₦airaland Forum

KiNg0G:
bros it be like you be pastor, nor be so them dey do matter!.
if you dey do like that you better stop am.

during jesus teaching people in The wilderness, how many person he point make them pray for the gathering?.


informing me first for make better sense, even jesus christ informed us say he dey come soon... we should be prepared.


if he tell usher to come tell me say na me go take closing prayer during offering time, it bad?


how him go just call my name like that, unexpectedly.

talk better thing jhor

My brother I no be pastoroo... Infact I am very far from becoming a pastor... In church, I'm one of the technical team that do livestreaming... But hey, that's by the way..

But what was the lesson learnt from the parable of the ten virgins?... Let me save u the time... It's to be prepared always...

I'm really glad you made out time today to be with the Lord.. Sorry it didn't go well with your well organised lifestyle and plan..

Please do not take it to heart.. he didn't mean to embarrass you... He probably thought both of you were on the same page

KiNg0G:
hahahaha, so the spirit when lead am nor tell am say na how to discharge go tie my last sk when I leave for table dey my mind.

no offence for him telling me to pray, but he should have informed me.

He should inform u first to pray? Haba Mallam!!! Hankali ..
When u decide in the morning to go to church, What was going through your mind about the activities that happens in there?... Besides, Prayers is not only meant for the preachers alone buddy...

On the day Christ breathe his last on the cross, The veil was torn... Which signifies that everyone has access to the father.. it was no longer the duty of the priest alone to pray...So if u were asked to pray, u are part of the body of Christ and u have access to the throne as well...

You shouldn't even worry about fanciful words that people use while praying.. it's about communication to God, and he alone understands what was in your heart...

Informing you first will make the prayer Rehearsed and diluted like a poem in my opinion.. pleasing to the ears but might not cross The rooftop of your church.

iwaeda:
"What stopped him from coming to console with the people? But he went to Lagos for a Book launch. We can only say “Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Raji’in” (From Allah we come and to him we shall return). Sabon Birni, Shinkafi and Goronyo are in a very dire situation

“We only depend on God for protection. It is only on God that we depend for his protection, not anybody. We are sad and disappointed with the way Buhari’s administration is treating our region.

I want to hear what Femi Adesina will say.

crackhaus:
I don't mind.

I too just wanna relass and be taken kiarof as a modern man in a modern world.
I deserve to be pampered...

U no go kill me oo..
Do u think you will hear the last of it if that should happen?...

Na high blood pressure u go get as u dey relax so for that houseooo...
If she knows how she go use key padlock the television so that u no go watch soccer as she commot, she go do am... She might even put parental guidance on the TV for u just to let you know who was incharge

Great100000:
Arsenal 0

Southampton 9

Haba!!!!!!!

sisisioge:
Honestly, that's a good move. Afterall, they were having issues was the reason they got on the programme before she assaulted him. Only God knows what she does to him at home. They need to separate,even if it's for a while....but that guy looks broke, he might be enduring for financial reasons. It is well.

I feel bad for him honestly.. just imagine the public disgrace.. If his community is the type that do monthly meeting, Just tell me how he can recover from that... The taunting behind his back or sometimes in front of him no go be here

I also blame the landlady for not providing good toilet facilities... I mean if there are good toilet, the already dirty lady like the wife won't be storing Urine and sh!ts in the room... The man's problem would have reduced

obinna58:
Mkpukpo

I am going to grade your score..
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What you wrote I believe was Cricket

OnyeObodo:
VELVET TAMARIND

OnyeObodo:
Most probably.

Same way we Anambra call one fruit Chelekwu... So many Imo people call it different names.

Chichiba... Icheke... Obancheke.... Obancheleke... Obasicheke

That sounds foreign

Sayelabola:
Serious tale: a wife while in her father's house, had a war of words with her hubby, she lost her cool, landed a no-joke slap on her man, he retaliated, mother-in-law, witnessed, took side with her daughter, landed a missile slap on the son-in-law; son of man off shirt and returned sporadic slaps on his mother-in-law till she fainted (now in hospital).

Pandemonium set, aged father-in-law rushed in and out in seconds with a charmed ring, son in-law disappeared.

Livelystone01:
Someone who's having poop and urine in his room?
What is worse than that?
If he could endure to have poop and urine in his room then he can endure anything.
Besides, the slap is just an expression of his internal weakness.

He used his mouth to publicize his wife's secret in public, his wife showed people his own weakness in secret by slapping him.

You are really funny ..So a man who can stand sh!t and urine in the room can stand anything including slaps ....

The land lady was on that show.. The presenter should have asked her if there were toilet facilities in that premises..This is because I can't understand how toilet would be available and some one would decide to store excreter in the room... That's just absurd..

OnyeObodo:
Ukpana.. Nothing like ukpara please.

But your dialect might be different from that of the OP.. have u thought of that?..

MufasaLion:
No lies, bro. That slap shows how weak and foolish the man is. Not only sleeping with a dirty thing, but also being beaten up by her. She's a sissy with no ego.

Originalsly:
Normal thing!... that slap wasn't the usual hot one ... see he didn't even rub but just continue talking real cool!... and later she was up itching to fire off a few more but she tried hard and held back herself! Look like this is the only opportunity the husband had to get back at his wife so he aired out her dirty laundry! I know he's not ready to die ..... he is not going back home after the show! ... is no way he can romp with that all muscle wife.... he is finished!

She has totally finished him already my brother... How can he raise his head high in public again...The whole thing is just wrong on all sides

LaSenior:


Bring anyone cause we are Liverpool

Abi?? OP placed PSG as worst case scenario on Liverpool as if we will be walking alone

UrVillageGuys:
What of https://pointgoals.com?

SirLakes:
It is Twitter's tax that will bring sanity to the country and also restore the decayed infrastructure.

What have they been doing with the one they've been collecting?


Wow!