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eldee:. . .hmmm. . Lemme guess, you don't have a problem with your wife earning more than you, ok that is understandable. How about she being the bread winner of the family, being more educated than you? Ever talk to a woman before and you feel you are talking to an encyclopaedia??. . .hahahaha. . Sometimes, it is better to keep em tame than let em run their independent, feministic- I don't need no man circles on you! Call me weird! |
O boy but finally with all these elaborate explanation and diagnosis, why will I want any diagnosis anyway, they are enough to quicken your death. I would rather carry on not knowing their damage than die from knowing their damage. By the way, what can I do to my bowels, i can go on for days without emptying them and when I do, you dont want to be around, trust me. . Lol. . But seriously, it has caused me countless embarassment that I dont feel embarassed again when sb goes hmmmm. . .lol |
buzugee:. . Herpes?? I heard that stuff is inucurable and is sexually transmitted. Also heard it has varient and the other one can badly cause some skin disease. . Could pls shed more light on that? |
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Besides the fact that our hospitals are shitholes and death traps manned most of the time by ppl who need a refresher course on how to add human feelings to their job, many of us have overlooked certain aspect of this guy's life. I am convinced that this guy's short fame was not ordinary, possiblz, he has signed up with one of em occult group. |
Fact is that, if this kind of trend is not curbed, it would spread to other neighbouring states, already, some months ago, my elder sister's friend that works for Diamond bank in Owerre complained that bankers were being targeted for kidnapp. And when these banks pay such ransom, it was deducted from their own Salaries. As a result many of them close early and don't walk alone for fear of being kidnapped. Thank God the situation is different now, however, if this ugly orgy in Abia state is not nipped in the bud, it might spread like wild fire to her neihgbours and eventually to the west, that is very true. Like sb has already alluded to that fact, let us just pray FG is not resting on it oars. I read the issue of security in the SE region took centre stage at a security council meeting convened by the President. More troops from some northern states have been redeployed to the SE with Aba taking the most. Let us pray for some security improvement. Meanwhile, make I call my relatives in Umuohia, make I know whether them don secure my aunt's release jare! |
My room mate just came back from Aba on wednesday, and he gave me quite some new info about the goings. According to him, the whole thing has some political undertones, thesame surge had happened earlier on in Umuohia before it was even taken to Aba and their Modus operandi was thesame. They will first write to the establishment they are going to rob and then go ahead to act on it. He said those banks that were robbed in Aba were sent letters before they were robbed, even the police headquarters recieved thesame threatening letters. The latest establishment that was issued one such letter was PHCN, he said after that, PHCN did not give light again Until he left Aba on wednesday. |
Bestest You not only have complex problem, you lack knowledge of your ancestral history. Speak for yourself when you talk about not wanting to be placed in the general igbo group, if you ve a problem with that, first learn to not speak igbo as your language, then change you igbo name and re-write your own family ancestral history as you please. You can be very certain that no igbo person will lose sleep over what you choose to identify with. Unfortunately for you, you can't twist history and fact, besides, your views are not even reflective of the igbos outside of the SE. My best friend Chukwudi Mordi is from Delta state, he can barely speak igbo or any of the local dialects in Delta state but he speaks yoruba and English fluently yet you dare not call him sth else. Besides, to a yoruba man you are omo igbo or omo nna, not when you bear a name like chukwudi. I find it funny when I see all these funny categorizations, delta igbo, rivers igbo and so on, yet you ve a problem with being called igbo or identified as igbo. Whether you choose to marry yoruba, or identify with yoruba, that is your own choice, igbos will not stop being igbos, that is a fact. |
