wants to mess around with your sisters or someone.  [/color]
. . .not like all of em are going to mess around though, it is just a guy thing. . . I know of a friend who noticed I was always visiting him but I spent more time gisting with his sisters especially the one that was very heavy at the cheast. He just knew I was up to sth, he would shout unneccessarily at his sisterz esp the one big chested one and they would be so uneasy when am around. It came to a point sef, the guy com dey strong jaw any time wey im see me, i just knew what it was all about so I used my head anyway. Is not like I wanted to mess around though. So it is a male thingy I guez!
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 7:58am On Jun 18, 2010
Carolece
na God na im save you sha O. . .home boy was in a hurry to xpress his luv, I guez. . Hahahaha. . We can 4give the guy for juvenile deliquency. . Brouhahaha. . Oyibo!
iice
so before guyz go don gist their mind you go just silence them with No. . Hahaha. . That is so cruel O! Well sha, like my friend will say when he sees a fine gurl: this one go good to chop insult for im head. . Hahahaha. . I gues you that type wey agbalagbi go go chop insult for. . Hehehe. . Besidz, i find it disgusting when my friends make passes at my sisters or niece, I don't know why but I just become defensive and combative. . .i remember one asking me if my niece was upstairs in the house, O boy I told him no that she had gone back to sch, only for the yeye gal(lol) gal to just show up as we dey gist. . Hehehe. . D guy just luk me, na im i start my cunning man laf. . .
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 7:42am On Jun 18, 2010
james1:
No way!
Ziggyjoel why does rhmz think he has the sole honour of interviewing all them gorgeous gurls?
. . . .sorry bruva, it's the game, don't hate the playa, blame it on the game. . . Bsidz Ziggyjoe was just acting like a Perv, stroking his candy in a wholly female thread, coooome on! That was disgusting abeg!
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 7:11am On Jun 18, 2010
boomii:
Can't remember the first time but there was this time I remember vividly.

I was in JS 2 on holidays from boarding school so my mum sent me to buy something from a near by shop, on my way back a guy stopped me and started wooing ,from no where my Dad surfaced and tongue lashed the guys and even threaten to have him arrested.

He told me to enter the car and we zoomed off,I was grounded for a week for just hearing the guy out. The guy still doesn't talk to me after more than 12yrs.
. . .hahahaha. . .i can imagine your dad shouting threats and insults at the bobo and the guy giving that "cunning man smile" that shows up when one has been caught red handed. . . My dad has done sth similar to a guy that was presumptuous and stupid enough to look for my El sister in the house when my ol man was in the house and in a bad mood caused by my sis. The guy rang the bell and when I opened the door, he told me he was looking for cynthia which was my El sis english name, I feigned like I didn't know who he was talking about. I told him no1 lives here by that name but homey just wont let up, he started describing and in the process pupsi come jam us for door. . O boy see query. . .yes young man who are you looking for? Homeboy lost composure and lied that he was a friend of mine, O boy I just stood there looking dazed, like, dis homez dey craze? Pupsi just flung his eyes at me, he didn't ve to look at me twice to decipher stuff, he just knew the guy was looking for my sister. na so the ol man raise im voice; now listen and listen very carefully, young man, if I ever see you or your look-alike around this place again, I will detain you and make your life miserable. . . . Na so the man begin dey shout threat and insults. homeboy just dey there still like computer wey hibernate, looking clueless and stupid , na yes sir yessir na im just dey fall 4rm im lips. Meanwhile, my sister no dare comot for her room, it was realy terrible. . After then, if the guy see me for road him go just dey form serious face, come carry eye put for yonda. . Me i kukuma no too blame am jare, the insult wey my palla throway for d boy head no be small matter. . Lol
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 1:58am On Jun 18, 2010
boomii:
Can't remember the first time but there was this time I remember vividly.

I was in JS 2 on holidays from boarding school so my mum sent me to buy something from a near by shop, on my way back a guy stopped me and started wooing ,from no where my Dad surfaced and tongue lashed the guys and even threaten to have him arrested.