Am almost on the verge of tears reading this story not just because of Dagrin's ordeals in the hospital but also because I have lost both of my parents as a result of thesame inefficiency from health care personnel. My mum died at the annex of Onikan health centre( can't remember the exact name of the hospital) in Onikan just from a mere fibroid removal surgery in December 17, 2003. Apart from the fact that mum was having heavy menstrual flow and unending pains, she was relatively Ok, no protruding stomach. It came to a point, we all decided that she should remove her womb since according to the doctors it was a cancerous outgrowth in the womb. Besides, she was not planning to have kids again, the three of us were enough wahala to take care of. The day she left for the operation, she was very fine, however after week in the hospital, her health deteriorated badly, some avoidable mistake happened and her live started ebbing away from her before our very own eyes. According to the incompetent lots that called themselves medical practitioners, she needed blood before the commencement of the operation, out error, they transfused her with a mismatched blood and she started reacting very badly to it. A person that we saw some days ago in the hospital laughing and asking about home while she took her drips and other medications had become unconcious and in comatose, she could barely move let alone talk by the time we went to see her again a wk later. Most annoying aspect was the physician that was attending to her a host of semi-qualified auxilary nurses that could barely speak decent english let alone understand the intricacies of their job. There was no human feelings in the way they treated both patients and their relatives, to them humans are just like an object, they scowl when you ask them questions, some even become rude to you without minding you are in distress. When mum eventually died, we cried seriously but to an extent, I felt it was better than the (mal)treatment she was getting from that death-trap they call hospital. My mum's younger brother was already making plans to press charges against the hospital, it took my grieving father to persuade him to stop. Her death was really painfull and very avoidable, up till today, I am very convinced that my mum's death could ve been very much avoided if our health system was efficient enough. |
searchcorp:U obviously do not have any knowledge of politics in the 80s through the 90s. |
Madingo obviously you sound dense. Where do they make morons like you from? Your stupidity is unmatched, you seem to have a lot of useless time in your hand. |
adolfe bad:. . .hahahaha. . .now you are begging for me to stop. . You never see anything yet, i will put you in a coffin, nail it and put you 6feet deep then I will stop. Apparently, you have picked an overmatch and you will suffer the consequencies. |
adolfe bad:who is chatting with dis dumbfuck! Abi you no sabi your clown-mate? Come on jerk urself off to sleep, U are useless awake! |
Old enough to school you on the imperatives of controlling your inherent stupidity when commenting on a public forum such as this. I know common sense and decent behaviour are luxuries out of your reach, that is why I want to bully you so you can feel sorry for yourself. Now go back to sleep and stop wasting time. |
At least I know an idiot that has made that Choice with the alacrity and vigour of a slowpoke. Every minute you spend out of bed is a waste of time, just sleep and don't wake up, you are better off in oblivion,person! |
“Hello. May I speak to Pastor Enoch Adeboye please?” “Hello, hello, yes this is Daddy G.O. Who is on the line please?” “This is Bishop Gene Robinson. Daddy G.O, could you please pass the phone to Pastor Enoch Adeboye? I hope I have the right number?” “Speaking. Daddy G.O means Daddy General Overseer, an endearment that the flock of the RCCG Worldwide has coined for me, their humble shepherd. Gene Robinson?” “Oops, my apologies. Yes, I am Gene Robinson, Bishop of the Diocese of New Hampshire in the Episcopal Church in the United States.” “Ah, of course! Of course! How are you my dear Bishop? And to what do I owe the honour of such an unexpected phone call?” “The respect is mutual, my brother in the lord. I must tell you that we appreciate your monumental work for Christendom here in the United States. I had to take an interest in Africa because she is the continent that threatened to tear down the Anglican Church because of me. And that uprising against me by an entire continent was led by Nigerian Anglicans. But that is not why I have called you, Enoch. May I call you Enoch? You may call me Gene.” “Yes, I know your story and you must know that I agree 100 % with my Nigerian Anglican brothers. That thing – my tongue shall not name that which is unholy – that you practise is un-African. But go ahead, Gene. I’m all ears”. “Thanks, Enoch. I read online that in order to keep the Body of Christ and the House of the Lord sanctified, you have recently banned female members of the Redeemed Church from wearing mini-skirts, skimpy shirts, trousers, artificial hair, gold trinkets, and anything that hugs the body and accentuates their curves.” “Yes, Gene. I am pleased that my modest disciplinary effort has received worldwide acclaim. We had reached a crisis situation where one no longer knew the difference between a Redeemed Church gathering and Saturday night at the Night Shift Coliseum.” “Night Shift Coliseum?” “That is Nigeria’s most famous night