He told me to enter the car and we zoomed off,I was grounded for a week for just hearing the guy out. The guy still doesn't talk to me after more than 12yrs.
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2010
Rocktatiön
did you say you were practically wooed outta ya cradle?! . Hmm how is that possible? Are you hausa by the way?
Madlady
. . .but you collected the red roses. . .i bet pupsi would ve just seen as part of the bufday gift. . Meanwhile, I hope the guy did not f up? Besidz, why did you feel embarassed, looked more like a love scene to me, and for a first? Mehn that was perfect.
iice
didn't realy understand what you mean by you were born cynical, besidz what you found cute must ve been embarassing to the guy. . Hahahaha
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 3:21pm On Jun 17, 2010
[quote author=African_queen link=topic=464333.msg6231158#msg6231158 date=1276780248]Strickly for ladies. . . It finally turns out to be a guys thread. . . Lol. . .[/quote]. . That is Nairaland for you, Weird guyz doing bizzare stuff to get noticed. . .by the way, the Super Chickens just lodged a goal. .
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 1:54pm On Jun 17, 2010
Ziggyjoel:
''HeLLo UGLY Ladies of NairaLand,
I would like to ask ya'll some questions which I ve noticed has never been asked here before. Of course, we have all read many funny accounts of embarassing moments and situations Guys have had to withstand and go through in tryinna win ya PANTS from different threads in this section. One thing we have not yet explored is ya own side of tha story.
First time being BLEEPED as a teenage girl, the akward feelings of both guilt and happyness at thesame time. What did he say to you? How did you react to his URGE? Were you ever embarassed or was it the opposite? Just recount every funny little MOVE and let us all GIGGLE at your adolescent EMBARRASSMENT like ya'll do when we(malefolks) embarass ourselves tryinna win ya PANTS. . Lol'' 