club in Lagos, Gene. Our female church members were dressing like they were going to the Coliseum and they were beginning to lead too many brothers, especially my pastors, into temptation. “ “I absolutely agree with you, Enoch. I was so excited when I read about your efforts for I have been thinking of doing the same thing in my congregation for quite some time. That is why I have called you to compare notes. We have a situation here where men with gym-toned bodies increasingly wear provocative stuff to church. I don’t know if you know a black singer called LL Cool J? I am talking of bodies like that – toned muscles, six-pack abs, the whole package.” “I am sorry Gene but I don’t see the connection.” “Enoch, I mean men with such bodies love to flaunt them in the US. So the fashion industry has also designed all kinds of clothes that tend to accentuate all the bulges and the muscles from head to toe. You cannot imagine the sort of temptation they lead the clergy to by dressing so provocatively. They are no longer content with displaying muscular chests, arms, shoulders, and six pack abs. They wear tight-fitting pants that show dangerous bulges in front.” “I still don’t get it, Gene. Vestimental prudery, as far as I know, applies only to women in Christendom. Even our brothers in the other religion, Islam, apply those rules only to women so that men may not be tempted. They agree with us on that score. Why should a man’s muscles and curves exposed in body-hugging male clothes be a problem for anybody?” “So, you think women too are not tempted in church by good-looking men who flaunt six pack abs? If it is expected of women not to underdress and tempt men, it should be expected of men not to underdress and tempt women. But that is not even my problem. Exposed six pack abs in Church are a problem for men like me, Enoch. Remember, we are Christians too. A major Christian denomination ordained me Bishop. They know who I am. If female dressing is the eye that is making you sin and you have plucked it out, shouldn’t I be allowed to pluck out male dressing if it is the eye that is making me sin?” “Gene, who told you that you are a Christian? I can’t believe that you called me all the way from the United States to discuss this un- African and un-Christian thing. It is my fault that I even entertained this phone call.” “Thanks, Enoch, for not hanging up. I didn’t expect this to be a pleasant conversation. I have dealt with African delegations to international congresses in the Anglican Communion long enough now to know the sort of reaction my sexual identity provokes in them.” “Gene, where are you going with all this? I’m a very busy man. I assume you are busy too as you lead a whole Diocese?” “I am saying that there is a deeper debate we need to have in Christendom about where and how to locate the borderline between the will of man and the will of God. Is there a difference between the will of God and what we believe to be the will of God?” “That’s not new, Gene” “I agree, Enoch. What’s new is when you apply it to dressing and temptation in the church. You believe that God has a problem with an exposed cleavage on a generous female chest because it could lead His sons to temptation; I believe that God has a problem with an exposed six-pack abs on a gym-toned male body because it could lead His sons to temptation. Are we not thereby projecting our will, desires, weaknesses, and respective sexual preferences onto God?” “Look, Gene, I’ve had enough of this nonsense talk. |
Continuation of the topic above. . .This is a free world. You Westerners are free to practise a Christianity of homosexuality and irresponsible female dressing. We are Africans and should be free to practice our own Christianity without all these Western impositions and meddlesomeness. There is room enough in the sky for birds to fly without colliding!” “You are forgetting something, Enoch.” “Forgetting what? “We gave you Christianity. What are you still doing with it if you hate Western impositions? Hello, hello, hello, Enoch, are you still there? Holy smokes! He hung up on me.” |
Some Nigerians talk without the use of their brains, they just let their lips flap and say shiit. How can anyone reduce kidnapping to a tribal war, whoever gave that idiot an audience deserves to be kidnapped too. So it would have made a whole a lot of difference if he was kidnapped in Akwa ibom state?. . Some ppl just talk before they think, so it is like; it is ok to kidnapp as long as the ppl being kidnapped are indigenes or not close to you, maybe Igbos in River state should also carry out reprisal attacks on indegenous folks in Rivers state for the igbos that ve been kidnapped there. Like say I dey there when the Mofo dey gist im okpata i go just take that mic wey im dey take gist dust knack im head so im go do him worse. . .scheeew. . .eteh wey suppose dey im oga house BQ dey do im boyboy work. . . Scheeew! |
Adolf bad you are an idiot! What exactly is the sense here, you person. You better mind how you run the heavy stench that come outta ya mouth before you force me to derail this thread, Swine! |
Hahahaha. . . Me sef go soon create my own thread; why do Nigerians abroad look over-excited whenever you see em, abi dem dey high them for there with Gbazaquin. . .lol. . Dumb thread! |
The truth is that one man does not make govt, Sanusi sure approves this monies and most likely knows how these idiots who have placed the nation in check collect these monies and all the legal and illegal claims they make. Just think of it in the light of a civil servant who is entitled to medical allowance which is only meant to be used to pay medical bills, but now connives with the hospital to get papers showing that he went for a surgery and now claims the money, if only few do this the organisation would not feel it but when everybody from the gateman to the MD all practise the same it would almost cost the agency all its allocation. That is what happens in the oil sector right now every marketer claim monies that they are not actually entitled and it has become the norm, those who practise this are so powerful and may be able to sack the president or the minister of petroleum, they could even be part of govt so its not the best way to fight them by been openly confrotational at least we learnt that from Jonathan vs The Cabal in Saudi. i keep my fingers crossed and from research carried out fuel prices in a deregulated ,arket in Nigeria could be as low as 45naira. [quote][/quote]Mr Marvix I beg to disagree with your logic. First your analogy is greatly flawed, you don't need any pranks to get what has been alloted to you as indemnity, it is given to you to be used whether you fall sick or not as long as you are not trying to eat your cake and still have it and I don't see how it relates to this situation. Secondly, Sanusi is one man like you said but he fails to realize that with his careless sweeping utterances, he is quick to point out that the FG should scrap subsidy without having first explore the option advising the FG to take a bold step and root out the member of this cabal, it is one thing to make conjectures about rackets and cabals, it is another thing to have the political will to deal with the problem decisively without passing blames like hot potatoes and forcing the masses to bear the brunt of their own shortcomings. Your claim that the cabal is so powerful that they can remove the President is petty and unfounded. Incase you don't know, the Nigerian President is the single most powerful leader in the whole world, even the President of the US does not have the kind of powers the Nigerian constitution bestows on the President, he can do and undo. If he would stop playing politics and take the bull by the horn, you and I would see that these rogues are not invincible as we wrongly believe, they are just racketeers taking advantages of the loopholes in the government system to make money. Sanusi should shut his mouth and clean up the mess he has created in the economy, the lesser he talks the better cos the last time he talked with so much gusto, our banks stopped lending and the economy shrunk further, let him deal with those and stop groping from talking about power to talking about oil subsidy, those are not his job discription. Finally your market analysis is misplaced in the nigerian context, subsidy removal is not equal to deregulation. |
Hahahaha. . .did sb say because his grandady was buried facing bini he was not sure if he was igbo. . Lol. . NL and funny comments. . Me am Imo Igbo! . . Lol. . Rubbish. . You re not igbo yet you bear igbo names. . Clear case of identity crisis. |
Whose responsibility is it to arrest smugglers of the products to neighbouring countries? Do the government agencies accused by the Federal Government of gross 'inefficiencies, fraud (and) racketeering' have accounting officers? Who appointed them and whose duty is it to apprehend the so-called fraudsters that create and exploit leakages in the system? Before the end of the administration of General Olusegun Obasanjo, up to 18 provisional licences were issued to investors who showed serious interest in setting up refineries in the country. Who sabotaged their efforts such that years after receiving the green light, optimism gave way to depression? Questions without end. Continue . . . [quote][/quote]exactly my point. . Just see how casual they sound about funding ineffincies? For God sake, who allowed the inefficiencies? The masses or the FG?. . Scheeew. . That Sanus Guy deserves a backhand slap to silence him, he is fond of responding to the adrenaline rush to his head! |