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. . .guy you seriously need help if you think you can turn yourself on from this disgusting behaviour. I wonder what you find funny from being a Perv, abeg go and stroke your dyck somewhere else, your are irritating.
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 12:37pm On Jun 17, 2010
190:
rhymz
i no gate crash
u and i know that
if u dont put up either ice-cream,meat,recharge cards or even N1,000 Notes
this babes would never talk
. . . Hahahaha. . .na you dey find trouble o. . .
Romance › Re: Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 12:08pm On Jun 17, 2010
190
how i take wan find trouble again? Besidez you no chickito, abi you no look the topic before you gate-crash, take ya time O, na be d bouncer here, you are only permitted to luk not talk. . Hehehe
Uju
don't U just love tales by moonlight? How abt starting with your story??. . .
Romance › Strictly For The Ladies: First Time You Were Wooed! by rhymz(op): 11:51am On Jun 17, 2010
HeLLo BeautifuL Ladies of NairaLand,
I would like to ask ya'll some questions which I ve noticed has never been asked here before. Of course, we have all read many funny accounts of embarassing moments and situations Guys have had to withstand and go through in tryinna win ya hearts from different threads in this section. One thing we have not yet explored is ya own side of tha story.
First time being wooed as a teenage girl, the akward feelings of both guilt and happyness at thesame time. What did he say to you? How did you react to his overtures? Were you ever embarassed or was it the opposite? Just recount every funny little detail and let us all laugh at your adolescent inocence like ya'll do when we(malefolks) embarass ourselves tryinna win ya hearts. . Lol
Politics › Anti-bankole Lawmakers Locked Out Of The Press Conference Hall by rhymz(op): 10:36am On Jun 17, 2010
ti-Bankole Reps locked out of
hall
By Festus Owete
June 17, 2010 12:25AM
print email S
There was drama yesterday as
reporters covering the House of
Representatives were locked out of
the press centre where the 10
lawmakers, who have been waging
a virulent campaign against the
Speaker, had wanted to make
public their next line of action with
the expiration of the seven day
ultimatum given Mr Bankole to
resign.
The press centre, Room 019,
located in the House New Wing, is
one of the two used by House
correspondents. It is bigger than
the other one in the main building,
generally called “White House”. The
lawmakers had used the venue to
address the same reporters on
Wednesday last week. They had
also scheduled another conference
at the venue yesterday.
However, the reporters were
shocked when they got to the
venue and discovered that the two
keys to the hall had been changed
and they could therefore not go in.
The visibly angry reporters
discovered, on inquires from some
of the technical staff, that the keys
were changed last week. They
complained bitterly and demanded
to know why the change was
made without their knowledge.
Some of the reporters accused the
leadership of the House, headed by
the Speaker, Dimeji Bankole of
being responsible for the ugly
development. According to them,
the leadership took the decision to
change the keys to prevent the
progressive members from using
the hall to continue with their
campaign.
However, a few others defended
the House leadership, saying it was
possible the principal officers were
not informed about the plan to
change the keys. Idowu Bakare,
the chief press secretary to Mr
Bankole, who had also come to
witnessed the briefing also put up a
strong defence of his boss, who is
currently on an official assignment
to Russia, insisting that they did not
know anything about the change
of the keys. It was amid this
confusion that Mr Melaye and some
members of his group, known as
Progressive Members, arrived
carrying files and bags containing
documents detailing the corruption
allegations against Mr Bankole and
the House leadership.
Expectedly, Mr. Melaye and Mr.
West-Idahosa made an issue out of
it, saying it was a deliberate design
by Mr Bankole to deny journalists
the use of the centre, which they
said is not the property of the
Speaker neither is it that of the
principal officers. Mr West-Idahosa,
a member from Edo State,
attributed the development to Mr
Bankole “tyrannical” leadership,
which he claimed has been visited
on members in the last two and
half years.
After the lawmakers’ departure,
the reporters still waited outside
the centre in anticipation that the
House spokesperson, Eseme
Eyiboh, who had already sent
emissaries that he was on his way
to react to the allegations against
the Speaker and the leadership,
would open it and explain why the
keys were changed.
Blame the security
They were, however, disappointed
when somebody brought a
message from Mr Eyiboh that they
should move to Room 426, Media
and Public Affairs Committee hall,
for the briefing. While some refused
to go, other grudgingly went only
to discover that he (Eyiboh) had
not arrived the hall.
At this point, the aggrieved
lawmakers also called journalists to
Mr Ahwinahwi’s office on the first
floor to take the photographs of all
the items the House leadership
bought, which they said members
of the House did not need.
According to them, the prices of the
items which include torchlight,
handsets, television sets, car seat
cover, coffee mixers, fan and
others were inflated.
Just as that was being concluded,
the House spokesperson sent
another messenger asking the
reporters to move to Committee
Room 1 of the White House where
he would address the journalists. By
this time, the reporters were
already grumbling and alleging that
the delay in Mr Eyiboh’s arrival was
a grand design to stop them from
reporting the allegations made by
the progressive members. Some of
the reporters were, however, heard
saying that “even if it is 10 pm, we
will still file our reports.” When Mr
Eyiboh finally appeared, about one
hour after the entire confusion
began, he apologized profusely to
the reporters, saying the change of
the key to their press centre was
not deliberate and neither was it
aimed at embarrassing them. He
explained that the Serjeant-at-
Arms did not anticipate that
journalists would be working while
the House was on break.
“I take responsibility for that action
and apologise to you people and
those who wanted to speak to
you,” Mr Eyiboh, who was flanked
by Mr Bakare and Phil Nyam, the
press corps chairman, added.
Back
Dear Reader.
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Music/Radio › Re: The Game Regretted Dissing Jayz And Beyonce As He Ends The Feud. by rhymz(m): 9:48am On Jun 17, 2010
Game is the most bi-polar nigga that rap has ever produced. . .so fackin erratic, that guy is a bitch. . .thesame way he dissed and begged fitty. . .scheeew. . You did not mean any harm of course, what harm can a wimp like you pose anyway. . .abeg kelly handsome better pass this wish-washy sissy jare!
Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome Vs M.i :: Who Takes Round One? by rhymz(m): 2:14pm On Jun 16, 2010
. . . Hahahaha. . .very funny thread. Seriously, M.I does'nt look to me like a battle rapper, he is yet to face lyrically gifter rappers like Mody and Co. Dude is more into rhyming words than dissing. . .imagine his contest, Kelly Handsom! And the guy still manage chook hand for im eyes. . .lol. .
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Artistes That Should Quit Singing(time Up) by rhymz(m): 8:13am On Jun 16, 2010
kushe:
@rhymz

a schizophrenic about to cut himself into a million pieces was quickly hurled into an accident and emergency by kind samaritans and had the ff conversation with the doctor

DR: why are you hurting yourself

PATIENT:cos he told me i could hav the best tatoo ever

DR:so who is he?

PATIENT:he is the minister of special duties

DR: minister  huh so where exactly is this minister

PATIENT: right next to me

DR:what is he doing and how come i cant see him?

PATIENT:we are having an intellectual discuss that average joes like you couldn't possibly contribute to

DR:so what was the last thing he said to you

PATIENT: that you are insane and need help

DR: uuuuumm interesting !!!


so rhymz,let us assume i am the doctor and you are the patient,what am i to do having reconfirmed the severity of your retardation,being well advanced in years only to churn out infantile c.rap.i feel so much empathy for you ,especially as you struggled to prove to me you are educated by using ''plenty'' unrelated words.education my dear is an ever flowing fountain that refreshes the mind and senses,you however, if it ever flowed in the first place currently display an epileptic supply kinda synonymous with your environment that further retards you.

me discussing politics or the economy with you is akin to the above doctor entering into an arguement with a patient he has aptly diagnosed.
you cannot comprehend simple stuff,so how can you engage me in a duel?? that my friend is giving your brain a billion times the stress it would normall try to process,so why kill what was already operating at snail speed [i.e your mental faculties]

i know you hav a gazillion issues,but must you commit suicidehuh
. . . Hahahahaha. . . What is this wimp on about?? What's all these mumbo-jumbo you are spewing??. . HELLO!!. .lol. . . this is planet earth, wake up from your mental state of delirium, slowpoke! Wada4ck?? This kid is seriously lacking self-esteem, you want to boost your bruised ego by hurling insult at random to ppl your parent's age??. . . Well, am not your parents that starved you of Love and attention and I don't know how to comfort kids with Attention deficit problems instead, I will worsen your problem and make your parents more miserable. Next time you want to sound more intelligent than you truly are, be sure not to write that incoherent gibberish, it gave too much hint that you are a dumb kid struggling to make sense, more like a kid flirting with words he does not understand. Poor kid! That is what you get for choosing to be a truant when your contemporaries were busy bettering themselves. Now take a hike to oblivion, you are better off there than wasting time in a civilized clime.
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Demands Sack Of Army Chief by rhymz(m): 9:23am On Jun 15, 2010
I ve always suspected that the dominance by the North of the military was systematic and intentional. Go to every barrack in this country, it is porpulated by people from the North. It is common sense to conclude that but for oil the North would have left this false marriage called Nigeria, they obviously do not believe in it hence their their scheme to continue to dominate  the force, should there be need to coerce the South to stay or seceed from the Union. Another way to look at it is the politiics at play, which part of the force has always toppled the government? That is right, your guess is like mine. Dominating the military will ensure a smooth co-ordination in the event the North choose to grab power by force should their politicians fall out of favour in the scheme of things in this very unpredictable polity. Jonathan is playing a very risky game, one would have thought that after thesame set of officers nearly usurped his authority during the Yaradua KSA appearance saga that he would have made some reshuffling in the top hierarchy of the force. He probably thinks he would win their loyalty by not altering the status quo, I sorry for him cos it is obvious to every discerning Nigerian that these men owe their allegiance to the politicians in the north, the Hausa-fulanis. It is a waste of time and too much risk giving them time to shift allegiance cos it will never happen. The north may be the least educated section of the country but they are the best when it comes to tacit and unsuspecting scheming that has been systematically planned.
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Artistes That Should Quit Singing(time Up) by rhymz(m): 7:59am On Jun 15, 2010
kushe:
mumu gee

get a life and stop posting du.mb shiiite

emilio and rhymz are definitely not educated enough to express an opinion on the arts.stick to mediocre subject matter.
. . . .kid, you must be high on cheap brandy, are you trying to get me to notice your idiocy . . .don't ever mistake me again for your ilks, stick to the kiddy threads you ve rife your nuisance with and mind whom you hurl your moronic aspersions at. If you feel so educated, why not stroll down to the politics section and spill your guts, let us discuss ideas, beating your chest in front of your screen only makes you a paper tiger, be warned!
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Artistes That Should Quit Singing(time Up) by rhymz(m): 5:35pm On Jun 14, 2010
1.kenny Saint Brown- that lady is just annoying, what is her genre again sef, shey na gospel abi na hiphop. . Am done with her noise. .singing Mo ni ayo in a hiphop concert.
2. Essense. . This Maria Carey wanna-be screams instead of singing, she's got voice but she can't sing. Wanna know the difference?? Who sings better Whitney Houston or Maria Carey? 3. JazzMon Olofijana. . Shey dat wan dey sing abi na talk im dey talk, that guy has no business with a mic
4.Mr Kool. . .this one na Rkelly wanna-be, unfortunately, im no double up for voice and looks like kellz. . .broz you are better off as a model jor
5. Soundsultan. .broz you are better off a song writer than with the mic, no wonder you don turn backup singer for 2face and Co
6. Azadus. . His kinda music is non-existent, poor guy he has made several attempts at a come-back but we see more pot belly improvement than skillz.
7.Idris Abdulkareem. .
Family › Re: Industrialist Dumps Wife For Housemaid. by rhymz(m): 2:08pm On Jun 14, 2010
Sagamite:
I am the type that would refuse to eat the bread until the chic butters both sides.  grin