The fact is that even the FG is not sincere with its intentions, is it not an indictment on the FG that they constantly complain about a cabal and yet the almight FG with all the federal might and machinery can't do jack about it than give some stupid excuse. Sanusi to me is all macho & gusto no real substance, he is fond of making loose comments that seem nice without actually understanding the consequence of his comments. Already, there is an uneven pricing system of pump price, in lagos for instance, people buy at #65 but in the SE and some SS states people buy as high as #85 except you are buying from NNPC filling stations. Now imagine how price would shoot up when they yank off the subsidy and the multiplier effect it would have on the cost of other commodities, it is not like Nigerians would feel the impact of the subsidy removed in another form, we would just hear the usual mantra of increasing the FG's budget but no real impact. Abeg, Sanusi should go and sing that song to his fellow elitist that can buy stuff at whatever price. NLC is not dumb for refusing that plan. Everybody dey yarn where e go favour am, Sanusi wan increase money wey dey enter FG pocket, Nigerians wan decrease money wey dey comot for their pocket, just as some people own palava na d way we dey take put our Generator on from morning to nyt. So it is useless trying to sell that Cabal story to Nigerians when we know everyone is trying to protect her interest here. . Cabal indeed, like we are dunce! |
Am begining to agree too that the situation in Abia state has some political maneuvering to it. How come crime just suddenly peaked now that elections are getting close? It appears there is some kind of violent campaign going on to the give the present government of Abia state( even though I personally think he is a lameduck and should not be re-elected) a bad name and image to swing votes away and make him look like a lame duck and redundant. This appears to be more than the norm, remember before in Anambra state before the elections, the spate of kidnapping and robbery increased sharply and after the election, it decreased sharply thesame way. |
Mehn guyz, I just recieved a very bad news from my uncle: My Elderly aunty in Umuohia was kidnapped on saturday at her residence in the night, they say her childrien are in the process of bargaining the ransom with her captors. She came back from the US since december and has not gone back as she was busy overseeing some work at her maternity clinic. I am very sure that she wont step her foot again here again in Nigeria after her release. Geeeze. . This is worse than I thought, people being kidnapped in their own house? Coupled with nonsense going on in Aba. Haba! It is time to make that decision abeg, call a state of emergency or sth, Theodore Orji is a lameduck at this point, he is not in control of anything, if old people can be whisked off at the wee hours of the night. I pray they don't do anything that will deteriorate her health, God be with her, very Sad. |
I get angry when they keep saying cabal this, Cabal that! Who are the people that constitute this Kabal? If they can't unravel their identity then they should leave the subsidy, I know the moment they do that, that will be tantamount to a hike in fuel price. This Kabal gist has been overflogged abeg, it is old school now! |
The governor of Nigeria’s central bank, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, has criticized the Federal Government’s continued spending on reducing fuel cost, renewing the call for the removal of a subsidy programme that has gulped trillions of naira but has failed to reach ordinary people as intended. Mr. Sanusi was speaking on Monday at a meeting of the House of Representatives Ad Hoc Committee on Nigeria ’s local and foreign loans. He said he supports a full stoppage of the “immoral” subsidy because its intent has been diverted from the target masses to a “cabal of elite.” “This subsidy is going to a small group of people. The greater Nigerian people are not benefitting from it. ’’ Mr. Sanusi said. According to him, ‘‘the subsidy is creating a pool of funds for a cabal. These are the same people who borrow from banks and do not pay; the same people who are rigging elections. ” Mr. Sanusi is the latest in line of a number of government officials who have made it clear they would like to see the removal of the oil subsidy but the first such public declaration by a member of President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration. Recent governments have complained of channelling huge finances that could have helped develop infrastructure, into minimizing domestic fuel cost, and have proposed a deregulation programme which is severely opposed to by the Labour union. The CBN governor said the continued existence of the subsidy has significantly raised Nigeria ’s debt profile. According to Mr. Sanusi, “last year, we spent over a trillion of which we are borrowing, ” he said. “Why should we be paying a N570 billion subsidy that small elite are enjoying at the expense of the Nigerian people ?” he said. The sort of borrowing Mr. Sanusi referred to, internally and externally, including those applied for other purposes, have soured to a peak figure, raising federal debts to the highest level in four years. According to the Minister of Finance, Olusegun Aganga, who also attended the