Blatant injustice never brings peace or progress. There should be clear strive for justice even if it is quixotic.

I am saying the law in places like Africa is so screwed against women, some men are so heartless and wicked towards women exploiting the fact the society is patriarchal, but the women can not leave the relationship because they would end up destitute and suffering. So they stay in miserable relationships being unhappy. That is not right or fair.
. . .and I am also saying that as a human being, I would rather work with what is obtainable( and may be circumvent it to my own benefit) than work with quixotic beliefs that can't help me. . . I would rather a woman who would not bail out on me at the slightest provocation than the one that will have me sign up pre-nups to determine how to live with her and share my property if she gets tired of my mistakes. . .Yes, our laws are lopsided to the benefits of male-folks just like that of the west is so insanely pro-femalfolks- that alone shows there aint no such thing as a slice buttered on both sides. No system is perfect, you can only perfect it with a good attorney.
For instance, Imagine a woman asking for 1billion Naira plus 300,000 naira upkeep all because her husband wants a divorce, even though she has never contributed a dime to the success of such wealth. May be those flaws are there to keep both greedy men and greedy women in check.
Family › Re: Industrialist Dumps Wife For Housemaid. by rhymz(m): 2:08pm On Jun 14, 2010
Sagamite:
I am the type that would refuse to eat the bread until the chic butters both sides.  grin

Blatant injustice never brings peace or progress. There should be clear strive for justice even if it is quixotic.

I am saying the law in places like Africa is so screwed against women, some men are so heartless and wicked towards women exploiting the fact the society is patriarchal, but the women can not leave the relationship because they would end up destitute and suffering. So they stay in miserable relationships being unhappy. That is not right or fair.
. . .and I am also saying that as a human being, I would rather work with what is obtainable( and may be circumvent it to my own benefit) than work with quixotic beliefs that can't help me. . . I would rather a woman who would not bail out on me at the slightest provocation than the one that will have me sign up pre-nups to determine how to live with her and share my property if she gets tired of my mistakes. . .Yes, our laws are lopsided to the benefits of male-folks just like that of the west is so insanely pro-femalfolks- that alone shows there aint no such thing as a slice buttered on both sides. No system is perfect, you can only perfect it with a good attorney.
For instance, Imagine a woman asking for 1billion Naira plus 300,000 naira upkeep all because her husband wants a divorce, even though she has never contributed a dime to the success of such wealth. May be those flaws are there to keep both greedy men and greedy women in check.
Family › Re: Industrialist Dumps Wife For Housemaid. by rhymz(m): 11:22pm On Jun 13, 2010
Sagamite:
Stronger family but unhappy and frustrated women.

That somehow does not sit right with me. Justice FOR ALL!
. . . Sorry bro, can't have your bread buttered on both sides. Besides, aint no such thing as justice for all, just a placebo to make one feel not cheated. BTW, are you sayin for better for worse = unhappy and frustratedhuh Well that is debatable though!
Politics › Re: Chris Okotie Joins Presidential Race. . . Again?! by rhymz(m): 3:54pm On Jun 13, 2010
Seriously, somebody needs to wake our garrulous Man of God that Politics and Pastoring a Church are two very different things. Okotie has been in contest for the Preshdency since 2003. Does he think Nigerians are fools or what? This is a man who has got no pre-requisite knowledge of politics neither has he ever held any political office before, yet he wants to be president. If charisma, flawless oratory skills and big grammar were all it takes to win, I would be the first to vote him in.Even with his great idea, if there is no feasible political structure and support, his just wasting time, I wonder why his supporters fail to see that. I mean, let us be realistic, apart from Lagos (where he pastors a church) and a his home state, who knows Chris Okotie? Oyakilomeh is even more porpular, yet he overlooks all these factors and continue to decieve himself that God would one day hand him Nigeria on a platter. What a Joke! I watched his 2003 presidential debate, I give it to him, he is a powerful orator. However, most what he was saying and doing were just verbal snafus, preposterous sound bites and impeccable showmanship designed to seek media attention and wow the listening audiencie, several times I found myself lost in verbiage and awe for him. But I know deep down that he is politically naive and most of his arguement were borne out of such. If Mr Okotie wants Nigerians to take him seriously, he had better step up his game and go beyond relying on charisma, oratory and the use of verbose mumbo-jumbo.
Politics › Re: Which Other State Should Be Created In Southeast? by rhymz(m): 12:43pm On Jun 13, 2010
This writer aptly describes my thoughts on this issue.
Here is the excerpt:
Since the amalgamation of the
Southern and Northern
protectorates in 1914 and the
subsequent creation of states in
Nigeria, the issue of state creation
has always being a tenuous and
delicate matter. It is gratifying to
know that the present National
Assembly has listed the creation of
more states especially as it has to
do with the South East as part of
items in the much anticipated
constitutional review,
Since the issue of an additional
state came up, there have been, as
usual, several groups from the
South East representing one
interest or the other clamouring for
the proposed additional state to
come their way. There is nothing
wrong with these agitations only
that most of them stem from
parochial and narrow perspectives
with warped historical facts,
Before I proceed further into the
heart of the matter, I wish to make
it clear that my interest in the
quest for an additional state for the
South East region is premised on
my status as an impartial Nigerian
who has always argued for equity,
balance and justice for all regions
and sectors of the country. When the National Political Reform
Conference of former President
Olusegun Obasanjo came to an
agreement on the need for an
additional state for the South East
so as to bring it at parity with other
zones of the country, it was unique
in many respects particularly when
seen from the perspective that the
issue of another state for the South
East, which has five states against
six for the other regions, has
always being relegated to the
periphery of national discourse.
Therefore, when delegates to the
conference in near-unanimous
acclaim agreed to a parity status
via another state for the Ibo-
speaking South East, it was a
significant step that was not missed
on political watchers that the full
integration of a marginalized
people was on the decline almost
35 years after the civil war,
Immediately the issue of an
additional state was muted, diverse
groups took to the trenches to
canvass arguments as to why the
new proposed state should come
their way. Arguments such as intra-
cultural affinity (meaning: slight
cultural hues within the Ibo race),
contiguity and proximity are now
being bandied by some promoters
of state creation in the South East
as the rationale why ‘their own
narrow area’ should be considered
against the general good of all
Igbo,
For historical purposes, it should be
remembered that the
amalgamation of the Southern and
Northern Protectorates was done
for colonial expediency and the
‘natives’ as the British considered