event, the country ’s debt profile stood at $35.94 billion before the exit of Nigeria from the Paris Club. At the end of 2006, the amount was $3.54 billion; by December 2007 it had risen briefly to $3.67 and hovered at $3.72 at the end of 2008.In 2009, the figure stood at $ 3.62 and has already clocked $ 4.3billion by ending of March 2010. Mr. Aganga, however, said the current debt level of the country was below the international debt sustainability ceiling if it is compared to compared to Nigeria’s peer countries. This is more so since over 85 percent of the total debt was obtained from concessionary sources, and with a long repayment period, he explained. But the two officials both warned against a relapse into unbridled borrowing. “The problem is not about borrowing but what the monies are being applied for, ” Mr. Sanusi said. “There’s a limit to which you can cut down on expenditure; salaries have to be paid, roads, hospitals and other infrastructures must be done. What we should focus on is an increase in government revenue, ” he added. |
@Nchara I didn't know you were this bigoted and petty, creating a thread to highlight other states' weaknesses, are you that jobless and bored? Mehn. . . It is high time you lots stopped this nonsense, gradually, begotry is creeping into your real persona and blinding your sense of what is acceptable. If this is suppose to be a counter attack or response to "Aba bank robbery" thread, then it is unfortunate you have chosen to see it this way. I think it is petty to even take renown idiots like that mulatto, bk/baby( whom for all we know may have never lived in Nigeria before) whose claim to being nigerian is the black & white streaks on his skin and the junk knowledge he picked from the internet or even Sjeezy who live in a ghetto in the US and has no real knowledge about anything? Why do you think I call him Dumb & Gay? Are these American ghetto urchins the reason why you are unneccessarily combative? Nwanna, may be you need to stay off the net and understand there is a real world out there that transcends where you come from and what your tribe is. |
Seriously, I am yet to see any state that can boast of a very low crime rate in Nigeria. Bluetooth, do you know the scale of crime that goes on that Okada junction on daily basis. I, personally ve been a witness to such incident when I was coming back to Lagos from Owerre, I was lucky cos we had been alerted of what was going on in front, everyone fled the bus and ran into the thick forest. For more than an hour this robbery gang took charge of the whole of that Okada junction, shooting indiscrimately, some passengers were shot to death there and then, they were all stripped naked in broad day light. . .these robbers were no jokers they came with Aks and M-16s, these guys were clothed in heavy bullet straps and charms, their faces were not hooded and their language was a familiar jargon I hear most of the time from cult students, they used terms like Cappo, Baddo, officer,commando, Don T, even in my hiding place I could hear heavy artilley barrage attacks, I could hear ppl screaming and crying, robbers shouting lie down, shut up! or I waste you! It was terrible but I was surprise when I got to Lagos, there was no reported news on that incident. I believe nobody is taking the issue Security seriously, it is high time we started talking of community policing or better still States having their own police, paramilitary force to combat crime decisively, not the soft approach of Amnesty crap. Seriously the problem of crime in the whole of the eastern region(SE and SS) is a direct consequence of not just lapse security in that region. The problem is multi-faceted, unrecoverd arms and weapons given to hoodlums during election, compromise on both the part of the FG and State government when it comes to security. In PH, street cult is a common knowledge, likewise Owerre where you ve sec sch student gangs and cult, you hear of "Umu yellow" or "ndi fe ga blue" or even eastcoast and all that crap couple with their elder cult groups from IMSU. . . My bruva has been a victim several times of these guys. The Police knows about these gangs and cults but what do they do? Of course, nothing! These guys are easy tools for unleashing terror during elections and that is where they get their weapons from. The SW is not shielded from this ugly trend as I can confidently tell you of a new trend here in Lagos, some of these cult guys have taken it to the street, esp those of LASU, they help you with your Jamb exams and in exchange you become one of em. A lot of em mask themselves as yahoo boys but a closer look reveals more than just that. Street carnivals in some street in my Area became a battle ground for rival cult groups, am talking of a recent incident that happened btw december 09 and january 10. I just think the government is not giving half the attention it gives to elections and stuff to Security and that is sad. |
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