the conquered peoples of the then
regions had no say in the matter. .
After the amalgamation, the
second attempt at ‘state creation’
was done on the over-taken
theory of a nation on a tripod-Igbo,
Yoruba and Hausa as the major
ethnic groups in the country,
therefore the country should be
politically and administratively split
along that line in the historical
myopia of the British that the
minorities of the Delta, West and
North would find a place in the new
arrangement. Subsequent attempts
at ‘state creation’ all had one
reason, politically correct or
otherwise, as the driving force.
While these attempts were hailed
in many quarters, the South East
by some unexplained happenings
always found itself ‘locked out’ on
the equity and justice scale of state
creation. .
Today, since the issue of an
additional state came up, no less
than five (5) groups- Adada
(Enugu), Orashi (Anambra/Rivers),
Aba (Abia), Njaba (Imo/Anambra)
and Igboezuo (a small of each of
the existing states in the South
East) State Creation Movements
have emerged in the South East
canvassing why they are all best
suited to have the proposed state.
What are their arguments? .
The Adada group in an unheard
and laughable proposition argues
that they are culturally distinct
from the rest of the Igbo.
Unbelievable, you say! It is
common knowledge that the Igbo
share common cultural affinity
while not taking away the fact that
there might be linguistic variations
but they are the closest to
‘wholesomeness’ in all of Nigeria.
Therefore, for the so-called Adada
proponents to argue on the basis of
‘distinct cultural affinity’ is to
entirely miss the point,
For the Orashi advocates it is the
desire to be with their kith and kin
in Rivers and Anambra states that
is driving them to demand for a
state. The question that needs to
be asked of them- which is greater-
to ‘be with their kith and kin’ whom
they have been inter-marrying for
ages or to have a state that is of
greater importance to the entire
Igbo race? The answer no doubt is
obvious,
The argument of the proponents of
Aba and Njaba states are not too
different only that both are
claiming large population in their
present states, therefore the need
for them to be ‘on their own’ as if
that were enough criteria in itself
for state creation,
The most plausible and convincing
argument I have seen to date is
the agitation for Igboezuo state.
The proponents have
demonstrated correctness of
perspective and have placed the
overall interest of the Igbo nation
first before any other mundane
consideration. What is their
argument? To them, Igboezuo is
like a union of the five Eastern
States; the new heartbeat of the
Igbo nation,
They are proposing that some
existing local governments from
the five states of the region be
excised to form the new state.
From Anambra state, Orumba
North and South Local
Governments; Enugu will relinquish
Awgu and Aninri, while Ebonyi will
give up Ivo and Ohaozara Local
Governments. Abia will cede
Isuikwuato and Umunneochi with
Imo producing the bulk of the local
governments by giving up Okigwe,
Onuimo, Ideato North and South,
Isiala Mbano and Ehime Mbano
local governments. With these, the
new state will be ready to take off
with 15 local government areas
with headquarters at Okigwe,
The new state according to its
promoters has in abundance
agricultural potentials like rice, root
crops, oil palm, cashew, rubber,
cocoa as well as rich minerals
deposits of kaolin, lead, tin,
bentonite and limestone to ensure
its viability and sustenance. .
Besides the fact that the new
Igboezuo State like Abuja at its
founding will be in a near-virgin
territory, it will give each and
every Igbo man a new capital city
devoid of the filth and decay that
any of the other proposed states
represents. There is no gainsaying
that the Igbo stands at the
threshold of history and should for
once show unity of purpose rather
than embark on separate and
confused agitations that have the
tendency to submerge the demand
for equity under some other
purpose that is at variance with the
wishes and aspirations of the
peoples of the South East.
Any failure to find a common
platform will no doubt send the
signal to other groups in the
country that have shown some
understanding with the Igbo cause
for an additional state to withdraw
their support. And the outcome of
such withdrawal is predictable. .
Politics › Re: Which Other State Should Be Created In Southeast? by rhymz(m): 9:36am On Jun 13, 2010
KnowAll:
[size=14pt]Agege State from Lagos would comprise all Lagos Mainland including Ikeja and Badagry and Ikorodu. Badagry OR Ikorodu should be made Capital to spread development over a vast area.

The new Lagos State which would include Lagos Island, Ikoyi,  VI and Lekki Coridor to Epe including Epe Town at the moment this part of Lagos takes 75% of all capital expenses. That is why Lagos State has a loop sided development. Within Lagos one can see both opulence and the most obsene abject poverty in the whole world. The only way to address this problem is to divide the states into 2. Just because it has the smallest land mass must not be a reason why the State should be left untouched.

Lagos State has being the only State that has not being sub-divided into 2 states since its creation in 1967.

Lagos State as a smaller state would be be able to concentrate on its ambitious projects like Lekki free trade zone and Eko Atlantic City without thinking much of fixing a pot-hole in far away Agege. The Capital of the new Lagos State should be around Lekki Free trade Zone.


The office of the Mayor should also be created in Abuja,  the Mayour would be elected every 4 years. The current system of ministerial appointments is a sham, proper representation should be instilled after all we have democracy now.[/size]
Agege State, homey for real, are you serious. Create another state from Lagos? What is the size of Lagos in terms of Landmass. In comparison Lagos is an overmatch when we talk about development in both the SS and SE regions, yet you talk about Development without considering the other states that need development than Lagos that already has and is stlii having it giving her pool of enormous resources. That arguement can only hold water after there is proper balancing amongst the regions, especially in the SE.
Culture › Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by rhymz(m): 10:52pm On Jun 12, 2010
Andre
Thank you very much for re-asserting that jare. That is exactly my point, people who have a better understanding of their ancestral history don't spend time splitting hair and making statements that wreaks of insecurity or not being sure of your root. It is just like the arguement of some ppl black ppl taking offense when you address them as African Americans, they would rather you called them black Americans but that does not take away the facts that they actually ve their roots in Africa and so are Africans. Until recently, I did not my neighbour was igbo, the ones in the boarder between enugu and benue, the wife was clearly benue but the husband I was not sure. Not until he had boy child and named him chukwuemeka, I asked him and he told me he was igbo, I did not believe until I heard him one speak his local dialect to a relation did not sound like your normal anambra or imo states igbo but it had many igbo elements in it. And funny enough, the man could speak the general igbo lang very well too.
Culture › Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by rhymz(m): 9:55pm On Jun 12, 2010
This thread is already heaving with repititive lethargic questions. Where are the so-called delta igbo, ikwere igbo and bendel igbo let us hear their own perspective, no need asking thesame questions in different form and going round and round, it is kind of childish, boring and lacks intellectual dynamism. All we have been doing so far is giving similar answers to a recurring but thesame lame question and quite frankly, it is boring and tiring.
Culture › Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by rhymz(m): 6:57pm On Jun 12, 2010
It is not my fault that you cant understand complex concept. Let us call it end here, you can be sure this will be my last post to you too, I don't do authoritarian arguement, unless I tell you what you want to hear. .
Culture › Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by rhymz(m): 6:19pm On Jun 12, 2010
Chinenye
Your question seem to me like you are splitting hair, trying to raise issues where there are none. How is culture and Identity different, what does that even mean? Culture is actually identity. Arts, customs, traditions, beliefs and language are all shared identity of a culture. Now tell me, do these so-called delta or whatever igbos have any proof of a different culture and Identity different from igbos in the far east? Are you trying to tell me that if Delta state was in the east, the issues Delta igbo will arise? What exactly is the difference btw an Anambra igbo and an Imo Igbo? Or you think they are not different because the two states are in the SE and predominantly igbo? Is this a case of brainwashing? So let me understand, if after 50yrz igbos in Lagos undergo some kind of evolution and speak a slightly different igbo, and have other cultural influence in the west incoporated into their main culture, they become less of igbos, or it will be wrong to see them as igbos? Chinenye let us stop this cat and rat game, U and I know the feelings of inadequacy in the ppl that make such claims. Give us proof that you are different not some statement of convenience that lacks depth and understanding.
Family › Re: Industrialist Dumps Wife For Housemaid. by rhymz(m): 5:04pm On Jun 12, 2010
Why do women attach emotions when they make decisions. Imagine all the female commentators jumping to conclusions and writing long epistles of what the woman did which in fact does not have any direct bearing on the man's business, chances are that she married him because of his wealth. Let us asume her allegations are true, the question here is, is polygamy against the law? Whether the man chooses to marry another woman, it is his prerogative as an African man, last time I checked, it is not against the law. Besides, the woman's demands are obscene, 10billion Naira and 300k child support. Looks more like an angry woman that is out to destroy her husband for dumping her. She can be sure she is not going to get that kinda money, if I were the man myself, I will play dirty since obviously that is all she is about. I mean if she wants compensation that is alright but to go that mile, geeeze, she did not contribute in anyway to the business and she is making dat kinda demand. . . Ukwu biwa kawa ya there. . Na so dem dey take become billionaire?? . . .she should be ready to go without a dime! Damn Gold digger that sees her husband as a meal thicket to eldorado. . Scheeew
Family › Re: Industrialist Dumps Wife For Housemaid. by rhymz(m): 4:13pm On Jun 12, 2010
Eldee
You know there is a big difference between what you ve in the west and what is obtainable here. I agree our culture is a bit too chauvinistic and our law tends to support that but look at the effect, stronger families with properly raised kids. Unlike the very feministic western culture and legal system that allows bimbos scoop up a man's entire savings in the event of divorce or the high rate of single parent upbringing with kids who are so morally bankrupt and weird. . . Seriously if any of us needs to copy, I think the West needs more of our virtues in this regard than we do them
Culture › Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by rhymz(m): 3:53pm On Jun 12, 2010
Inferiority Complex because she fears that she might not be able to prove her igboness before other igbo due to her lack of knowledge of her history hence the easy escape route of claiming to be a different igbo or non-igbo to cover up her lack. If you say you are not igbo, then give us the historical antecedent rather than bandy ordinary words not based on history.

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